Aliens, Algorithms, and Jeffy: This One Goes Off the Rails

Speaker 2 (00:00.974)
Hi kids, I hope everybody's having a great day. It's a Friday. It's a Friday live stream. It's 3 p.m. Eastern and If you're anything like Texas, it's windy where you are Because my word it feels like that the wind has blown here in Texas Something fierce for I don't know since his March 4th was our first dust storm. It's it's been

quite a while. We don't have the blizzards from the northern states that you guys are still going through. But boy, the windy is it's not leaving. And I'm a little bit sick of it. OK, so thank you for making time here on your Friday afternoon. Obviously, I'm x at Keith Malin at YouTube.com slash at at the mic. I should probably look over here and see. my gosh. I just I don't even want to say it out loud and jinx it. But.

and then of course on rumble later on will be posted by Mr. Hero West to get your lunch. was watching you eat and I was like man that would be rude of me to put him on the screen. Jeffy's having a long day it's kind of a rough day.

Yeah, I don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:18.894)
I could lay back in this chair right now and go sound asleep and that may happen.

I could understand that. right, gentlemen, thank you for joining me. Brad Staggs.

Speaker 1 (01:29.069)
It's like when we're having sex.

It is like that. It is almost like that. Boy, that's a nice new room you're in, Brad. It looks beautiful.

Maybe. It's possible.

Okay, that's weird. How did you get there so quickly? Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. That's good. Did you know that there's a new dialect, American dialect, that's developing in the Miami area? And it's not quite Spanglish. You know what? I don't know what I did with that story, but it's something that I bet it's

I'm fast?

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in...

It's really, really good.

Speaker 1 (02:14.146)
What do we have next?

English is the American language now, so let's just don't worry about that.

I will say that this is an interesting little tidbit I wanted to share at the onset here that Michelle Obama has 57 million Instagram followers 22 22 million ex followers But only 14,000 subscribers after having done four videos. So can we just implore everyone?

Thank you.

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Speaker 2 (02:50.542)
If you're watching right now and you haven't subscribed to youtube.com slash at the mic, please go over there now. I want to pass Michelle Obama. That's all I want now. I just want to pass the subscribers that she has. Jeffy, where would people go to subscribe to your show as well?

Well, I can go to chewing the fat, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. can get that wherever you listen to podcasts. No problem. You can just follow me on X at Jeffy JFR. and you know, there's a YouTube channel chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. I need to do more with that. Yeah. You lose the attitude with me right now.

By more you mean something? Okay.

Speaker 1 (03:30.638)
Sorry, we're talking about baths over in the chat room.

You know what, Jeffy? I think that the stage was set. He's been giving you attitude even back when you talked about laying back in your chair and he... Why?

I know.

Speaker 1 (03:44.78)
I'm not bitter.

Why would you be better first of all?

Ha ha!

So Brad, where would people go to subscribe to your awesome stuff?

Go to upmybutt.com, Bob.

Speaker 2 (04:01.358)
Please. Did you buy it?

Speaker 2 (04:07.724)
We started the

Two T's

And it cost one z- three years! Can you believe that domains- Jeffy's like, holy crap.

I would not believe that was available.

I know.

Speaker 3 (04:24.622)
I've had in for years, but I didn't forgot about

You

Okay, okay. before I forget if this lovely audience hasn't had the opportunity yet to watch yesterday's deep dive It's the America's first dictator Abraham Lincoln. Please go and check that out. It's penned away. It's somewhere Watch the show and then you'll find

I hate that man so

16th president of States.

Speaker 1 (04:57.326)
could not tell a lie, he chopped down the cherry tree so well.

and

Razor fist?

I thought that was another website.

Okay, think the first thing we want to talk about correct me if I'm wrong is the breaking news in the last 48 of the I'm sorry

Speaker 1 (05:21.592)
Hahaha!

Speaker 1 (05:31.918)
They're talking about bubble baths over in the chat.

wow, well read some of these to me while I try to find this video I want to play for you.

Well, Sue says, let's do a poll where what are the chances all three guys are wearing pants all at the same time?

Okay, attorney is

Deb wants to know, does Jeffy use bubble bath? When she says I meant Mr.

Speaker 2 (05:53.624)
You me?

Speaker 3 (05:59.073)
when he dances, yeah, I use them.

Who doesn't, right? I mean, how do you get all slippery if you don't use bubble bath?

Okay, so should we watch the video? This is some new information that's come out about the Egyptian pyramids. So I think we should watch this and comment. And if anybody wants to chime into the chat, because this is very interesting.

And wait, well, well, well, hang on before you play it. then after you play it, is that is that when you're going to like backhand us all? Because both of you now, I've heard something from both of you. I'm like, oh, OK, like Buzz Chillington.

I'll reveal what

Speaker 2 (06:36.302)
Listen, I love this video.

I do too. I do too. I've all of them. I've watched all the videos that were dropped.

So let's play this. Okay, then let's talk about all the other.

You're gonna listen to the whole seven minutes of this guy?

No, just three minutes if you would just chill. The recent findings from deploying this technology are nothing short of mind-blowing because what's been discovered is that there are huge structures coming down from the base of the pyramid deep into the bedrock. In fact, over six meters deep, which then connects

Speaker 3 (07:14.616)
We

Speaker 2 (07:18.222)
to structures that extend up to two kilometers below the surface of the ground. far is that? Two kilometers. Massive internal. He can repeat it all at once. I don't know what it is. And extending deep down. is what we know so far. Utilizing high resolution radar images from Capella Space and Umbra, which are two private companies that specialize in satellite-based synthetic aperture radar imaging.

We're on that one.

Speaker 2 (07:47.106)
This has allowed researchers to create a 3D model of the internal structure of the Great Pyramid of Giza. Now, this model has revealed a previously unknown chamber with five horizontal levels and a sloping roof, which in of itself is an architectural design unlike any previously documented in the Giza pyramid. But the most shocking discovery lies beneath the surface, below ground level,

it's always

Cedar Tomography has identified vertical cylindrical structures extending for hundreds of meters beneath the pyramid. There are eight of these cylindrical wells arranged in two parallel rows descending to an astonishing depth of 648 meters. What? How? What more intriguing at the base of these structures are two massive

cubic formations measuring approximately 80 meters in diameter. The tomographic data suggests that these are vertical wells with intricate spiral pathways. Now this design not only implies a functional purpose, but also a level of sophisticated engineering that completely blows the dynastic Egyptian model out of the water.

I mean the pyramid itself was already a massive red flag in the ancient Egyptian historical narrative, but now with this discovery I think it's become impossible to say that the Egyptian civilizations that we understand, that we've been taught about, were responsible for building these structures. And it doesn't even end there. The radar analysis extends beneath the entire Giza plateau.

Speaker 2 (09:30.966)
Revealing interconnected structures beneath not only the Great Pyramid of Giza But also those of Khufu and Menka the subsurface network reaches down to a staggering depth of approximately two kilometers Two kilometers this is not possible given the standard historical and archaeological narrative given to us about ancient Egypt now I'm hearing

It's just swamp gas.

Okay, so Yes, this is interesting I don't know I jot it down some I did some quick calculating here

The meter is three feet-ish.

Ish, yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:14.488)
So, damn you Jimmy Carter.

Wow, let the man rest in peace, would you?

You know what? We're still paying for it.

So do you want me to put up the thing that I discovered here that's kind of a buzzkill? want me to show this? And then we can, let's see here. So.

You both, you know, you both have, each of you have a different reason for.

Speaker 2 (10:43.554)
Okay, so here's what happened. When I went to load that to get ready for today's show, having no idea there was skepticism out there really, community note popped up, but then it quickly went away. So I read it. Okay, so then I click it again and I had to quickly stop loading so it'll stay up there. I don't know why it keeps going away, but.

It just showed up on mine, actually.

Speaker 3 (11:05.622)
That's your

Hang on, hang on before you read it. Sue just said so. Just the tips are showing.

Just the tips are showing. Yeah, you remember that, That's going to be important later in our discussion here.

Ha

So the community notes says that this video is based on a paper, or I'm sorry, so this is based on a paper that came out three years ago. The claims in the video are unsupported by the paper and the authors make no such claim. So.

Speaker 3 (11:38.038)
I don't know that that's true because I saw what was purported to be the lady, one of the ladies involved in the study talk about this. And she talked about everything that this guy talked about and that they would be releasing more in the near future. And she said, I think she said 10 days.

Now that's okay. So I'm really looking forward to 10 days from now. Now what is

Are you? Are you? Because 10 days from now, you know, is what? that's right. April 1st.

It's not though. It is not. Well, 10 days from today is, but 10 days from yesterday when they announced it was not.

No, Jeff!

Speaker 3 (12:25.546)
and they actually announced it the night before,

They never gave a specific date, they said, you know, in the near future.

Now, we actually do have the truth. Brad and I did some digging before we went live here. And I think Brad's got a visual aid that goes along with something. The History Channel has been quick to work on this. In fact, should I go ahead and let me put this on the screen. So the History Channel, apparently, that's my understanding. My understanding. The History Channel recorded something. And here we go. It goes with this picture.

Here it is.

If some theorists are correct, as many have posited, then what we are seeing is just the outer surface of a giant stone man buried deep within the earth, only exposing the giant stone man's toes which appear at Stonehenge, the giant stone man's head which appears at Easter Island. And in Egypt, the pyramid at Giza reveals itself to be the giant stone man's

Speaker 1 (13:22.541)
Yo.

Speaker 1 (13:32.334)
This was on the History Channel, so I don't know.

Speaker 3 (13:39.102)
I like that the hypothesis is a lot better.

did not know he even had a chicken. That was really what that's what really clenched it for me is is the fact

Awesome.

Speaker 3 (13:53.762)
There's document, the drawing right there is documented proof.

It is, mean it's on the internet it has to. It absolutely has to.

It has to be true.

Sue knew.

Sue did.

Speaker 3 (14:05.804)
Told y'all.

So there you go, mystery song!

Really funny.

Good night.

So do you think that there is something deep underground?

Speaker 3 (14:18.094)
I want to. I kinda want to.

Ha ha.

Now I can't even have a discussion about the freaking-

Thanks for ruining it, Keith.

I want to believe that it's true. I was so excited and there for so long we've believed that the pyramids were so much more than just a tomb that you know existed where no one was ever buried in it. I Brad's been hot and heavy on that for a year anyway. Can't shut him up about it.

Speaker 1 (14:49.036)
been beating that drum for a very long time. And if Keith turns around and looks at, cause Keith did this, you have a set of encyclopedias for some unknown reason in your little room there, don't you? Yeah. no, you don't have to do it. Do you remember going and looking under, under pyramid and what the pyramids are for and in the encyclopedia, it says if they're burial grounds.

I know.

Speaker 2 (15:02.414)
What do you want me to do about it?

Speaker 3 (15:13.23)
I mean, that's what we all taught for, you how many ever decades the Egyptians have, you know, led us down that path. And then we find out that then we find that, you know, hey, humans couldn't have built this. There's plenty of architects that say there's no way that humans could have built this. And then we find out that, well, really humans did build it, but they had giants helping them. That's how they move these big stones. Yeah. just saw giants and there were.

There were family trees living all around the pyramids because the families were the slaves that built the pyramids. OK, we got it. And now we have this. And this is, you know, everybody said, well, they have to be more than a tomb. has to be something else. It has to be some kind of power, something built that wasn't built by man. And we all kind of want to believe that. But there wasn't wasn't any real proof. Now, with this, if it were to

be true, would lead. mean, everything changes. If this is true, everything we were taught changes. Now, there's also rumors that the equipment that they say they used wouldn't do what they said. I was reading an article sometime in the last 24 hours that talked about how the equipment that they talk about using wouldn't do. Because we've studied the pyramids forever now.

we would have, if they, if what they say existed, existed, we would have seen it already.

Well, and this is the this is that community notes paper that was and it is electrifying reading. I mean.

Speaker 3 (16:56.638)
I bet. They're almost like the encyclopedias, but go ahead.

so many words and and I don't know how the hell you'd tell if it did or didn't support what they're saying because it's written in lawyer ease. There's so many big words and stuff. There's some pictures. I do enjoy the pictures in it. Can you see it?

no, can see you'd struggle. Hold your microphone was driving me insane, but I can't see the, there's the picture. Okay.

What?

Is your problem with my micro?

Speaker 3 (17:26.733)
Oh, it drives you drive a man insane with that thing. Put it down. Yeah. I'm playing with it.

I don't want to put it down. If I put it down, then I have to move my head away if I get louder. But this way I can just move the microphone away if I get louder and don't.

Why don't you just wear a headset with a microphone?

be the big one. I want to

Wanted to see what's going on with your mind. it like limp? What's the problem there? You need a blue.

Speaker 1 (17:54.819)
It's not limp. Why don't I just it bothers him for me to not touch it?

Good deal.

Thank you.

Or guess it bothers him if I touch it. That's kind of weird. It kind of disappears if I do that.

Thank you.

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I see and then we can still hear you just fine.

Look at them. It's a magic trick.

Look.

Okay, if you were

Do you use Umbra,

Speaker 2 (18:25.226)
Okay, so.

in for something.

Speaker 2 (18:32.942)
Wow. Let me see if can find...

of purpose.

So anyway, you were reading the paper that they were...

paper and it's just I mean again I don't know if it's if it backs up what they're saying or not because it is so much lord there's acquisition acquisition geometry and my word it is how many pages is this

ban you if you use another big

Speaker 1 (18:56.84)
I was just reading it off the paper. There's the Doppler sub aperture model and at all of this here. mean, solve that for X. You've got two minutes go. So who would would you know whether or not it does? And that's exactly what they would toss out there if they were trying to throw us off the trail.

that's what I thought, yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:07.136)
not okay I'm not gonna

Speaker 2 (19:13.816)
how

Speaker 3 (19:21.966)
It looks more like a, a, you said chart of who gets the money.

Thank you. I mean, let's not talk about the United States Institute for Peace for crying out loud.

Or what was the other one? Gosh darn it.

The FMSC.

Yeah, is that the one I talked about this morning? That's that's separate from the solve.

Speaker 1 (19:44.046)
I don't remember. Yes.

Speaker 2 (19:48.886)
I solved your math riddle.

That's it. You're right. That's it

That's what they want us to, maybe that's why they changed math. Okay, so I don't know guys, if you had to gun to your head, who built the pyramids? Humans and aliens? The Nephilim.

That could be it.

Speaker 1 (20:04.743)
The Egyptians. It wasn't the Egyptians. It could very well have been the Nephilim.

Honestly, I put the at the bottom of that hypothesis.

That's why they're that's why they don't support this information coming out They've they've been trying to sweep all this stuff under the rug for

They've been milking this pyramid scheme forever. And thank you. they have for sure they have and they've they've controlled all the information that goes out and this just kicks them in the rear end if true. And again, if it does not let me ask you a question. How? What happens when? We hear April Fool's.

Mm-hmm. What happens then?

Speaker 2 (20:54.638)
Then we go, that's too convenient. It was real and they're just trying to, that's what it is.

Yeah, mean, you don't believe that either.

huh.

Are you familiar with uncharted x Ben vendor? vendor wick, I think is his name and he has a whole series of videos on these vases That are so well made That you can't make them today And they they're from they're 2000 years old and there's no way I mean the tolerances on these things are amazeballs

Okay.

Speaker 1 (21:36.85)
and they come from this area of Egypt. How the hell were they making stuff like that 2,000 years ago? Giants.

Well, okay, see the problem with the giants making it are the vases are like this big. So if you had a giant make him, he'd be all fumble fingers and like,

All right.

Have you ever had like a lint ball or something?

A limp ball?

Speaker 2 (22:01.708)
A A let-ball.

So a lint ball. thought you said a limp ball.

totally what I did.

Well, but I'm happy to try one.

Okay guys, I need you to Let's vote. Let's Here are your options. Okay We've got we got four choices here. My video choppy today

Speaker 1 (22:23.47)
It's not choppy on this end. It is?

Okay.

All right. I kind of Chris.

See, Jeffy knows. A, was it the Egyptians? B, was it the aliens? C, was it the nettle? Or one other option for you, D, is it a giant stone man's car?

He's alive? He doesn't love you like-

Speaker 2 (22:43.662)
Please register your books.

Here are those, these are those vases. Yeah, you couldn't. I went to what? Oh shit, you can't see it when I do that. I mean, shoot, you can't see it when I do that. Yeah, these things are so amazingly accurate. That's Van Der Wick.

That's me.

Can't make today, yeah.

screen, don't forget.

Speaker 3 (23:11.854)
Well, he looks great. Can we see the things?

Yeah.

Where'd they go? hold on. We're just there a sec.

When in doubt, go to the place where it spikes the video watcher.

That's a good point. Yeah, these things are so like the wall thickness on all these vases is is so uniform. They've put like geometry, they've done geometry stuff with these. And like the handles are perfect, like not even a little bit out of level with each other. Well, there's you know, within a thousand of an inch.

Speaker 2 (23:25.454)
home.

Speaker 3 (23:50.986)
It usually happens when you're hand presumably handmade crafts like this that are not going to be perfect.

and these are and it's just why isn't something like this news headline news

Why isn't it? mean

those damn Egyptians.

Right? They have the the egyptian have been holding us down for so long now. We're so used to it, but Why isn't it? mean this is If this would be in the headlines every day wouldn't it be a more much more fascinating world than talking about the federal mediation and conciliation service? Yeah And I was wrong. It's the fms. Excuse me fmcs

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Amanda.

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That's them.

Speaker 3 (24:38.222)
This is just another fine example of government money being used to help.

Adjust

Speaker 1 (24:48.0)
Right, yes, they're helping. The Federal Mediation and Conciliation Service. 60 employees.

Yeah.

They live like they live like Egyptian king.

Yes, they do.

Yeah, they've got the gold coasters.

Speaker 1 (25:01.294)
Oh, the two, yeah, the $200 pack of coasters.

The one guy you met the one guy in the story worked on the road for six years

They paid how much how many was it 20 grand what 42 what was it? Just to come in and touch up a painting of a guy who was the president for like five minutes to touch up the painting if that doesn't sound like let's take taxpayer dollars and and line the pockets of our bodies

yeah

They really did. was a, actually that was a very good connection, Jeff. I'm impressed that you connected this with the Egyptian kings.

Speaker 3 (25:38.338)
Thank you.

I love a good segue and you are the segue master.

are really good. No, I'm surprised.

Thank you. Actually, they had 230 employees as well. There were the top ones that were really living like kings. The rest of them just lived like, well, the queen.

At what point does a compliment become a dig?

Speaker 1 (26:06.444)
A dick?

From the very beginning with him talking to me

I'm so proud of you.

What do I do? Golly, I try to be nice and everybody just poops on my Tesla.

Speaker 3 (26:24.974)
Did you see that guy? That was so good.

wasn't real. That was not real. You do not. I'm sorry. The dude who was wiping and poop on the was doing that.

It was two handed, man. It was two handed.

All right. You can get more insightful commentary on events like smearing doo-doo and feces all over a Tesla on this Saturday morning show that Jeff Fisher and Brad Stags do at what time? You started at 10 AM Eastern? And where can you find that show?

That's correct.

Speaker 3 (27:02.11)
at JeffyJFR on X. All you need to know.

Is it available anywhere else, Brad?

Wow. I take back everything good I ever said about you. I'm not talking to him anymore.

I just say what

Okay, very good. Hey, do you guys remember the 1989 laptops? played this video with Jeffy this morning over at our morning job. But this right here is... Can you believe it? So...

Speaker 1 (27:26.606)
You guys have a morning gig?

I think Brad does too, but...

Fred, what are you?

No, think technically if you have a job you get paid for it

is supposed to.

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You're supposed to. That's what I've heard. I,

Just trying to play a video. That's all. They're going to play a damn video. We're the prices here on these two machines. We've seen Keith.

just what.

Real quick, what's

This one is priced at $49.99. This one goes for $95 or $11 grand, depending on the drive.

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Okay. 79.9 without modem, two megabytes, 40 megabyte hard disk and 84.99 with. I wanted to see yes. I wanted to see those glasses again. Two megabytes, 40 megabyte hard disk and 84.99 with.

Good job before you-

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This is equivalent to an IBM AT. This is a 12 megahertz, 286. It's got a 287 socket. It's got a 20 megabyte hard drive. A three and a half inch floppy. This is an EGA compatible screen. It's got 16 gray scales. It's up on the back here. You got all your standard cords. This is external video for an EGA monitor. Two serial ports. It's also got a space here for a modem, which would be this kind of modem here. Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, pause that for a second.

They don't make things like that anymore.

They don't, but that modem didn't look all that much different than what is in a computer now.

I thought the same thing.

I mean, they're just modems really haven't advanced much have they?

Speaker 3 (28:58.69)
No, they have not.

In addition to the desktop features like removable keyboard Removable keyboard, holy crap! We have tremendously viewable fluorescent screen here. If you notice, running... We have cell phones that are almost that size screen today. Microsoft Windows and Excel here and the spotting of the... look at that! You don't look so cool now, do you, Mr. Sunglasses? It does move quite well across the screen. Wow, that's cool!

Right

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How much were those $11,000?

Yeah, he said 95 or 11,000.

depending on how much memory, how much you want. Do you want to impress your friends or do you just want to, or do want to do something with this computer and you just want to say, look at it, I've got a computer that sits in my lap. You're heavy. Oh.

What is it?

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Wait, I don't know what that means.

I'm not really sure either. Does it involve a Tesla?

I'm not sure what it means either, but I don't like it.

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He'll be back in a few minutes.

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Speaker 1 (34:20.939)
This is.

Really not worry about what he's going to turn this.

Okay, so can I?

I wish you would

All right, so I played those videos to say like, we can make fun of the technology, but it led to better things, know, a portable laptop. lighter laptop that of course Jeffy's doesn't even work anymore. But the point is in theory, they're good. And cell phones got smaller. And you know, Steve Dace will tweet out, we used to be a great country once, but let me show you.

Speaker 2 (35:02.082)
Let me show you what we're inventing now. Now I think these are all from the same guy. I just discovered this the other day. And it's like, have we really, is this where we're at now with our inventions? I invented this airplane accessory to make traveling a little bit more comfortable. And so it easily slides onto the center armrest here and the knob securely tightens it down. And now you have yourself a double decker arm rest. They never have to fight over elbow space again. I invent. I knew.

Nice.

Speaker 2 (35:30.998)
That you would like that Jeff Fisher.

Absolutely. Okay, hold on. awesome.

He likes it. No, he likes that.

Picked up at pick those up at the discount rack at Walmart As seen on TV

Hold on, let me show you the... As seen on TV, yes! Alright, what about this one? Let's see if this one gets the Jeffy seal of approval. I invented the dual cooler. Staying fresh and cold between your legs while driving around on a hot summer day. This one with the crazy upgrade device will magnetically snap onto your car's vent and features our directional head that easily slides on...

Speaker 3 (35:55.884)
The first car van- yes!

Speaker 1 (36:08.29)
Do your shouts.

And just crank up the fan speed and live your best life feeling crisp all summer long.

That's awesome. That's in fact, they are the sole sponsor of my butt.com.

Wait a second

Hold on. Did you not like the armrest thing, Brad? heard you.

Speaker 1 (36:29.322)
I did. I did. I love the armrest thing. The thing is, I was thinking that if in fact you ended up sitting next to the woman here that we because we talked about this chick this morning on the Daily Mojo, if you ended up sitting next to her, she would have

No thanks.

Thank you.

You now you really wouldn't would you I

This woman has lost her damn mind. Used to be white.

Speaker 1 (36:56.248)
Those are 32 Ts. was her. Yeah. Yeah. She was cute. What happened?

Yeah, she decided she would paint herself and

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, She didn't paint herself. She started taking Milano, right? Milano tan. It's a synthetic hormone that darkens your skin.

Okay.

Speaker 2 (37:17.538)
Wow. And then she did the chest thing.

What the hell is wrong with people?

I mean, that's that's the whole thing, right? mean, legitimately we can laugh and joke and but she has an issue that needs to be addressed mentally. Yeah.

You think?

All right, I got one more from that invention guy. Okay, again.

Speaker 3 (37:39.65)
Cause I don't appreciate your attitude right now. Stop moving that damn microphone around.

I didn't mean to touch it. There's on my palm.

I built this invention that randomly orders you a meal at McDonald's when you push this button. Okay. You're about having too much time on your hands.

If you just log in on the McDonald's app, it'll do the same thing.

Randomly orders you a meal at McDonald's when you push this button. Here we go Spicy McCrispy and then one small sweet tea lemonade. I'll also take a

Speaker 1 (38:19.499)
Go-

Speaker 3 (38:26.798)
No.

Hot fudge sundae. And I built this because I thought I should have my own signature unnecessary meal. I started out the process by taking the entire McDonald's menu and recording each individual menu item as its own mp3 file and organizing them into their own folders.

I them onto an SD card and load it into this little microprocessor and with a little bit of code it was going to be able to randomize all of those different items. I then did a little bit of research on iconic McDonald's imagery and I landed on a Happy Meal box as the design. With that in mind, I created a 3D model of my own little Happy Meal box that would fit all of the different electronics inside while still keeping the original imagery intact. Since I was happy with the design, it was time to 3D print all of the different pieces together so that once I had them all finished,

it was time to start assembling it. I got the little button set up in the top and the speaker inside here. I got all the accessories glued into the places that they needed to be and got the microprocessor installed as well as soldered the button to that. And before I knew it, the McRandomizer was fully complete just in time for lunch. So the only thing left to do was hop into my car, get to the McDonald's drive-through, stick this thing out the window. Hello, can I please order a 20 piece chicken McNuggets? One medium french fries?

And then one large sprite. And then finally a medium shamrock shake.

Speaker 1 (39:38.35)
video.

French fries.

Speaker 1 (39:46.614)
When did he invent that? Because that order would cost about $800.

Yeah

And tell me, tell me you don't have a woman without telling me you don't have a woman. Right.

No kidding. I don't know what else there is say about that.

been.

Speaker 2 (40:04.878)
I'm not ordering all 800 items.

No, but just what he ordered was a

Oh, I lot. Yeah, 20 piece.

Okay, Mr. Judge Metal. That sounded like a regular order at the drive-thru.

Yeah. Well, did you notice he didn't order a shake?

Speaker 2 (40:22.765)
Yeah, you do.

And they didn't say the shake machine is broken.

He edited it out, right?

Well, we didn't hear the Yeah, we didn't hear the reply.

OK. Sorry, I was looking for something else while I was. Wait, no, no, no, it was a. Damn it. Where'd that picture of Sunni who was it? The astronaut that just came back from space.

Speaker 3 (40:43.81)
That's what I thought.

Speaker 3 (40:52.664)
Sani. Sani, welcome.

Sunny Williams, right? That's correct. Did you not see the picture of her that was from the side?

Speaker 2 (41:08.664)
saying, look, it's a picture of her from the side. What do you mean? What are we missing?

Carry on carry on because

Are you gonna be smirked, Sony Williams? No!

I'm just, I was amazed when I saw this picture and I thought that can't be real.

So while you look for that picture, I need some help. need your question. Jeffy, don't know if you recall a few weeks ago back at work, we were discussing challenge coins or. So during that conversation, I went to the eBay and I just typed in like Donald Trump coin or whatever. And it was like six bucks. And I thought, you know what? I'll order this. Now I wasn't paying attention at the moment that I hit submit purchase.

Speaker 3 (41:29.153)
All right.

Speaker 3 (41:38.371)
yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:55.03)
where it was coming from. But it arrived and there it is. It's an inaugural, it says, know, inauguration Donald Trump, President Obama, blah, So I mean,

Is this been officially certified from the Trump campaign?

I'm sure it has not because it came from China. And so now I'm a little concerned. I'm thinking. Now, this is how I think. And I mean this sincerely. This isn't an act. And I'm asking you guys, if I'm China and I want to get at America, I'm tracking every one of these damn coins that I'm sending to Trump supporters. So when the damn heat seeking missiles or whatever that this thing gets this thing's tracking to.

Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:38.4)
I can take them all out in just one shot. Help me.

Yeah, there's a Chinese guy that's not making a drive-through McDonald's takeout order disk and he's working on that. He's got the app right now where they can document where every challenge coin is.

Hang on, what am I missing?

All it takes is putting one of those little grains of rice in them.

Yeah, you're right. So busted. What am I missing? I don't listen to your show. is this the sunny picture or no?

Speaker 1 (43:09.004)
No, no, no, I haven't seen it yet. I haven't found it yet.

Then I don't know what she's referencing. Sue, do you not see this? She doesn't listen to Brad's show.

What who's referencing? What you say? good grief, I'm looking for one thing. I can't be reading all that too.

I just wanted to- I put it on the screen! What did I- China pager?

the screen.

Speaker 1 (43:26.538)
I was listening to Bradshaw.

No, no, no, it was the picture of Sunni. All right. So Sue, I being harsh? No, no. What did I say? Sue, am I being harsh about Sunni?

are soon

It's sunny.

Speaker 2 (43:48.878)
Hold on, hold on, hold hold on. We need to change this. This is the Friday ADD show. Because I want to quickly, let me just point this. That's right, that's what it is. It's a China pager, right? They're going to all blow up at the same time. Okay, so now.

Not that bad. I just think it's a way to track them. You're right. It's a way to.

Where should I put this thing? Don't say in my front pocket, Bradley!

Butt.com

gotta figure out where to leave this thing and I don't know where because now I'm afraid. Okay, so what was the thing? The sunny picture. What's the thing about that?

Speaker 1 (44:23.478)
I'm looking. okay. So Sue says I'm not being petty and it's just I but I can't find that picture.

Check your browser history if you showed it on your show. Be careful with showing us your browser history, however.

Wait, not that browser history. I three 19 to five. huh. where in the, okay. What would I have had that underneath maybe

Long time ago

Speaker 2 (44:47.892)
I her blessing on the SUNY sunny picture, by the way.

OK, so I wasn't I'm not being completely.

Goodness, am I gonna find this before you?

No, I don't think so, because when you see it, and again, maybe I'm just being a douche canoe, and it's absolutely possible. And why I can't seem to, for whatever reason, I can't seem to find it. Thank you. Let's see. It was just weird. You'll know it when you find it, because you'll go, whoa, hang on a minute. I've never seen that before.

Welcome to our show.

Speaker 2 (45:12.504)
That's what she said.

Speaker 2 (45:26.508)
Hang on. Is this? this?

Yeah, well, that's close to it. Yes. But do you see what I'm saying?

The chin.

Yes.

Okay, that no, it's I think it's

Speaker 3 (45:44.43)
Make fun of more people.

I've seen

think that happens when you're in space. Like, it's a gravity thing.

your chin gets strangely elongated?

That's all.

Speaker 2 (45:58.264)
Well, that's one of the experiments. They didn't let her in on it. That's why they left her up there that long. They wanted to see what

Do they not have mirrors on the space station?

Yeah, but they float by, they don't have a chance to stop.

I mean, it just struck me as being different. And if Sonny's listening, I'm sorry.

So, you know one of my favorite bands ever The Connells have an album cover called the fun and games. I know it kind of reminds me of the of the chins there

Speaker 3 (46:18.443)
else.

Speaker 1 (46:27.594)
I mean, it, and I really, hated to bring the.

I mean, it reminded me of, it reminded me of witchy poo.

Yeah, it did. That's why it's not real.

I think it's real though.

Okay, good. You're right, Brad. It's real.

Speaker 2 (46:47.95)
I don't think he's playing

Never mind.

I am

think he believes you.

I don't

Speaker 1 (46:56.522)
You don't think it's real. You don't think that picture is real.

Okay, so Jeffy, you think, which is more likely to be?

We've seen other videos of her on the ISS and so no, that's not her. It's not real. keep saying that and I'm telling you good. I'm glad you think that.

think it is.

Speaker 1 (47:20.11)
It just the one that that Keith just showed, let's say. And it's just a.

It's definitely real, y'all. It's definitely real.

That's a real

That's head on.

Yeah, that's Heather.

Speaker 1 (47:34.156)
But look at this one. Look at that one I just found.

I mean, that's a legit, that's, I'm sure she's a great dancer. I didn't, it just, I don't, you know what? I just, I feel bad now.

I see it.

me to erase this when we post it live?

Yeah, just let's just erase this whole portion of the show because now I just feel like I'm picking on a woman for no good reason. And you know what? You know how many lives were saved by her not driving on the roads down here for the past eight months? You know how many cars? I had it right there. But do know how many cars didn't get their doors dinged? Because she wasn't in a car.

Speaker 2 (47:59.288)
Let's just.

Yeah.

You know what, let's just.

Speaker 2 (48:10.038)
Right, right, right,

Show it to us.

Speaker 1 (48:22.67)
that

That's the one.

Speaker 2 (48:31.402)
That shot full shot like that looks real. I know, but it didn't look the same. With that full shot like that, it doesn't look real.

That's the one I just held.

Speaker 2 (48:42.51)
All right, so we're going to start the show from the top. Stand by, stand by, stand by, John. All right, be right back. Stand by.

Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:55.766)
Welcome to this edition about the mic. It's the Friday live stream. If you missed the Abraham Lincoln, we did a great show yesterday.

day.

Holy shit, have you seen Sonny Williams' chin?

This is the second take bro!

damn it. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (49:15.948)
ruined everything, Brad! Right, okay, okay. So if you missed my nation yesterday with Razor Fist, was a Thursday deep dive, and we talked about how Abraham Lincoln was America's first dictator, so go back and check that out. It's the tweet or something, it's right below this or something. That's embarrassing. Take four!

I can't have nice things.

Speaker 1 (49:40.342)
Why was it okay to laugh at Leno's chin? That's a good question, Sue. And Kra... Hey! How are you doing?

Hey guys, how's it going? That doesn't make sense. Brad's talking about chins. We're starting the show now. Hey, how are you today?

Speaker 3 (49:57.966)
Thank you.

What?

I swear I'm gonna play an-

Two Chinese men walk into a bar, the bartender says, hey, what's with the same face?

Speaker 1 (50:19.567)
hell Keith's already on a bourbon run. Toby says he's on my three favorite broadcasting professionals. What shows he watching?

I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (50:32.898)
I'll get it. get it. What did you do? I'm sorry, but I had to get her out of the fence. Okay?

Speaker 2 (50:46.6)
Okay, I just realized that this video started like halfway through

I started it, couldn't hear it.

well, it was a goose and it was helping out a goat that got its head stuck.

of my butt.com Ozzy jewel says I too ordered a Donald Trump coin. I received the coin and a flag that I did not order and was charged 50 bucks for the flag. I tried to claim my money back through PayPal and lost. I was beyond livid. Let me

Yup.

Speaker 2 (51:21.774)
Okay, checking my paypal receipt real quick. I'm sorry, but I had to get her out bed. I don't care about that.

I was gonna say, make sure you know how much you wet.

Speaker 1 (51:35.32)
Geese are dicks.

yeah.

She's okay. No, that was nice.

That's a nice good

Let me help. Stop Lucy, got it. Gee.

Speaker 1 (51:47.266)
Lucy is trying to rip the dog's head off.

I was just, I did a story today. was looking for the actual story because there was some great stuff in it. In Michigan, around Detroit, in the greater Detroit area, they have now taken to the Canadian geese that fly in every year in their travels. They stop and they wait it out while they molt and they can't fly. And they usually, for the past few years, they've

rounded them up and moved them to parks and moved them to other places. But they've decided that from now on, they're just going to kill them. They just round them up and they kill them. So if you have, if you like Canadian geese in Michigan, sorry about it. we're going to just kill them all. Let's have a nice day.

When we were doing, HDTV shows in Knoxville, when scripts owned the place, I don't know if it's still the same place, same way, but the geese that would, they were, they have a pond on the property right next to the studio. And these geese, not only, mean, they're just tremendous dicks. They shit everywhere and they would kill and eat the baby ducks.

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:54.381)
yeah, they're Yep.

Speaker 3 (53:01.806)
Yeah, and they you know now with bird flu worries and they They have to They sewed their dirty and messy they clean up the lakes and the ponds they make through the lakes and the ponds dirty Why can't I find that but story because there was some great info in it

The clown, ask in charge of HGTV at the time, they, you could not F with the ducks. Don't look at them, don't touch them, don't shoe them off. We love the, the, the geese rather, not the ducks. And it was like, what the hell is your, why do you like these geese so much? Cause they're dicks. And now in retrospect, I understand because birds have a feather.

Right.

Speaker 2 (53:44.462)
I found a questionable purchase.

Aha!

Was it from upmybutt.com?

I'm not discussing that No, but then I realized what it is and I'm like, no wait, but that come promo code Money

Sir.

Speaker 1 (54:00.814)
Can we? As Jeff the the the questionable purchase because I heard this this morning and I got pissed off when I heard Jeff talking about the woman who bought the Texas lottery ticket.

I'm so angry with that.

I wanted him to address this because I'm pissed too. You can't, okay. I want Jeffy to explain the story if he's already done this. I've got it right here. It's enraging. Please explain this whole deal.

So there was this app and I don't have the I forget what they call it. It's called jackpot.com something like that. and and they it's a courier service and you use them to purchase lottery tickets.

No.

Speaker 2 (54:50.776)
so that you don't have to leave your home if you still want to play the lottery, if you don't have transportation or something.

And they and they take a cut and I'm not sure if they take it on the front end of the back end.

at upmybutt.com, we'll take it either way.

I'm just, thank you. I'm pretty sure they, I think they take it both ways, right? If you, get, a cut for purchasing it. And then if you were to win, they would take another cut. It doesn't address that. I'm not quite positive about that. Yeah. But, uh, so she used it 20 bucks and, got a Texas lottery ticket, Texas lottery ticket and one, uh, 83.5. Yeah. 83.5 million. And now they're pissed.

83 and a half million

Speaker 3 (55:35.022)
Texas, what's his face, Greg Abbott and Attorney General Paxton saying that these courier service shouldn't exist and they want to make them, they'll make them illegal and they shouldn't exist. because of that Abbott has issued an investigation and made the Texas Rangers started an investigation into the courier service and this lady's ticket. And so now they're not paying. And I mean, that is a

that

Correct.

Speaker 2 (56:32.204)
Maybe it's in here. No, it's not. I want to check this before I besmirch the of this business. hang on. Anyway, you cannot retroactively make a law. I don't care what Texas thinks about the courier services. you it, ban it. But you can't go and punish this.

What they're pissed about really is that a while ago, not that long ago, this group called Texas Rock, it's just a group of people. I don't know that they know who they are, all of them, but they used this courier service along with others. The way I read the story, wasn't just the courier services, but they used the courier service to purchase $25 million worth of tickets.

And I don't think the courier service purchased all the $25 million worth of tickets, predominantly most of them were purchased through these courier services. And they won because they played all the, all the different angles of the numbers. And they won, I don't know how much they won, 80 or 90 million, something like that from the Texas lottery. And Texas is pissed that this group spent the 25 million to win money through this courier service.

And so that's, want to get rid of the courier service. What they're doing is they're saying that if that means, if you don't purchase the ticket yourself, then it doesn't count.

Well, they can't do that.

Speaker 3 (58:00.898)
I would say I any of those stupid lottery tickets if I have the lottery ticket and it hasn't been and somebody says hey that's because if somebody says that's my ticket then they go back and prove that you purchased it or who purchased it where it was purchased how did you get it but they what is this lady they have to pay this way

When you win, have to go back and prove where you bought the ticket and how you bought

If I complained and they already know they already know if you want they know they know when and where the winning ticket was sold and all those Places that you purchase tickets at have cameras and see you purchasing the ticket. Yeah

know, retroactive laws are always a bad idea. Brad, make your point because, and I said always kind of hastily because I've given this example that I'm about to give again. I've given it before. Brad, make your point and then I want to explain.

I don't even remember what my point was.

Speaker 2 (58:59.598)
because I rudely interrupted you.

Wow.

Now Brad's just mad that he can't steal the lottery ticket and go in and take the winning.

know. okay. That's what you have to prove. I that you're what does it matter where I bought it? If I have the damn winning lottery ticket.

You did steal it. See, that's the point.

Speaker 1 (59:18.112)
you'd have to have somebody come forward and say they stole it from

And that's what I just said!

Don't you have to prove the guilt anymore in this?

Sorry. Keith, who do you invite on this program? mean, they just. Wow, he's like a goose.

You

Speaker 3 (59:36.551)
I think we should start calling it Fisher. ever seen a duck do it to a duck? No, but I've a goose, goose, a goose. Anyway.

So I was okay, but I mentioned before in Georgia they made a law retroactive because a dad recorded a pedophile That had been calling his daughter and he got proof But it was illegal in Georgia without the consent of the person on the other end and the state of Georgia made a law retroactive just so they could ensnare the pedophile guy for calling his daughter and it's like I hate retroactive laws, but then you're like, shoot, this was actually

But you can't do that! I know! I know! do that! I cannot!

That's- that's the thing, Brad!

And what's this guy this guy was calling his daughter? Well, he was doing horror.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22.702)
with the proof that was in the phone.

But you still can't, no. I mean, you can't say something's legal one day and then decide you don't like the way shit's going and then make it illegal. They shouldn't.

do it all the time.

We have to have a conversation about the.

But that lottery thing pisses me off. I'm with you. They better pay her off. Because the one thing that we have left in this country, I know it's a minuscule chance of winning the lotto, but that still gives us hope. And if you're going to take our hope away, bastards.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54.316)
That's what got me when you said that on chewing the fat and I was like, you're right because you cannot don't ever take away a person's hope. It be the only thing they have and you should not do. I don't know what the hell happened to Texas between, the lottery thing and dingle nuts there. who's the vice governor Pat Patrick trying to, outlaw the THC drinks and stuff.

what they're doing. That's what they're doing.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09.398)
No

Speaker 3 (01:01:24.033)
Yes.

Give me a freaking break. What is there nothing else to do? Do we not have some other things? Maybe rank a little higher than, and if you're going to go after these THC, uh, cause they're trying to, well, people are selling it to the kids and they're please then get out. If they're selling to a kid, go after the store and let's, so let's talk about alcohol. If you want to talk about THC, no, no, it was just, so I've to alcohol.

That's sick.

I guess not.

Speaker 3 (01:01:43.234)
Okay, all right, so.

Speaker 3 (01:01:47.789)
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54.872)
board or the alcohol industry behind the whole attack on THC.

That's exactly it.

the

This is supposed to be Texas.

Speaker 3 (01:02:15.918)
When I first moved to Texas when in 12 right and yeah in 12 is when I got here 2012 No in Texas People were saying for the first few years and this is happening in Texas and I remember thinking and saying on the air I don't think Texas is the Texas And it isn't

19?

Speaker 2 (01:02:47.148)
know what Kara is referring to but teachers in Texas still teaching CRT. that's good cool.

I'm sure that's happening all over the country. Teachers are doing what they're just teaching what they believe.

Yeah, Linda, yeah. Texas has been invaded by libs, Linda. That's partly the problem. The other part is that Texans just are asleep at the wheel.

Yeah, because they think it's Texas and we will always have that right. We don't.

Yeah. It sounds like we need a, what Jeff comes here for is just animal videos.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19.37)
A goose and a goat on the show today. and Brad and Jeffy are here too. That's a Florida man in Alabama. If I was that woman who won over $80 million in the lottery fair and square and they did not pay up, I would be beyond livid. Yeah, but what are you going to do?

Thanks.

Speaker 3 (01:03:33.902)
Well, you're going to do what she's doing, right? mean, she's she's got an attorney and they're doing it the right way. But if they haven't paid like it's been, I think they normally work everything out in a few days after you turn the ticket in. Right. You turn the ticket in. And so it's been three or four days now at this time. And I have not heard possible they paid off, but I have not heard that they paid.

paid it yet because it's still an ongoing investigation from the Texas Rangers about these courier services. It doesn't matter. She won the freaking lottery. She had the ticket. It's just maddening. Just maddening.

I'm trying to figure out how to share a different thing.

What?

I'm sorry. I'm just watching animal videos

Speaker 2 (01:04:35.561)
Okay, what do you look at Brett?

I'm trying to find I'm trying to share a different thing. Well, hang on a second, which

your screen on.

the

that though.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47.52)
I know. There it is. Here it is. It was that was not real.

Close that tab!

I wanted you to see okay, so I May have that's doc kitty and I may have 3d printed something and if Michael B's watching it is Michael B's fault because I because here's what here's what we did. All right, you asked for it We I 3d printed

no!

He loves this part.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22.67)
no, buddy. Come on, say it.

Say it. I'm Catman. See, he loves it. How much you it. Now we know your secret identity.

Busted. This is the best thing I should start selling these.

He is contemplating life right now.

He is he's thinking about all of his life choices and which neighbor he can move to but I should make these This is the best thing In the world when you can make a cat wear something like a sweater or a mask life is complete It really is because cats hate being trained and hate being told what to do and when you can master them

Speaker 3 (01:06:12.289)
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:06:24.546)
But now I've.

Damn straight I have.

I look high? I look tired. I'm not high!

you are high why does Keith look like? cause he is

I wish I was

Speaker 2 (01:06:35.852)
Hi

Audrey says Doc Kitty has Cat Men, I love it. Doc Kitty is contemplating killing Brad in his sleep.

Let's see.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47.055)
that's coming tonight, bro.

Dev says, Doc Kitty is like his suitcase or packing like with a gun? Because they don't make, okay, that's just another fallacy about guns. Cats don't, they can't hold a gun because they don't have thumbs. you know what, Dev, don't even start that because.

Okay, so I want to know if you guys think this video is real, because then I have a follow-up that is very concerning, regardless of if this is real or not.

Speaker 2 (01:07:19.158)
Yeah, so he's not happy and then he emerges there and it's still shooting the fire at him.

no!

no.

I'm a porco,

Speaker 2 (01:07:39.705)
it laid down there. wow. You don't think it's real?

No, it's... mean, what's happening is real, but... But a dog just... His friend is running the... The hell's on?

Don't at me, bro!

Speaker 1 (01:07:52.302)
Okay.

okay, I got you Jeff.

not doing that no more. my god. We ain't doing that no more.

Yeah, it's not the dog reacting like that.

Okay, okay, because one thing I would like to point out, I mean, he definitely planned on this, he's holding his nose. I mean, don't know how he quickly thought, hey, let me grab my nose. Look at this. That's where I thought, you're right, you're right though. So it's not fake, it really happened, but I got you now. The friend is the one.

Speaker 3 (01:08:20.728)
Yes.

That's still dangerous. That kind of fire will burn you.

Yeah.

Thank you, I look to our next

You can quote me. I have a robot video for you. You want to see it? Yeah

Speaker 2 (01:08:32.994)
But OK, so you play your video. Let me find it here. And I've got a story that is sitting right here.

is the Boston Dynamics with?

So one, yeah, we're.

Good, you got the room full? The room full of dogs? No. That one?

What? No, no, no, no, no, this is the This is the one that is showing the dexterity which is

Speaker 3 (01:08:52.64)
Yeah, the Boston Dynamics.

Speaker 1 (01:08:58.06)
you still do? Why?

Got it on the wrong screen.

How about now?

Nope. Alright, hold on a minute. How do you do this? This thing is so complicated. Let's see. Okay. Window. there it is. I'm good grief. How many hoops do have to jump through?

Well oiled machine.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16.718)
See you

Speaker 3 (01:09:24.824)
Did you know that the pyramids are just the underground body? really? Yes, it's the giant. Stonehenge. statue of Stonehenge.

It's a giant

Here it is. I found it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:43.63)
you

Speaker 2 (01:09:48.194)
Yeah, not scary at all. I'm not concerned at all.

Speaker 1 (01:09:53.447)
Is he trying to do like the army man crawl? I don't know what he's doing there.

He's showing off for you.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02.849)
And then.

Speaker 1 (01:10:09.142)
I mean, seriously, if you put a skin suit on these things now.

we're dead. We're dead. That's why I told Jeppy this morning, when you see an army of those entering your neighborhood, you better hope the EMP gets launched right then. That's the only thing stopping them.

that and that's why they had to put those big water filled barriers up so that thing didn't blast through.

The thing is that it's not autonomous though. I mean that's still being- Okay.

Hold on, on, hold on, Jeffy, hold that thought. Hang on. Here's the room full of the robot dogs, and it's creepy, and I don't like it. And OK, now I've got to read this story for you. Listen to this.

Speaker 3 (01:10:42.998)
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:10:52.056)
like the monkeys from the Wizard of Oz.

And it's just like flying drones in the air or something. They're not autonomous.

No, no, no, no, Jeffy's fine. Jeffy likes this stuff. Hang on. A Swedish AI startup company has created a robot dog named Luna that has a functional digital nervous system capable of learning and adapting like humans and many animals. The company in two L said on Wednesday and one of its first use cases of physical a genetic AI, which can make decisions and take actions towards specific goals rather than just perform narrow tasks or generate content. The robot dog would be able to learn

Love it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:27.712)
like a real dog. And 2SO will hire a dog trainer instead of integrating a generative AI model and vast sets to teach Luna to walk based on how neurons interact and process information it said. Now this sounds like a joke. This sounds like a joke, but I'm still nervous.

What's the process? I mean, what's the progress that making? doubt that they're making great strides in their progress yet.

Well, we've built a First software that allows any machine to learn like humans and animals do there's no pre training no offline simulations and no billion dollar data center in the background But there's a nervous system that allows the machine to learn Let's see the next door the next step is exploring humanoid robotics exploring autonomous robotics and unpredictable environments as space exploration deep sea exploration or disaster response

The dogs?

Speaker 3 (01:12:19.628)
Well, I mean, we're already doing that. We're already doing disaster response, even with the, with the robot dogs and we're going in. also, they were also testing, you know, robot cockroaches and disasters too. Yeah, when you go back, remember Keith, I did, I, I remembered what, it was January 24th as a matter of fact, I did a whole overtime segment on blaze TV.

You

Speaker 3 (01:12:48.306)
about the rise of the robots. I broke down all the robots that are out there from Peter Diamandis. We may have to go through them tomorrow on Saturday Morning Live. I can't. I can see you and Keith.

Can you see that?

Speaker 1 (01:13:03.96)
Keith, can you see that or does it just say, yeah, you combine those robots with that brain right there? We're done. Well, why do we have to assume that they're going to be mean?

There we go.

Speaker 2 (01:13:13.292)
We are so screwed.

Speaker 3 (01:13:19.022)
Well, yeah, why do we have to assume that we're going to be done? We're using it to progress.

forward.

I saw 2001 of Space Odyssey. I saw the follow-up documentary. I know what computers do when they get sick and tired of human beings. I saw the electric state. I know there's a war coming.

The electric tank was based on about 30 or 40 years ago.

Okay, but I mean it was a coulda woulda shoulda been. Keith, did you see Electric State yet?

Speaker 3 (01:13:49.432)
That's a new movie. There's not a chance. There's not a chance in the Texas lottery. Keith Malonek has seen that.

It's a good, it's a good movie.

haven't even heard of it, Jeff Fisher.

How could you not have heard of the other one? It's got a Millie Bobby

heard of it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:08.778)
I just won the lottery because that was a damn good game,

talking about the lottery. Who who back in 2019 got first forty nine tournament picks correct? I heard from his yeah yeah he he I think he ended up missing I don't know six or eight total in the tournament but but but but the forty nine for forty nine was the equivalent of winning the power ball lottery

Yeah. I get back to you.

Speaker 1 (01:14:34.371)
but.

Speaker 2 (01:14:42.594)
twice.

except it wasn't because it went a couple hundred million dollars.

Okay, so Amazon, I'm sorry, don't want to trigger anybody's device in their homes, but the ECM-

Alexa, buy condoms. Yes.

There, I did it for you. That way it's not your fault, Keith.

Speaker 3 (01:15:06.146)
You mean if I were just to say Alexa, buy wash soap? Yes, it would do it.

What the hell is wash soap?

Yeah, what is that? You know there's gonna be a follow-up.

What kind of wash soap do you want? I want the kind that you wash with.

Bye.

Speaker 2 (01:15:29.442)
Well, the gel ones too. You got it. know, that's the...

Yes

You

Speaker 2 (01:15:42.286)
What? Well, anyway, they worked. I love how they say that they're going to stop uploading your voice to the cloud.

Jeff Fisher, right. You gotta follow up? ahead,

This is Amazon echo though their Amazon echo and

That's Alexa.

You both assumed that I said that I was talking about her.

Speaker 1 (01:16:04.28)
That's Alexa.

Yeah, they're going to I had this we didn't get to it on Thursday when I do my hit on Brad's morning show Thursday mornings from eight o'clock. It was a little, you know. Call Trenton, I Chris and every riveting it was. But they wait you. think you said that they weren't going to do that because they are there. They're not going. You can't keep it private. You can't.

because we had Trent, not Chris.

Speaker 2 (01:16:32.568)
But, but condoms and dish soap or wash soap or.

Lynn, Lynn did you said OMG my Alexa show activated stop it. I'm having to yell over your

I hate that one Alexa

You're welcome.

No, stop!

Speaker 3 (01:16:53.454)
What they're doing is they're an option to keep your information private.

Yeah, instead of going directly to the cloud, they're taking that away. OK, I have that option anymore. It's going to go directly to the cloud. There's no it's private. huh, with your account in the cloud, but there's no double chance now.

order me tickets for the lottery from a courier service. Yes, okay. Brad, do you have that video from the Oklahoma City Police Department since we're talking about technology and all sorts of fun stuff here because I want to know who and this is what sucks. I would love to have an instant poll that I could just put right here. Shut up Brad Stagg, shut up.

We can take care of you, whatever it is you need. this is not what I needed. Sorry.

I wanted to post a poll

Speaker 3 (01:17:49.536)
Alexa, cancel order, cancel order.

I have to find it. Although this is funny. Before I get to your video, just look at this thing. Can you see it?

Okay, hang on, yep, yep, yep, hang on.

So this guy, a cabinet maker, he's stuck. You know how there's always a useless corner cabinet in your kitchen where you can't, there's no cabinet under. He stuck this skeleton down.

Can you make that bigger?

Speaker 1 (01:18:17.454)
He put this skeleton dummy. And then, you he's going to put the countertops over. He says in 50 years, somebody is going to get the scare. That's the scare of their life when they are putting in a new kitchen. Isn't that brilliant? Isn't that brilliant? See, now you're getting it.

That's awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:18:33.88)
the

My tail. My butt.com.

Speaker 1 (01:18:51.192)
They never are. All right, hang on a second. Here's the Oklahoma City, what is it? Police department? Yeah. You don't need to play it.

Yes I do, yes I do, preferably with audio.

Wow, you are so demanding. Wow. It's all right. Here we go in three, two.

The Real-Time Information Center, or ARDN, is transforming public safety in Oklahoma City. We want you to be a part of that transformation. This is not just about technology. It's about partnership, transparency, and making our city safer together. We're asking for your help on this project. Our hope is to create a city-wide neighborhood watch that leverages technology for crime fighting. are two ways to join this Crime fighting! One, camera registration.

This is free and easy. You merely notify OKCPD you have cameras at your location. There's gonna be a lot of positive happening here in a second. This more rapidly contact you for camera footage should a crime occur in your area. The second is camera. to do it? A comment there?

Speaker 1 (01:19:43.254)
Okay, can I pause it there because I

because this song.

Speaker 1 (01:19:56.886)
I'm thinking my first reaction to their desire to have all this stuff registered is, blow me.

I was gonna be, go to upmybutt.com.

MyBot.com you'll see all the videos you need to find.

Well, city is starting this. company is, I forget how many cities they're in around the country.

Speaker 3 (01:20:26.606)
That's not what they're saying

Okay.

Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:20:35.564)
They are saying they want you to gnar. They are beat by a-

No, they are not. Maybe later, maybe later, but they haven't said that yet.

But granting them access to your camera is saying, all right, you can use me as a narc.

First of all, you're only gonna grant them access if you feel the desire to, if it shows a crime.

right which is narking you nark just what a nark would say you nark

Speaker 3 (01:21:05.174)
The guy, just won a lawsuit that long ago. This guy, that he, this is what happens when you say yes, the guy had cameras up and there was a crime that took place and they wanted to see the, think they wanted to see the video from his cameras. He gave them the access to the outside cameras and then they wanted the inside cameras and he said no. And then they went and they

they still they fought him took it to court and the judge said yeah you got to give him the footage of the cameras inside your house too yeah now and he said fortunately there wasn't anything on them because darn i i had the risk of race

And you know how you.

Speaker 1 (01:21:47.79)
The tape got erased. got eaten. The VCR ate it.

VCR, oh my. Okay, so let's watch the rest of this. So right now, we're on the side of Liberty and Jeffy's on the side of Big Brother, got it. That links your cameras to Arctic. You remain in full control. You decide when.

Bullshit! Sorry.

Uh-huh. won't need it because if you've connected to their program, they're telling you that, course, Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

Until a judge tells you otherwise!

Speaker 2 (01:22:24.046)
No!

They're not going to look at it until they tell you they're going to look at it. Right.

You just made our

No, I know that.

We've made him angry.

Speaker 1 (01:22:35.69)
It's a good thing I'm between the two of you.

Continue.

shared the small fee goes only to the vendor producing the device not the city or i don't care where it goes oklahoma city residents and businesses have already joined this program helping us solve crimes and protect their neighborhoods of course it was

Wait a minute, got a real crime.

Ha ha ha!

Speaker 1 (01:22:59.148)
That was staged, wasn't it?

The camera here was registered with Oklahoma City Police and video of this suspect opening vehicle doors and stealing items helped detectives solve this case. Whoa!

There was nothing suspicious about a tow truck parked in the middle of the road.

homecity.org to learn more.

and by the way, no.

Speaker 3 (01:23:23.084)
Yeah, I know.

Never, not in a million damn years.

30 years ago, I may have considered it Maybe Maybe but no You know, it's going to be generations before they gain any of my trust back

that's...

I mean, it just they have hosed us so badly. Back to blue and are there some good cops out there? There are some good cops out there.

Speaker 2 (01:23:57.006)
But those are the ones I will report to.

Yeah, exactly. I get to choose who gets to,

I get to interview the police officer before I give him my story.

I love this. I love the free and easy. Then go to the next screen.

Yep, yep. I'm so glad you picked up on this. The next screen. No, keep going.

Speaker 3 (01:24:20.44)
Keep going.

I'm going! It's just going slow. I can't drag it because it doesn't keep going.

again.

players get to see a small connection.

being damned free just turned into purchase.

Speaker 3 (01:24:32.974)
Where you need, but you know what? Yeah, you need to, if you have a camera integration, if you want us to be able to have access to your cameras, and of course you do for your safety and others, you need to purchase a small connection.

Hang on a second. you wanna know how much the, if this is the right, just all I did was Google.

Small connection devices.

Speaker 3 (01:24:55.822)
Probably at least $100, right? At least.

I love PD because I saw 350 bucks

there you go. It'll probably depend on the cameras that you have to make it compatible with theirs.

city body camera. doesn't information center. can't tell. So but yes, anything is too much.

we get too far away from this comment I meant to bring this up I forgot to write this down to remind me so thank you to Florida, man and Alabama.

Speaker 3 (01:25:28.918)
And it's just not Oklahoma City either. Just so I want to be clear about that. I mean, this is going on in cities all over America. Yeah. And I know it's for our safety. And I don't even know.

It's not for our safety.

no, how do we hold on a second? Hold on, on, hold on hand break time. I'm leave this comment up here. We'll get back to it. But first we gotta talk Jeffy down because we've lost him, Brad. This is not the Jeff Fisher. In fact, I had my suspicions at work this morning before the show started. I had a conversation with Pat about Jeffy. This is not our Jeffy. This is the, what was the thing that Jeffy said this morning off the air? And I said, who is?

I don't either, but it wasn't you! What the hell? Body snatch your time, man! What happened?

He actually a biotech computer.

Speaker 2 (01:26:14.946)
Jeffy? Jeffy? Where was our first date? Jeffy, how am I going to prove that this is Jeffy?

What's your mother's maiden name? What was the size of her big toe?

Jeffy, what's your date of birth? us all.

129.

You forgot the the nine or in 1829

Speaker 2 (01:26:39.68)
Okay, so it might still be Jeffy because the fake Jeffy would have been programmed to spit out his date of birth like a robot. This may be actually the real Jeffy because he's never going to tell us the year. Okay, can we talk about what the president announced earlier today about the next fighter jet being contracted to Boeing? Have we not seen what Boeing's been up to in recent months? they've been part of however many plane crashes.

Bye bye.

Speaker 2 (01:27:08.574)
the astronauts that were stranded. But our top secret, F-47, which I could see the left spinning that to use it. But anyway, the F-47 fighter jet named...

Speaker 2 (01:27:22.695)
And so.

I just he picked him over Lockheed

And the other one was...

But Lockheed Martin is in that. I mean, they're they're huge.

I know I know you've got the industrial com right industrial comics everywhere. So

Speaker 1 (01:27:41.482)
It was like you take dumb or dumber whichever one you wanted and I don't know because know Boeing is a bunch of ass clowns but they all are and if you're but my question why are we building more fighter jets right now we don't have any money

Because we the ones we had to Ukraine.

We always have money for our defense and our safety. Wow. Why do you hate America? Hey, why are we spying? It's a great question though for well the wrong reason because you you think we're broke You people need to let that go man. We're not broke. We're just going to continue to print money. Yeah But there's no reason for us to have new fighter jets I mean we need new drones and other ways other fighting technology

Did you?

Speaker 1 (01:28:23.212)
So, last week, we're

Speaker 3 (01:28:32.94)
The jets are so last year.

Speaker 1 (01:28:37.985)
the the what was the story on the the drones the the the drones that we sent Ukraine that were you know to have the cameras on them and have bombs on them and have guns on them and I just it struck me yesterday the day before I don't know why I didn't realize it before this but this whole thing with the Ukraine war has been nothing but a testing ground for new yeah that's all we've been doing that and laundering money

Correct. It's amazing how much more skeptical you get as you get old. Hold on, on. No, no, no, no, no. know that better than Jeff.

That's a great point. That's a great point. Well, I mean, yeah, I'd like to know if he was for like, he really sold on the board of 1812. But that's another conversation. is it because we're getting older and wiser in theory or is the is getting more and more corrupt?

Yeah, we see the corruption. We know the corruption now.

It just repeats itself.

Speaker 2 (01:29:33.632)
Okay, but that's my question. Has the government always been corrupt and we're just wise to it or is it now just so out of control that it's so obvious and we can't ignore it? Or is it?

I think that adds both.

think getting corrupt about 50 years after the place got founded.

yeah, for sure. mean, Keith, was it 50 years when Abraham Lincoln, the first dictator took over or he's the sixth?

dictator a tyrant there's a difference well you knew him didn't you know him jeff i mean was he he was wasn't he

Speaker 2 (01:30:01.048)
There's the dictator.

the first thing I like I like to Abe and that guy I'll tell you what thing you put him up on a stage behind a podium he could spin a web

Did you?

84 years it took 84 years But check my math every time Okay, so hold on the United States of America I mean I think we can still agree that it's the greatest country to ever exist It's just frustrating as hell that it could be so much better and we didn't have two centuries of total corruption

there you go.

Speaker 3 (01:30:37.567)
But would it have been better without the corruption?

my gosh, there's our Jeffy. That's our Jeffy. He's the real Jeffy.

It's never going to be perfect because there's human beings involved but it's amazing how far down the crooked path that we've and it's our fault. let it happen. Yeah.

and the the the you said money holy cow that's just that's everything we thought it was

Do you know who formed UCEDD?

Speaker 2 (01:31:09.646)
JFK.

Yep. Yeah. He created it after he got rid of the some other like the ice or something like that. That just came out.

That was IGA.

The grocery store.

But when Congress realized they could make it their cash cow 30 years later, they sort of did.

Speaker 3 (01:31:26.286)
Right. Yeah.

Yeah, I don't know if it was if it was corrupt from day one, but then look at the NSA Hell we didn't even know about that thing for how many years?

I cannot believe that someone could actually tell us that Edward Snowden is a traitor with a straight face.

I, I, why hasn't he gotten a bar? Yes, I totally agree. Totally agree.

I mean, I gotta have Jason Butchell on here. He's gonna try to convince.

Speaker 3 (01:31:56.45)
That was Keith Milneck and Brett Stagg.

You don't really you don't you don't like Edward Snowden

No, I don't care.

He doesn't care. now we're back to it. It's not the real.

Wow, that is so disappointing. You probably hate the Gonzalez family. People like you hate the Gonzalez family.

Speaker 3 (01:32:17.294)
I mean, yeah, you Leon that we're talking about

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, Nelson and Gladys. Nelson and Gladys Gonzalez, who lived in Laguna Niguel. they just, they look, this evil administration just deported them. They've been here since 1989, 35 years. They've got like four kids, excuse me, three kids, grandson, and they've been now deported.

Me and Eli, huh?

Speaker 3 (01:32:31.777)
I love.

Speaker 1 (01:32:50.35)
They've had to leave the country after 35 years. Right. I this is horrible. It's absolutely... I mean, what kind of a country are we where we let somebody live here for 35 years and then tell them to get out after they've got kids.

If they've become a hard-working member of society.

Yeah?

It is kind of egregious that we're kicking them out.

Is it? mean, look at look at the this is on KTLA. Look at this.

Speaker 3 (01:33:22.406)
them out but we were making sure that that guy that wants to eradicate the United States, Khalil, with a green card. Yeah, I don't know that.

Right

How does hearing go today?

But look at this family, look at, they're splitting this family up.

And this, because this this popped up everywhere. This was like a headline everywhere today in the mainstream. Well, I decided, OK, this is way because it is a legit question. What do do with people who've been here for like 35 years, you know, and have.

Speaker 2 (01:33:46.978)
So you're upset about this.

Speaker 2 (01:34:06.35)
35

the right way.

except yeah thank you Keith they've had 35 years they've had 35 years to do it the right way and I thought there's more to that there has to be more to this story

and Jackal.

Speaker 3 (01:34:21.762)
Yes. Has to

Yes. So they were here for three decades, finally become legal citizens. They appealed. They appealed. They were deported technically in the year 2000. Both of them were ordered to

out.

Zoom in because I'm getting way too interested in the mushroom ad at the top of the page. The color by number, I'm too into it. I'm too into the color by number. Zoom in so I don't have to see, thank you. Distract.

What's wrong with mushrooms?

Speaker 1 (01:34:54.178)
better. Yeah. So they were ordered to leave the country in 2000 after an immigration judge granted them voluntary departure. And they didn't. Over. At this point, yes, absolutely. Over the years, they pursued multiple legal avenues to stay, including appeals to the US citizenship and immigration service, the Board of Immigration Appeals and the Ninth Circuit, Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals.

And they didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:35:05.518)
This is on them!

Speaker 2 (01:35:20.643)
Wait, were they applying to be citizens or were they just saying, hey, NGO help us?

No, they were, they came in in 89 from Columbia and they were, I see, can't, I can't figure out what they did for a living. Me too.

That's what I wanted.

I tell you, I guarantee you that if they had done this the right way from the beginning, they wouldn't have now.

Something Right Something isn't right in this story and there's a go fund me That has raised sixty thousand dollars for them because now they're going well, they've and they've already been they're like they're on the boat They're they're out of here. They're headed back to columbia with 60 grand. He's 59 years old. She's 55 They're gonna go they're gonna go retire in columbia with 60

Speaker 3 (01:36:14.222)
60,000.

You've been to Colombia lately and I don't know how much money they have in the bank either But they're not even fighting it. They're like, well if the kids are like well We need to raise some money to help them start their new life in Colombia because they have family in Colombia So they're gonna go down there with sixty thousand dollars

So are the kids staying here on the...

Yeah, they're citizens because they're anchor babies.

and they're not helping their parents.

Speaker 1 (01:36:42.638)
I don't know, the details of that are sparse, there, just, something's wrong here.

I'm almost okay with telling the kids I gotta go too.

Something ain't right. Well, it's not the kids fault. They were

I care. You're right. It's not the kid's fault, have a nice day.

I've got a list of the top 10 happiest countries in the world. And this is the United Nations.

Speaker 3 (01:37:11.426)
Yeah,

You lost me, United Nations.

So you know it's going to be an accurate list.

Switzerland is number one, right?

Well, no, actually. It's Columbia, where the couple is.

Speaker 1 (01:37:20.76)
I'm not clear.

Shut up! It's the happiest country in the world!

No, it's not, Jeff Fisher.

Wow.

I trusted you. I'm never trusting you again.

Speaker 2 (01:37:32.12)
keep going back and then it's a number two. I was in America 24. On the list. Now, Brad is going to cheat and he's going look for the list as we speak. Am I?

I sent myself this story today and I didn't look at it yet.

Alright, do you guys have a guess as to who the ha- No.

Yes, Iceland Greatland

No. stop going so fast. I'm guessing. Hold on a minute, China.

Speaker 2 (01:37:58.486)
I just guess.

Number ten Mexico number nine Luxembourg number eight Israel. I'm sure that's Norway number seven that's okay. So we've so far we've got Mexico America Israel that's under siege Norway that's infiltrated by by roving gangs of Muslim criminals six Costa Rica, which I hear is a libertarian paradise, right?

Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:38:09.271)
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:38:16.785)
escapes to a

Speaker 1 (01:38:28.75)
There's dinosaurs in Costa Rica. Well, yeah, it's where they Jurassic Park.

Is that right?

islands off across the other smaller islands.

Number five, the Netherlands. Number four, Sweden. Iceland. Number two, Denmark. And number one, happiest country on earth, Finland.

Number three

Speaker 3 (01:38:51.374)
Uh-huh.

No, I I've you ever met a Finnish person

I

I knew a couple that lived next to us in South Carolina that moved to, I thought it was Finland, now I started talking, I think it's Norway. I'm trying to think of what the hell flag they had flying. They moved there for a year, came back to South Carolina and said, holy crap, nope. And she was from there. I think it was Norway.

Finnish people, especially women, they date don't marry.

Speaker 2 (01:39:21.742)
Hang on a second. Somebody open up.

Isn't that the Kekse cookie thing?

Because what's his face? Pat's kid went there and loved it.

flag? No, okay, no, okay, so that couple went to Norway.

Finland and loved it.

Speaker 3 (01:39:38.252)
Yeah, that's where they got the name CACC-C-PROB and everything.

Yeah, that's the whole finish.

Is Pat Gray secretly a communist? Are we learning this about? Yeah, but they're running cover for the kids, obviously. It's a money laundering operation, this whole Kixie Cookie Company, isn't it? I mean, and by the way, just so you I'm willing to contribute to it because damn, those are good.

No, he's not.

Well, the kids are.

Speaker 3 (01:40:01.378)
Yeah, no, go.

That's a cookie that eats like a meal, OK. Did I send you guys the story? If you didn't have a chance to read it, that's fine. I'll just give you the quick thumbnail sketch. The guy who has a roommate that's a female, she was having a slumber party. And so the house was going to filled with women. And so she asked him to leave. he posted, I think it was on the Reddit thing, am I the asshole? I forgot. I think that's where this was.

because he was mad about it.

Did he have to turn the cameras off when he left?

what to leave that he's like I pay rent I want to stay here

Speaker 3 (01:40:39.382)
Right. shut up. Just go go go somewhere else.

to not having the Jeffy

being she's being a nice roommate saying hey I gotta do something tonight can you you know go go somewhere else

Okay, Jeffy, go where? This house.

Anywhere. Get out.

Speaker 1 (01:40:59.394)
Wait a second. Wait a sec. What? Okay. There's a very important question here.

We had five minutes.

I don't know what they look like, bro.

Well, that is an important question because if she's hot, no, I'm not leaving. And if I am leaving.

Having other friends over, hot stays with hot.

Speaker 1 (01:41:17.996)
Yes, well except for like the one ugly that always randomly orbits them

And I have some great stories about that.

Right, you have to if you're gonna be forced out you have to leave the cameras on if they're homely I mean if they all have chins like sonny No, i'm leaving

Hold on.

I to go with the guy who'd flip and Doug would pick the ugliest women in the bar. Every night, we'd walk in a bar and he'd go, that one. And it never failed. by the end of the night, you're sitting at the table with Doug taking care of setting up with the one that he chose. So her friends aren't as bad as her.

Speaker 3 (01:42:03.022)
And so you're like, wow, that was bad.

I that's the old rule where you go and you pick the ugliest one and then when she starts looking good, you leave.

yeah, I know you You have to the task at hand.

That was it.

Speaker 2 (01:42:17.518)
I'm trying to find that this story is based in Oklahoma City because then the cops would have access to the camera. Wow. And we could get some more information.

I I I where do you find this story managed to leave house after went after a roommate has party. I don't know what you

Oklahoma City could.

There's no pictures. I have the story up right here.

Okay, you just don't know where to look for the pictures.

Speaker 3 (01:42:41.806)
What about Oklahoma City though? did we know about Oklahoma City? We covered it all, the company, cameras, police, safety.

access to the cameras it was I was a callback to the cameras story that we had Jeffy keeps slipping in and out of consciousness like I don't know who this person is

My guess is she's planning to let her friends use your room. One person wrote, would absolutely be home that day and night. Yeah, it sounds like she and her friends plan on having a great guest house for their spring break party week for free.

for a week? Was it just for a night?

Speaker 2 (01:43:23.207)
hey, what?

Birthday party. 20th birthday party. no. Now I told Jeffy the age and this is not going to get me better, it? 21.

Okay, this isn't even you know what that's not even a real story

What do mean it's not real story? I'm looking at people.com. you telling me people.com isn't?

I'm telling you they're lying to you because if it was a real story, there'd be pictures.

Speaker 2 (01:43:47.116)
No, and it got it off of a Reddit page. There is a Reddit group where am I the a-hole? And you explain the story and then people weigh in. somebody.

Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:43:56.798)
I know how it works, I've read the interweb before.

Speaker 3 (01:44:02.798)
I never thought it would happen.

I'm 20 year old college student and my roommate is smoking hot and then one night I heard the doorbell ring.

can't have me.

Speaker 3 (01:44:15.658)
asked me to leave and I said okay but then I opened the door.

Uh-huh. Standing before me were three of the most beautiful women I've ever seen in my life holding a bottle of tequila. Where are you going? Let's get back in here.

saying wait we're

Speaker 3 (01:44:34.168)
the

The house is the house.

Can I watch some stunts here?

Uh-uh.

Okay, let me to your right there. don't want you.

Speaker 1 (01:44:57.76)
You don't want what to who? Wow, OK, I'm on the alligator side on that one, by the way, because you.

is

nope. That's dinner and that's

no, no, don't. No, you didn't need to do that. we trust you. gosh. What's happening? my.

I urban running parkour. I like to believe I could do it.

Speaker 3 (01:45:27.096)
Yeah, but.

No,

No, no, no! I thought he was gonna hit the side of the damn cliff. Regular game.

He's not a tard yet.

Oh, for the lunch, what the hell?

Speaker 3 (01:45:40.942)
today is national Down syndrome day too. speaking of tards.

Okay, all right, we're good.

What what how come we can't have the sound of this?

Because I don't want YouTube. Do you really need the music right here?

it's just music. Okay, because I thought we were gonna get least some ow mmm stuff like that. No but But wait a minute in this on YouTube

Speaker 3 (01:46:05.966)
getting that.

Speaker 2 (01:46:11.84)
No, it's on Twitter. I don't want it flagged for the music.

You mean formerly known as Twitter. you. It's now X. You know, somebody bought it, right?

Is that right?

Apparently it's worth more than the 44 he spent on it now too.

Good!

Speaker 1 (01:46:29.582)
You mean the Nazi known as Elon Ma-

That's him, bastard. Trying to save this country along with Donald Trump. What's he get for it?

Boy.

Speaker 1 (01:46:40.802)
Guru I am I've asked the same question still want to know how Keith married way up

I

I know. If I told you my secret, I'd have to kill you.

Did I mention that today was National Down Center of Death?

Hey.

Speaker 1 (01:46:58.734)
stop it. Lyle Hur says urban running sucks when one chooses to do it along train tracks. Yes.

TOOSE!

Soon, bro.

Why?

It's been a long time. How long has it been? Six years. Six years last month.

Speaker 3 (01:47:14.315)
It has.

Speaker 3 (01:47:20.334)
How's it really been six years?

mean, that's definitely another lifetime ago.

I'm

Thanks.

Speaker 3 (01:47:35.254)
that's you want to know that is a fact how many times have i said it it's not just about Keith

the

Hahaha!

So I have one fun fact before we part ways, gentlemen.

I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:47:55.82)
Everyone can.

Hey, I thought we were doing this till eight.

All right, see ya y'all can keep going talk about themselves Wow, no I want to

Oh, well, night to say neat, Carrie picked out the worst one in the bar and ended up marrying him. Wow. Now that's just me. Yeah.

No, that was a good, that was another good callback.

Speaker 1 (01:48:19.882)
I didn't say it wasn't true, I just said it was mean.

He definitely wasn't the bad, the worst one at the bar, but he's probably sitting at the table.

Speaker 2 (01:48:34.03)
I was just I'm just trying to think I was just thinking the way that they are going after Tesla's because they hate Elon Musk so much and really it's just an extension of their hatred for Donald Trump It's helping him I was just sitting here thinking What could they do to Twitter? Well, we saw that last week the the massive attack So yeah, I'm just trying to think of what else does he own they could I don't want to give him any ideas, but

Absolutely.

Speaker 3 (01:48:55.342)
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:49:01.998)
Well, they've already got it.

I retweeted trying to blow them up when we Whatever how team a when team a decided we didn't like what Budweiser did just stopped buying the beer When team B doesn't like something in a company they they've tried to literally burn it down

What can they do to Skylink? Starlink.

Speaker 3 (01:49:26.038)
That's what they know.

It's crazy.

Really very concerned for a week from tomorrow Saturday March 29th I know Jeffy is rolling is kind of Furrowing his brow was that okay? I thought maybe you thought because I was hoping you would give me some positive news on this Do you guys have concern on on what is organized? left is trying to do on March 29th in front of Tesla dealerships and charging stations and all sorts of areas

Yeah, that lady said that they were doing it was what was the lady video that we watched it talking

I'll be.

Speaker 2 (01:50:01.344)
It was Jasmine Crockett. was.

Okay, that was good, because I kept mentioning March 29th, which is a day that sticks in my head.

500 protests worldwide and campaigned against Musk.

Yeah, does that not sound like a ticket?

They'll try to do something. It's insane is what it is. And somebody eventually is going to have to kick these people in the ding ding or punch them in the face.

Speaker 3 (01:50:27.822)
And that's what's going to happen. And maybe that's what will stop them. now, Pam Bondi, you know, or your lover said that they were going to, you put the hammer.

She also said we're going to get the Epstein

I know.

She also said red flag gloves were good. Anyway, real quick.

Quick. I know. All right.

Speaker 1 (01:50:49.198)
She's hot though, so you give her kind of a pass.

Okay.

I didn't make the rule. What? didn't.

Okay. Okay, so listen, no cheating, everyone. No Googling. I want you to type your answers here, Brad and Jeffy. I don't know if you want to write down yours like it's a damn newlywed game or what have you. Let's just see here.

That'd be in the book, Bob.

Speaker 2 (01:51:14.21)
We're home! Okay.

The average human being

Seven inches.

that's good.

The average human being urinates how many times in the course of their average life? Over their lifetime.

Speaker 3 (01:51:37.59)
Over there! Over a lifetime?

Lifetime! Write it down, do your math, don't Google.

mean, that's...

Can I use a calculator?

Yes, you can use a car of course you do that calculator

Speaker 3 (01:51:50.224)
you said we could use...

Right, it's like you keep changing the damn rules, so...

Google how many times is the art?

Okay, we won't we promise so if I this is just urination.

Yeah, just urination.

Speaker 3 (01:52:05.486)
Okay, so if I, you and I, do I have any bladder issues?

Average!

Human being. So remember, this is a lifetime. I need the grand total.

I know so it would be the question every person lives to what 70 75

This is what you gotta do. The question, Linda, is...

Speaker 3 (01:52:25.934)
75 we'll say 70. What's the average year? What's the average lifespan? 75.

the average,

Yeah, so in a lifetime, how many times do you go pee-pee?

I was doing it just my age. I'm going, well, that's a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:52:44.302)
And I will say that where I got this answer this isn't Keith math at all. This is grok math

Okay, I think I have an answer.

Okay, standby. All right, I see gallons. see 60. It's how many times I was telling you what I see. I see six and a half. Okay, that's a painful bladder right there, Linda. I'm talking the course of a lifetime. 1.5 million, Toby. Okay, grand total according to Grok. And you can check my work if you'd like and ask him it yourself.

Wait a minute, I thought it was how many times? Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:53:21.922)
What'd you get, bruh?

113,880.

1. You mean I put.

You know, put down 132 hundred thirty two thousand

Overbid by 30.

Speaker 2 (01:53:37.71)
200,000 according to

Okay, because I did the average, if you did the average lifespan of 75. Uh, okay.

I did 78.

They dropped it 85, I think, if I remember.

And how many times did they tell you that because I did I think I did 10 times a day.

Speaker 1 (01:53:54.014)
I said four.

Wait, Jeffy?

10 times a day?

Average? Sure.

Yeah, that's fine. That's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:54:05.248)
that included night when you don't get up?

Don't you worry about how I came up with my number, okay? You didn't it right either. You got it wrong too. It doesn't matter how I got there.

closer to your number than Brad's.

I'm closer to 200,000 and under, so I win.

Yeah, hold on, this is a good point that Sue makes. Grok wasn't pregnant.

Speaker 3 (01:54:30.414)
You

thousand

women always trying to throw that whole.

right? How about y'all concentrate first on not getting car doors dinged? How about you start with that? How about you start with a turn signal?

Sorry! Just try to have a baby. Just try have a baby. It's not that tired.

Speaker 1 (01:54:56.206)
You know, if the baby is male, why don't you ask it for some advice on how to drive then?

This is...

Ha ha ha ha.

Okay, gentlemen, your next appearance doing a show will be at it. Yes

kidding we're not doing this till eight I thought we were I've got a catheter in right now I don't have to get out

Speaker 2 (01:55:14.134)
I mean, I can keep the connection open if you...

That's how you get away with four trips to the bathroom.

I'm peeing right now.

And I wish I was, I'll tell you that. You know, the catheters, sometimes you need the lubed catheters to get a little dry. You know what? Do remember the ads that used to run? don't run them anymore. Fox used to run the ads for the catheter guy. Forever. They ran that ads forever for the catheter guy. And he talked about the lubed hookups for the thing. It was awesome.

Thank you. Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:55:36.993)
I had to.

Speaker 1 (01:55:44.065)
Yes.

Speaker 3 (01:55:57.612)
the day I had to whittle down a court cop.

When you ran that thing in there, if you haven't sanded it good, try getting one of those splitters out, Pally.

It hurts.

Speaker 2 (01:56:11.886)
I'm trying to find the catheter guy. What's he look like?

He's a pilot because he likes to fly and now with the new catheter he's able to.

Right!

I don't know this.

Oh, you should.

Speaker 2 (01:56:29.038)
I think I have blocked this out of my mind. Is it this guy right here?

Sure. No, I don't think so. No, it's an older guy.

It says get the best catheter for you.

Hey, Keith, before you go, make sure that you can see this on the on the thing. Can you see that on the thing? that's him. Because pilot guy, that's tomorrow right there.

Yeah,

Speaker 2 (01:56:55.554)
What am I?

The catheter. Let's see the catheter. yeah, art is awesome. Yeah.

No, I'm not the catheter guy.

Speaker 1 (01:57:02.304)
And just so you know, yeah. That's the website. Yeah. Not up your butt.com. That's different.

So he's just Saturday.

So.

You could redirect, there's still time.

I know. just so you know, those portraits of because that's a nice art gallery there. Those portraits, I asked Grok to create nice portraits of me and Jeffy based on our profile pictures. And Grok is a tard because Jeffy looks like Andrew Yang and I look like I don't know who, but it is not.

Speaker 2 (01:57:39.393)
Elon Musk.

It's kind of musky.

OK, so it's real Saturday morning live dot com 10 a.m. Eastern.

the

on Saturday Morning Live on my app.

Speaker 1 (01:57:50.54)
Just so he'll stop bitching about it.

real thing.

Okay, bye. Love you guys. Thanks for hanging out everybody. Have a great week.

I'll be here until eight. I'll just be sitting here.

and

Speaker 1 (01:58:11.202)
Yeah, I'll be sitting right here though waiting.

And then Friday, Brad says that the.

I have to be here till 8.

don't know. Brad, find somebody to join us on Friday. Okay, guys, bye. You're gonna hang out till eight, right? I'll be right here. All right, bye. All right, see y'all later. I gotta go. I got things I gotta do. Sorry, bye.

get this in.

Speaker 3 (01:58:41.112)
Guess we could hang out to be honest with you because.

Woo! Okay, I guess we're clear. Alright, just kidding, we're not really.

I'm still here.

I beat you.