Can Malinak Beat Staggs in This Epic Showdown?

Keith (00:01.044)
All righty. Hi. Happy Thursday. Happy at the Mike deep dive day. Today is Barfley number four. And I feel like I have to I don't feel like I really need to explain the whole Barfley thing, because it's you know, if you you're if you're familiar with the origin story, I guess I started to call it barfly.

And the thought was just me and Brad hanging out, you know, having drinks, which by the way, I've had, I've had blackberries curing in vodka over here. So this will be fun. anyway, and so it just bar fly, but, but when you, when you put the words, you know, together, it just looked like a made up word, Barfley. And so we just call it Barfley. Hope that makes sense. It does not, does it?

Okay, so anyway, thanks for hanging out here on a Thursday afternoon. The at the mic, let me show you this. Let me just show you. Let me, I remove myself from the stream, I want you to see this logo that Hero West created. Look at this. I may never, if I come back off.

Keith (01:21.058)
How cool was that? You said it was a special made logo with me as the Atlanta Braves logo.

And Brad stags as the Savannah bananas logo. That's awesome because Major League Baseball starts today. So a very cool work of art created by Wes for us today. He's been doing a lot. He makes sure that that that we're up over at YouTube and Spotify and iTunes and all sorts of stuff. So I appreciate all of his hard work over there. Who knows? I hope we're live on.

If we're not live on YouTube today, it's not Wes's fault. I promise. Yeah. It doesn't look like YouTube is working. And you know why YouTube? Yes, it is. OK, it is working. Yes. my gosh. Thank you, Lord. We had so many big technical issues. Surprise before we started. Hey, if you missed last Thursday's Deep Dive, we did the Abraham Lincoln, was he America's first dictator? That was awesome with Razor Fist as my guest. That was a

There's a lot of information there. So I hope you will check that out if you've not seen that. Everything penned to the top of my Twitter page at Keith Malinak and of course archived over there at the YouTube channel at the Mike show. Or is it just at the Mike? Hell, I don't even know anymore. And then also Spotify and iTunes as well. So I see people commenting on the YouTube channel, but as I'm trying to monitoring it here in real time.

It's just not showing up. So I hope that maybe everybody in the world can see it, but me, but that's cool. Cause I see your comments. So thank you so much. Alrighty. Let's see. What else do I have for you? Well, the most important thing today, it's not all the conspiracies we need to talk about. It's not, it's not the drinks even. It's the fact that Brad stags from the daily mojo.com.

Keith (03:20.074)
is turning 29 years old today. Brad.

I'm 29. We're gonna go and you know what I'm gonna do? Cause we what?

Happy birthday.

Keith (03:32.11)
Uh, I just, it's like you've already started drinking. In fact, it feels like maybe your computer has already started drinking. Can I just, can I just say before, and then I'll turn the floor over to you to tell us how, you've been doing before we got started, that we had some issues and one of them was Brad's computer was, you know, it kind of choppy, which I've been there dozens of times on my own show.

Happy birthday.

Brad (03:58.958)
except my computer's not choppy.

It's okay. Well, I hope it's I hope people don't see it as choppy. I do. Maybe it's me now. It could be me. This is the joke of an afternoon we've had. So Wes says just clear the cash stuff, right? Which made total sense. Let's clear out the memory. Maybe they're bogged down. Maybe that's the issue. And and so I just I didn't realize it was going to kick all of us out. And so behind the scenes, you know, we're trying to log in. I can't remember passwords. It's just a nightmare. And it's just like

I'm calling Wes. What's the password to get back in? It's like 158 Central, two minutes to air. And anyway, so I didn't realize it was going to kick me out of everything. Surprise. Yeah, surprise. So you're not seeing yourself as choppy, is that right?

I'm seeing myself as choppy now. I wasn't before, but now it is.

Okay, I don't know. You download too much donkey porn, think, is the problem.

Brad (04:52.898)
Wait a minute, hold on, define too much. Define too much.

You and Tim Wells. Tim, Tim Wells. And his horsies.

Can you ever have too much donkey porn? Does he like horses?

No, no, we're not. No. Do you? So can I let me? gosh.

At it's not feet.

Brad (05:17.068)
I know, right? Who the hell's into feet?

Right? Right, horses before feet. Am I right? Wait.

Hashtag horses before feet.

So there was a thing during the campaign where the left tried to make this fake excerpt from a book that suggested JD Vance enjoyed the company of couch cushions. And so someone on the right said, OK, how about we do this? And then they took like a story, an old newspaper story about a man and a horse. And they took a

Did you have to see a guy about a horse?

Keith (05:53.6)
And then he, and then the guy, took, they took an old Tim Walz picture and superimposed it. And so it looked like Tim Walz enjoyed the company of horses. And so that's how the whole thing started. Anyway, how you doing with your birthday today?

I'm good. I'm really good. I'm thinking about going to the airport and running around.

I need drama, man. Just... ...pretty makes me...

Brad (06:24.427)
What? Okay. Look, it's a good day. It's a beautiful day to leave me alone.

All right.

Keith (06:32.322)
Have you? Have you, I know we're at thedailymojo.com. I know you guys have been talking about the Signal app stuff. Have you heard the,

I that such a that to me that's another one of those somebody did that intentionally.

Okay, all right, then that is the perfect segue into a Thursday deep dive. See, I didn't know you had that thought, that, okay.

I mean, who does that? And magically it's the Atlantic? Come on.

Okay, so here's a couple of things I want to throw at you. Did you see Mila Joy tweeted out that Catherine Mayer, she's the CEO of NPR who was testifying in front of Congress yesterday. You see she serves on the board of the Signal app. I'm sure it's just a coincidence. I'm sure it's just a coincidence. We're not inferring anything.

Brad (07:18.285)
yeah

Brad (07:27.66)
that just I mean, okay, can I just say that Catherine Mayer, has it was she ever on the air? Because she talks when she in her testimony, she talks like NPR.

I don't know.

Keith (07:44.524)
Yeah. Yeah. And she was, I think she spent seven years at Wikipedia, if I read that correctly. Yeah. And that makes me question Wikipedia. OK. So.

Did you notice that?

Brad (07:52.741)
did she really?

Brad (07:59.438)
Hold on. I see what you did there.

Wait, what did I do? Question. I really don't know. Did I, did I do a good job with that?

Why?

Brad (08:08.974)
Did you ever not question Wikipedia?

Brad (08:16.974)
Can you hear?

Brad (08:22.926)
Can you see her?

Brad (08:28.558)
I mean, seriously, does she not sound like an NPR reporter? Absolutely. she may have been on the air. I don't know.

It's a good point. almost want to close my eyes and I expect to hear like some editorial about fear of fat shaming or whatever the thing that, but hold on a second. I didn't trust Wikipedia. Then I trusted Wikipedia. Now that I found out, I need to find out the window that she was at Wikipedia. And now need to figure out if.

You can't trust Wikipedia because anybody can go in there and do anything.

I agree completely, but at least it's at least your tracked your IP address, which is But around.

But who knows if you ask 10 people how to track something on there, they wouldn't know how.

Keith (09:08.694)
Yeah, and I wonder if you use a VPN, is that really tracking you? You see what I mean? Like if you want to do nefarious stuff to some topic and control the narrative, you just go through a VPN, right?

Well, riddle me this every time you're on a VPN and some, you go log into some, some sites somewhere and it goes, we have to make sure you're human because it can tell you're on a VPN. So does a VPN really disguise you?

You know, I'm getting a little pissed at VPNs actually, because now this just started, at least with the VPN that I use, if it won't connect, if I'm going over a cell tower, it will only connect if I'm going through wifi. And so I've already told myself when this period ends that I paid for the subscription, I'm going somewhere else. Again, I don't know if it's the specific company, but it's weird. You just started doing that.

I knew you were going to ask me that. can't remember. No, mine is, the hell is mine. Express VPN. So if I'm

I have Nord.

Brad (10:13.794)
Is it like LifeLock? they LifeLock just, you know, is a a is a marketing company. And so I wonder if all the VPNs like use one service and just rename themselves something different. Wait a second. Catherine Marr. Is it Mara Marr? She's also a member of the Council on Foreign Relations.

Doesn't matter.

Keith (10:37.401)
my gosh. All right. See. I mean, is there in there right there in plain sight. So

This keeps getting better.

Brad (10:45.998)
Yeah, I mean, best part was when she was saying, yeah, we regret some of our reporting on the laptop. We regret some of our decisions. You know what? She gets lip filler.

looking here. You have to

Keith (11:05.365)
yeah,

I mean, she's not an unattractive woman, but again, she's another example of open the pie hole, lose points.

Brad (11:23.417)
can I get away with- WHAT A-

Brad (11:30.478)
That's straight out of Megaquake San Andreas. One of the possibly worst movies you've ever seen if you've never seen it.

I think I had my dad rent that for me one weekend. I mean, was a fun childhood where he would get me on the weekends and then on the way home, we'd stop by a movie stop at the corner of South Cobb Drive and Allstelle Road there in old Marietta, Georgia. And then I would figure out what movies to rent. And I know for a fact that one of those weekends was that one.

When was that? When did your how your dad still alive? No, when did he die?

No.

2017.

Brad (12:09.326)
Okay, this came out in 2019, so you didn't see it.

Okay, there's a movie that is about some giant earthquake. Somebody figure out what movie I'm talking about.

It's got to be, I think there's one called San Andreas. Yeah. But this one is a, it's a prime movie and it's on, it's on Amazon prime right now. don't know where it started, but it's called mega quake San Andreas. Okay. It is, it is so bad. It's good. I mean, it is, it's like student film.

Ha ha ha!

Keith (12:37.038)
Then obviously I'm referring to some other mega earthquake movie from the late 80s or early 90s

bad.

Brad (12:45.058)
Yeah, this one is six years old and it is I mean it gives you it does give you great lines like

I'll get you back off, woman!

So it is a source of great content.

Yeah, a lot of drops in that. I have three phones, and none of them are currently working. Just want to point that out.

Why do you have three phones?

Keith (13:08.396)
because it's baseball season for one. I have one that I watch baseball on or football or better call Saul on. And then I have my phone. You see, this is what my phone's this is what all phones are doing. I guess I don't have Wi-Fi in the house. Maybe that's the issue. Maybe that's it because I'm hard lined in to the ethernet for the show.

Yes you are.

So have you done anything special on your birthday?

Does a nap count?

Hell yeah it does. I need it now.

Brad (13:43.182)
I was I woke up too early at like 230 and I thought screw it. I'll just get up and and then about 10 o'clock I was I was like nope. This is not happening and I sat I thought alright 20 minutes and I'm good and I looked at the clock and it was like holy shnikes one o'clock.

Really, you know, when you get older, you lose control of your, your bladder and sleep time. Yeah. It's bad when you lose control of both of them at the same time.

I mean it's warm for a second but then it's cold.

Yeah, I'm with you. I,

You know how it is.

Brad (14:29.88)
Imagine how Jeffy feels.

Uh-huh. Tremors, think was the name. Find out what year Tremors came out, Brad.

Tremors would be in the eight, that's Kevin Bacon. Kevin, that Tremors is actually good.

think that might

then maybe that's not it. I'm not gonna waste everyone's time when I try to remember my childhood memories, but there you go.

Brad (14:47.776)
No,

Brad (14:52.27)
childhood memories are good. you when you when San Andreas mega quake is what and it's got three and a half stars. Now I should have known it's only got 303 ratings of three and a half stars, but the IMDb rating is 2.4. And the reviews of it. The reviews are fabulous. I mean to the point of

Okay.

Brad (15:20.886)
I mean, they're so bad, they're good. Again, it's a guilty pleasure.

Do we still need what's her face on the screen? Did you want to hear more of what she had to say?

I want to throw a signal app conspiracy theory at you. Yeah, what does she got? And in the kitchen as they cook with family nearly 100 % of Americans live within range of a public radio station.

Can we hear just one

Brad (15:46.318)
I mean, just, I like her voice.

I do like, don't like what the vocal chords are forming, but I like it.

While she's playing, do you have the ability to play that drop from that movie while she's talking? We cover what matters to local communities. don't you back off, woman?

I do.

Brad (16:06.892)
Yes.

cook-offs and local sports teams, alongside news of the nation and the world, the halls of Congress to coverage of groups overseas.

I mean, what a clown Joe, what a joke.

I mean, the amount of waste of our tax dollars, not only uncovered by Doge, just straight up, but the propaganda that we have funded and continue to fund, quite frankly. He wants to save money. That's one thing about the Nazis, man. If they had just tried to budget.

He's a Nazi! He's a Nazi!

Brad (16:47.822)
I know I know well, you know

than they could have had a better PR machine. don't know. So I tell you.

so hard to fight stupid.

The Laura Loomer tweet. It seems like the comments that I'm reading, people are kind of split on this. On the whole, are you familiar with this? The whole NSA, Walt, okay.

I am. No, go talk to me. Talk to me. Talk to me goose.

Keith (17:19.33)
So you read an article and it says that his deputy, Alex Wong, set up the signal group. Yep. Well, so she looked into him. And I just, I want to say, as I lay this out, I'm just repeating the facts as she laid them out. I'm not insinuating anything. I'm just telling you, because on the surface, it looks bad.

But how many of us could a circumstantial evidence case be made against, right? So his parents immigrated here. Trying to remember all the details. Should have printed it up. Didn't. So his parents immigrated here. And so.

They were in Hong Kong.

Okay, yeah, so he's an American. Let's just get that out there. He married someone, I'm trying to think if his wife is

U.S. Attorney Candace Chu Wong, the Chinese woman who was one of the key attorneys involved in prosecuting January 6th years.

Keith (18:23.788)
No, this is why I love you. This is why I love having you on. Because I'm over here just trying to wing it and you're actually looking up facts. So thank you. Fast fingers. Okay. So backing up to Alex Wong, he went to Penn, which I mean, you're Ivy league educated at strike one, as far as I'm concerned. And then he's connected to a law firm that Trump revoked the security clearances for because he said, look, you guys,

Fast fingers.

Keith (18:51.734)
are weaponizing its lawfare. huh. Yeah. Now, as I'm saying this, let me also say that there are plenty of people on the right who praised this choice in November of Alex Wong, who have nothing but great things to say about him and stuff that he has done behind the scenes for Republicans. So just saying.

in your one of koi, Perkins koi.

Brad (19:12.846)
both is what you would do which is the way you would build your reputation behind the scenes if you wanted to take if you wanted to shift focus away from you of course I mean talk about Occam's razor

Okay, okay, so so his wife clerked for Sonia Sotomayor, but I think she also worked for a consumer. she did something for Kavanaugh too, I think. see, thank you. Brad's reading.

I I think.

Brad (19:44.114)
We worked on the Obama administration and the Biden administration as Assistant United States Attorney in the United States Attorney's Office for D.C. where she led the violence reduction and trafficking trafficking offenses section for two years.

Hang on, and...

Her father is a retired senior manager of satellite operations at Asia Asia sat in Hong Kong

But wasn't she a part of the... I have no internet, by the way. I just assume we're on the air. That's what I'm saying! Nothing is working except for me connected to you. So I can't look this

So sweet. We're on YouTube.

Keith (20:29.166)
That's good. good. Twitter still, I hope.

you and Jeffy, sure. Yes.

So the prosecution is the J6 prosecutions. She belonged to a law firm that was working with that, if I'm not mistaken.

the- the-

So, so yeah, so, so I think what's happening here is Laura Loomer is suggesting that this was intentional.

Brad (21:04.682)
Why wouldn't it be? Again, these are the same people up in DC. I mean, we have assumed that the Trump administration has been able to get rid of as many of them as they possibly could. They're all on high alert. They know to be looking, some of these people that have embedded themselves into the deep state, if you will, are really good at what they do.

There I mean they are they're well trained they are smart they are Crafty they are dedicated to taking him down and This is not that this is not that big a an accomplishment for somebody to make it look like Someone else did it. I mean it makes no sense for the the the writer at the Atlantic

to be why would I, well, who was it? Was it Mike Walsh who said, why would I even have him in my phone?

So does that mean that Alex had him in his phone? Like, I don't know.

I don't know. You'd have burner phone if you did. I mean, that's the thing you'd have if you're smart. And I'm sure you're not going to use your your government issued phone or your personal. You're going to go get a burner that has these capabilities and you're going to use that phone. And probably if you're again, if you're smart, you disable location services. So no one knows where you are because we know that they can trace you anywhere. And you you do it that way. It's not that this is not that tough a gig.

Brad (22:44.674)
for them to have turned this thing around on.

Do you think that this is a mall situation inside? Okay, but but so do you think it's Alex Wong purposefully doing this?

could be. I mean, it kind looks that way. He's got the it looks like he has the motive. He had the opportunity was it you know, motive, opportunity and and a body and he's got the body. You have what's a motive opportunity.

a body.

Keith (23:18.008)
So what? No, no, no. Motive opportunity in caught in a mean.

and

I said, said, what do get?

Keith (23:42.008)
Press play on this chick again, because I want to envision her doing an NPR report, like you said. Why don't you back off, woman? Today, Americans have more media choices than ever. Yeah, rise of podcasting has established a competitive free market for I'd like her voice. Hang on a second. Hang on a second. Hang on. I knew the Venmo thing was an issue with Mike Waltz, because I didn't know it just had a bunch of report. OK, interesting.

sorry, wrong woman.

Brad (24:11.458)
Wait, what?

so his venmo I knew his venmo information was out there but according to Queen B his venmo was filled with nothing but reporters contact information why okay so wait our NSA guy walls not the deputy

Who's Venmo?

Wong?

Walls. Walls or walls?

Keith (24:34.282)
It's it's what it's it's what?

Waltzing Matilda I know right who said that wait a minute who said that who was it in the Sony in the chat who was it?

So awesome!

Keith (24:48.824)
Queen Bee.

On the YouTube

Hold on, let's do more ADD. Motive means an opportunity. See?

Yes, that's right. I said motive and opportunity. said means that in the wrong. I did say it the wrong.

in the wrong order. The alliteration is better the way questions.

Brad (25:06.584)
Stop it!

Stop it! I'm going to the airport and I need to dance.

yeah, she should read audiobooks. Look at that. Okay.

She's got a fabulous voice. It's got that slightly nasal.

I'll tell you when someone reads an audiobook and you can tell they have no idea the subject matter, right? Because they're like mispronouncing stuff that you know, no, no, no.

Brad (25:32.6)
That's AI.

Brad (25:37.538)
What dumbass reads a book? mean, if you don't know a pronunciation and you're reading an audio book, shouldn't you? I mean, you should ask somebody. I mean, that's assuming a lot in today's. Ms. Mayor does have a sexy speaking voice. Ozzie Jules says, I agree. Thank you. She does. It's very. Now you can't trust a damn thing she says, but you know, but, you'll have a big time. She got great ASMR voice.

bad court.

Brad (26:04.408)
Hi, you're getting very sleepy. I'm just gonna be right here next to you.

You've done hypnotherapy where they sit there and they... I had some, you triggered me is what... That's what I was afraid of. I thought I was about to start clucking like a chicken there. So like just spontaneous, just from you talking.

I'm doing it right now.

Brad (26:16.526)
Excuse me.

Brad (26:26.552)
Hey, there's Cory from New Somalia. Who's Cory from New Somalia? Where's New Somalia?

Yeah.

New Somalia is Minneapolis-Saint Paul.

Gotcha. Okay. That's kind of what I was thinking but then I

the twin cities of new somalia

Brad (26:43.648)
All right.

Okay, so I want to put a picture up here for you.

I'm Derry Murbils filling in for David Parker who took off eight months to study the migration patterns of our nation's squirrels. Bob Edwards, tattoo. Do you remember, wasn't I trying to think of the name Bob Edwards the other day? Was that you? He was the NPR guy, Bob. And I'm Bob Edwards. was really fabulous voice and around the turn of the century. God, that's not so long ago. But I was 25 years ago.

No, it wasn't me.

Brad (27:20.788)
He was on NPR and then they they took him off of like the morning show and he was really good because I used to listen to NPR back then and it wasn't nearly as crazy left. I mean it was left but it wasn't crazy left and he just he had a good voice. They fired him because you know we had to go younger and then he ended up doing his own show the Bob Edward show and he

And he's dead now. So that shows what happens to you. you get fired from NPR, pretty soon you die. Just so you know.

Wait, really?

Yeah.

I didn't know if you had any, was hoping you had some more examples for us there.

Brad (28:07.31)
who walter crock I didn't he die right after he retired

Did he get fired by MPR?

Sure. You can believe everything I'm saying.

I want to put this on the screen and tell me if you have any thoughts on this there you see that there at

Hold on, it's too far away. Hang on. Hold on a minute. I've got this. Please make it bigger. Can you just make it a little bigger? That's Keanu Reeves.

Keith (28:30.264)
Get bigger!

Keith (28:34.606)
Yeah, well that's his passport from the movie The Matrix. Perhaps you've heard of that. Do you see when his passport, the 1999 movie The Matrix, his passport expires on September 11th, 2001.

Here's the weird thing that doesn't really look like Keanu Reeves, but it looks like Keanu Reeves.

Don't get distracted. Pay attention to the date on the right hand side.

September 11th, 2001

Did something happen that day?

Brad (29:10.308)
You know, some people did some stuff.

You are

Master of the segue, aren't you?

Yes, I can bait that audience. I bait them. Yep. I'm good at baiting them. A master at baiting them. Why?

Brad (29:42.008)
thing on? Hello?

Boy, I guess it didn't like that picture. I put a picture up there and said, how about we take all of you. Okay, I guess we're not going to.

then it

off

Brad (29:54.446)
about Mars. Is that Reeves or David Hogg? Isn't that weird that that did it? Look, I knew it Reeves, Keanu Reeves, but then it didn't.

Right? I mean, it doesn't, it's him, but it's

It doesn't look like him. Can you hear me? Yeah. Okay.

Say something worth listening to.

to dammit. Women. The reason I ask is because this thing is so temperamental that normally when you're talking, the little frame around your picture lights up and it wasn't. And remember, remember one of the technical issues we had before we got started earlier. I was here. You guys didn't realize that you and Weston realize it. I was here. I was talking. I could see myself. I could hear myself, but you guys couldn't.

Brad (30:34.466)
What is-

Keith (30:44.27)
That was like a ghost. Made me sad. hey, I've got to tell y'all about next Thursday. And no, we're not wrapping up. Don't, don't, don't. Thursday, there's a conversation we're gonna have about our artificial intelligence.

Ghost

Brad (30:55.032)
Don't I got you?

Brad (31:04.814)
and

Somebody reached out to me that may have found a ghost in the machine. Yeah. He sent me a transcript, a conversation that he had with AI and it is.

machine.

Brad (31:22.926)
creepy.

So look, I don't want to oversell it. Maybe I'm overreacting. But I want you to tune in on Thursday, April 3rd for that.

Keith (31:37.964)
Crazy. It's not. We got to pull the handbrake. Brad's not willing to give up on it.

I think.

Brad (31:47.938)
He likes it. do. I just real quick, just to just to just pulling out just a parallel side road. Have you seen, I think it's really Revy R E V E AI. I have it over here. I put it on the screen or something. Sure. Because this is fricking amazing what it can. Okay. give me a, describe a scene. Just make something up.

And.

Keith (32:12.195)
Do.

Brad (32:17.696)
In your brain anyway, I mean it could be a car could be a building could be a person

be a French maid. Okay. Came to mind. I'm sorry standing.

You

Keith (32:31.576)
French made standing.

Doorway. In the doorway of a. Whoa. Talking about crazy. A kitchen with let's say black and white floor tile with black and white floor. So you gotta have the black tiles and and name a lion or excuse me, name an animal, not a lion and and a. Animal.

in the

Keith (32:42.99)
What, a bedroom?

in the

Keith (32:53.176)
floor top black and white.

Keith (33:05.176)
The animal. Wow.

crocodile and a crocodile is And this is next to And what is this again? This is rev r e v e ai All right. So frenchmaid standing in the doorway of a kitchen with black and white floor tiles and a crocodile is standing next to her you hit generate and that that's sometimes it I mean, this is a what five four three Boom

standing.

hurt.

Keith (33:35.342)
to...

There she is.

Brad (33:42.37)
I mean, that's just weird that you remember the beginning days of the interwebs when you were like, I want to download picture and you'd hit download and then you go and you turn the coffee pot on and you go and mow the lawn and you come back in, you make a couple phone calls and then. It started the time.

You can add

Brad (34:05.474)
the

You

Keith (34:13.101)
Yeah, but how many fingers does she have? Probably

Keith (34:33.358)
you shook his hand. You know who else has missing fingers that they from Jeffy? Is that right? No. It's the guy. May State Farm. I think no, no, no. Yeah. So he he I guess he had some I don't bacteria. Yeah.

BASTARD!

Keith (35:03.052)
And so you'll see his hand is always covered up some way they do it. don't know.

Yeah, you and gurus are those early pictures only had four colors to. They were the early pictures on the interwebs. You didn't have you didn't have gazillions of colors. But I mean, here we are anywhere where you can do that, where you can create a picture like that. And we're questioning whether or not this do this.

What website is this?

this for the, dot there's REV AI REV AI.org and it's free. can create anything. can create a, and you can do it in different aspect ratios and, it's

See, it used to be, that would be an advertisement, like an avant-garde advertisement on the back of a magazine or something. And maybe she would be holding a Seagram or something, or whatever. you would have to get all of the elements, the woman, the set, the wild animal, whatever you wanted all together. Have to pay this ridiculous amount of money, rent the studio space. Now you just did what you do, and boom.

Brad (36:15.532)
You have it in five seconds. that not, I mean, it's just, it blows me away that you can do this sort of thing and then.

Brad (36:27.5)
That was AI. Okay. You go and you say just make make up a small group of

Also

Keith (36:33.752)
people cheering.

Well, I appreciate the studio audience.

had there. and can you imagine if we had these tools back in the like early 80s when we are all starting in radio? Well, you weren't you were like five. But if we'd had these if we'd had these tools back then

I mean, again, it's it's crazy. The French maid does not look scared of the crocodile in her kitchen. No, she doesn't because she is the master of her kitchen. And it's like that crocodile is not and that's even that's not that's not an alligator. It's a crocodile, right? Yeah.

The main difference is accurate.

Brad (37:16.94)
That's good job. The main difference between the two. You know what the biggest difference is.

What?

Where they live? No, one will see you after later and one will see you in a while.

Brad (37:34.478)
It's true. Did you? It's true, kids. It is true. I mean, it's should the original Jake farm sue them for replacing him for a possible DEI? Oh, that's right. Remember the first DEI at first Jake from State Farm was the dude who was white guy in the. She's a guy. She's a guy. You can't say that either. Well, she's a guy. you know, it's not.

use gendered language to address everyone.

crazy. That guy probably thought he had broken through. Mom, I'm the star of an Allstate commercial. And then they come in, they replace him with a black dude. And I got nothing against Black Jake from State Farm, but he did take that job away from a whitey. And I just wonder whatever happened.

Brad (38:53.876)
other layer of fraud. would be pissed because it's like you took my

name too? named too bro. So is he still working at State Farm then? Like just selling insurance?

After his time in the commercials, Jake stone left state farm and now works as a bartender at a pub in at pub two in normal Illinois. Wow. Remember we used to have to write a letter to the newspaper to find all this stuff out. Dear newspaper, whatever happened to the man in the state farm commercials? And then you put a stamp on it. You put it in the mail and you wait for weeks and hopefully one day.

No way.

Brad (39:33.442)
you know you look in the paper and there's the answer what happened to wait what was I asking. Are they now. In in I mean it was so. No I mean I mean we're so spoiled that we've lost track of things like watch this.

I don't even remember now. Where? Right.

Keith (39:46.154)
spoil

Brad (39:53.162)
Making the easy call that it was an undercover mole in the signal app that was including the Atlantic reporter in this group chat Come on

That's a gimme.

What do you think is going to happen here? Nothing.

the worst part. You think guy, do you think he's gonna lose his job whether he's a, you know, working for the left or not?

Keith (40:21.132)
Because at that point, if you do that, then you are admitting that you

infiltrated.

you do this? how do you? Okay, but okay, we've been infiltrated the left, the right up the middle behind us. What's your name? Fang Fang? Fang Fang? Fang Fang? Fang Fang. And who was the other one? Fang Fang was...

Like, how do

Keith (40:48.718)
Well, in, the dry Einstein. Yeah. I had forgotten about that until.

brought it up today. I know it's so obvious what happens. There are more moles and to be fair we have moles in other countries.

happens and I

Keith (41:09.686)
Yes, that's the thing. act like we don't do this stuff.

Right. We do the very same thing. the problem is, is now we don't just do it in other countries. We do it within our own government. So you have this whole, I mean, it's the, it's the, the deep state slash military industrial complex. God, sounds so crazy, doesn't it?

But it's true. It's the truth.

I That's the word. I have a friend of mine who is on the show from time to time, the original blah, blah, blah, whose name is Robert LaBella. And I've known him since high school. yes, since high school and probably before that. And he was a spook and he had a cyber security. Well, at least that's what they said Minerva engineering was. And I mean, he's very low headed guy.

And, you know, this stuff doesn't surprise him.

Brad (42:10.702)
It's just nothing surprising about it and the same it's just it's so blatantly stupid with this Reporter thing if you stop and think about why in the hell? Yeah accidentally included him and the in the signal chef Why would you even have him in your phone? Of course, you didn't accidentally include him. He was included on purpose It's just

I feel like, yeah, I feel like if it was even if it was an error, you got to let this guy go and maybe you just.

Keith (42:48.994)
Let the let's just say it turns out that he had nefarious intent. Okay. Let's just let's just say that they've determined that

Let's just say.

Brad (42:59.775)
the scenes.

Right. I think you let him go and you say, look, we just can't have this level of incompetence. And really, you're kind of saving a little bit of face there that you were played by somebody in your midst for several months.

but because he's you okay well he is i mean he's not white right he's not black he's yellow what's his name alex wong he's alex wong he's

YELLOW

Keith (43:27.917)
Wang.

I thought he may. you're saying.

he's scared of something. No, no, no, no, I'm saying that he's a yellow. He's not a red Indian. He's not a white guy. He's not a black guy. He's not a brown guy. He's yellow guy. And so therefore the first thing that happens if you let him go, it's

racism. Right, right. Well, what I'm saying is, is a way to get him out of there and save face at the same time, and just say we can't have this kind of incompetence. But I would imagine if I were setting up that call, I would I would be so careful. I would make sure that every name I entered in there, I would triple check those numbers. Of course. So that's what I'm saying. I'm with you. It does not feel like

mistake on the

Keith (44:23.5)
within arm's reach. I'm looking at it right now. I'm looking at it.

whole set of them. How often did you? Well that's the thing.

you buy new ones? The family? No, no, no. It was my grandmother. She would buy them Nana. She bought the 1988 set. So if you actually look in there, it talks about the Soviet Union and all this stuff. And then they would send, they would send two things every year as I can remember. I'm just trying to look over there. They would send a yearbook. It'd be the 1989 yearbook, the 1990 yearbook that would update stuff, but they would also send

And

I think it's like stickers or something. Like when information changed or I'm trying to think are pages. I'd have to go over there and thumb through them or something that might make for a fun live stream at some point. I don't know. But I just remember there's like, maybe it was updated maps or something. I don't know. Whatever. Because remember, so at Union Falls, we got all these independent nations, Ukraine being one of them.

Keith (45:28.739)
And so you're constantly getting updates and stuff. It's wild, kids, before the internet. Wait, what's happening?

here. I found a set on eBay you can get right now for $429. 1988 through 1993 a total of 39 books. Yes kids that's how we used to

looks up my my set is better. Mine is maroon world book.

cyclopedia and and and the smell because they smell

have a certain smell. like I like a

Brad (46:06.944)
a book smell. Yeah, I'm not opposed to a book.

Can I just bring up something? I didn't mention that I was gonna do this. I hope you do. Can I finish the thought though?

but.

Brad (46:20.526)
Let me put this on.

Keith (46:25.577)
You've got this.

Brad (46:43.55)
I can't

Okay, now I can hear you. That's weird.

I why it does that.

because it's TARDED. It really is! There is not one system I'm about to go the fuck.

off. I didn't know you could say

Keith (47:04.011)
on here. can when you're working

with inferior products. huh. no and this this this story is so weird here. I'll put it up on mine that way. it's so weird. It won't it's so sad man. It's very sad. Yeah. This kid 14 years old but what the hell happened because now you see where the government came out and said it was not as

You can take it and it won't.

Keith (47:22.04)
like shut us both off.

Keith (47:37.004)
Asphyxiation? I saw where the hotel said it wasn't food poisoning. You're saying that the country

the

chewing the cud.

Keith (47:58.875)
Sorry. What's his show? Rica where this happened.

Chewing the fat I believe. Chewing the fat. so he was talking about it in his yesterday's show, but that it was asphyxiation, but yesterday afternoon it came out that the the local popo, some law enforcement agencies know it's not asphyxiation. So what was it?

Brad (48:23.426)
whole family got sick,

Keith (48:28.738)
Yes? Yeah, the whole thing was ill. I just, I don't know, man.

family.

don't and it just it's New York Yankee star Brett Gardner's son cause of death changed by authorities and unexpected twist they're backtracking their preliminary findings in their investigation Costa Rican officials initially said fortune you know died as fixia they are now reversing their findings Juan Pablo Alva good job I think he is

Alfredo Garcia.

Keith (48:57.078)
He's a white dude,

totally sounds like it. does. If there was ever a John Smith, he's an official with Costa Rica's Judicial Investigation Agency says in a statement it was preliminarily ruled out that the cause of death was due to asphyxia due to the fact that at the time of the inspection of the body, no anomaly was observed at macro level.

in the respiratory tract. my gosh. So we don't know. We don't know what mystery and I did read a doctor's report someone who was on the scene that said a toxicology report. We're not going to know for

months what was in his system. That always bugs me. does it take that long to get I mean they're seeing Costa Rica because it's

backed up but you're spoiled and I it goes back to the whole internet and AI discussion.

Brad (49:43.704)
think you're just spoiled. can get a can get a friend made with a crocodile right now and you're telling me you can't tell me what kind of drugs were in a human being system.

It's gonna take six months. I'm with you. It should be

I feel that it should be faster. The see the 1600 in the late they suffered severe stomach cramps area. The family did on the 21st. The evening of the evening of the 20th Thursday March. So we could go. It was a nice.

vomiting and diarrhea.

Keith (50:22.318)
Nice place.

But I mean.

I wanna do some, I'm not gonna say what I think it was.

Brad (50:34.349)
no, no, no, it's nothing. I mean, it's nefarious in that sense.

And I don't want to cast aspersions on anybody's character. Okay. Especially at this time. But I mean, your 14 year old kid.

anyone's

Brad (50:54.53)
You know, I remember being 14. I did some dumb stuff, but

not saying he did

Interesting.

be a sensual assessment.

gonna figure out how the family is all ill.

Brad (51:09.376)
Well, I'm not saying I mean they could have all gotten sick.

but I don't know. Okay.

Could be two separate things, maybe.

Yes. Okay. All right. I guess we're going to find out three months from now. There's going to a blurp at the end of a radio newscast. And Yankee legend Brett Gardner's son's toxicology report has come back. Authorities in Costa Rica say that blah blah was in his system. Yep. This is CBS News.

Yeah, okay, you want guru says don't try to sound hip bard. It hurts my ears. Was I trying to sound hip? don't

Keith (51:47.758)
I don't even know how to sound. I about to say I wouldn't even know how to go about it. I do not know. so I'm going to throw you a little curve ball. Normally, on Fridays, we like to do the rapid fire thing. So I'm going to do rapid fire conspiracy theories. And I just want to yes or no.

Tempting,

Brad (52:03.37)
even know this is coming by the way. No I don't. I just when you said rapid fire I brought up my burner launcher.

which you can get at protectmymojo.com. And if you use the promo code dailymojo.

you get 10 % off. Protect my mojo.com and the is daily

the

Lethal protection. Okay, so real quick. We're gonna go through these I'm just gonna name the conspiracy and I want you To say yes or no one day. There will be consensus. Okay? The of a conclusion that everybody agrees on different than today's like for example, if I say JFK the majority of people say it was Lee Harvey all The majority don't say that

Brad (52:59.233)
six floor. What I'm saying is

Keith (53:04.332)
Okay, all right. No, that just work with me man All right, so because the JFK files were released and I still need to go back and see Glenn did a two-hour thing last night I it was Heard it was really good. I want to go back and see that so How about so the assassination of John F. Kennedy will we ever all know? Okay, no agreement ever. How about the Trump assassinate in Pennsylvania? No Trump assassination

attempt at the Florida

golf course. No. Maybe it's just me that's hung up on the New Orleans attack.

I didn't dig that into that one. Yeah, but

far in.

Keith (53:46.976)
No. Now, now stand by, because this was going to be rapid fire. But now I need you to Google. OK. I was going to say Las Vegas Cybertruck bombing. OK. But I see Kara. I see you, Kara. I was going to just blast right through this and let Brad say yes or no. Breaking police announced charges in Vegas. Tesla Tech. Can you Google that for me? Since apparently my

My computers, my phones, my computers, my tablet. feel like he went.

over my house just now. It's quite possible. Suspect arrested Molotov attacking Tesla dealership. had

the hallmark of terrorism? come on! I thought this was the Cybertruck on January 1st! Get- Wait, is that not? I don't-

Stop my phone!

Brad (54:36.472)
I don't don't know. Help me.

on a second crawl. literally just have the comment from Kara. I thought this was going to be the cyber.

thing. Come on now. That will I think that. no, this is the I guess it's different because this is the cyber. It's up on screen over here if you want it. Molotov attack on Vegas, Tesla.

dealership that had the hallmark okay

not interested. So but those cars though look at those.

Keith (55:12.322)
mean look! Yeah. Die. Crazy.

so

man. Titty man right there. I really thought that we were gonna have the January 1st Cybertruck. Sorry, Kara. That's what I get. We'll never. We'll. No. Okay. How about the

it's 2017 shooting. No. Well, here in Okay. So, let me clarify something because you said a consensus. mean, we kinda know what happened on Vegas with the pad thing because Mindy Robinson, right? Mindy MF and Robinson. love her. Her was it? She did like a three hours.

documentary on it.

Brad (56:20.558)
It really is. I mean, it's really good.

and really appreciate the

attacked us. I it's who do think? did you? Yeah. Which foreign government do you think? which foreign government?

Yeah.

Keith (56:34.807)
ask a question, you make a statement.

Brad (56:40.47)
Or was it our own? That's the problem is that I don't know. It's likely to be either way. But this this shouldn't be a surprise either because going back to Kennedy. If that was the CIA and the mafia, it's it's just as likely now that it could be.

elements of our own government coming after us as it could be any other government. And that's the scary part. But that's the way it's always I know, man. That's what made us different.

been in the rest of the world.

Brad (57:23.442)
Operation Mockingbird. But then with the, which didn't get a lot of, did not get a lot of analysis in the press and still it's little confused. The whole Smith-Munt thing in 2012, reversing the rules against propaganda in this country against us. It just opened and no one, no one

really cared. No one really cares now I don't know if I'm gonna play this entire. 6 minute. Video here. But I have tried. Every which way possible. To contact. And swan. Ben Swan was a CBS 46 reporter in my hometown of Atlanta Georgia. And he used to do this segment when he was a reporter there.

where he would just try to get to the bottom of stuff. He would just lay on his back. That was his thing. And so back in 2017, I believe it was, he did about a six minute report that if you've seen this, I'm sorry that I'm playing this again, but I'm not because there's so much here that it's worth watching again. And he did a report on Lisa Gates.

PEE-

a CBS reporter doing a report. And I'm sure you've probably seen this, And again, if you've already seen this, I apologize. are we ever going to... This thing has just gone away. And I want to talk to Ben Swan about this because there is so much here that at least I forgot about. some of the a lot of this stuff I didn't even know at the time.

Keith (59:18.414)
And then I saw this a few years ago and I was like, wait a minute, I didn't know that. So anyway, this pizza gate needs to be investigated.

damn it. pizza gate. became a major story weeks ago when an armed man decided to investigate a DC area pizza place for himself. This man right here, he carried a rifle into a pizza parlor and then fired it at the floor. Media is telling you the entire story is a hoax or fake news. What does that even mean? I spent the last month investigating. So what exactly is pizza gate? And are there any actual facts to support the story? I've got to warn you what we're going to talk about tonight.

will be disturbing to some people. But this is a reality check you won't

see anywhere else.

Reality check.

Brad (01:00:30.26)
strangely worded emails dealing with pizza and handkerchiefs, self-described online investigators say that those words in the emails about pizza and the talk of handkerchiefs is code language used by pedophiles. So how did a DC pizza parlor get pulled into the story? Well, again, read any mainstream report and they indicate that Comet Ping Pong Pizza was somehow linked to this fake story and had no relation to anyone involved. But the truth is that's not true either.

What media is ignoring is that the Comet Ping Pong Pizza place is actually referenced in the Podesta emails at least a dozen or so times and that the owner of that place, James Alfantis, is a friend of John Podesta. He was actually named, this is changed by GQ Magazine, as one of the top 50 most powerful people in Washington. Yes, we're talking about a pizza parlor owner. Now let's talk facts here. There is no solid evidence Comet Ping Pong Pizza

kind of strange.

Brad (01:01:27.214)
is being used to run sex trafficking ring. But there are some very strange connections between Comet Ping Pong Pizza and a second pizza place two doors over, Besta Pizza and the accusations of pedophilia. Now this is where things start to get strange when you research the story. Now to begin, need a 2007 unclassified FBI document. That document, according to the FBI, contains commonly used symbols by pedophiles to express their preference in children.

trials.

Keith (01:01:45.454)
to show you.

find FBI.

Brad (01:01:55.726)
I want you to see these images here. These are the images. Notice this one on the end, the triangle. That image signifies something called boy love. The pizza place next door to Comet Pink's pizza, Besta Pizza, well this was their logo until only a few ago. See that the...

Pong Pong.

few weeks ago, clearly you can see the Besta logo actually contain the same image. I'm going to show you again.

as that boy lover image. Interestingly, after Pizzagate investigators pointed this out, they removed the triangle. Also, Comet Ping Pong, owned by Alfantis, is the place where a number of artists perform regular groups that perform there. By the way, this Comet Ping Pong

Best of Pizza changed their logo.

Keith (01:02:35.224)
performance are early to of the who you can see advertising on poster include a group called heavy breathing and another group thing was a sexting to videos by these songs that do joke about pedophilia and the band sex stains has a video that includes you see it right there aim for what's nearly equal to the one that the

called Sexta.

bands.

Brad (01:02:55.182)
and that same number symbol identical. FBI does say is a pedophile code symbol or

for boy love. As I said, there are strange things for the pizza place.

are some strong there as owner of James Alphantes. Well, he was once with David Brock who ran Media Matters for a meeting up online. He has made his Instagram private, but an archive search of Instagram revealed a number of strange photographs and words with strange and disturbing images associated with the

time in a relationship with Well, since P gate began to blow up.

profile, Jimmy Comet.

Keith (01:03:25.656)
We also.

Keith (01:03:31.672)
Cheers.

Look, to the point where we can't show you those pictures. We're not even going to describe them to you because some them are being shared on TV. Now let's talk about the Podesta brothers because remember it was John Podesta's email that was hacked in those leaked Podesta emails. John Podesta talks about his close relationship with Dennis Hastert, a former speaker of the House who was recently sentenced to 15 months in prison for abusing boys years ago. He was referred to by the judge as a serial child molester.

viewers would find it too disturbing.

Brad (01:04:01.216)
According to the Washington Post, visitors to Tony Podesta's home in Falls Church got an eyeful when they walked into a bedroom at the Podesta residence, hung with multiple color pictures by Katie Granin, a photographer known for documentary style pictures of naked teenagers in their suburban homes. And to be clear, that just begins to scratch the surface of how strange some of this stuff is. And bear in mind, we can't get into a lot of the real details of it.

parents.

Brad (01:04:27.234)
because of the limits on broadcasting this on television, but it is some very strange stuff. Now keep in mind again, there is no proof here that there is a child sex ring being operated out of a DC pizza parlor. Investigators have already proven there's nothing to the story, right? Well, actually no. And that's what you need to know. For all that is here, there has not been one single public investigation of any of this, not from local police.

Not from the FBI.

No one. And that has to be the big question, not for Podesta or for pizza parlor owners, but for law enforcement based on what may be or may not be here. The big question is why hasn't any investigation taken place? That's reality check.

let's talk about it

you go. Jimmy comments. it was it's marked as private. So, I went ahead and and requested a follow. Who knows? we'll see but I it's interesting that it was And that's the thing. It's not what you know that after talking with the

Keith (01:05:20.961)
Instagram

Keith (01:05:37.208)
marked as private.

Brad (01:05:45.836)
some of the J sixers who were political prisoners, who was it that I was peach farts who said, it's not the legal system. It's not the justice system. It's the legal industry. And we all know that it's not court isn't about what you can, what you know, it's about what you can prove. It's a dog and pony show. And so there were people who said, well, if there had been something going on, know, the justice is we're taking note, wouldn't have

because it can be bought and paid for just like everything else.

Let me-

Go ahead, keep talking. No, I was just going to say, you know, the the pizza gate thing sounds weird because if you were going to have a a code words, well, you know, they they poo poo the idea of code words and all that. yet, you know, if somebody does this or is that the I've never understood, how is that the symbol for white supremacy? I don't know. But if they do this or if they do this, you know, those symbols, though those are bad, but

They can't have symbols in the child pedophile industry. Of course they do. But they try to say, well, that's silly. Just the triangle. But yeah, why wouldn't you? That's what you would do is you'd make up some sort of a secret little system. And when you pointed out, it sounds a little crazy, except I don't think things like that sound crazy.

Keith (01:07:04.195)
thing.

Keith (01:07:17.031)
in today's world. thought Mel Gibson was crazy in that movie. Yep.

the enemy of the state,

Brad (01:07:24.536)
No, no,

Nothing more to say about that. This guy right here at Ben Swan and then there's a little at the end. Follow him.

underscore it.

He's still alive. I just sent him a

message on LinkedIn. Okay, so I've messaged him through LinkedIn. I've emailed his because he's got an alternative media company now. He's on Twitter. He's very much alive and well. And I so desperately, desperately want to talk to him about pizza gate in a forum like this. Because you can't let that stuff that I agree there are kids. If that is true. It's obviously still

Brad (01:08:00.323)
GO!

Brad (01:08:05.571)
Then it's

Brad (01:08:09.118)
and well yeah and and who was it i was just talking and i can't remember who it was that okay this is weird because i showed the same thing let me bring it here because he abdinswans x

I pointed that same thing out. What? The the hurricane, the face in hurricane. Did you not see the remember when Hurricane Milton came through and it looked like. It looks like it looks like a dude with a I don't know if you. Oh, oh, my bad. It looks like the it looks like a dude with a mask on and I thought the same thing, but. Right, can you zoom in?

see that or not over on the other screen.

Keith (01:08:56.814)
I know, weird.

I think so, yeah. How's that? Do I make it bigger?

Brad (01:09:05.997)
I mean, does that even happen randomly? I know we've got pareidolia. Is that is a pareidolia where you are see human? Oh, it's got a word, huh? Yeah, I think it's pareidolia. Anyway, the point I was made, I can't remember who I was talking to, whether it was Ron or somebody else. But they had a daughter or a niece that was actually sold off into the.

That's such a perv

Keith (01:09:23.0)
faces everywhere you look.

Brad (01:09:36.63)
the sex slave trade. And so I mean, we know that exists. Why wouldn't what why is it so outrageous to think that the pedophile ring in DC of all places scum say so? Yes. Why wouldn't we?

down u.s.

Keith (01:09:54.968)
Why isn't that possible? Okay, so that segues into Thrich.

the death of Seth.

Keith (01:10:04.952)
Do you want to remind people who Seth Rich was? You can do it if you want to. So Seth Rich, many people believe, was the source of those leaked emails to an official, someone who worked high up in the DNC.

or would you like me to?

Brad (01:10:19.245)
WikiLeaks.

Keith (01:10:32.94)
and then of course was killed in a robbery where nothing

was taken.

That's the... Yeah. They left his wallet, which had $120 cash in it. His nice watch, his phone, all of that stuff was left on July 10th, 2016. So...

Maybe they're not connected at all, but a lot of people think that there's definitely a connection there. And so I don't know that we're ever going to get any more from Julian Assange.

Did he get pardoned? but he can't. But what's the deal? Somebody refresh my memory.

Brad (01:11:21.026)
Basically, he can't he agreed to plea deal with but let's see Assange agrees to plea deal with Biden Is free he left Belmar maximum security prison Almost six months ago. No nine months ago in June of last year And Did he get part

and

Keith (01:11:45.87)
Pardon? He got something.

I can't remember things go by so quick rights organizations demand Biden pardon the signs, but it was a standard 26 nights. So I don't know if he

Heritage Foundation, he should not be pardoned. I disagree. Foundation on that one. Donald Trump offered him a pardon in 2020 if he would say that Russia was not involved in leaking Democratic Party emails. So I don't know if he did or not. Assange pardon, right? So demand Biden. Anyway.

I'm sorry. No, you're good. You're good. I'm just so he had to go back to Australia where he pled guilty to one account of something. Let's see here. Yeah. I and I remember I remember a lot of things were deleted. I think as part of this deal. So I think I think that's what kept him from being extradited to the US.

Basically, look, you delete this stuff and then we won't keep chasing you down and you can live free and all this stuff.

Brad (01:13:00.27)
I don't know, man. So that's Rich. Because, God, this has been... It was 2016, wasn't it? Yep. It's been almost 10 years ago. he... I remember he was talking... I'm looking at the NPR story on it because...

Alright, Seth.

Brad (01:13:25.826)
You can hear what's her name talking. Terry Gross, who's the host of it, but she sounds just like what's her face there. This is Fresh Air. I'm Terry Gross. When the young staffer for the Democratic National Committee was murdered in DC, I can't do that forever. So but the death of Seth Rich became the subject of wild conspiracy theories, some planted by Russian intelligence operatives and promoted by allies of President Trump and covered on Fox News.

I can hear.

Brad (01:13:53.368)
The theories assert that Seth Rich was the person who gave DNC the mails to WikiLeaks. And the headline of the whole thing is Conspiracyland Debunks Theories About Murder of DNC Staffer Seth Rich. If you're going to go to the trouble and expense of putting together a documentary, I mean, come on. How did we even get?

Why was it so? Well, you said it. It was a robbery gone so wrong that they didn't take anything.

Keith (01:14:38.766)
himself in the back of the head. And it was, and it was what two figs.

Gears running away. Yes.

from Seth Rich. Yes, exactly. You needed two figures to not rub.

somebody right. He was talking to his girlfriend just before.

I remember that and so two weeks later Debbie Wasserman Schultz resigns from the DNC Which is curious timing. I don't know why you would do that in the middle of a campaign season

Brad (01:15:03.054)
They don't care. That's just it is the people in these positions of power. They would just as soon a lot of them. I'm sure there are some who are not complete dickweeds, but they would just as soon as look at you. If you are a threat to them in one way or the other, they'll take you out. But who wants to believe that about people in our own government? I mean,

That's not what we grew up becoming easier and easier.

to believe though, isn't it? I have no problem believing that at all. was. Yeah. Interesting. Was it the police concluded that it was most likely the case of when he resistance, when he resisted his assailants panicked, shot him and fled without taking the wallet and other items that he had on him. Uh huh. And it to Seth Rich was not a big dude physically.

in the morning on a Sunday.

Keith (01:15:59.15)
big difference.

And so two dudes down. Couldn't take him down. How tall was Seth Rich?

couldn't take him down.

Keith (01:16:12.878)
8 1 5 yeah

Fire plug.

Brad (01:16:20.462)
185 5k Well, actually, you know what? No, was I mean he was stopped. Yeah, right 180

Keith (01:16:32.922)
5'8". Okay, you know me. I'm 6'1". Are you 190? Yeah, so...

190.

Brad (01:16:42.478)
He's not that big of a guy. No, and, and,

The whole thing was, it stunk to high heaven. Sure did.

And it's so if Ben Swan would like to join me on the program, we don't have to get into the Seth Rich speculation, but I sure as hell want to.

talking about pizza gate. You think you'll

still talk about pizza gate? I don't know. I mean, he's he does his own thing now. So he's not constrained by anybody that might hold him back.

Brad (01:17:19.448)
Let's go. Please. we'll see. We'll hit in from both.

both ends.

Keith (01:17:29.346)
Besides I Want to talk about actions I want to talk to him. Okay, so you remember in the past we've talked about We read some old CIA documents It was like a transcript of remote viewing on Mars and and we talked because they had the giant beings and stuff that the people were remote viewing basically, remember this conversation we had and and the psychics or what-have-you would sit there and they would

They would say, hey, I see a giant guy. It's 2000 years ago. And OK, so we talked about that here. So remote viewing has been a part of the CIA fun over the years. saw Brianna Morello tweeted out secret CIA files claimed that the Ark of the Covenant has been found doing the remote viewing that way. it's.

Ethiopia. Ethiopian Church. you filming? Yeah. Yeah. That fascinates me. The missing books of the Bible. I know, man. They have

you were the Ethiopian rival.

Keith (01:18:33.928)
fascinate me because

What is it that? Why were those?

I have a big problem with men on earth deciding, you know what? We don't like this, but that's

not leave this one. on a second. I didn't know that we would get to this. In fact, it was at the very back of my stack here and I'm going to bring it to the front here and then I want you to talk about, know, whatever you want to on the missing books of the Bible or the not included ones. But I printed this up. This is from Open Minded Approach, that Twitter feed. Why do you think the Vatican keeps its underground libraries close to the public? Why don't they digitize the books in the world?

share them with

Keith (01:19:17.494)
We know that they possess ancient knowledge, but why keep it for a select few? Do you think it's because they care about us or because they want an advantage? And then it goes this long thread here. I just, this gatekeeping and, yes, there might be some UAP information there.

Brad (01:19:37.294)
Why wouldn't there be?

do they keep all that stuff? Why do they keep it all secret? Information is power.

say that exact thing. We've ever had lessons on information being power. We in the last five years. I mean, that's exactly what it is. And the more information that you have that you can hold back, then so the more power you you can

reserved for yourself. This thread from open-minded approach says they renamed the library from Vatican Secret Archives to the Vatican Apostolic Library and the Vatican Apostolic Archives. See now it doesn't sound

keep in

Keith (01:20:31.338)
Exactly. Why? There is absolutely no need for large private libraries like the one in the Vatican. Why are they gatekeeping ancient knowledge that belongs to humanity? After how many years do patents expire? This knowledge belongs to all of us. And then talks about these two individuals. it talks about the UAP phenomenon. And one of them, one of these experts says that the phenomenon is rooted in Judeo-Christian religions. See, I'd like to see what is that all about?

What is what's really that the UAP phenomenon actually is connected to Judeo-Christian religions and I don't know what that's referring to Brad I don't know if that's trying to go back to the nephew

I really don't know Ezekiel's wheel. That's another one that always sticks out in my mind Ezekiel wheel in the Bible It's describing a flying saucer

Brad (01:21:22.488)
Okay. And some could argue that the Burbush.

you

Keith (01:21:31.586)
some sort of an engine. Okay. I didn't know where we were going with that. It's Brad Staggs.

Never know where we're going. I mean, the woman who was naked at the airport, she did get a call from the 70s.

They did one.

They did want their back. We're good. We're good. We're good. What's in your

What's in your Yeti? What's in your Yeti? It's not in the Yeti, but I've got, and I haven't done it yet, Mad Honey.

Keith (01:21:58.104)
What's in my

Keith (01:22:06.786)
Have you heard about mad honey? No, no.

Am I about to be pitched honey? No, it's a hallucinogenic honey.

Keith (01:22:14.934)
and what time does the brussel i'm gonna hold on let me let me see

how we'll close tonight.

how traffic is between here there. They say, and this could be absolute boo shit, who knows? But it has some sort of, I don't want to say neurotoxins, what is it? It's some sort of cyto- Stimulant? No, it's not a it's a hallucinogen. people- And it's legal? Yeah. Okay. I mean, what makes you ask?

and

Brad (01:22:51.406)
because I live in Texas. It do not exceed one tablespoon of mad honey in any twenty.

Keith (01:22:58.968)
for our period. don't. Makes me like this whole thing. Right. Yes. I'm going to find those secret archives. And this might be the last thing I.

Tell me how to live my life.

Brad (01:23:13.134)
It smells it does have a hint of bananas Which is ironic since you know are I mean the bottom you can see the tip of my banana down there, which is

That's a fact. That's your banana hanging is. That's it.

to the chip of my banana. then under your name, that's my tomahawk hanging

right there. Has anyone told you you've got a nice you've got a really nice time.

huh.

Brad (01:23:44.406)
not answering that question. can't you take a, can't take a. So, You scared of the homos. Is that what?

Compliment, what's wrong with you?

Keith (01:23:54.434)
it is.

Keith (01:24:00.172)
that makes you mellow.

that's boring. I don't want it to make me mellow. I want, I mean, give me the stimulus. Give me the stimulation, right? Can you give me this?

simulation. Let me before I before I forget, want to I've got I've got some great deep dives lined up.

Would you like to get a preview? I would love.

love it okay so just everybody knows brad and i are going to be doing this nonsense again tomorrow for the friday live stream do you have anything

Brad (01:24:37.335)
It's not.

tomorrow yet. Good, good answer. Then next Thursday, April 3rd, I've got a conversation with a guy who may have broken AI. It's so awesome. It's this conversation.

I printed it out. I love the when I've seen the what I can't remember the other guy's name, but he got the one AI would

the

That's different than this.

Brad (01:25:28.215)
time.

Keith (01:25:31.63)
everybody's gonna have their opinions on what that is. And I don't know that we could ever fully agree on it because then it wouldn't be a cover up. But my take is...

Do have a guess of what might be the biggest cover up? Of all time? Yeah. And you and I have never talked about this. I've only. Then how the hell would I know? That's why I want you just to guess, because it's fun just to make you guess.

from Microsoft.

Brad (01:25:53.474)
recently come to this conclusion.

Brad (01:26:00.098)
random things.

of all time.

of Brad Staggs. That Pete Rose wasn't actually banned from

Baseball Hall of Fame. You guys!

Roswell, New Mexico.

Keith (01:26:20.024)
Damn it.

Keith (01:26:28.334)
I mean, it the big? Oh, much. There's so much that came after that and did you look at did you see my hat? What's it say? Wait, now gotta get my glasses back on. I don't even know where I put my glasses. Oh, nice. Oh, okay. So, I'll you'll be where?

We're going to talk about that in

Brad (01:26:43.01)
will be there in Roswell later this year. All right, before you go, I need to hook you up with Renee, who is a listener. And she used to be involved with Roswell and the PR department of Roswell. And she came through town, had a bunch of Roswell swag. And she even mentioned, she's like, do you want to?

Be on like meteor row when UFO days happens in Roswell in

April. Brad. Yes. Yeah. Everything. Yes. But but hold on a second. Hold on. This would have been my answer. Cougar Diva Heat Hug. 9-11. 3 weeks ago before I finished this particular book would have been my answer. Which book?

Keith (01:27:37.838)
this one, it? Mr. Roswell. Yes, witness to run it up. Exactly right. Hold on. It keeps blurring. Because it's green. Sorry. That's the one. gave this to me. No, I haven't. She just gave it to me. I didn't mean to put you on the spot with that. You know, I don't know how to read. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. That book right there. Three weeks ago, I would have been 5050 on

there. Witness for Roswell. Yeah. Okay. Have you read it?

question but what I'm telling you

Keith (01:28:07.468)
That book, and I'm not ashamed to admit it, I hate it when one source does so much sway with me, okay? But within that, that is the most you are holding in your hands. Where is my copy?

You are holding in your right here.

Yours I swear you snuck it put pictures in the phrase, but you took my damn Roswell book. So I'm telling you guys that book is so it is it may be the most thoroughly sourced book I have ever read in my life It is so good and and and it does it's not afraid to say we had this wrong We thought this or whatever and so I'm talk to one of the

about that.

Keith (01:28:53.407)
When? Next Friday?

No, that's going to be April 10th. I want to

play. Okay, you want to be there for that? Absolutely. Come on down. Let's see here. Hang on a second here. I was looking for a comment. Yeah, I've talked about September 11th before though, Kara, and I have not forgotten that. That's for damn sure. April 17th, Steve Dase will be here to talk about the resurrection of Christ a few days before Easter.

And then, and I'm leading to something, y'all. April 24th is not quite locked down yet, so I can't, I thought I could have teased all the way until Brad's next Thursday deep dive appearance, which is on May 1st. And if you remember Kelly Smith, who was on the Friday live stream once, she's gonna join us for that Barflee episode, because she's got some stuff that she needs to talk about. She is a...

big time conspiracy theorists on a couple things. And so I invited her to be a part of that on May 1st. So I almost have it all the Thursday shows booked till May 1st. I'm pretty proud.

Brad (01:30:04.758)
So please clap. Hold on a second. I'll clap. Hold on. I'm going to clap.

Brad (01:30:15.692)
That way. I gathered that as a I just Hey, give me a small group of

That was AI by

Brad (01:30:32.63)
what it's like to be a You mean like wearing a diaper in public that sort of thing?

Did know that there was somebody, and I don't know if it's public, if it's, I can't tell you who, but this person who you would know, if I mentioned their name, traveled with, and one of the requirements was if you're have this person on your, in your event, travel with another person that liked to dress up in a diaper and be taken care of in, you know, like,

Keith (01:31:12.91)
creepy taken care of it just hold on a second um there was a rumor back in the day 20 30 years ago that uh sports announcer marv albert

Brad (01:31:27.192)
Now that's a right. That was why not. You know what? Why not? I challenge the anybody within the sound of our voices. You know what? If you have the colonies to stand up and say there's not something weird that you like to do, I dare you because everybody's got that one thing that they're like, yeah, I kind of like it. If you know, if I'm standing on one foot and you're behind me and then you're everybody's got that thing. Tell

the

Never mind. Dork.

So the story I have here, it's kind of a letdown of a story because it talks about how like we apparently have the memories from being a baby, but we. Doesn't surprise me.

just don't know how to access them. How lame is that? But I mean, they have to be in there, right? You're because you're you're raining for five. Yeah. So why wouldn't they be?

Keith (01:32:24.61)
He's like a perfect hard drive.

Keith (01:32:29.09)
But it's just, it's a weird story. hook up the, now this is the thing. They hook up these babies to these machines and it's a CNN story by the way. So it's obviously accurate. But they tested the baby's memories just on stuff that they had just, based on the activity of their brain, they could tell that the kids had remembered stuff and I don't know.

kind of convoluted, So. compelling. Yeah, it sounds compelling, right? Some of these stories I'll print up. I'll even highlight them, Brad, and I'll sit here in the moment. I'm just like.

Anyway!

Brad (01:33:08.046)
Fuck it.

Hahaha!

When you see me When you see when you see a story and I and I do this right here and I go to the next page and then I'm not reading it and I'm just kind of just and then and then the babies they show that they had a memory and then

way, what else we got in the stack? remember when I was kind of, I kind of remember when we lived in Lake Tahoe, which I used to call Lake Taco. mom, because I would apparently I was a climber, I was a runner. And so if you just put me in the playpen, would Alcatraz at MF for I'd be over the top and

So she used to put me on the floor and take the playpen upside down, plonk, plonk it over the top of me. So I couldn't, I

Keith (01:34:12.398)
couldn't get out. So it was like prison. Yeah, I think we've had

do that with Aslan. See? So, and I remember that and I remember preschool because I remember the rock wall being, you know, up to like nose level with me or whatever. I've got this image in my, in my brain.

Around the preschool and and walking there with my mom and the the brick and the rock wall being and I'm sure it's a you a little retaining wall that's like this tall yeah, so but I as a baby that would I Mean like laying there and you just pooped your diaper. It's like I remember feeling squinty. I don't I don't remember Remember that

I don't remember. Do you know there's some who was it that what's the black. Celebrity guy wonder no that said he remembers his remember that that was about a year or.

So,

Brad (01:35:15.83)
Yeah.

I kinda do. He's kinda out there with-

Keith (01:35:34.51)
Right. he was on a podcast.

Actor remembers

birth. Google that. Well, Ray. No, but here's Ray Bradbury says he remembered said he remembered his birth. says in his article called he remembered the terrific pain. Born. Wow. Ray Bradbury. Wow. Who knew? The adults who remember being born. There's a

Ray Bradbury?

Keith (01:35:56.937)
of being born.

Keith (01:36:10.062)
Who isn't he a wackadoodle do yeah, that's what I'm saying. thank you. Sue got theirs

Terrence Howard.

Brad (01:36:17.486)
I that.

Keith (01:36:22.136)
to

Ex- Es-com-ation-

Brad (01:36:40.686)
Was Terrence

Keith (01:36:44.728)
So Terrence Howard is apparently the one. Why don't you back off, woman?

Cage remembers his birth too.

Nicholas.

cage. I love nipples. So so I have this story since we're talking about brains and and memories and whatnot. I know you didn't have a chance to read this story and that sucks because I didn't light it apparently. Which one? The one about the brain activity. said are you don't please. Sure.

chance to highlight

Brad (01:37:12.27)
all

Please don't don't stress off. Do I look like I'm stressed.

I want some of that honey.

that you got peddling over there. I don't know what that is. am looking forward to it. It's my invitation.

gonna be awesome. Come on over. Hey, hey, no, I'm being I'm being very serious. I'm inviting myself right now. Okay, and I come over since tomorrow stream. huh. Is just you and me again. We want to worry about technical problems. I can I can I can have some of that honey during the show. Can I just come to your house tomorrow and do? Yeah.

Brad (01:37:41.518)
was like.

Brad (01:37:46.616)
Can I?

Brad (01:37:57.196)
the Friday live stream.

Brad (01:38:01.41)
could go drinking afterward? We don't have to go anywhere. We can just sit right here and just drink like monkeys.

And then we

Brad (01:38:14.168)
case.

Brad (01:38:32.046)
Time.

Keith (01:38:39.534)
I was sitting there minding my own business next thing I hear hey

Watch this, it's called The Stork.

Brad (01:38:48.071)
We will make well, we'll make it work

That sounded expensive. Okay, so, all right, then I'll see you tomorrow. Okay, so, and I swear, if you try the stork thing again.

of a bitch. It's hard to do with one of your feet hurts. I mean, it's totally worth it, but it's hard to do.

Okay, so I don't know there's a story about After all of your organs and stuff shut down your brain is still active and they think maybe that's your soul leaving your body good story, right moving on

the

Keith (01:39:41.486)
and he was gonna tell us- before you tell the story, before you tell the story, because I want you to tell the story. And this is gonna sound awkward, but this is actually a little bit to Brad's standards, okay? Hold on, hold on. I don't even know what the story is. I'm trying

Big couple.

Brad (01:39:53.44)
compliment breadsticks.

Keith (01:39:57.794)
This is why, ladies and gentlemen, that I love having Brad on. Because I have this story printed up for you that I went through, and then when I got to it, I was just like, you know, and then the brain activity and whatever. But see, Brad, he has so much knowledge in that cranium of his that he's now going to take that little nothing story. I'm totally setting him up to fail. I hope this is a great story, Brad.

having

Brad (01:40:13.55)
College.

Brad (01:40:25.23)
I have just-

just a thumbnail sketch of, they're thinking maybe one of the theories is that your soul leaving your body because it's like 15 minutes later, the brain's still active after everything else shuts down and what have you. And then Brad jumps in with the greatest story about ever. And he just wings it.

brain activity.

Brad (01:40:47.606)
Okay, now go ahead. No, just making shit up. there was, the, I can't remember the, the, the, the, all of the details, but it was, he was going to show, prove to his friend who was there at the execution that, you know, after you're beheaded, that your brain still does operate for like seven seconds. And in theory, well, part of the legend goes that he bled, he blinked his eyes out three or four times.

Other people say he didn't blink his eyes. Other people say if he did blink his eyes, it was just muscles twitching, you know, like the dead sitting up in the middle of the night. But there's a story over at discover a magazine, which, you know, all of those like scientific American, all the rest of you used to not just do politics, but actually did interesting stuff. Are humans still briefly conscious after decapitation? And they still do beheading in some parts of the world.

But once you're, mean, how weird, how, right. separate. there it is. onlookers later claim that the queen's lips moving was she trying to say something back in 1536, and Nolan was, execution. And can you imagine if they screwed it up? If they're like, I didn't hit you hard enough. Let me try that one more time.

How would we ever know?

Brad (01:42:11.816)
you know what's happened. But, I mean, just, think of some weird ways to kill each other. Do we not? But even if it does for seven seconds, what do you do with that information?

mean, alright. I mean, I'm not going to use the old quit while you're ahead gag because

there's no point in it. were you thinking for those seven seconds? Thinking... Oh shit!

That's gonna leave a mark.

that did hurt. I can't feel my legs. this back on. it's I mean, Because it doesn't it doesn't hurt. mean, well, say. Why for five minutes? It can't it can't possibly hurt when you get schwacked with a sword or with a guillotine, because instantly the your natural more. yeah, you tell yourself.

Keith (01:42:48.586)
Or my arm

Keith (01:42:57.64)
that I've

Keith (01:43:09.387)
Team kicks in, right?

Well, like when I cut myself on the table saw, at first it's like you feel, and then it doesn't hurt.

for a while. That's where you need a pain blocker, like after a surgery type thing, because it's traveling.

to brain, right? And you're just prepared. I'm waiting for it. But really traumatic injuries don't hurt for quite a while because your your brain cuts off the like, I guess it's a hormone or something it releases to keep the the pain from hitting you that hard. But if you're alive for seven seconds afterward. All right, so you're alive for seven seconds.

you're looking around going I can't tell you that night to say knee I like it what were you thinking for those seven seconds the title

Brad (01:43:56.704)
of your sex tape. know a turtle head will bite you after it's off. snap. A snake's head will do weird stuff. Friday show is bro Toby says should we warn Keith that Brad may try to do the Friday show and his birthday

Solar snake.

Brad (01:44:24.182)
I gotta be home for that. don't have a birth. Wait, you know. So that would be fascinating in the soul thing. Yeah, they did you ever watch evil?

shoot!

Stay Sued.

I think you do.

Brad (01:44:42.126)
I I watched Jeffy. Well, that's a different kind of evil. evil was on CBS and it went to Netflix for its last two seasons, I think. And they had an episode where they weighed the but there was an experiment and they weighed the body just before death. And then they weighed it just after death. Ultra sensitive, obviously, scale. But there were several grams. I don't know if it's it's probably rooted in truth somewhere.

I mean,

Brad (01:45:10.402)
But there were several grams lighter the body was after death. And I know it's a dramatic show and blah, blah, blah. is it possible that the soul has weight? Does electricity have weight?

Keith (01:45:28.302)
I don't know the answer to Yeah, I don't either. I just know that after next week's deep dive on April 3rd, you're going to wonder if A has a soul. Like right now it's easy just to sit here and go, not a chance. It's a computer program. OK.

Okay. Okay. How can it is it even possible for it to have a soul? mean, what?

Technically, you're gonna have to wait a week. Sorry.

Electricity doesn't have a significant weight. See, there's the key word. Doesn't have significant weight. The electrons that carry it do have mass and therefore contribute to the way the object they're in like a wire or battery. if the soul, which I tend to believe is the electrical, if you had to put a quantification on it, is the electrical charge that keeps us all moving. If it has weight,

then you should be able to weigh it.

Keith (01:46:29.92)
at the end,

and that be tricky. There's so many things we will never get the answers to. I'm having another hit of the honey. Jealous?

That kind of pisses me off, honestly.

I'm so I'm hitting the honey tomorrow. Should I?

I'll let her know.

Keith (01:46:49.912)
I want to say don't eat all that honey for tomorrow.

I'm gonna want some of that.

huh. Is that all you got over there?

What else you got under the remember never make your safe word is.

Is that

Brad (01:47:04.514)
Make you think, ow.

Hahaha!

that all you got? Is that all you got? I know I've told this story. I remember specifically sitting out on the back patio during a drinks with Keith one night. I don't know if I've ever told it here, but if you go back and there's H.B.O. I remember that show. OK, so so I didn't have H.B.O. as a kid, but apparently everybody else in my media class did.

Be over real sex.

Keith (01:47:40.142)
And they recognized our substitute teacher one time from the real sex. think real sex. Really? I don't. I've never seen it. I don't know. OK, it's one of the early things. Apparently like a dominatrix. Yeah, I don't know. I again, I have no idea. I just know his safe word was. And the reason I know that Brad is because this is media productions, OK, and cameras. How do I explain this?

I'm not sure.

Brad (01:47:50.808)
real sec.

Brad (01:48:05.059)
So there.

Keith (01:48:10.35)
There's the classroom and then on the other side of the wall, there's a doorway that leads to editing bays and you can transmit, know, whatever, I don't know how explain it. This is a main TV in the classroom and they put the camera on this poor guy who's just trying to be a substitute.

You.

Brad (01:48:21.026)
out

Brad (01:48:28.514)
teacher in between acting.

Keith (01:48:36.06)
And I didn't get it at the time. was explained to me.

shortly thereafter.

Brad (01:48:41.452)
word yellow in all caps.

but they flashed the.

Keith (01:48:46.574)
On the screen. So there's a few kids in the class. like yellow, yellow. Hello. What's happening? So if you somebody, somebody DM me please. Your research, go find HBO real sex. I don't know. One, two, three, something like that. I remember he had kind of like dirty blonde hair or something. I don't know. And the safe word's yellow.

while his mug was on it.

Brad (01:48:51.534)
We're just.

Brad (01:48:59.416)
Somebody do.

Brad (01:49:12.014)
If you

That's the guy, substitute teacher at Walton High School Media Productions back in 1992, three, four, somewhere in there.

Did find him? did not. was looking. OK. No, no, no, hang on, hang on. What? Sorry, hang on because.

Looking for something else, actually. OK. What?

Brad (01:49:40.174)
That's what hoping you would do.

my job for me.

He was a substitute teacher. Yeah, I'll never be able to find this. No, he was a substitute teacher for real sex. I don't even honestly understand the premise of that show. I don't know if it's sex. Is it honestly, is it a reality show?

So I don't know

Brad (01:50:03.886)
it scripted? What is it? I haven't seen it in a long time. Like since yesterday. He no, it's a it's stories about sex. Obviously, and.

Let's see. Don't worry about it. This is I'm I'm trying to Google real quick. This isn't an easy, know, quick little look, see and find it. This is I mean, this

old show and yeah it hasn't been on for 16 years it was on from 1990 to 2009

It only had 30.

How can that be one of the teachers of my kids high school made a porn movie? She was the guy's

Brad (01:50:48.6)
favorite teacher. She was gorgeous. She was the speech debate teacher. Really? Do we have to watch the episodes in order? they sequels of each other?

about real sex, right? I know. Sue hasn't posted the school or the town or anything.

That would be useful information for us, right? I mean you guys can watch the Sunday synopsis for tomorrow's show you guys what well You're not gonna watch what is soup?

What the hell, Suze? What now? Why don't you back off, woman?

Yeah, Wow, she's not gonna my high school my kids have this guy's favorite teacher Didn't everybody had a favorite teacher like that? I remember miss maven from junior high who that would be like 80

Keith (01:51:35.938)
Kinda right?

Keith (01:51:44.854)
And he ever said, think, boy, but she's hot.

He's a lot 80 year old now. But I mean the stories were like, you know, she ver and really in in Kevin. Yeah, Kevin swears he did. OK.

I don't think I had a

I don't think I had an attractive teacher since grade. How sad is that as a flag?

I sit here and reflect in my life.

Keith (01:52:19.072)
I'm sad now. feel like I feel like I was robbed, honestly. I'm not saying there weren't hot teachers. I'm saying that I didn't have any hot teachers.

since third grade. I can't remember smoking hot teacher.

I mean, Mr. Shamil was, you know, he was, he was a looker. Right. Right. I if he was alive now, he'd be about 170. But I can't think of anybody who smoke and smoke and hot. I did. I did want because I brought her up tomorrow on the Daily Mojo to be talking to Marissa Simonetti.

was just.

Brad (01:53:04.812)
who is the known as the tarantula tosser and that's her. That is her.

Mugshot right there. wait, let me look here. Hang on. The tarantula.

You're going to talk to her. Uh huh. She sent us an email and she's like, Hey, I'll, I want to be in your show. Cause I'm like, Oh, that's cool. I think guests invite themselves. I was like, if she hadn't been hot, I'm listening. We're listening. mean, okay. Let's you get an email from somebody and I just want to be on your show and you look them up and you're like, Ooh, it looks like they ran into a. And. Right.

That being what?

Keith (01:53:45.283)
Fence

And then are you like more or less likely to go, yeah, let's have it. You know what? They're, I, got nothing to talk about, at least you never do that. Do you? No, of course not. But if you, know, if you look at somebody, I don't know what she wants, but she's why not? So naturally she does have a fascinating backstory because she ran for,

They're ugly.

Keith (01:54:03.335)
So why

Keith (01:54:11.448)
Was it Senate?

wow. And she says she's got a congressional district. Gosh, it Minnesota? Yeah, Minnesota. And she's got some, I mean, if nothing else, it's an interesting story. Right? Yeah. And she does have an OnlyFans.

Bye.

Keith (01:54:39.404)
I'm just doing math in my head here thinking of Miss Watley and. Miss Watley.

Probably not hot anymore. Jody Wally.

What's your third grade? I don't think I ever knew her.

Lee was a singer so. my bad. Hey, that's cool though that you had somebody invite them.

Keith (01:55:04.588)
may or may not regret it. often has that happened? someone because I

I'm leading to a story here, but it requires me to check my email so I can't give

you a definitive answer on that. So I've had one. Okay, so if you're not familiar, youtube.com slash at the mic. There's a YouTube. Yeah, there's a section there that contains all of the interviews that I've done in the past with people with their life stories and Brad, mean, Brad wouldn't shut up. I mean, that was a

Two-parter if you'll recall. It's hard for you to close my mouth

Sometimes especially when you're doing the store, so So it was a two-parter. I think only had two guys that were two-parters that was you and Stuber gear and so that bitch over He just wanted to be like me if you want to go and check that out, but only one of one of those guests

Brad (01:55:50.478)
There's a playlist at YouTube.

Brad (01:56:01.9)
invited them.

I wasn't upset about it. Was it me? Did I? No. No. Because I didn't remember. That's a big.

And I'm not

Keith (01:56:13.804)
the being all you don't remember stuff and and and I won't say the name but I'll give the episode

I thought you meant between

me and and and no no no no no no no no of the hundred and twenty two life stories that i did

Only one of them came to me and it was through the company's public relations arm. And I thought, okay, that's cool.

Sometimes I well, you didn't have a lot of time for episode 121

Brad (01:56:43.746)
But anyway, what was that? What's that? You were saying something. I'm sorry. This kind of qualifies as somebody who invited themselves on the show because they were a troll in the Rumble chat room. And Trent, not Chris, was his name because we pretty sure it was a guy named Chris from Canada who like who has it's called not a show on YouTube. And anyway, he would like to call in places like Hannity. And then when he

We get on the air at Hannity, he'd ask questions and all of a sudden he'd say, you know, fuck. And you go, and you know, we don't really, you know, it's like, what are you going to do? Is he going to do cuss when he gets on the air on the daily? Okay. Is that all you got? Is that all you got? Bitch. Um, but, uh, we said, all right, call in. We opened up the phone line and he called him. It was like, won't, won't. Cause he tried to, you know, bait with, uh, uh, Trump stuff. And I'm like, oh, okay.

So it didn't work out and you know what? He's not been back in the chat room as a as a troll. Which is kind of sad because it's you know, it's kind of

to a bat around like cat toys. Right, right. So so Gabby did the LOL there. That reminds me, Gabby, I am so grateful for all the work that you're doing. She took the initiative herself to start. She should get it back at the Mike show. and she stays so like, I feel bad, Gabby.

Instagram page.

Keith (01:58:14.926)
Because you are constantly she's going through these life stories that I was just referencing and pulling out these highlights and turning them into these clips over at Instagram. So go to Instagram at the Mike show. Follow that like subscribe, whatever the hell it's called, you know, because where I. Gabby and Wes and all of these great people, Brad, who are such a big part of this man. And you just told me fat.

I didn't call you fat. feel like you did. said they're just such a big part. Now I heard was big. I am following.

you. Okay, well thank you. I'm not, I'm talking to every

in general. didn't say Brad. Who else is here? I don't see anybody else. Are you trying to pretend that we're talking to a bunch of people again?

That's just weird.

Keith (01:59:03.828)
before we go, I'm glad. initial scoop is dead. Kara makes a point. Elise Stefanik no longer going to be UN ambassador because the GOP House majority is such a thin margin. I mentioned this a few months ago that they were going to wait on her. Well, now I think they're waiting on what's going to happen with some upcoming special elections that could affect the balance of power in Congress. I posted a video from

that I'm glad.

Keith (01:59:33.344)
Owen Schreuer about how the Supreme Court election in Wisconsin coming up on Tuesday is incredibly important because it could end up with he explains how they could possibly redraw congressional districts and it could be a mess y'all so get out and vote and make sure that you vote correctly and if you're not going to vote correctly

then don't vote at all. Then your vote too. And it's gonna we make it easy to remember the number I blow chunks. Just text yes or no as your vote to I blow chunks and your vote. I got a question for you. Once in college but I

then text your

Keith (02:00:12.846)
it will be cast.

Keith (02:00:20.216)
strong.

the

Is that where you learned the story?

Brad (02:00:27.406)
not really no because no I mean even when I was growing up I mean we went to Dodger games but it's just

so slow. Not anymore.

Now they got a pitch clock, bro.

I'm trying to get you into it, you know? All right, talk to me. Talk to

Give me something. Give me getting excited. Well, let's go.

Brad (02:00:49.038)
to rangers game sometime. I've been to a rangers. they're in the air. Okay, we air conditioned place sensor and air conditioning. Yes. Wait a minute. Are we going to have to sit with the great unwashed or do we get it? Because you're taking me out. Do you know

condition place now.

Keith (02:01:05.794)
We only go into the suite. You're going to be sitting with the great unwashed. I don't have a connection anywhere. Honestly, a lot of people in media have like connections and places.

Like I

Brad (02:01:19.0)
talking to one of them. Do we have to touch any of the people that are out there? You know how many

The diseases those people carry.

Don't I'm not gonna ask.

for a friend. So I was just going to say is that the Atlanta Braves 2025 baseball season began exactly. was going to say is opening day and my Roku has been on pause because because I've

51 minutes ago.

Brad (02:01:50.862)
I have a commitment here. Why didn't you just have it on in the background?

Because I'm giving 110%. You may not be able to tell that I'm giving all my effort to this show. I couldn't.

But I, if I'm being honest. What do you think? he getting

His effort 110 %

They're not. Let me show you what's going on here. Remember I said I had internet difficulties? So that's...

Keith (02:02:25.774)
12 TV. There's that. That's the Braves game right now on Roku. As you can see, it's just.

I took a picture. No wonder I'm pixelated.

than jerky. Well, I can't help the jerky stuff. but the coup is not connected. So so I mean, I was committed to the audience and didn't want to be distracted. And that's what's happening anyway. So I got to go and figure out I got to wait.

Go figure out.

to get this internet to work, you know?

Keith (02:02:58.347)
Undo button?

What does that mean? I don't know. Kraw Fisk over in the YouTube chat says YouTube has an undo button now.

Will miracles never stop? Hey, you know, before we go, I got a question here. I got a question. What could I offer? And please, nobody panic. I'm not hinting at anything. A question. What?

Could I offer? You have soft?

And I can stand like a stork. No, what you know how they have the little on Twitter, you can

Brad (02:03:29.944)
start a subscription thing? Yeah.

Okay, I don't know how much I would charge and I don't know what I would offer because I'm gonna keep doing these live streams I'm not gonna keep people out of live streams

So I'm just like.

Well, for instance, I'm not doing nudes either, so don't even ask. You've already asked multiple times in texts that are screenshot and

case the police ever come calling. Well, like on Wednesday night, Wednesday evenings, I do a little thing now called the Wednesday watch party where the people who are insiders at the Daily Mojo, we get together and we just watch stuff that we find on on YouTube and you know, weird stuff. And so you could do that. And because people really just want to spend time with you. They want

Keith (02:04:18.956)
feel special. that's it. So I do every now and then I do a Wednesday night thing you think I should charge for that? I people in the chat right now would be pissed. Well, you know, the different

for your Wednesday night thing? yeah you have to be in a

You go to the daily mojo.com and then you click on one of the buttons That it's the button that you click on that shows you how to become

an insider hang like an if shows up on your screen

I'll put it on the TV here. It's weird that you'd say that. So if you go over to the dailymojo.com and then you click on insider club. Well, how much does that cost me? Well, you've got it's funny. You should mention that because you've got different levels where you can do a patriot five bucks a month or a rebel 10 or 25. If you're shitting money, you could do a hundred bucks a month. yeah, I like let's be honest.

Keith (02:05:01.931)
and then you click on

Brad (02:05:19.114)
And you get some, you get like a free month if you're, man. Wow! Look at

You got a couple of free months. That's right. So, yeah, here's what I was thinking. you know, I'm never going to and and II have to get this on the record here. So, you guys can remember this. I'll never charge for the Thursday, Friday thing. The deep dive or the Friday live stream but you know, maybe maybe maybe we do the charging on the Wednesday night. I don't know. I don't know.

But here's what I understand where you're coming from because it's tough to understand or it's tough to figure out.

what to charge for and what not to. But here's what I was thinking about charging for. But I don't know how to I'm not a good bookkeeper. So here's what I'm wondering. If I had a level of subscription, where I did like a, what do they call it? A cameo thing? Maybe you can get a cameo a month.

You know, for I thought about doing that too. And, not as a cameo, but just don't run it through cameo.

Keith (02:06:15.854)
because that way they don't get, you know, they don't yeah. No, no, no. I was using it kind

like in a generic like clean like straight. Yeah, but like straight to you. Yes, absolutely. You do the and then because

I think that would be. I didn't know you could do different levels of membership over.

at the Mojo.com and it just helps. keeps the channel going. It keeps the podcast going because you know, we, I, we do have some sponsors, well affiliates. don't, they don't pay us to be on the, on the program. Like, protect my mojo is, you know, you buy stuff from them. We get a little, we get

dot com.

Keith (02:06:53.784)
you know, like 5%.

the Daily Mojo.com. Sign up you could sign up yo yo you sign up for the insider club. Yes, it the Daily Mojo.com. But if you want to get the burner launcher you got to protect my mojo. Can I just

Check my mojo.com. Someone in there with this. One of the things that I hate about this, this program that I'm using is, is it just, makes you big. Like when I say I'll put that up there and then instead of just us back at the same size, it's like, look, Brad should be bigger.

Like what the hell? I really should be bigger. wait?

Why should I be there? I don't know. It's like I've got up there and then I have to manually clear and click this button. I mean, it's a first world problem.

Brad (02:07:38.542)
but it still pisses me off.

How many is that thing a month?

here's.

Is that the free version? Here's the thing Brad stags Most people most people and I mean this sincerely most people pay for months at a time But when you're a dumbass And you like to get stuff taken care of and off your mind you pay for a year

year at a time. you got stuck.

Keith (02:08:10.614)
into the year long. Okay. Sucked into it. I'm just a dumb ass. You don't have to suck me in. okay.

when you're a dumbass.

I'm just me.

Brad (02:08:25.614)
I'll be a good sock.

And thanks, Beaver. Thank you, Beaver, for the birthday shirt.

Because she said, are you going to do with the.

rest of your birthday day?

Brad (02:08:42.882)
they heard

They heard suck. am pissed off.

so right now of what I to be pissed off and pissed on. Let's see. The thing is somebody out there

going no it's not i just opened up my damn app to look up the ranger schedule because before we parted ways today you and i were gonna down a day we were gonna go to a ranger's afternoon game okay my ass opened up this app and it already showed me what the audrey's score was the game that i haven't gotten to the final score no they it's i mean they started an hour ago

myself now

Brad (02:09:18.382)
Well, then okay, they don't look just try to remember think about you say think

about baseball but that's when you do I mean it's a good game don't get me wrong I'm just pissed that I know right okay so so it can't be a Thursday

Friday afternoon. Well it could because you could just live stream the

You know, go into the game. we're doing a Friday live stream, but they don't play on Friday.

They play at night on Friday. Oh F them F them by the way if you want to send me an email. There's a new thing. It's Brad at the Daily Brad I'm keep I'm gonna I'm gonna do

Keith (02:09:44.59)
Well then.

Keith (02:09:50.67)
Mojo.com.

Keith (02:09:55.394)
You better at checking my email. Hey, and while I'm thinking about it, if you have any suggestions for like a subscription thing, you know, or something you'd like to see me do, send me a DM please at Keith Malin Echol.

Remember that's a DM not a B.

What some people might get confused and that would just.

not v-buff. We could do a June 19th deep dive from the range.

game but that that'd be kind of could you be like loud

Keith (02:10:24.398)
the A and B. Sit in the upper nosebleeds, right? And just do a deep dive on some baseball conspiracy or something. We can talk about a scandal. I'm just thinking outside.

the white side.

Brad (02:10:35.31)
I'm sorry.

Brad (02:10:40.014)
trying hard here. I know I get it. It's it's I get it. I understand it is not easy doing what we do. Damn it. Listen. It's so hard. Toby says let's face it everyone Brad can't do worse at checking his email.

It's not.

Brad (02:11:02.062)
I found it. I found our game. Shut up, Toby.

Okay.

Who made you the king of me? I found our game.

but it's on a Wednesday. We don't have to stay up past as long as I can get to bed by 7.30.

130 p

Brad (02:11:21.966)
August

And we're going to. it's Eric. You said August and I'm thinking Texas.

I mean, looks like a Home Depot grill from the outside, you know. When is it? August 6th.

But this, yeah, Wednesday, August 6th. You know what I'm just putting down? I'm just putting it on the calendar just so that when we get close to August 6th, we go.

Well, now what were we gonna do? Okay, write down Wednesday, September 10th. That's that those tickets will be easier. Maybe the Brewers 130.

Brad (02:11:57.506)
PM on that day. good. There's another thing I'll get to and when I do, we'll go.

What were we gonna do? On August 7th, we'll go, crap, we forgot August 6th. Right.

so got September wait you you want me to check my calendar I didn't save any what the hell do you

and my cat.

You think I'm Superman? no, because somebody is writing this down for

Brad (02:12:19.7)
and they're going to remind us. Right. Are you a woman too?

have a look.

Take off, woman!

Keith (02:12:33.39)
Seriously, that's like half our conversations.

We have something this weekend.

yes, remember your mom's blah, blah, blah, blah. And then Nana's got the blah, blah, blah. And then we got to meet at the blah, blah, blah for the blah.

blah

yet.

Brad (02:13:15.326)
And you know, if you're, you know, if you're like so super smoking hot, may, I may like give you, you know, my, my burner cell phone number.

the

Let's just face it.

I tell that to everyone.

make you feel special?

Brad (02:13:55.584)
living my life.

Ever. How do I soft hands?

Come on.

Soft hands. With my soft hands? Okay. All right, kids. So tomorrow, I'll be sitting in your lap.

this for the Friday.

Keith (02:14:14.946)
work. Please remain fully closed.

Why why you

got to be that way. we'll see you at 3pm Eastern on at the mic, whatever the hell, wherever you're watching now, that's where it'll be tomorrow. I think Brad should, I think, somehow, like streaming.

to somehow.

my eyebrows

Keith (02:14:47.682)
you know, you've it with these restrictions. Okay, I'm going to hang up now and and the next time next time you see me, Brad, I'll be knocking on your door.

tomorrow.

Keith (02:15:02.508)
Thanks for hanging out me, buddy. I'm screened. Send me your suggestions for what the hell I should make.

you pay for.

Alright, I'll talk to y'all later. See y'all at 3pm Eastern here on At the Mic, a Friday livestream. Man, I am so hot.

can't even think.