DIY Disasters, HOA Nightmares & The Art of Swearing

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (00:00.046)
click. Okay, you guys are all recording.

@KeithMalinak On X (00:00.27)
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Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (00:05.526)
Right, all right guys You guys all kept your heads on a swivel and I first I know the elephant in the room Why am I wearing this because it is happy hour? And it's Valentine's Day What's that only if the price is right?

@realBradStaggs (00:06.857)
Yay!

@KeithMalinak On X (00:08.75)
Yeah, it looks like we're live.

@realBradStaggs (00:18.57)
I just figured you were gay.

@KeithMalinak On X (00:24.078)
Ha

@realBradStaggs (00:24.394)
Look, I never do this, but 10 bucks.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (00:27.286)
No, I literally have a shirt that says $20 is $20.

@realBradStaggs (00:30.706)
It is. I agree.

@KeithMalinak On X (00:31.402)
I never do this, but... I don't know that I have, let's hear it.

@realBradStaggs (00:35.338)
Haven't you heard that Doc Thompson story from the beach?

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (00:40.518)
Oh, oh Victoria said that if I the $20 $20 she gets 60 % so You know, she's a real bollock

@KeithMalinak On X (00:48.151)
I just...

@realBradStaggs (00:50.646)
so, so he's, he's at the, this is, like 2018 it's before he died. and so he's at the beach with, the wife and kids and he walks into the, you know, those little, cinder block bathrooms that they have on the beach there. I think they smell good. George, George Michael loved those places, but, no judgment, I don't care. That's up to him anyway, but he goes in and there's a.

@KeithMalinak On X (00:50.648)
What is happening? All right, what's the Doc Thompson story?

You

@KeithMalinak On X (01:01.006)
I hate you.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:07.202)
Yeah! those are great places to hang out, let me tell ya. Yes, yes, yes. I heard that. Right.

@realBradStaggs (01:18.454)
He goes walks up to the trough and I guess he's, you know, doing his business and then this, he said the guy looked like he was like 70 and he walked in and he's, and we're going to call it, we're going to call it a milkshake, okay? Just because I'm drinking a milkshake. we're just going to call the act that he offered him a milkshake. And dude looks at him and goes, Hey, I'll give you, you know, I'm willing to give you a milkshake for 20 bucks.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (01:22.478)
All the trough days.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (01:42.136)
full of questions on that.

@realBradStaggs (01:49.217)
And Doc says, right, he's standing there. look at him and I say, thanks, man, I'm good, I'm good. And so the guy stands there for another second and he looks back up and he says, all right, I never do this, but 10 bucks. And Doc's like, nah, I'm good, thanks. Thanks for the discount. I'm still okay. Right.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (02:04.471)
Hahaha!

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (02:12.469)
Yeah, I appreciate that was that was so so my kind of story was where it all started was You guys ever watch the rest of development? Okay, so, know where they always make for a job and they said where's job and he's like, what is he following people to the cars again? So that that one little joke I was at the bar with my buddies and I said, know, where's Wes my best friend Matt just said is he following people to their cars again?

@realBradStaggs (02:22.368)
Yeah.

@KeithMalinak On X (02:22.381)
Mm-hmm.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (02:42.701)
And this was about 15, 20 years ago. then it just evolved into this $20 is $20. And of course, like Beerfest is Barry Badger and I have some things like that. one, yeah, so it's like move along. I got a mouth to feed. What can you do, man? Price is right. No, we're just getting started.

@realBradStaggs (02:43.014)
Ha

@KeithMalinak On X (02:58.99)
Okay, are we done? This is...

@realBradStaggs (03:01.846)
I don't know, you wanna talk about Ohio Ejaculations now?

@KeithMalinak On X (03:05.58)
Okay.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (03:05.717)
I want to talk about a Texas chili bowl. Okay, no, that's a, it's from South Park. All of we know it involves a phone, Tabasco sauce and the anus. I don't know what it is. I don't, I'm not saying what it is. No, you're not. This is your show. We're not going to hijack your show, don't

@KeithMalinak On X (03:15.49)
I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving with my bottle. Are you sure? But what is the story though that you're talking about, Brad? Because there's actually two stories. One is in Ohio and one is Mississippi. And they're both eerily similar. It's almost like it's coordinated. What's going on there?

@realBradStaggs (03:33.046)
It is weird, isn't it? Oh, did you want me to tell? Did you want me to?

@KeithMalinak On X (03:35.916)
No, I'm not telling it. And by the way, I can hear myself coming back for what it's worth. I don't know how somebody's ears cranked up. I'm definitely not. I don't know.

@realBradStaggs (03:41.482)
Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (03:43.884)
That's why said, am I too quiet?

@realBradStaggs (03:44.19)
It's not... It's not me.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (03:48.31)
It says Keith is naturally louder. I just don't want to overpower with this mic. That's the only thing.

@KeithMalinak On X (03:52.728)
You

@realBradStaggs (03:54.226)
I, we have that problem with Phil Bell on the Daily Mojo sometimes. The mic gets just totally overpowering. But it is, it's Ohio and.

They are trying and I guess, you I didn't realize the Mississippi thing until you said it, Keith. They want to find men up to almost $10,000 if men were, that sounds so nasty. Can we just not say ejaculation? Cause that just sounds gross. I mean, does, it's a, but

@KeithMalinak On X (04:21.71)
If they they if they spill their seed

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (04:29.038)
Did you say spill their seed?

@KeithMalinak On X (04:33.112)
Okay, I don't know. What is happening to the show? Why did I ask for this story? You know, look it up on your own. This story is ridiculous and it's clearly not serious by the

@realBradStaggs (04:38.29)
I don't, you did.

@realBradStaggs (04:46.344)
You have to, but you have, they have to prove apparently that you were trying to ejaculate without the intent of conceiving a baby. It would be a felony offense.

@KeithMalinak On X (04:49.587)
No, we're done. Okay.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (04:57.069)
Oh wow, then I think literally 95 % of the mails.

@KeithMalinak On X (04:59.82)
This might be the last at the mic ever. Yep. No, we're good. We're good. We're good.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (05:02.803)
No, he's using the proper nomenclature. It's not like he's saying very clinical.

@realBradStaggs (05:06.164)
I'm trying to be clinical. I didn't say anything about blowing a wad or anything like that. I kept it all nice and clean above board.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (05:12.791)
Just drop them loads, you know, just gotta, yeah. Gotta spray paint the wall. It's like spaghetti, just throw it against the wall, see what sticks. Okay, I'll say, okay, I'm finished, I'm finished. Okay. Hey, it's Friday.

@KeithMalinak On X (05:17.806)
Can you stop? Can you please stop? I mean, seriously, shut the hell up, please. Stop. Okay, so, okay.

@realBradStaggs (05:22.836)
Hey, Florida man in Alabama.

@realBradStaggs (05:27.881)
I know, I just...

@KeithMalinak On X (05:28.054)
I'm gonna go take a nap. I'm gonna take a camera so you can just watch me sleep, because that's what I need to be doing right now. Brad, thanks for jumping on here, man. Ian had to back out, and so good on him. Why am I hearing myself? Whose audio is so damn loud?

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (05:28.877)
Keith, we talked about deliverance yesterday.

@realBradStaggs (05:35.734)
Brad sounds okay. I just sound okay.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (05:49.069)
He told me I was too quiet.

@KeithMalinak On X (05:50.7)
I didn't say that you were too quiet. told yourself you were too quiet. Okay. wanna, I don't know, this is probably a bad place for this, but don't forget to like and subscribe.

@realBradStaggs (05:53.738)
Are you still hearing yourself?

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (05:54.795)
No, Linda told me I was a-

@realBradStaggs (06:05.919)
Even if you don't.

@KeithMalinak On X (06:07.118)
Even if you don't like just subscribe

@realBradStaggs (06:12.822)
Kara says, OMG, first milkshakes, now spaghetti. Look, I'm telling you, I went and I got a McDonald's milkshake because I had dental work done yesterday. Fine, you want me to pull my tooth out? He, I did, I got him, he gave me the root to bring home. Mm-hmm.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (06:13.485)
Oh my god, I can't

@KeithMalinak On X (06:23.52)
How you doing?

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (06:23.553)
yeah, how'd that go? Yes?

@KeithMalinak On X (06:33.666)
Hang on a second, hang on, hang on, hang on. I thought you got it fixed, hang on. I thought you got it fixed, how can it still come out?

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (06:35.585)
Wait, isn't it what it's-

@realBradStaggs (06:38.836)
I did. Well, they do these things now where

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (06:41.431)
to cap.

@KeithMalinak On X (06:44.502)
You don't have to do this.

But you did.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (06:48.853)
Yeah, there you go. Yeah. I was going to say once you once it's cold, cold is like the worst thing you do.

@realBradStaggs (06:49.14)
I

@realBradStaggs (06:54.644)
No, because there's no root in there anymore. There's no nerve. So they yanked the whole thing out. They yanked the root right on out. I feel great. Dr. Titansoar is incredible. Titansoar, that's the actual, yes, Dr. Titansoar is an incredible dentist. And which leads me to my big complaint today. Can I go ahead and bitch?

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (06:57.469)
you bypassed the system. Yeah.

@KeithMalinak On X (07:00.066)
Wow. You're feeling okay?

@KeithMalinak On X (07:07.374)
I'm sorry?

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (07:07.967)
His name is Titansaur. That's a actually really cool name.

@KeithMalinak On X (07:23.96)
Well, yeah, but before you do that, is the website, Wes, is it atthemikeshow.transistor.fm? Is that right? Atthemike.transistor.fm. If you...

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (07:24.094)
It's Friday.

@realBradStaggs (07:25.94)
Yes.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (07:34.061)
It's just at the mic. Yeah. just for people to realize transistor is the platform transistor. FM. So it's just for other people. I can I can make I can do a little lower.

@realBradStaggs (07:37.984)
Good grief, couldn't you get the long URL?

@KeithMalinak On X (07:42.486)
Right, right, right, I got it, I got it. But is there a graphic or something you could put up there? Atthemikeshow.transistor.fm. But what you do is if you scroll to the bottom of that, there's links to a dozen audio players because Hero West has been hard at work and he made this, he put, if you want to relive this, or if you just don't want to see us, this will be posted later on Spotify, iTunes, and again, just all sorts of different things.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (07:54.208)
Yeah.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (08:04.684)
Yeah.

@realBradStaggs (08:04.886)
I'm not.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (08:10.527)
Yeah, so if you do the forward slash subscribe, that's where you're going to find.

@KeithMalinak On X (08:14.764)
Okay, no, that's why I just left it at scroll down to the bottom. So sweet Lord make it simple. Okay. I like this. like this. Gabby, by the way, over on Instagram, the at the mic show Instagram page is she is so hard at work over there staying busy making reels just I'm so grateful for

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (08:18.509)
Okay, yeah, where it says listen to wherever. Okay.

@realBradStaggs (08:21.684)
I'm a hillbilly too.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (08:36.971)
Yeah. Thank you for that. That takes a lot of stress out. And we got to send her the from Riverside because it does the magic clips. It gave us like 12 clips from yesterday when we didn't have to do anything. So yeah. So we're not trying to take away your job, Gabby. Just try to make your job easier.

@KeithMalinak On X (08:48.684)
Wow. Wow.

No, no, you could actually help her maybe center this stuff. I don't know how that works. But and just so you all know, yesterday, the deep dive with Dr. Simon Goddick, he did the episode with us, who is Dr. Leanna Wynn, which she's very questionable her role during COVID and beyond.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (08:56.747)
Yeah.

@realBradStaggs (09:09.782)
We wouldn't call her a winner, would we?

@KeithMalinak On X (09:14.606)
you wouldn't do that. Looking ahead to next week we've got the Thursday deep dive that's going to focus on, it's going to be Daguerrebert, he did the CBDC show with us last summer and this one will be on 15 minute cities. So I'm looking forward to that. It's still a threat, we have not completely avoided that terrible future waiting for us.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (09:37.345)
Well, conspiracy aside, the tech itself is just kind of cool. You got to look at from that perspective.

@KeithMalinak On X (09:42.132)
No. No, no.

@realBradStaggs (09:43.892)
What, 15 minute cities you think that, well, hold on.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (09:46.495)
No, I'm just saying how the tech, how it's being used, different story. I'm just saying the tech is cool.

@KeithMalinak On X (09:50.904)
So looking ahead to next Friday, no idea what we'll do. Probably just...

@realBradStaggs (09:52.832)
What, Keith, you invite a communist? I mean, Wes, mean, what is, is he AI? That's not the real Wes, is it? It's not the, is it?

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (09:59.564)
I'm saying the tech is cool.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (10:05.503)
No, what I'm saying is like the tech that would be that we can do this is pretty cool. But what do governments like to use it for? Not so cool.

@KeithMalinak On X (10:14.486)
Okay, so cool. That'll be next week, Thursday at the mic. By the way, Ian, if he had been here, he was going to tell us he's been helping people in Los Angeles with the wildfires and the aftermath there. And he was, of course, involved with the pineapple express where when they were evacuating in Afghanistan and you showed up to the airport and you showed an American that was associated with

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (10:39.543)
Jonathan, is this better? Sorry, keep going, sorry.

@KeithMalinak On X (10:43.232)
with the with a picture of a pineapple that would be like a code and they would get you on a plane out of hell on earth in Afghanistan as the Taliban was taking over. So I'm hoping to have him on again soon because they are still trying to get good people out of that country and they are I don't know what we're looking at here. What do we got?

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (10:59.541)
And the.

@realBradStaggs (11:10.678)
Sorry, that was me. I didn't realize it was gonna do that right when I did it. I thought I could like park it over there because it was a La Jaina thing because you're talking about 15 minute cities.

@KeithMalinak On X (11:13.408)
Okay.

@KeithMalinak On X (11:17.538)
But... Yeah.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (11:18.551)
Well, was going say Keith from the Charleston standpoint, pineapples are actually signs of hospitality. was sailors who were illiterate. Yeah, sailors who were illiterate. Yeah, the pineapple. Yeah.

@KeithMalinak On X (11:25.302)
That's right. They got a big park there with the with the pineapple pineapple fountain there. Yeah. So with Ian, do want to get him on here at some point because Joe Biden, of course, really good at abandoning decent people, whether it's in Afghanistan or closer to home with North Carolina, Maui, like you just had up there in Los Angeles.

east palestine ohio checking in but there's still work to be done in afghanistan there's still people that have been on the run for three and a half years that are still trying to get out of there good people that we left behind and so anyway i i do want him to my gosh so so true okay so over at the daily mojo.com where brad hangs out every day what are you guys been doing over there lately

@realBradStaggs (12:08.682)
It's gonna take a long time to clean up all the messes.

long time.

@realBradStaggs (12:20.894)
We have been talking to a lot of the J6 freed hostages. Last week we talked with, no, it this week, we talked to Chris Worrell, who's one of the first guys that they went after. And just the way that these people were treated, Jessica Watkins, a transgender woman who was also

@KeithMalinak On X (12:27.756)
Mmm, hmm.

@realBradStaggs (12:49.302)
treated like absolute dog crap in in the DC gulag and Jake Barber. We've talked to him. We talked to Jeff McKellip. And next week we have Pete. don't even know what Pete slash name is. I just talked to him on the phone today, but we're going to spend an hour with him on the show on think on Wednesday. And I'm going put all these interviews together in one little playlist that people can watch because nobody has

@KeithMalinak On X (13:10.733)
Okay.

@realBradStaggs (13:19.362)
At least not to my knowledge. mean, there have been interviews here and there, but I'm just at some point just going to sit down with each one of them and let them ramble for a couple of hours each just to tell the story in whatever pace they want to tell it. So at least we have their stories as many as we can get on tape, proverbially speaking, so that this is.

@KeithMalinak On X (13:38.19)
That's a noble goal there.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (13:38.55)
Nice.

@realBradStaggs (13:41.428)
Not trying to be noble, just trying to do my job as a patriot for the United States of America.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (13:47.821)
Well, I salute, no I salute but I don't know, I'm a civilian so what do do? I don't know if that's a good thing.

@realBradStaggs (13:56.074)
You can salute if you want to. I don't think they shoot you anymore as a civilian. Because I'm one too and I... They don't, do they Keith?

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (13:59.288)
@KeithMalinak On X (14:01.774)
Ugh.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (14:04.779)
I don't know. I've had, okay, so when I lived in Hilton Head, Parris Island was right north of me, right there in Beaufort, right? know, Beaufort, right? Keefe, Beaufort, South Carolina. In between Charleston and Hilton Head on the way to Savannah. That's where Parris Island is.

@KeithMalinak On X (14:16.814)
Buford is north, yeah. so it's south. I'm mixing up, I haven't, yeah, sure, it's Buford.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (14:26.497)
If you go from Charleston South, like you're going to Savannah basically. Yeah. I've had the Paris islands guys when they would get done with their, with their, bootcamp, they were obviously and deservingly ready to drink. And I, think I was 19. Yes. I had a fake ID. I saluted. I wasn't trying to be an ass. I was just like, Hey, thank you. And, let's say that didn't go over so well.

@KeithMalinak On X (14:52.456)
well really interesting so let me ask real quick in the chat since i can still hear myself coming back house everybody's mike level i'm asking i'm asking the chat brad keith and west how how are we are we on the same level or what's somebody too loud this is low this is fun

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (15:02.423)
Yeah.

@realBradStaggs (15:08.872)
I guess Wes is low.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (15:08.897)
So what?

I'm low. I'm getting... That's bizarre because I'm peaking at like negative nine death. So I don't know.

@KeithMalinak On X (15:21.092)
happy Valentine's Day, boys. I hope you're spending it doing something really romantic and stuff.

@realBradStaggs (15:27.638)
Did you say doing someone really romantic? What did you say? I can't, I don't hear so well, I'm old. Something, okay, got it. What?

@KeithMalinak On X (15:29.752)
Didn't say that. Doing something. Doing something, Romeo. my.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (15:37.097)
Something romantic. Okay, we're low. I'm gonna see.

@KeithMalinak On X (15:39.288)
Brad and Wes are low.

@realBradStaggs (15:42.144)
See, I'm loud in my own ears and Keith is loud.

@KeithMalinak On X (15:43.01)
then don't touch anything. Wes, don't touch anything. Wes, don't touch anything. Brad, don't touch anything. I'm going to turn myself down. And then maybe that'll kill two birds with one stone. And then that will also stop the slapback, too. Let me try this. OK. All right. So there we go. Let's just see. Let's see what happens. So Brad wanted to rant about something today.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (15:46.957)
I'm just, okay.

@realBradStaggs (15:49.334)
You can't see my hands.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (16:00.481)
All right, so.

@realBradStaggs (16:01.312)
Who doesn't like a little flat back?

@realBradStaggs (16:05.982)
I did.

@KeithMalinak On X (16:09.838)
I you. I effing hate you.

@realBradStaggs (16:09.88)
did you want me to do it now? so anyway, I went to, I told you I went to the dentist yesterday and had the teeth angst and getting a new, I'm getting implants. I think they're C-cups. But so I, he called in, he called in the pain medication and it was at Costco. And so I went down there today and I go to the pharmacy.

@KeithMalinak On X (16:18.695)
Ha

@realBradStaggs (16:35.294)
And I know it's not the girl behind the desk at the pharmacy behind the counter. know it's not her. just has, she, you know, they birthday, and it was a hydrocodone and which is an opioid. And so she looks at, kind of looks at the screen and, know, they get it, take your ID and everything and looks at the screen. Hang on. And runs back and comes back out. goes,

I need to know what this is for.

because the doctor didn't put it down on the. And I had I had forgotten they did that last time, and it's not a Costco thing. It's not is it's a far. And by the way, I think the Costco pharmacies are CVS, but it that yeah, I'm pretty sure at least some of them are anyway. So I I thought about it for a minute and I remembered they did that last time. I had to do the same thing and.

@KeithMalinak On X (17:06.338)
Holy Nugna!

@KeithMalinak On X (17:18.816)
really?

@realBradStaggs (17:33.694)
I always think of the good lines afterward, but I said, it's for dental work. So you had a tooth or whatever, and I'm like, okay, we're gonna drill, no pun intended, we're gonna drill down that far. And I said, I could have said a broken arm. I I could, and I wanted, now that I think about it, I should have said transition surgery.

@KeithMalinak On X (17:48.991)
yeah.

@KeithMalinak On X (17:55.342)
It's been so painful down there

@realBradStaggs (17:57.174)
Well, and what are they going to say? They can't, uh-uh. And I even said, which doctor called it in? She's looking at it. said, right there. see it. I just, and I know again, it's not the individual, but that's a stupid rule. That is asinine. If you're gaming the system, you're going to lie.

@KeithMalinak On X (18:03.256)
You're right.

@KeithMalinak On X (18:20.237)
Yeah.

@KeithMalinak On X (18:25.12)
I she was doing you a favor because otherwise she would have had to, I think, I assume she would have had to call the dentist, wait for them to get back and say, here's why. Otherwise she just cut that corner and asked you, no?

@realBradStaggs (18:37.79)
No, no, no, no, no. mean, it's a, it's, well, if I get, apparently if the doctor doesn't put the reason and I'll let me admit that I don't know if that I'm assuming that is an F that'd be a D E A rule and not a Costco rule or CVS rule. I'm going to give them the benefit. I'm guessing it's a D E A rule.

@KeithMalinak On X (18:41.694)
they have to ask you?

@KeithMalinak On X (18:56.962)
Uh-huh.

@KeithMalinak On X (19:01.75)
Okay, I gotcha.

@realBradStaggs (19:05.046)
And she even said well, we're required to ask these questions, but it is just as an asinine It's stupid because if you it Honest people are gonna tell you the truth and the people who again are gaming the system or somehow came across it or were able to get the Prescription called in illegitimately are gonna lie anyway, so who gives a damn?

@KeithMalinak On X (19:10.016)
Okay, I got you now. I'm sorry.

@KeithMalinak On X (19:27.426)
Yeah, I'm with Cosmopolitan. That feels like a HIPAA violation. I don't know. Hold on. Look at... Hold on, I'm sorry. I got distracted. Look at this new reality from Kara. Starting Monday, one of our local radio stations is giving away eggs as contest prizes. It's actually a store gift card, but they're highlighting the cost of eggs now. Yeah. Okay. That's a very smart promotion. Wow. What? Look at this! $18 or $9? $10 for...

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (19:31.255)
Awesome.

@realBradStaggs (19:32.148)
I don't know that they are, they're not sharing the information with anybody.

@realBradStaggs (19:47.966)
It's actually a smart promotions director right there. Good for them.

@realBradStaggs (19:57.31)
What? By the way, that's only one of my bitches. Not that, I'm, and not her, but I've got another one. So, but we can save that one.

@KeithMalinak On X (19:57.524)
Stop it. Stop it.

@KeithMalinak On X (20:04.427)
Wait, wait, 18 for 12 dollars here. Yeah, you save it. We got lots of bitching to do.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (20:11.233)
Well, I mean, was gonna say, if you were a Parks and Rec fan, Ron Swanson would not be a happy guy right now. I can't admit, well, I how much was the carton of eggs? Was it three bucks, two bucks? Like a year ago.

@realBradStaggs (20:21.6)
lot.

@realBradStaggs (20:25.238)
Three, four bucks.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (20:26.602)
Okay, in the rad.

@KeithMalinak On X (20:27.948)
Who could have seen this coming with the killing of all the chickens?

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (20:31.117)
Wasn't that a bank? It almost like a bank heist.

@realBradStaggs (20:33.024)
Did they choke all those chickens?

@KeithMalinak On X (20:33.304)
Well, there were. Well, do you remember they remember they had the big fires everywhere and then they had the bird flu? I mean, this has been coming down the pike for a while.

@realBradStaggs (20:43.766)
18 count, I just pulled up Kroger's website, 18 count organic free range grade A, $11.99.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (20:52.961)
Well, it's going to be the biggest bummer is the bunch of vegan hippies are going to come out with like, like almost real eggs, like unbelievable eggs or whatever. I did not know that. I, well, I mean.

@realBradStaggs (21:01.866)
You know they already have baked eggs, right?

@KeithMalinak On X (21:03.704)
Yeah. What?

@realBradStaggs (21:05.312)
Yeah, they've had big eggs for about 40 years now. They could beat eggs.

@KeithMalinak On X (21:08.652)
Yeah, 30, 40 years, beat that cholesterol. You know, back when they tried to sell that lie to us.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (21:14.293)
Until I have a clogged artery, I'm just, yeah, just give me my steak, but no longer steak and eggs apparently.

@KeithMalinak On X (21:15.352)
Bradley.

@KeithMalinak On X (21:22.446)
You know what this is? This is what happens when I am left to my own device. This is Velcro. This used to be in a nice, perfect, rolled up thing because it was nice and rolled up and then I let it unravel and now it just, this is, it does, doesn't it?

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (21:33.111)
Why do you have so much Velcro?

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (21:40.11)
That looks like a VHS tape. Right. So Victoria's in the other room. She was giving me hell about this where she's never seen Beverly Hills cop. I'm like, have you not seen that? And she goes, well, I didn't have a VCR. You grew up rich. I'm like, wait, wait, wait. No. In the eighties and nineties, I was like, was it weird to, how is that like a rich kid thing to have a VCR all the way up to prior to DVD players and all that stuff?

@realBradStaggs (21:43.732)
I thought it was film.

@KeithMalinak On X (21:53.89)
Hmm.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (22:09.537)
Basically it was not like a staple of every house.

@KeithMalinak On X (22:12.43)
I remember when I used think that the VCRs were recording external audio and I thought you had to be really quiet in the room or else you'd show up on murder she wrote in the background. Are you going to take your clothes off for us, Brad? Because if so, I'm here for it. did they? Sorry, I must have missed that.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (22:20.169)
what?

@realBradStaggs (22:24.982)
No, somebody asked if I was wearing pants.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (22:32.941)
I mean you did it slow enough like you are getting paid for it

@realBradStaggs (22:38.39)
Look, 20 bucks is 20 bucks.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (22:40.589)
$20 is $20.

@KeithMalinak On X (22:41.742)
Sue? That's not funny, Sue. Suzan! Susan! I used to have a big problem, those that don't know. The vent in this room used to blow right into the microphone and nobody could hear it but me. And I get it, Sue, that's funny. Ha ha, you've been here for a while, I can tell. So anyway, yeah, what are, yeah, is this OnlyFans? Is that what we're doing here, Bradley?

@realBradStaggs (22:46.88)
What?

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (23:08.917)
I mean, more like only three fans, am I right? Sorry.

@realBradStaggs (23:09.364)
Depends how much we talking.

@KeithMalinak On X (23:12.898)
Look, I normally don't do this.

@realBradStaggs (23:15.19)
10 bucks.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (23:17.453)
It depends. I would say do we have to adjust for inflation and do I have to pay out somebody?

@KeithMalinak On X (23:21.441)
Alright.

@realBradStaggs (23:22.666)
What would you do at the Super Bowl halftime show in front of millions for $100,000?

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (23:28.939)
whatever you want.

@KeithMalinak On X (23:30.188)
What would I do?

@realBradStaggs (23:32.106)
Yeah. No, no, no. please.

@KeithMalinak On X (23:33.006)
Sing? What?

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (23:36.545)
Well, Linda would be twerking, apparently. Good job.

@KeithMalinak On X (23:40.162)
Okay, so what are we doing? What are we doing, Brad? What are you doing?

@realBradStaggs (23:43.097)
you don't want to go to, you don't want to play that game right now.

Nope. Nope. You don't want to play that one right now. We play it on the Daily Mojo on occasion and

@KeithMalinak On X (23:48.654)
I love it, I love it.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (23:53.73)
Okay, well we'll all do this. What would you think Jeffy would do?

We all know Jeffy and his ridiculous answers. You know better than I do, what would you think Jeffy would do for $100,000?

@realBradStaggs (24:03.414)
You'd have to Jeffy.

@realBradStaggs (24:07.83)
What are you intinuating, that we have some sort of a homosexual relationship?

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (24:11.021)
It's called a herosexual life partner

@KeithMalinak On X (24:13.804)
Me thinks you doth protest too much.

@realBradStaggs (24:15.626)
made a heterosexual live partner. I thought you said live partner. And I'm thinking, what, does somebody know about the dead ones? Because that's.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (24:17.377)
That was from James on the bob. goes, this is my heterosexual life partner.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (24:26.029)
That's another joke. He may have died a virgin, but wasn't buried as one.

@KeithMalinak On X (24:31.874)
So, anyway, Let's,

@realBradStaggs (24:32.704)
Wow.

@KeithMalinak On X (24:37.238)
I do have stuff- my gosh, hold on, I have to put this on the screen. Hang on. Furion Energy just tweeted this out, not that long ago today. Furion-

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (24:50.111)
hey, Furion. Yeah, you get some pretty good tweets, man. I gotta get... No, because I do... Okay, yeah, yeah.

@KeithMalinak On X (24:53.102)
here. Yeah, yeah. What? Just let's play this. Let's play this. Let's play this. All right. All right. Thank you. All right. So this lady is going to demonstrate how celebrities stub their toe.

@realBradStaggs (24:53.705)
Whoa!

@KeithMalinak On X (25:08.77)
Y'all can hear the audio, right? Okay, good.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (25:10.069)
Yes, that's actually pretty impressive.

@realBradStaggs (25:10.346)
Yeah.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (25:16.513)
Pretty good.

@realBradStaggs (25:21.462)
That's funny.

@KeithMalinak On X (25:22.606)
That's very funny.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (25:26.967)
Damn.

@realBradStaggs (25:27.222)
You

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (25:32.501)
I don't know who that is.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (25:37.823)
Why does she not have a contract?

@realBradStaggs (25:39.669)
Wow.

@KeithMalinak On X (25:39.874)
RIGHT!

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (25:41.741)
Damn. Bringing home with Adele.

@realBradStaggs (25:47.839)
Wow.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (25:48.747)
Now bring it home with Adele.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (25:57.972)
That was awesome.

@KeithMalinak On X (25:58.341)
Good stuff. Good stuff. Very talented. I don't know who that is, but very good. Very good.

@realBradStaggs (26:00.182)
That was good.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (26:03.307)
That was that. Kudos, kudos. But again, I'm to give her nine and half out of 10. No, Adele.

@realBradStaggs (26:06.358)
She's hot. She was hot.

@KeithMalinak On X (26:10.616)
So, before I forget, and I already have, there is no, I teased that there would be an audio version today, but then I realized just as I was about to go live with the audio stream, I realized no, because then nobody's gonna be able to hear y'all. You see what I'm saying?

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (26:23.773)
so I'm literally just starting Adobe audition right now and I will be recording the rest of the show.

@realBradStaggs (26:30.745)
no, he was, you're ex.

@KeithMalinak On X (26:31.886)
no i mean an audio stream so that people could could call in and join us but see they wouldn't be able to hear you know uh...

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (26:41.119)
I don't see what... Let me see what I can do. Sorry if I go silent.

@KeithMalinak On X (26:46.166)
You're going to have to trust me on this one, but you're welcome to tinker. I'd love that. okay. So, let's see here. What, can we get to here? I've got a story here. What'd you say? What would you please do? Please do. I'm having a tough time.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (26:50.285)
This is what I do.

@realBradStaggs (26:58.548)
Linda said, I was just reading through the column Linda says, those pants up. Okay. It does seem directed at me. I've always heard keep those tips up.

@KeithMalinak On X (27:04.28)
think that's a message direct to you.

@realBradStaggs (27:13.194)
When you're skiing, because if not, will snow, you'll snow plow right into the it hurts. Not that I've ever done that. You want, yes, it's best when the tips are pointed up just slightly. I mean, you don't want any sort of freakish way up in there because then you'll fall backwards.

@KeithMalinak On X (27:18.486)
You want your tips pointed up.

@KeithMalinak On X (27:29.918)
You know, can I just say, and I want to just throw this out there because if anybody's got suggestions, I would love it. So every winter I get chapped lips. OK, this winter is. I have never experienced anything like this, and I typically like the O'Keeffe's lip repair. Not a sponsor. Welcome to be, but maybe not after I tell you this. My lips are just they're burning now.

@realBradStaggs (27:34.838)
Toss it, toss it baby, toss it.

@KeithMalinak On X (27:59.724)
Like, I've never experienced anything like this. Please, do you have, don't you dare. I will, Brad stags. I, Brad. Anyway, please, so if you got a, so if you got a brand or something you trust, either DM me, put it in the comments, something, because this ain't doing the trick. My mouth this winter is just, help me.

@realBradStaggs (28:06.71)
I'm thinking of MASH. Margaret, kiss me with your hot lips.

I miss Matt.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (28:14.657)
So I know that pain.

@realBradStaggs (28:28.704)
Carmex in the jar, Piggy Doo says. Aquaphor.

@KeithMalinak On X (28:31.502)
You know what, I used to use that.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (28:31.745)
Yeah, you can use the intense stuff like Aquaphor, but Burt's is usually pretty good. Or the Blistex that comes out like a lotion. Yeah.

@realBradStaggs (28:39.05)
Don't use, don't use shoe glue.

@KeithMalinak On X (28:42.734)
Tell me about it, why not? And don't tell me what to do. Tell me, what happened?

@realBradStaggs (28:43.798)
Shoe glue, I discovered.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (28:46.379)
You're not my real dad.

@realBradStaggs (28:47.592)
I shoe glue because I was gluing in my after it broke it. I was gluing in the lower half of my tooth so that I could speak and make the F sound because I make that a lot. And so I was looking, you know, I thought, what can I glue it in there with? And the best one I can think of because I use shoe glue for a lot of different things because it dries clear. It dries pretty quickly. It's waterproof and all that. So I put it on there and I just pressed into place. But it.

@KeithMalinak On X (29:00.654)
You

@realBradStaggs (29:15.894)
It kind of tastes like chemical soup because it is chemical soup and it probably has lacquer thinner and 18 other cancer causing ingredients, but it works. But it tastes like crap. Right? I did love telling the dentist that when I got there. I told the girls at the front desk, I said, yeah, I've been gluing it in with shoe glue. You can't do that, you can't. I did. I'm gonna die of something if it's, how do you die?

@KeithMalinak On X (29:20.494)
Okay.

@KeithMalinak On X (29:26.894)
His stock up before RFK gets to work. Okay, so

@KeithMalinak On X (29:42.284)
I did. Right?

@realBradStaggs (29:45.258)
He ingested too much shoe glue, glued his innards together. So.

@KeithMalinak On X (29:50.35)
Hey, that would be how I would go, bro. It's gonna be something like that. It's gonna be something really weird like that. So you just said that you say the letter F quite a bit. I've talked about this X account before, at fact, and all they do is post facts. But apparently, and I don't know how they measured this, but saying the F word when you're in pain can boost pain tolerance by around 33%. And I'm here to tell you,

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (29:53.845)
Shoe glue?

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (30:18.487)
They proved it on Mythbusters.

@realBradStaggs (30:19.551)
It works.

@KeithMalinak On X (30:19.65)
that I have reduced my pain by 33 % on more than one occasion for sure. really? that was an episode? How cool is that? So.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (30:24.973)
They proved it on Mythbusters, man. Yeah, it's 100%. Yeah. Yep. So they stuck their arm in like a bucket of ice and they did a control, five of them, and they couldn't swear. And then they did it again where they could swear as much as they want. And I think the average was, I don't know, it was 33, but was at least like 20%. So it actually, I love Mythbusters.

@KeithMalinak On X (30:37.804)
HAHAHAHA

@KeithMalinak On X (30:46.638)
How do they measure the pain? I gotta see this episode. That's interesting. But do you know how do they measure it? yeah, okay.

@realBradStaggs (30:52.064)
My heart rate and.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (30:52.749)
So yeah, they did, I think they did, yeah, so they did like, yeah, the strain on your heart, your breathing and all that. you know, it's actually, yeah, I one, I love, yeah, like I said, Mythbusters was the S. I can't, have to watch my language, Keith, after last week.

@KeithMalinak On X (31:04.28)
So... So...

Yeah, that's good. That's good. Yeah. So here's another at fact for you. Tom and Jerry was a British slang term from the 1800s meaning to fight and cause trouble. And that doesn't that put the cartoon in a different perspective?

@realBradStaggs (31:12.052)
Mm-hmm.

@realBradStaggs (31:22.774)
That didn't surprise me. Was it? Yeah, did they have a fag in their mouth?

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (31:28.107)
Eh.

So, well, so Tom and Jerry was, say that again?

@realBradStaggs (31:33.344)
What?

Say what?

@KeithMalinak On X (31:36.034)
means to cause trouble and stuff. Fight and cause trouble.

@realBradStaggs (31:39.528)
After we Tom and Jerry, we went over and sucked on a couple fags.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (31:39.82)
Okay, so here's the one that makes you guys feel old, or makes me feel old too. Exactly, that's what I, I have a shirt that says that, that I got in Key West. I mean, I don't know why people thought. Okay, so this is the one that always hurts me to hear. So we all have seen Dazed and Confused, right? Brad, you've seen it, right? Dazed and Confused, Matthew Conahay's first film, back from 1993. Okay, so.

@KeithMalinak On X (31:45.742)
$20 is $20, Brad.

@realBradStaggs (32:05.28)
Think so? I think so.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (32:09.837)
The premise is, it was made in 1993, it's about high school 1976. All right, that's the basis of the movie. If that was today, that would be like, if somebody made that movie today, it would be like somebody making a high school movie about, if my math is right, 2005 or 2006. Like, can you imagine, doesn't that hurt? Just think about it, somebody was like, oh, we're gonna do a high school biopic of what year? 2005.

@realBradStaggs (32:30.731)
Yeah.

@realBradStaggs (32:39.094)
And you're right, because it falls apart. Because you think about the 70s and they have a very unique... But no, but that's not even that. The 70s have a unique personality. The 80s had a unique personality. It kind of started-ish in the 90s. Not really, sometimes. But you think about the odds. What personality, what defines that? Like the 70s, 80s, what are the odds? It's like...

@KeithMalinak On X (32:39.44)
Ha

@KeithMalinak On X (32:43.534)
I hate being old.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (32:46.795)
Yeah, it hits differently like, ugh.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (32:53.133)
because you guys were on drugs.

You

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (33:05.901)
Right, so like the early 2000s when I graduated high school was 04. I grew up in the jackass Blink-182 generation, so we were just idiots. So that's what we had. But then...

@realBradStaggs (33:16.17)
But that's not even across demographic lines. That's not, because in the 70s, again, you think of the hippies and you think of disco.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (33:20.385)
Seven.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (33:27.085)
You had Studio 54, the birth of punk, hip hop. had like the sexual revolution. Everything happened in the 70s and nobody knew how bad everything was for you. cocaine.

@realBradStaggs (33:33.15)
Right, but in the arts...

What, like what? What was bad for us?

in moderation.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (33:42.445)
I'm just saying, no, like what was it? Plato's retreat in New York, like the red light district of New York was not a safe place. mean, the amount of the heating.

@realBradStaggs (33:52.18)
The red light district in New Orleans still isn't a safe place.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (33:55.566)
New Orleans is not safe. No, but like if to watch something, it's called the coolest year in hell. 1977 New Yorkers you had, it was the blackouts that that's had the birth of hip hop. You had 1977, the Yankees. That was the Reggie Jackson home run. had studio 54 CBGBs all happening in one year. So highly recommend that.

@realBradStaggs (33:58.486)
There are a couple of streets. If you're packing.

@KeithMalinak On X (34:01.198)
but I can't.

@realBradStaggs (34:13.334)
Studio 54.

@realBradStaggs (34:20.562)
I remember back in the early mid 80s when they had just cleaned up Times Square. I went on a trip there with my girlfriend at the time and Times Square was neat and clean. had just taken out all the... You ever watch The Deuce? Is it called The Deuce?

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (34:46.112)
yeah, with Maggie Gyllenhaal, right?

@realBradStaggs (34:47.978)
Yeah, that is a fabulous show, but it's where the porn industry started in New York City along, was it 42nd, right? Yeah, because 42nd, yeah. And.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (34:59.275)
Yeah, yeah, Broadway.

@KeithMalinak On X (35:02.562)
Wait a minute, I used to work on 42nd Street. Like, for real. For real!

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (35:05.141)
as can you imagine just being the guy that had to, can you imagine being the guy that had to clean up the theaters? Like how'd you, okay.

@realBradStaggs (35:06.016)
Come and meet those dancing feet.

That explains it. Nope. Sure can.

@KeithMalinak On X (35:13.3)
Okay, so, all right. So, so check this out. If you had to guess kind of piggybacking your your whole high school theme, if you had to guess what decade the phenomenon that was spring break emerged, any guesses? 80s and 90s. Okay. All right, so that's where I would have landed as well. And that's where I would have gone.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (35:29.869)
90s. Yeah, late 80s, early 90s. Daytona, late 80s, early 90s. Spud McKenzie years.

@realBradStaggs (35:30.838)
80s.

@KeithMalinak On X (35:41.43)
and especially with MTV making Spring Break a really popular thing. Let's see, what years was that? Yeah, in the 90s, yeah. In fact, that was a series, right?

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (35:53.016)
yeah, because they had that one year where Blakely blew up the boat. I think there was at the kickstart. that was the summer. I'm sorry.

@KeithMalinak On X (35:58.253)
Okay, alright.

@realBradStaggs (36:01.11)
Queen B just said, my senior class motto was whiskey, sex, and LSD. We're the class of 73. That's good.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (36:08.363)
That's amazing. my God.

@KeithMalinak On X (36:11.096)
Hold on, I see that, there we go, hang on. So actually it apparently started in the 1930s.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (36:18.859)
well, on a technicality or... Would they go down to Miami?

@realBradStaggs (36:20.96)
Spring break?

@KeithMalinak On X (36:22.132)
As far as kids going, yeah, isn't that crazy?

@realBradStaggs (36:24.778)
Were they wearing like the wool bathing suits and stuff?

@KeithMalinak On X (36:28.224)
Yeah, maybe it doesn't count. Yeah, it's a little different back then. It kind of lands differently, doesn't it? Spring, spring, spring break. That has to have a new name now. In the 30s, it was more like,

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (36:32.171)
where they would have the guys like go measure girls bathing suits.

@realBradStaggs (36:35.83)
Hehehehehe

@realBradStaggs (36:40.874)
Come on, come on, put the good one, you got this, you got this. Come on, no pressure, it's gotta be catchy, it's gotta be witty, funny even. I mean, it could just be edgy, a little edgy. Come on, you got this, give it to us, give it to us. Ooh, that's a good point, that's good, Wes. Ankle, naked ankle week.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (36:52.555)
Let me see your ankles. That's edgy back then.

Yeah, a go.

@KeithMalinak On X (36:57.568)
Ankle week.

Okay, so anyway, they're saying that that spring break for the youth I guess is quickly becoming a thing of the past

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (37:09.845)
Yeah. It's, mean, cause what was it like you would go to Cancun or something like that and you just get wasted. And that was it.

@KeithMalinak On X (37:18.828)
Well, I guess the drinking age down there is 18 as opposed to the US, 21.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (37:21.736)
No, as long as you can see above the bar.

@realBradStaggs (37:24.384)
College swimmers traveled to Florida for training. That was spring break in the 1930s.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (37:30.695)
that makes sense. I can see that.

@realBradStaggs (37:31.53)
The swimming coach at Colgate University in New York brought his team to Fort Lauderdale for early training. The team liked the weather, obviously, the partying. Other college swim teams followed suit. Word spread about the fun. College students across country began to look forward to the break.

@KeithMalinak On X (37:37.557)
interesting.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (37:48.237)
I think when it really kind of kicked off is when you could still drive on the beach in Daytona. That was really the...

@KeithMalinak On X (37:54.736)
yeah, mean half of the Daytona 500 was on the beach.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (37:57.71)
Cause I was like, that's a good idea. Hey, wouldn't cars do well on sand?

@realBradStaggs (38:00.406)
That's a good idea. Let's give everybody a bunch of alcohol and then let the cars loose.

@KeithMalinak On X (38:01.582)
So

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (38:06.955)
Yeah, I see no downside.

@KeithMalinak On X (38:10.008)
So when is this asteroid supposed to hit?

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (38:13.239)
What was it Jeff said 2032

@realBradStaggs (38:15.446)
30, right? Is it 32?

@KeithMalinak On X (38:16.494)
2032 I think you're right. Yeah, so we got it's a size of a football field and It's apparently gonna if it hits us could pack the punch of a hundred nuclear bombs And now we're up to a two point three percent chance that this thing hits us coming up anybody concerned

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (38:34.561)
So well, 2.3 % chances like compared to what's the scale of what's what's considered 2.3. Like how many miles is that from the earth? You know what mean? They're like, it's got it's the, it's going to pass right by us. by how much? 200 million miles. OK, that's.

@KeithMalinak On X (38:57.176)
Well, it's in the margin of concern. so it's going to be interesting to see if that just kind of there needs to be here's what we need. We need an app or a website or something that we can check in on a regular basis to see what the percentage chance is and watch it go up or hopefully down. But I don't know, man. This one this one feels different.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (39:17.003)
I don't see, I mean, I would say, mean, what was it? Everybody was all having their doomsday prep from the mind calendar. You know, there's, yeah. I mean, I, I don't know, man. Like I'm really good at compartmentalizing. So I'll just forget about it until about, you know, five days before.

@KeithMalinak On X (39:25.678)
2012, yeah.

@KeithMalinak On X (39:36.59)
that's so did you want to rant again brad he had something else cuz anytime

@realBradStaggs (39:39.338)
You know, I found a hold on a second. I found a thingy do. I found the can you see it yet? That is the I that's what I was just trying to do. And it wouldn't because it's a PC. I hate PCs and but that's the swim team. That's the Colgate University swim team in 1938. Man was simple back then, wasn't it? It was simple. yes, the other way.

@KeithMalinak On X (39:47.8)
Can you make it bigger?

@KeithMalinak On X (39:54.403)
I see.

@KeithMalinak On X (40:03.306)
okay sure was

@realBradStaggs (40:10.282)
So we have a.

@KeithMalinak On X (40:14.222)
glad you didn't die, Danny sorry, stupid sorry, go ahead, cause anytime somebody can rant about the government, I love to hear it

@realBradStaggs (40:19.797)
Ahem.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (40:22.229)
Yeah, he's a caged animal.

@realBradStaggs (40:22.726)
It so we have a for the Daily Mojo. We have a it's a post office box, but it's at the UPS store and the UPS store is fabulous. And the guy that owned it, he's a small business and he has an amazing it's the one in Lewisville, Texas. He has an amazing staff. They're always friendly. They I mean, it's it's really incredible and their customer service is amazing. And I'm not kidding.

And so today I go in and they handed me this thing. It's new, new post office requirements. So now if you, and this is, guess, I don't think I'm assuming you have to do this when you go to the post office as well. Now, if you have a post office box, not only do you have to, uh, for every person that's on that box. So in our case, it'd be Beth, you know, and then, and Ron and myself and the daily mojo, et cetera, each of us.

not only a driver's license but a second form of ID like a passport or something like to rent a post office box. Why?

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (41:33.133)
So you just need a passport and the driver's license?

@KeithMalinak On X (41:35.296)
Is that a is that a Trump rule or is that a Biden era thing? Yeah.

@realBradStaggs (41:37.554)
No, has to be.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (41:41.131)
They implemented that rule in South Carolina back in the Bush years.

@realBradStaggs (41:45.814)
Well, and this has been, but they've updated it apparently and you have to do it, it has to be dated April 23 or later. So it's just, it's an update situation. But why do you have to have two forms of ID to get a post office box?

@KeithMalinak On X (41:46.798)
It feels like a 9-11 thing.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (42:06.719)
No, I agree.

@realBradStaggs (42:08.01)
That is asinine. You don't have to have...

@KeithMalinak On X (42:10.466)
Well, I mean, that pisses me off because...

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (42:12.011)
Yeah, because like, what if you never travel out of the country? You don't need a passport, right? How much time do they have they given you to do this?

@realBradStaggs (42:15.178)
Well, and let's see, you can.

a couple of months probably, but you, you, you can have a nexus card, a us permanent resident card, certificate of naturalization, us university ID card, access card, uniform service ID. and then the secondary, form of ID home or vehicle insurance policy vehicle registration card, current lease mortgage or deed of trust voter card.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (42:24.064)
Okay, because.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (42:48.141)
It's like getting out of a gym membership. My God.

@realBradStaggs (42:49.846)
What, mean why, why? What is the reasoning behind that? And by the way, I don't care, I just don't want to do it. So bite me. I hate the government.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (42:57.225)
Right. yeah, no, it's like why? then it's just who who scammed them so badly that they had to go to this this length?

@KeithMalinak On X (43:02.06)
Me too.

@realBradStaggs (43:06.006)
It's not that's just it it's not about them getting scammed it's them wanting every and they're bitching about Elon Musk having access to everybody's information

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (43:15.357)
I see he's had that forever.

@realBradStaggs (43:17.264)
And they're trying to suck every piece of information out of us. They possibly can. It's just, I get so.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (43:24.724)
yeah.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (43:28.321)
That's why you got to use DuckDuckGo as your search.

@KeithMalinak On X (43:30.798)
It took us, uh, it took us for... It... It, uh, it took us forever to get Blockbuster video cards when I was a kid, because my dad refused to hand over a social security number to a freaking company.

@realBradStaggs (43:31.744)
Duck Duck Go sucks as bad as the rest of them.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (43:33.845)
Yeah, but it's no data collection.

@realBradStaggs (43:44.278)
Why?

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (43:44.811)
Yeah, I get him go back to Parks and Rec. Ron, where do you live? Why?

@KeithMalinak On X (43:46.862)
Right, right, I'm with you, I'm with you. Okay, what else we got here? Orange juice, orange juice is about to disappear forever, just so you know.

@realBradStaggs (43:55.448)
the Mac?

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (43:59.826)
Well, I'm okay with it has pulp then good riddance I Might as well be a garbage fruit garbage juice for me. But why what are they say because of Florida? Climate or

@realBradStaggs (43:59.904)
Why?

@KeithMalinak On X (44:02.804)
hahahaha

@KeithMalinak On X (44:11.47)
based on the fact that there's been so many issues with diseases with trees. And let's see here. My gosh. So a carton. What's going to cost you more eggs or orange juice these days? But this just goes through and how it's just it's becoming more and more difficult to to grow oranges. And now it's becoming an international thing. And so Florida is no longer like

The hub for oranges.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (44:41.325)
So you know that there's going to be some black market of underground hydroponic systems You know that I mean just it's gonna happen. I'm just telling you there's gonna be some guys like yo I got that I got that Indian River quality for you. You know what I mean? Some some simply orange I'm saying it's not that I'm just saying there's gonna be just like prohibition. What's up?

@KeithMalinak On X (44:59.342)
I don't know what you mean. I don't.

@realBradStaggs (45:02.902)
Did you bring any for the rest of the class Wes? Did you bring any for the rest of the class?

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (45:08.078)
Exactly. like beer? Because that's not going anywhere.

@realBradStaggs (45:10.77)
Anything whatever you've got I want some because it sounds good

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (45:15.253)
I did take, well, can I say it?

@realBradStaggs (45:18.102)
As your attorney, I'm advising you against it. I'm advising you against it.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (45:20.013)
Just everybody in the chat, everybody in the chat, just search schedule35.co. That's all I'm gonna say, that's all I'm gonna say. Keith is like, Wes, you're never coming on again. You need to stay behind the scenes.

Look, he's trying to find his happy place.

@KeithMalinak On X (45:36.238)
So I want to discuss something. I want to rant for a second if I may. I'm coming out. Here I am. Sweet Lord. Okay. This story, I would love to see the video footage of this if it ever becomes available because it would be very entertaining, I'm sure. But a Virginia man was arrested after barging into a Bible study while drunk and accusing the group of running a human trafficking operation.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (45:40.331)
Yes, it's your turn.

@realBradStaggs (45:41.814)
Are you coming out?

@KeithMalinak On X (46:06.764)
Now this happened in Virginia. This guy forcefully entered a neighbor's Bible study, which I say is wrong. You shouldn't be doing that. all right, well, let me finish the story here. want you to follow along. the cops were summoned to the home after a caller reported people had double parked in the street. Okay. Now, again, barging into the home, wrong, getting drunk and then confronting your neighbors. Not a good plan, but the double parking on the street.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (46:13.887)
Especially with the word force of belief.

@KeithMalinak On X (46:36.556)
Whenever I used to get these stories and we'd talk about them on Pat, my day job, Pat Gray unleashed over on the blaze, I would always be like, all right, let the people have their Bible study. All right. That was before it happened to me. Okay. My street. There's a lovely couple. And I mean this sincerely. There's a lovely couple that have a Bible study. And when I'm coming home from work,

I know it's a Thursday based on how many cars are on the road in front of my house, in front of my mailbox. That doesn't happen anymore. Actually, I got that nipped in the bud. But it's just like, I can sympathize with people like this guy. Again, wrong to barge into his neighbor's house, wrong to get drunk and...

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (47:07.949)
episodes once a week.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (47:33.869)
Right.

@KeithMalinak On X (47:33.982)
and go after the neighbors. there's got to be a level of because you're actually at the end of it all, you're given Christianity a bad name. When when you're when you're treating your your neighbors like that, when you've got your blocking mailboxes and driveway hanging over in front of driveways and

@realBradStaggs (47:46.26)
Are ya?

@realBradStaggs (47:52.212)
Wait a second, hold on a minute. you're blocking mailboxes at night though. No, all right.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (47:53.794)
It's a he's taking Mel Gibson's church

@KeithMalinak On X (47:59.788)
No, no, no, no, no, no, on, time out, time out. This story was at night, yes. I am now discussing my situation. Okay. Middle of the day, Brad.

@realBradStaggs (48:07.491)
in the middle of the day? Yeah. Don't park in front of somebody's—whatever happened to common courtesy?

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (48:08.455)
Okay

@KeithMalinak On X (48:15.63)
But what pisses me off specifically right here is they have a wide and a long driveway that sits freaking empty, I presume because the people when they leave the Bible study don't want to have to wait the extra two minutes for the person in front of them to come out and move.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (48:35.649)
they're flexing. It's straight flex.

@realBradStaggs (48:35.83)
Now they're being polite they don't want to block his drive.

@KeithMalinak On X (48:40.61)
They don't wanna block on the drive- Listen to that! They wanna block mailboxes, they wanna block driveways, but they don't wanna block each other in that driveway. It pisses me off. Because if there are a dozen cars out there, at least six could fit on this driveway. it pisses me off, man.

@realBradStaggs (48:43.858)
huh. huh.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (48:52.055)
Well that's just inconvenient, duh.

@realBradStaggs (49:03.606)
Mm. Toby.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (49:04.491)
Yeah, well, the only thing is, and I completely agree, they have to be working with an HOA, because those guys are...

@KeithMalinak On X (49:12.895)
our HOA is so good too. Let me tell you what they do. Here's what they do. Bro, let me tell you. But, you know, back off. So let me tell you.

@realBradStaggs (49:16.242)
You have an HOA? Why did you move into a neighborhood with an HOA?

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (49:22.313)
Yeah, it's like having a government in the government like you live with narcs. Come on,

@realBradStaggs (49:24.928)
Wow.

@realBradStaggs (49:28.658)
Yeah, you do. by the way, said, don't tell Mr. Flinsbore that Keith even joked about coming out.

@KeithMalinak On X (49:30.37)
My edge choice.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (49:35.053)
Yeah, because you'll get fined for thinking bad thoughts about your HOA.

@KeithMalinak On X (49:38.606)
is happening. So I we have a great HOA brand. So what we do is we pay hundreds of dollars every year to do this HOA. They take the check. You follow me here. Then they put it in the bank and it sits there. And I have no idea what the purpose is of this HOA. I suggested when the market was down that they buy a house in the neighborhood that has a pool.

@realBradStaggs (49:43.829)
Mm-hmm.

@realBradStaggs (49:53.088)
Mm-hmm.

@KeithMalinak On X (50:07.254)
and turn it into a clubhouse. Nobody liked my suggestion, but no, it just sits in the damn bank and does nothing. Nothing, Bradley! Anyway, what?

@realBradStaggs (50:11.008)
That's a good idea.

@realBradStaggs (50:16.202)
Hey, did you piss off somebody named 9-11 Revisited?

@KeithMalinak On X (50:22.54)
What's this guy? wait, is this guy back? This guy! Okay, 9-11 revisited. Let... Hold on a second, let me see what he says here. So my question, founders of it, did you look... Okay. Let's see, guest is full of it. I don't... Is that... Are you referring to that or is there another one from him?

@realBradStaggs (50:26.262)
You got a good troll going on here. I'm into it. Let's rumble.

@realBradStaggs (50:36.582)
No, he's got, what are your thoughts in the nine 11 stuff I sent you after, after you had gauge on.

@KeithMalinak On X (50:41.394)
my gosh. Let me. All right. No, this is good. All right. Everybody just let me. Yeah, let me let me let me let me explain to you what not to do 101. So I had a guest on last week, Richard Gage on the Thursday deep dive. It was last week, right? It was last week. We did that. And and he was talking about the building collapse started with World Trade Center seven, and then the Twin Towers.

@realBradStaggs (50:46.408)
I'm down for a good fight right now. Let's do it.

@KeithMalinak On X (51:08.918)
So in the middle of that conversation, this individual, who I guess I'll just look up now and just find out what his name is, because obviously it's very important to me that I committed it to memory. But let's see here, what is his name?

@realBradStaggs (51:21.098)
Well.

Well, while you're looking at that, this, question, so Keith, my question found rings evidence. Did you look into it further than second question? Why have someone on that a previous guest proved to you that the, that the follow-up guest is full of it.

@KeithMalinak On X (51:28.352)
Okay, yeah, please read for me here. Yes.

@KeithMalinak On X (51:34.476)
Okay. Okay. No, this is good. No, this is good. This is good. This is good. So this is this is a guy named Norman and he's in South Africa. So Norman in the middle of my conversation last week decided to when I was talking with Richard Gage, decided to spam the chat with. OK, no. it's more than rude, Brad. This guy, Norman.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (51:46.153)
Nor-

@realBradStaggs (51:47.043)
No

@realBradStaggs (51:57.098)
See, that's rude. That's just being a dick.

@KeithMalinak On X (52:03.562)
You are such a bad representation for anybody on your side that agrees with any theory you have. The way that you spammed constantly during that conversation was so fucking rude, bro. And then for you to blow up my email with all this stuff and being just an asshole. Let me tell you something. You want to be a guest, you want to have somebody on it, do your own damn podcast. But for you to sit here and blow up in the middle of a conversation is

rude and uncalled for, you're a piece of crap for doing it. And so by the way, I have all sorts of people on here, and maybe I agree with them, and maybe I don't. had an episode with Foundering with his theory, and then six months later, I had Richard Gage on with his theory. I'm sorry if you aren't accepting of every little guest and everything that they say on my shows. So again, I say, go do your own thing. Leave me alone. Then for this,

to come over here on the FRIDAY THING?! Get out of my face, Wes! How do you get this guy to go away? Because I don't have time for this shit.

@realBradStaggs (53:07.049)
What was his theory? I wanna know what his theory was.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (53:08.188)
well.

@KeithMalinak On X (53:11.118)
You gotta go watch.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (53:12.473)
well, first of all, I tracked his IP address and then I would say things get a little bit morally gray over there. don't what you do is you just go, you get everybody on him, just like, dude, don't be a dick. And then just have just get my mentality and get him to get him to go off the chat.

@realBradStaggs (53:12.569)
okay.

We know where he lives now.

@KeithMalinak On X (53:18.542)
Yo, just get out of my life, bro.

@realBradStaggs (53:26.102)
Daily Mojo, same way, I do not mind trolls. mean, if they come in with a different viewpoint, it's like, don't be mean.

@KeithMalinak On X (53:31.262)
Mm-hmm. If he had said, like, if he had reached out to me, right, if he had just reached out instead of just, like, gone into spam mode and going after my guest like that in the middle of a conversation, why don't you wait until he's done, reach out to me, and then maybe I'll have you on, or maybe I'll have the exact guest that you want on. I just, and then for him to show up here, go away. All right. So, let's see.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (53:39.947)
Yeah, he came in hot.

@realBradStaggs (53:55.19)
Then then come say it to my face. So you have a podcast and you don't look into what guests shared with you.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (53:55.978)
Yeah. Well, as an Italian, I would just say I would just make a phone call.

@KeithMalinak On X (54:04.145)
my gosh, go away. Get out of here, dude. You just...

@realBradStaggs (54:07.238)
Then say it to my face. No, say it to his face. I'll do it.

@KeithMalinak On X (54:12.558)
I'm not, I'm so far behind on the comments here. Where am I here? Like literally, whatever you read to me, that's what I've seen.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (54:16.045)
I know, but people love the... People are very excited that you finally said, fuck.

@KeithMalinak On X (54:22.19)
Hold on a second. Then come say it to my face? So you have a podcast you don't look... Oh, you just read that Brad. Sorry. Sorry. Yeah. I love this. I don't either. Am I gonna go to South Africa to say it to your face? Okay. That's what he said to me. That's what he said to me.

@realBradStaggs (54:25.11)
I did. No, that's right. I don't even know what that means because

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (54:25.935)
I think they're like telling you.

Classic Brad.

@realBradStaggs (54:36.884)
Is that where he is? He's in South Africa? He's not in South Africa. Come on. That was fun.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (54:37.773)
that would actually probably be, that would probably be the most baller thing ever. Like, Hey, so and so.

@KeithMalinak On X (54:44.072)
That's what he says. Okay.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (54:47.371)
I mean, dude, if you should, if you showed up, you're like, Hey, did you say such a such about me? And then you just kicked their ass. That's pretty, you got ideas swirling now? I know I'm going from six to midnight.

@realBradStaggs (54:52.618)
That gave me goosebumps. Kind of turned me on a little bit, Keith.

@KeithMalinak On X (55:03.278)
There you go.

@realBradStaggs (55:03.574)
Hold on a second, I have to... I'll be right back. Tell anybody you got anywhere, I'll be right back.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (55:04.877)
More like 6 to 9.30, but.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (55:10.903)
Okay.

@KeithMalinak On X (55:11.232)
we're leaving. We won't be here when you get back. let's see here. I'm just looking here. I'm trying to...

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (55:14.795)
dude, that would be awesome. You know, we can...

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (55:19.691)
Yeah, we can hide his camera. Bye bye.

@KeithMalinak On X (55:22.04)
to

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (55:24.749)
I don't know, I don't know. It's a cool little spot.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (55:33.137)
yeah.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (55:37.473)
That's a thought, yeah.

@realBradStaggs (55:45.056)
I can.

@KeithMalinak On X (55:50.316)
The way you have doctored up the Daily Mojo logo, all of a sudden I am. Like, that's really good, that's well done. Well done. What do mean you're backwards? You look, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. Daily Mojo, all of that print is perfect. I'm sorry if you see it backwards. Interesting, okay.

@realBradStaggs (55:54.47)
Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (55:55.981)
You're scoring points, man. You're scoring points.

@realBradStaggs (55:58.198)
Just why am I backwards?

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (56:02.316)
If-

@realBradStaggs (56:07.4)
Okay, on this one, no, yeah, I see it backwards up here, but it's the right way down here. I don't understand. I don't understand how, how do movies work?

@KeithMalinak On X (56:12.951)
So.

I hear it here. Let's talk about daylight saving for a moment, shall we? Because you know, it's coming up again, March 9th. Gotta do the stupid clock. We're still doing this. We're still doing the stupid spring forward fallback stuff.

@realBradStaggs (56:22.976)
Good grief.

@realBradStaggs (56:27.766)
I will give them time to get to get rid of that because it has to go away.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (56:29.877)
It was just meant for energy saving, right?

@KeithMalinak On X (56:32.192)
It has to go away. But if the solution is just let the states decide. See, this is where I've got a constitutional crisis here. need help. Walk me through how to land on this. OK, if you allow the states to do it, then one state, let's just say Oklahoma, chooses we're going to go with, you know, the daylight saving and Texas says, no, we're going to go to standard time. Now it becomes a damn mess. And it's the problem with.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (56:57.773)
And then somebody goes.

@KeithMalinak On X (57:01.654)
we were trying to solve with with the federal edict

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (57:05.357)
I think it would be, was it, like pilots use the Zulu mountain time, like that's, they're called like METARs, that's how you read the weather. I think just to, yeah, it's called a METAR, so it will tell you how it's, it's kind of like, I would say like it's like a football play, so it means, everything will tell you about visibility, which way this, it's an acronym. It's, it's.

@realBradStaggs (57:16.574)
Retards read the weather.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (57:32.374)
My brother had to learn how to get his drum license for insurance reasons. He's a photographer and learning that. Just look at that. Me tires are cool. But anyway, if you were to try to tell somebody, like, what if I said, like, Keith, where you're at right now and you're like, yeah, I'll be, yeah, still like Dallas. And I'm like, you know what? feel like, I'm like, you know what? I feel like I'm in Beijing time. So that's just what. Yeah, dude, I'm not just doing one hour, man. If it states rights.

@KeithMalinak On X (57:41.858)
Yeah.

@realBradStaggs (57:46.144)
feel like he's trying to communicate.

@KeithMalinak On X (57:55.694)
Oh, wait, we're doing trans time now? It's whatever I feel like. I just feel like it's, you know what? You know what? Screw it. It's not 3.04. It is now 12.04, suckers. And if you don't acknowledge that where I am, it's 12.04, then that's disrespectful. You're not respecting my pronoun time.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (58:05.535)
Yeah. Yeah, then you can really pull up. You're like, bitch, I work at my own time.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (58:16.311)
That's a hate crime. That's just a hate crime. Yeah.

@realBradStaggs (58:20.648)
Arizona doesn't observe daylight state, but the Navajo nation in Arizona does.

@KeithMalinak On X (58:22.86)
Right.

@KeithMalinak On X (58:28.686)
See what I mean? See what I mean? We've got... So we need to... We need to... Hang on, hang on. We need to think this through. Okay? I get it. I get it that daylight saving time is stupid. Okay? We're there. It's outdated. Pick one, but are we...

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (58:29.077)
Is it? no, the Native Americans kind of, yeah, they're their own law.

@realBradStaggs (58:43.014)
One of them pick one, doesn't daylight saving time, doesn't that, doesn't it stay late, long light longer with daylight saving.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (58:49.547)
Well, the sun goes around the earth and twists at the exact same rate. It's that.

@realBradStaggs (58:54.9)
Right, no, but shifting the clock, is it lighter late at like at nine o'clock on daylight saving time, which I think it is. Pick that one, let's choose that one and keep it and forget about standard. Why?

@KeithMalinak On X (58:59.255)
And look at this!

@KeithMalinak On X (59:05.442)
And look at this.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (59:06.025)
Right, like summertime it doesn't get dark until...

@KeithMalinak On X (59:09.698)
Okay, but hold on, hold on. It's not that simple. Let's choose one and keep it. Who? The government? So we're okay with the federal government saying we're doing this. I'm asking. Because if you're a 10th Amendment purist, then you have to be like, nah, state by state. See what I mean?

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (59:21.825)
I would just say United Nations so we can all agree.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (59:29.754)
That's just too much because.

@KeithMalinak On X (59:30.51)
Am I making it complicated when it doesn't have to be? Because look at Toby's comment. Indiana said, county by county. And so you had, for the longest time, the northern edge and the southern edge of Indiana was a complete...

@realBradStaggs (59:33.449)
Ahem.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (59:42.785)
But what if you lived in one county, but your school was in the other? No, seriously, if you lived in one county and then school started at 7, but it's an hour.

@KeithMalinak On X (59:46.122)
Okay, I don't know bro, help me

@realBradStaggs (59:46.651)
NIST, which I don't necessarily trust NIST.

@realBradStaggs (59:53.75)
Yeah, but you've got to have a standardization just like we...

@KeithMalinak On X (59:57.592)
Hold on, hold on, this is important, I'm sorry. Linda, you're right, this clock is a minute behind. Go ahead, Brad.

@realBradStaggs (01:00:03.696)
you,

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (01:00:03.731)
well, before Brad goes in, I actually had to do my, as Bruno Mars says, my sexy bow out. Victoria is here. We gotta get going doing our Valentine's day thing. So.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:00:14.86)
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Tell us what you're doing. What are you doing, bro?

@realBradStaggs (01:00:15.766)
whoa, yes, yeah. And don't leave any details out.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (01:00:19.949)
Just whatever you think times that by 10, okay? Whatever you think times that by 10. No, I'm just kidding. No, she's here being awesome. I don't wanna make her also just sit here and listen to me. Hey, hey, Vic, Victoria and Brad and all people on the stream say bye and hi and.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:00:22.222)
Wait, what did he say? I missed what he said. just...

@realBradStaggs (01:00:27.53)
Whoa. Whoa.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:00:33.474)
Bye Victoria, have a good date or whatever you're doing.

@realBradStaggs (01:00:36.104)
You give her a hug for me and tell her I miss her.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:00:40.152)
you miss her. Bye. She's very sweet. I have messed up my clock.

@realBradStaggs (01:00:41.086)
I do, she's a sweet girl.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (01:00:43.138)
Brad says you're a sweet girl back off.

@realBradStaggs (01:00:47.924)
What a shocker, as you've messed up something with technology in it.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:00:51.022)
Look now it's the year 2005. We can still avoid Barack Obama y'all Bye Wes, I love you

@realBradStaggs (01:00:55.739)
The

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (01:00:57.247)
Yeah, but so before I go, the audio version will be up. Here's the lower third of it. I don't know why that font looks weird, but that's at the mic dot transistor dot FM. I'll try to have everything up tonight. I might be passed out because it's been a long day. So.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:01:04.884)
yeah, yeah.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:01:09.165)
Yeah.

@realBradStaggs (01:01:11.83)
It's so easy to remember.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:01:11.958)
And you it and don't don't forget you scroll down to the bottom at the whatever that was and then you'll find you'll find Spotify links and iTunes and

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (01:01:23.858)
Right, if you, here I can screen share this.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:01:27.616)
I swear I am not, I am gonna do this livestream today until I get this calendar and everything else fixed. Now it's a damn challenge. Okay. It's Wednesday, March 2nd, 2005, correct?

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (01:01:38.507)
Here, I want to show you.

Okay, so I'm going to share the screen, all right? Can you guys see that?

@KeithMalinak On X (01:01:45.902)
share the screen. Look at that. yeah, yeah, that's transistor. Wait, that's at themike.fm, wait, Niner. Okay, there it is.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (01:01:52.94)
Transistor.fm. Okay, so you have latest episodes, right? Now you can go up here, down here, or subscribe, all right? And then when you go there, it looks different on mobile, but these are all the platforms. Then you can...

@KeithMalinak On X (01:02:02.854)
huh. huh.

mobile.

@realBradStaggs (01:02:07.232)
What if I go over there?

@KeithMalinak On X (01:02:09.356)
No, don't do that! That's wrong, bro!

@realBradStaggs (01:02:12.246)
Is it rude?

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (01:02:13.257)
Yeah, so and I can change the color scheme, but you got pocket casts, which I've never heard of. There's a lot. There's a lot of them, but any platform that you choose, they're all there.

@realBradStaggs (01:02:23.018)
He's done a lot of pocket casting in the past.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:02:23.182)
Seriously,

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (01:02:25.997)
Yeah, it's more, we used to call it different back in my day. But yeah, so that's how you guys, that's how you guys get to it. Just wanted to show you, it's really simple. don't, obviously you can listen to it in the browser. That's cool too.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:02:29.198)
Okay, don't you have somewhere to be?

@KeithMalinak On X (01:02:38.264)
Someone remind me what year it is, please.

Wes @ThatGuyAtPGU (01:02:41.518)
Depends on how you perceive time.

@realBradStaggs (01:02:41.685)
right there.

There you go. There's your whole, there's time.gov. Bye, Wes. You guys have a good Valentine's Day.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:02:44.832)
Yeah

Bye, see ya.

Yeah.

@realBradStaggs (01:02:56.022)
Keep those naked pictures coming. There's a Lucian standard time.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:02:56.43)
Bye.

Yeah

@KeithMalinak On X (01:03:03.0)
That's Alaska, right? no!

@realBradStaggs (01:03:04.678)
No, it's a different one than there's Hawaii standard Aleutian standard.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:03:07.325)
wow! How cool is this?

You know, I'm at the point where in the age of Google, when I am communicating with someone in Arizona, I don't ask them, hey, what time is it there? And you know, just go to Google and look, because I can never remember, are they an hour or two hours? It just changes, you know.

@realBradStaggs (01:03:26.612)
You know there's no sin in just saying what time zone are you in?

@KeithMalinak On X (01:03:30.05)
No, because it doesn't apply to Arizona. I know my time zones. I love anywhere in that green is God's country. But now it's now it's Celsius in here. God, what have I done? Linda, I'm blaming Linda for my ineptitude.

@realBradStaggs (01:03:40.212)
The only way, the only...

It should be.

Someone dig up Jimmy Carter and slap him for not taking us to the metric system. We should have just gone with it in the 70s.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:03:55.438)
You know, I'm mixed on that and my American pride says stick with standard, but you're right. Zero makes more sense than 32. 212 instead of 100, stop it. Stupid.

@realBradStaggs (01:04:04.372)
Yes it does.

@realBradStaggs (01:04:08.264)
Yep. if we did, the only way to not have time zones is just to simply go by what is it? Greenwich Mean Time? And just everybody referred to Greenwich Mean Time, but then you'd have to do all your conversions. no, no, actually, no, you wouldn't. everybody wore a watch with Greenwich Mean Time on it, it would be the same number no matter where you are. Right. So, yeah, but.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:04:16.866)
Yeah.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:04:20.27)
I know, I know, I know!

@KeithMalinak On X (01:04:31.168)
It's 2038 now. What a great... No, no, like it's the year 2038. Wasn't that a great ride with Trump and Vance and... My goodness. but the... Wait, I don't know. I seriously... I'm gonna have to revisit this. All I wanted to do was advance this clock by one effing minute. Linda.

@realBradStaggs (01:04:39.25)
It was a great ride, yeah. the Democrats finally blew themselves up.

@realBradStaggs (01:04:53.11)
Why did why why did you even why?

@KeithMalinak On X (01:04:59.064)
I shouldn't have done it while I was trying to do this.

@realBradStaggs (01:05:00.606)
No, you shouldn't have. And you should just get an atomic clock that sets itself. Once you buy one of those, you'll want to replace every clock in your house with one. Because they pick up the signal from the atomic clock in Boulder, Colorado.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:05:09.358)
How do atomic clocks work?

@KeithMalinak On X (01:05:16.034)
They pick up a signal. So hang on. I'm being serious. I'm not playing dumb. What is... Okay, let's reverse engineer this. You can get the time zones off of there now, please. Yeah, I don't know. Isn't that yours? Okay. All right. So walk me through. How does an atomic clock work? Where in Boulder is it? Because if it's at the University of Colorado, I'm already pissed. Fort Collins. Okay, Colorado State.

@realBradStaggs (01:05:28.787)
can I? Let's see. Stop sharing. Yes. Here's mine.

@realBradStaggs (01:05:41.214)
I'm sorry, Fort Collins, is that, yeah.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:05:45.208)
Colorado State, okay, is it probably at the university? I don't know.

@realBradStaggs (01:05:47.926)
Broadcast from near Fort Collins, Colorado. And all it does is it broadcasts it on 60 kilohertz. That's AM, right?

@KeithMalinak On X (01:05:56.45)
What does it look like? Can you show me a picture or something? The atomic clock.

@realBradStaggs (01:05:59.059)
Of what?

@realBradStaggs (01:06:03.21)
I don't know that there's a big clock that's tick, tick. Let's see if we can see the, what does the atomic clock look? I think there's only one atomic clock.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:06:07.138)
will google it i want you to google it google what does the atomic clock looks like or the or and and and and for colins

@KeithMalinak On X (01:06:19.234)
That's what I'm saying, what does it look like? Who's on first?

@realBradStaggs (01:06:20.982)
wait a second. Hang on a minute. think there's a picture of it.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:06:24.502)
Is there...is... well then! I guess I'm not that stupid. I mean, I'm dumb, but not that dumb.

@realBradStaggs (01:06:28.074)
Well, no, well, I don't know if this, this might be it, hang on. We put this over here, stick this this way, put this up here. Doink, doink. Doesn't it really? All right, share screen. Make sure you don't share that tab. right.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:06:40.206)
Well, that sounds like a good Valentine's Day over there.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:06:49.422)
See? Boom! Look at that thing! That's awesome!

@realBradStaggs (01:06:55.158)
You know, so, uh, I guess that's the atomic clock. how do they work with an error of only one second in up to a hundred million years? Uh, atomic clocks among the most accurate timekeeping devices. have, they're designed to measure the precise length of a second. The base unit of modern timekeeping. A second is the time it takes cesium 132, a cesium 132, 133 atom.

in a precisely defined state to oscillate exactly 9,192,631,770 times.

That is the definition of a second.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:07:36.686)
See? Okay, hold on, hold on. Put a bookmark in there for just a second. Gabby, who is handling the At The Mic Show Instagram page, link to something. I missed the first comment from her. Link to something is saved as a highlight on the IG page. So let me know what that is in.

@realBradStaggs (01:07:57.014)
It's my feet pictures.

What? You don't like feet?

@KeithMalinak On X (01:08:04.098)
Gabby, let's get some pictures of Brad's feet. That would be a big draw to the IG page, am I right? How about we could do a story? Is that IG parlance? Look at that. I just feel hip saying IG instead of Instagram.

@realBradStaggs (01:08:09.76)
So we're.

@realBradStaggs (01:08:14.974)
You are pretty cool. K E W L.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:08:16.908)
Yeah. So hold on. How did they make this thing? This atomic?

@KeithMalinak On X (01:08:27.426)
I'm gonna keep asking you questions until I understand this thing.

@realBradStaggs (01:08:28.778)
I'm still working on a second being 9 billion, 192 million, 631 thousand, 770 oscillations of a cesium one 33 Adam.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:08:40.246)
Okay, all right, so let's just put the description of the atomic clock and how it's made on a shelf for a moment. I'm sorry, I'm very distracted right now. You know what's distracting me? It's the equivalent to a VCR blinking 12 o'clock. can't, look, now my wall clock calendar is just blinking the year 2030, March.

It's March 22nd, 2038 and it's 20 degrees Celsius in this room and I don't know how to make it stop. Please make it stop. You know what we're gonna do?

@realBradStaggs (01:09:17.078)
Why don't you just start living your life in 2038? Just roll with it. I mean, just embrace the future.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:09:24.512)
I'm 62. no, I'm still 61. Because it's March 22nd. See, it's before my birthday.

@realBradStaggs (01:09:33.738)
Wait a minute, you're gonna be 61 in what year?

@KeithMalinak On X (01:09:37.486)
That was quick math. See, Keith math, sometimes it's right. I have no idea. that right? I was born in 1976. So 38 plus 24. Right? So I'll be 62. I'll turn 62 in the year 20. 38. Right?

@realBradStaggs (01:09:53.066)
Good grief, because I'm going to be 61 in a month.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:09:57.208)
Well, see, but we're going to be the same age because I'm in 2038. I hate it, man. It's going to make me sad. Don't make me depressed.

@realBradStaggs (01:09:59.702)
How does that happen?

@realBradStaggs (01:10:04.214)
How does it go back quickly?

@realBradStaggs (01:10:09.558)
I mean it just, totally, it really it does, it makes me, it upsets me greatly that it's going by that quickly.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:10:09.582)
Help me, help me. You're gonna make me sad on a Friday.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:10:18.092)
Mm-hmm. I don't like age. don't like death. just don't like any of it. So

@realBradStaggs (01:10:24.522)
Death is starting to sound like a welcome respite though. What is it gonna be? I hear it's quieter? Why?

@KeithMalinak On X (01:10:27.296)
No, hey now easy Please don't You're gonna make me sad. I don't want to lose you. I already lost doc bro. Don't be doing this. Don't be talking like that Let's just sweep it under the rug and pretend it didn't happen

@realBradStaggs (01:10:38.89)
Well, it's going to eventually happen. One day you're going to wake up and go, he was doing what when he got hit by the ostrich?

@KeithMalinak On X (01:10:46.398)
hahahahah

@realBradStaggs (01:10:50.006)
And how was the rhinoceros involved in this? mean

@KeithMalinak On X (01:10:55.16)
See now hold on a second, one of my favorite bands of all time is NXS.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:11:03.918)
Poor Michael Hutchins.

@realBradStaggs (01:11:06.55)
He's not dead, is he?

Well, I had this big argument with my friend Dave Jagare over who was dead and who wasn't, I thought he would... Michael Hutchins isn't...

@KeithMalinak On X (01:11:20.462)
team ninety seven ish

@realBradStaggs (01:11:24.566)
okay. Okay, you know, you're right in 1997. Who was I thinking was...

@KeithMalinak On X (01:11:26.936)
was the fall. I know it was the fall. No.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:11:33.378)
What day? Hold on a second.

@realBradStaggs (01:11:33.854)
I think I'm in the Matrix, because this is all very confusing to me. I thought he was.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:11:36.786)
This is the Mandela effect, right? Hold on, hold on, hold on. What day did he die? Michael Hutchins. Yeah, tell me, yeah. Okay, November 22nd, 1997. Hang on, hang on. I can tell you exactly what I was doing. Hang on.

@realBradStaggs (01:11:39.71)
It is because

@realBradStaggs (01:11:44.694)
You want me to tell you? Because I can tell you. 22nd of November.

@realBradStaggs (01:11:59.19)
I won't go anywhere, promise. I won't, I'm gonna be right here.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:12:00.13)
Don't go anywhere. Hang on! Stop rushing me! Yes, Totally got that memory wrong. Never mind. How's it going? Let me just see what the basketball team was doing. Hang on.

@realBradStaggs (01:12:08.65)
What?

Okay. All right. While you're doing that, he died from suicide, Kara says. Did he?

@KeithMalinak On X (01:12:18.574)
Sure he did. here we go. Here's what was happening. Here's what I was doing. On November 22nd, 1997, the Nebraska Cornhuskers were playing the New Orleans, whatever their nickname is, basketball team. Cause I announced that basketball game on our campus radio station, Nebraska. Because I remember when I went into the newsroom to get the remote broadcasting equipment,

That's that was the breaking news on the Associated Press wire that Michael Hutchins had been found dead. I don't know that he killed himself. I believe he

@realBradStaggs (01:12:55.2)
Well, Kara says he hanged himself in his hotel room.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:12:59.404)
Yep, you might want to do a little bit more digging. He went out with a smile on his face.

@realBradStaggs (01:13:02.88)
David, are we talking the old autoerotic asphyxiation aspect of things? Like David Carradine and Fox Mulder?

@KeithMalinak On X (01:13:09.87)
Apparently.

Apparently.

Apparently. Anyway, I'm sad now. Let's talk about something else.

@realBradStaggs (01:13:16.79)
Huh, and I beat you all, I'm already 62. Sue, you don't look 62, you look fabulous. Not that 62 doesn't look fabulous, obviously it does.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:13:27.566)
all look at this fs you baseball kicks off and forty minutes it is baseball is quickly approaching all i've got a question for you speaking of sports and all this good stuff everyone's got an opinion on this don't roll your eyes if you don't like sports this is this is a conversation we need to have as a nation okay

@realBradStaggs (01:13:38.355)
Mm.

@realBradStaggs (01:13:48.126)
I hate basketball.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:13:51.414)
I break something every time I play basketball, so I'm with you.

@realBradStaggs (01:13:53.608)
I just, suck at it. can't hit the broadside of a barn and

@KeithMalinak On X (01:13:56.886)
I played intramural basketball for three years out of my four years in college. The reason I didn't play my fourth year is because I realized I am so bad at this. Why am I even going out there? So.

@realBradStaggs (01:14:08.372)
And I don't like the smell of a basketball court. And you know what I'm talking about.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:14:12.283)
Really?

but I don't.

@realBradStaggs (01:14:16.65)
You don't, come on. You walk into a basketball court gymnasium and there is a smell and it just, I can't even really tell you what it is other than it smells like a basketball court. It's probably a combination of the urethane on the floor and the, the ball's made of rubber and the plastic seats.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:14:34.626)
The rubber ball and the, is it just because air isn't moving in there?

@realBradStaggs (01:14:38.262)
I don't know. And it's probably just because, you know, when I was in like grade school and I couldn't play and people would laugh. Yeah, yeah. And so, and then, and it probably just brings back those memories that no amount of therapy can ever get rid of.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:14:45.397)
you got your ass kicked in the gym, didn't you? Shoot.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:14:57.478)
Well, I just hate basketball because I suck at it and I break stuff whenever I play it and so and over my three years I Scored four points. I was one for two from the free throw line and I hit a half-quarter In a game we were losing by about 20 points. I hit a half court buzzer beater That that made no dent in the in the outcome of that game. That was all I suck at basketball my shooting motion sucks everything

@realBradStaggs (01:15:24.798)
Yeah, I cannot, I cannot, I just can't do it.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:15:30.126)
So is it a fact that it's not 2038 right now?

@realBradStaggs (01:15:34.622)
It would be hard to prove that it's not, but I'm pretty sure it's not. If you get right down to it, how do you prove, how do you prove that we've been to the moon?

@KeithMalinak On X (01:15:39.351)
Okay.

Right,

@realBradStaggs (01:15:49.172)
Don't.

Ha

I'm just saying.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:15:55.072)
My country... Right or wrong.

@realBradStaggs (01:16:02.026)
I'd say it.

I just, you know, I don't know. Yes.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:16:06.584)
Brad, I wanna run something by you and the audience and I wish I could do a frickin' poll on this, okay? So here's my question. Should the day after the Super Bowl be a national holiday?

@KeithMalinak On X (01:16:22.542)
15 % of workers reportedly miss the next day, the Monday after the Super Bowl.

@realBradStaggs (01:16:29.202)
I filled in on BAP on Monday, the day after the Super Bowl, because the guy who is normally here, Casey, he took the day off. He said, I'm taking the day off after the Super I'm not going to call in sick. I'm just taking the day off. And so I, you know, I made some money because it wasn't a national holiday. So I'm going to vote no on the national holiday. No.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:16:37.838)
@KeithMalinak On X (01:16:46.67)
Ha

@KeithMalinak On X (01:16:50.826)
No, it should not be a national holiday. real quick, radio is not only a small world, it's an incestuous world. You remember how last week we discovered that Richard Bachschmidt, my former boss who hired me in Charleston, South Carolina, was also basically best friends with Wes. And we never knew until last week that Wes and I were connected like that. Well, I've worked with Casey Bartholomew in that same Charleston radio station. Isn't that crazy?

@realBradStaggs (01:17:16.734)
It is crazy. It is a small world. Incestuous, full of disease, death, and destruction.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:17:18.766)
It's a small, small world. Like, I worked in the mornings and he worked in the afternoons.

@realBradStaggs (01:17:27.222)
Time doesn't exist, clocks do.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:17:28.534)
I just sent you a code. I just sent you a code, Brad.

@realBradStaggs (01:17:32.362)
You did. I like that.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:17:38.496)
Nervous laughs, man. There's something else, aren't they? Okay, so,

@KeithMalinak On X (01:17:46.318)
There it is, he got it now. See, I like it. I like sending you signals between the lines. Okay, so listen, the NFL is strongly considering.

@realBradStaggs (01:17:47.584)
Yep, I sure did. Yep, you did, you're right. Yes, you did.

You

the NFL.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:18:01.396)
even had this much. So okay, the NFL is strongly considering going from a 17 game schedule to an 18 game schedule, but with that would come an extra bye week. So the NFL is strongly considering moving their season up a week to the Labor Day weekend and back a week to where the Super Bowl every year would be the day before Presidents Day.

@realBradStaggs (01:18:08.235)
have.

@realBradStaggs (01:18:19.222)
Mm-hmm.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:18:28.382)
making the day after the Super Bowl a de facto holiday because we all love honoring our presidents on that Monday. Yeah, I'm working Monday. How about you, bro?

@realBradStaggs (01:18:36.384)
with a sail on mattresses.

Yeah, I see. I'm still mad that they took away Lincoln's birthday, Washington's birthday.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:18:46.262)
Yeah, Lincoln and Washington, yeah. I'm not mad they took away Lincoln, but I don't know how much time we want to spend on this today on Lincoln and me. We got issues here and I. But Washington, yeah. A bit. A bit. And I can't wait to do an at the like Thursday deep dive on that topic soon enough. That's the plan. I've been trying to do it.

@realBradStaggs (01:18:57.748)
He was a bit of a tyrant, wasn't he?

@realBradStaggs (01:19:09.782)
Do the ends justify the means? I mean, that's the big question.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:19:12.94)
You got to decide. That's what Americans have to decide. Did the kind of government you got, the kind of federal government you got after the Civil War, was it worth it to have Abraham Lincoln at the helm? I feel there are other ways we could have gone about saving the Union and freeing the slaves without Lincoln. But that, again, is going to be another topic. And I'm sure there will be somebody that this 9-11 guy will have on the other side of the aisle. And so he can chime in during that conversation.

@realBradStaggs (01:19:42.996)
Night two say, Is Keith, the guy who took off like six weeks at the end of the year, advocating for more time off?

@KeithMalinak On X (01:19:51.692)
No, no, I'm neutral on the whole national holiday thing, because I'm going to go to work on that Monday after the Super Bowl, regardless. And I'm the guy who has to get his ass up early on that Monday morning. But no, I'm not even going to take President's Day off. Come on, I'm not. That feels very monarchial. Is that a word? Ask Flensborg. He knows all the king words. Monarchial.

@realBradStaggs (01:20:13.11)
It's funny because Phil Bell tried to say that same word, I'm pretty sure this morning. I know, that's the second time today I've heard two people butcher the word, monarchial.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:20:19.01)
What?

@KeithMalinak On X (01:20:28.45)
That's funny, born genus, that's why I put that up there, because that was such a funny comment.

@realBradStaggs (01:20:31.68)
Can we not call her Born Genius? Because it's not Jenis, she's got the I-U-S at the end. So it's Born Jenny Us or it's Born Genius. I'm sure it is, which is a very nice name, but that looks like Born Genius.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:20:33.965)
Yeah, let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that

@KeithMalinak On X (01:20:41.762)
Maybe her name is Jenny. that's our topic.

But yes, I had a relationship with Abraham Lincoln. Didn't you hear the latest revisionist history on him?

@realBradStaggs (01:20:53.258)
You had a relationship with him? I'm didn't. I was focusing on her name and not on the content of her note. I like to objectify attractive people.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:20:55.054)
Well that's what she's saying. How old is Keith? Did he have a relationship? You didn't.

Yeah. Eyes up here. Okay. What was I looking up? What is it that you just, monarchial. That has to be a word, right? Monarchial. Okay, yeah. I've never used that word. I just, I just got lucky.

@realBradStaggs (01:21:13.704)
It is. Yeah, it is. But it's like...

@realBradStaggs (01:21:20.886)
Well, it is Valentine's Day. Excuse me, is Valentine's Day.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:21:23.519)
HA!

Did hear that? It's Valentine's Day! Sorry, go ahead, continue.

@realBradStaggs (01:21:29.034)
Valentine's Day. Because I think you want to say mononarcleal. Yes.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:21:34.808)
Wait a second! I just thought of something! My wife and your... significant other... are hanging out... on Valentine's Day! What the hell?! I... I hate Valentine's Day. I just... She knows it's another day. Come on. Stop it.

@realBradStaggs (01:21:41.3)
Emergency contact?

on Valentine's Day and Times Day.

I don't ask questions.

@realBradStaggs (01:21:54.524)
I just know I have X amount of time for the massage table to be set up and taken down.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:21:58.753)
You

@KeithMalinak On X (01:22:05.783)
Excuse me, what was that?

@realBradStaggs (01:22:06.677)
Nothing.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:22:08.994)
I don't get it.

@realBradStaggs (01:22:10.326)
You're married.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:22:13.238)
Where's the rim shot when you need it? That's what I should have there should be Thank you. All right. All right. So I got a quick question. There's apparently a There's an invasive Australian crayfish in Texas waters. Did you know that? Wait, what what what do I mean?

@realBradStaggs (01:22:14.86)
damn it, where was it?

You're welcome.

@realBradStaggs (01:22:30.294)
I was to know I started that I was hoping I could come up with a clever comeback to there's a an invasive. What'd you say it was a crayfish? and where. All right. So the crayfish are the ones that make the little mounds. Yeah, I didn't I see when we went to the the big mounds anywhere the hell was that it was over in Louisiana, but I remember there being a

@KeithMalinak On X (01:22:38.286)
crayfish, Texas.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:22:47.319)
Is that right?

@KeithMalinak On X (01:22:58.349)
Yeah.

@realBradStaggs (01:22:59.83)
like a little dirt, it looked like a pile of elephant poop. But I'm like, what is that? somebody told oh, those are the crayfish. No, that was the thing. It was like way away from the water, but apparently the ground is wet enough that they can still, and if you see these guys on YouTube that go out and like hunt them with their hands, just stick their hands down in those holes and pull out a crayfish, it's like, no, no, not right. it's no.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:23:03.373)
Okay?

Was it right next to the water?

@KeithMalinak On X (01:23:11.167)
shit.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:23:23.278)
Normally you have to pay for that. Interesting. Well, uh-uh. No. I will say that, I could bring this home. Spring break, me and some buddies of mine, we went to South Georgia. It's like we stopped. Like you're supposed to keep driving from Atlanta to Florida to get to the beach, but not us idiots. We went to a family farm in South Georgia.

@realBradStaggs (01:23:29.61)
Bites them. Have you've never seen them do that?

@realBradStaggs (01:23:48.116)
Right?

@KeithMalinak On X (01:23:52.426)
and they had these spears in the house. was like a house. It was a house? No, it was just a trailer. It was just a trailer. wow, what's going on here? So anyway, there's a picture of me somewhere with a spear trying to stab the little crayfish and I never got one. What do we got going on here? Are you pissing them off trying to get them out?

@realBradStaggs (01:24:12.63)
That's what they do. Hang on a second.

@realBradStaggs (01:24:21.78)
Is that a euphemism?

@KeithMalinak On X (01:24:24.75)
It's not a euphemism. It's not a euphemism.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:24:33.486)
Hold on, rewind this. Rewind this, rewind this just a second. Okay, pause it, pause it, pause it. Now, there is an audio version of this podcast, okay? So I would encourage people to go back and listen to it later. Or right now you could just play and you can just close your eyes. Just close your eyes and let's just imagine what he's doing.

@realBradStaggs (01:24:45.64)
I'll be fine.

@realBradStaggs (01:25:02.592)
Right? Yeah.

@realBradStaggs (01:25:10.164)
and catch your breath. Maybe have a salmon.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:25:13.838)
Robin Coolidge would not be pleased with me.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:25:21.806)
We got it

@KeithMalinak On X (01:25:29.358)
You're gonna be charged as pressed against you if you're not careful.

@realBradStaggs (01:25:35.382)
Do they all have claws? I guess they do.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:25:49.87)
Wait, does he get one or not? Right? I want my money back if you don't get a crawfish out of this hole.

@realBradStaggs (01:25:51.05)
He better, right? After all this time, we better get lucky. We better, we better see the damn crawfish. Show us your crawfish. Show us your crawfish. How many times in high school were you out and you're just like, Hey, we're out here looking for some crawfish flashing. There he goes. he stabbed. There you go. There's that little bastard.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:26:13.966)
Let's go.

@realBradStaggs (01:26:18.824)
Loli, God, those are like spiders.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:26:22.008)
They look like, like alien man. Like a predator, they look like predators.

@realBradStaggs (01:26:24.414)
geez. Okay, we're done with that one because gross. And then you and then someone decided to eat that.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:26:30.05)
The two, it looks.

@realBradStaggs (01:26:38.206)
Have you ever seen one? They decided to eat one of those and yes. Danny K has some chest and sinus infection going on right now. It's 54 degrees. It is time for traffic and weather together on the fours.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:26:48.842)
Everybody's sick! Everybody's sick! Let's check out...

@realBradStaggs (01:26:55.734)
I got you covered there.

@realBradStaggs (01:27:04.234)
How's the traffic looking out there?

@KeithMalinak On X (01:27:07.346)
It's a bumper to bumper. It's really clogged. You know what? Hey, check this out. Check this out. What is the? No, hold on. What is the Pink Floyd song where they have a helicopter or something? Is it the wall? Is it another brick in the wall? Something. Well, anyway, there is one. There is one. But you just reminded me of my childhood because when my dad was was dating a lady.

@realBradStaggs (01:27:24.202)
Nope, it's... Yes, I agree.

@realBradStaggs (01:27:31.894)
Pink Floyd helicopter.

Mm-hmm.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:27:36.012)
And she had these two sons and we would like while they were hanging out at the house and doing stuff, you know, we would we would try to entertain ourselves and like they'd watch a movie or something. I don't know. And we'd be in the back. Stop it, Bradley. And so so we would be back there like I imagine this. I would convince them to play radio station.

@realBradStaggs (01:27:47.422)
No, is there anybody in there? It's not if you can see me.

@realBradStaggs (01:27:59.158)
You

@KeithMalinak On X (01:28:00.782)
Such a loser. Anyway.

@realBradStaggs (01:28:04.338)
I made my mom and dad play game shows, so shut up.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:28:07.38)
Right, right, okay. And so we had to like manufacture like traffic reports and news and sports and just saying it out loud makes me hate me even more. but, but, and so, and so one of these guys that ended up being my stepbrother for like, you know, six months. So anyway.

@realBradStaggs (01:28:11.455)
Mm.

@realBradStaggs (01:28:27.914)
Better to have stepped in loss than never to have stepped at all. Right?

@KeithMalinak On X (01:28:29.292)
He was doing this number, and then it occurred to him because he was doing the helicopter and we're doing the traffic report. And then he's like, wait a minute. And he pulled out that apple. And so that became our bed for the radio station. The helicopter from, I think, Pink Floyd album. I forget. Is there a Pink Floyd song that has helicopter in it there? God, someone tell me. Thank you. Yes, yes.

@realBradStaggs (01:28:42.208)
Ha ha ha ha ha!

@realBradStaggs (01:28:52.596)
Well, Linda says it's another brick in the wall, I... Is it?

@KeithMalinak On X (01:28:57.494)
Yeah, right at the beginning or something, right?

@realBradStaggs (01:28:58.89)
I thought it was like us and them. Right?

@KeithMalinak On X (01:29:04.202)
I don't know, but we use that as our soundtrack for our traffic reports.

@realBradStaggs (01:29:09.022)
Is that a euphemism like playing a post office? Like playing post office? You ever play doctor?

@KeithMalinak On X (01:29:13.326)
Ugh.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:29:19.564)
Real quick on this radio station thing, the reason I got into radio, this is a true story. I followed, so when I was a kid, the kid across the street, it was the weirdest neighborhood, bro. They did a school district down the middle of our damn neighborhood. So the kids you would play with, you weren't necessarily going to school with because they drew the damn district line through the middle of the neighborhood.

@realBradStaggs (01:29:21.238)
Come on everybody.

@realBradStaggs (01:29:47.316)
Yeah.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:29:47.886)
And so a kid across the street from me who I went to school with, he went to go hang out with another buddy that he knew that we didn't go to school with, but he knew. Anyway, shout out to Alan Casey, I'm sorry, shout out to Doug Stankoff, who I followed to Alan Casey's house. Alan Casey had this like homemade radio station that he had hooked up to his battery and all this stuff and any walkie talkies.

@realBradStaggs (01:30:15.03)
And it would broadcast like a block away. Yeah.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:30:18.208)
Yes, he basically, this kid Alan Casey was a genius and he manipulated the walkie talkies and did some stuff and before you knew it, we had a radio station and then I had to pedal back home up the hill to my dad's house to get the longest album that my dad had, which was the Beatles White album and bring that back. And so then we would drive around the neighborhood to see how far away we could get the signal. And that's how I got into radio at the age of eight.

@realBradStaggs (01:30:42.774)
See? See, there's a story behind every great radio person.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:30:50.562)
And there's also a story behind me.

@realBradStaggs (01:30:50.774)
And, and, and us too. I, Loman and Barkley, who were a team out in California on KFI. I would, that's why I got into radio because they were funny and, and, on AM radio back in the seventies. And I just was on X. think it was on X. just started following and exchange DMS with.

Al Lohman's daughter. And I was kind of, I was nerding out because, you know, her dad was, you know, the reason I'm sitting here in this little room by myself, surrounded by a bunch of things, emitting some sort of radiation at me and talking to you and reading words that people say on the screen.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:31:24.588)
Mm-hmm.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:31:39.33)
That's true. thank, shout out to Doug Stankoff and Alan Casey. You're the reason why I have tinnitus today.

@realBradStaggs (01:31:47.445)
Huh?

@KeithMalinak On X (01:31:51.554)
Hang on a second, hang on, hang on, hang on. Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue.

@realBradStaggs (01:31:55.85)
Don't sue.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:31:57.14)
Everybody is sick and I and I and knock on wood everybody but Keith Malinak is sick like they've got the norovirus the whatever Peter Hotez Has released so much shit into the air along with Anthony Fauci Everybody's got something this year and I Don't like it Brad fix it

@realBradStaggs (01:32:19.222)
I don't blame you. I'm not, not yet. I've been trying to stay out of the places that had gotten me sick in the past. And so far, so far, so far it's working.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:32:21.228)
Have you gotten sick this year? Have you gotten the flu or anything?

@KeithMalinak On X (01:32:28.174)
Wait, you're not going to the bath houses these days?

@KeithMalinak On X (01:32:34.594)
So how you getting by if you're not going downtown?

@realBradStaggs (01:32:36.03)
I'm just barely, I'm telling you. And I've got this thing with my neck. just, it just hurts. mean, I'm just, you know, stuff hurts. It's just cause I'm old. I caught, yes. I caught, I caught the old. It's like, come on, come on over. That's what your wife told me. But I caught the old. My former TV wife, your current wife.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:32:42.424)
What's going on with your neck, man?

@KeithMalinak On X (01:32:46.542)
You me come over there and give you a massage? I already told you, Carrie's hanging out with Beth. mean, you You caught the old. Oh my gosh. Hold on. Caught the old. I don't think that, I don't think that, uh, I'm going to, I'm going to risk it here. No risk it, no biscuit. There are people in my life who I've nicknamed the olds.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:33:17.368)
The end.

@realBradStaggs (01:33:18.634)
Wait, don't we get, don't we get, okay.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:33:20.77)
I gonna stop there. You get to that age and it's just like... You're an old. You're an old! Sorry.

@realBradStaggs (01:33:24.33)
I hear you. Yeah, that's true. Are we, have we reached the end of the internet?

@KeithMalinak On X (01:33:36.942)
So hang on a second, I never even finished the story on this stupid Australian crayfish that's in Texas waters causing concern for wildlife. Because all I could think about when I was reading this story, and I thought I had a picture of it, he's really wild man, I know you just played the video, just imagine like a really bright green and red gnarly looking thing. Brad. So anyway, all I could think of when I was reading that was kudzu.

@realBradStaggs (01:33:41.025)
that's right.

@realBradStaggs (01:33:57.652)
What?

@KeithMalinak On X (01:34:04.268)
Because in the South, they brought in the kudzu, and it just... It's always a government behind insanity and chaos! Hold on a sec. What is hap- Hold on, hold on. So anyway, in the South, kudzu took over the Japanese- I'm sorry, I'm distracted by Jeremy Wade Find's giant crayfish. It's like his head- What am I looking at there in the column of your YouTube? What is going on there? It's like the third video down on the right. What is that?

@realBradStaggs (01:34:08.03)
It was a government program. I know. Behind the stupidity.

@realBradStaggs (01:34:33.258)
Yeah. That cannot be real. Holy schnikes.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:34:33.762)
What is that?

WHA-HA-HA!

@realBradStaggs (01:34:40.711)
Is that real?

@KeithMalinak On X (01:34:42.35)
I don't like it. I'm gonna go out.

@realBradStaggs (01:34:44.788)
I mean, it's basically a giant spider with pinchers. That is just how long ago was that? Five years ago, Jeremy would use a camera to search under blah, blah. Jeremy's way is full blown Marine biologist. Man, I hope I never see anything bad about Wade. He is one of the most impressive people to ever live. Wow. That is a kind of sad how it takes 50 years to get that big, but it takes like 10 minutes to eat the whole thing.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:34:54.338)
I don't like it.

I don't like it.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:35:06.486)
I don't like it. Hey!

@KeithMalinak On X (01:35:15.542)
That's an awesome take! That's funny. Sorry dude, you tasted good! Thanks for all the hard work!

@realBradStaggs (01:35:17.75)
You

Fifth. Did you see the the the hunter who had the deer in his sights and the deer like looks at him and comes trotting over to him? Hey.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:35:36.248)
Yeah, and like checks him. Yeah. And the guy's like, bro, I can't do this. my gosh. my gosh. Can I just say.

@realBradStaggs (01:35:41.224)
I can't shoot you.

Hey, can you pet me?

@KeithMalinak On X (01:35:46.978)
I'm sorry, this is gonna seem like the ramblings of a freak and it kinda is. But you just reminded me, I know, you just reminded me of a story at my dad's funeral. Now keep in mind, it's my dad's funeral. So what I'm about to tell you is after he died, it didn't, see if you can figure out why the story was told, okay? I wanna set the stage.

@realBradStaggs (01:35:51.296)
That happened long ago, about two o'clock.

@realBradStaggs (01:36:03.35)
Mm-hmm.

It's after he died,

@KeithMalinak On X (01:36:16.942)
My dad is dead. He's in the casket. His brother, my uncle, is up talking to the crowd. And in the crowd is my dad's best friend from childhood and into young adulthood. And my uncle gets up and tells a story about how he, my dad, and my dad's best friend went hunting when they were in their twenties. And my uncle says,

I'm specifically leaving out names because I don't wanna... Because I only have one uncle, you dumbass. HAHAHAHA! Kill me. So... So... So, Greg gets up there!

@realBradStaggs (01:36:49.534)
I think they know who you're talking about at this point. Pretty much the names are irrelevant.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:36:59.776)
And I'm just imagining David sitting out in the crowd who showed up to my dad's funeral pays respects. And then this story gets told. Yeah, me and Steve, that's my dad and Greg, went hunting and we didn't see a deer all day. And it was just like, you know, whatever, we just didn't get anything. And then we're driving out of the property and this deer comes up in the middle of the road.

And Steve, my dad, says, I can't shoot this deer. Look at this, come on. But then David gets out of the truck and says, I can.

@realBradStaggs (01:37:39.301)
God!

@KeithMalinak On X (01:37:41.492)
And David shot the deer right there that was just standing in front of the truck hanging out with us. And, and you know, Steve didn't shoot it, but David sure as hell did. Now he didn't say hell. It's like.

@realBradStaggs (01:37:42.674)
Wow.

@realBradStaggs (01:37:46.912)
Hey, hey guys.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:37:56.898)
You could have left that part out, bro! Just, if you're trying to make the point that my dad had a soft heart for animals, then stop there! You don't have to say, that guy, right there in row eight, he murdered Bambi! But Steve didn't, and we're here to respect Steve. Sweet. And we're just sitting there, just sinking down on our chairs like, good, this is fun. this is good.

@realBradStaggs (01:37:58.592)
You

@realBradStaggs (01:38:04.308)
Right, right, stop it.

@realBradStaggs (01:38:15.03)
That's deep.

@realBradStaggs (01:38:24.96)
You know, I shot a bird once in a tree. Well, the bird was in the tree. I was in my bedroom window and I had a new pellet gun and I tink and the bird sh-tum. And I walked out there in the bird's land. was going, and I was like, and I felt like crap at it. I like, I just, can't, I.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:38:28.642)
Yeah?

@KeithMalinak On X (01:38:32.269)
Okay.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:38:43.566)
Yeah. Yeah, you know what? I hit a bird with a slingshot once. So get this, I have a slingshot Dennis the Menace style. But that's not what I'm out doing. I'm out with a remote control car. Remember like in the 80s, those remote control vehicles, know, the little thing. Yeah, yeah. It was called the frog. so you had the little steel. Anyway, this bird is just

@realBradStaggs (01:39:03.478)
the big fat wheels, or the yeah.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:39:13.038)
What's this?

@KeithMalinak On X (01:39:18.466)
He's standing there and I'm like, I put the controller down. stopped playing with car. Grabbed my Dennis the Menace back pocket slingshot. I'm like, really? You're that interested in what's happening over here?

@realBradStaggs (01:39:32.438)
Wow.

Wow.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:39:36.342)
I hit the bird, hold on, this has a happy ending and not in that kind of way. I hit the bird and the bird just kind of was, yeah, yes, the frog! That's one of the only memories my dad and I had together. Anyway, so, cause I was always breaking that thing accidentally. Like I'd take the turns too tight and then he'd have to fix the axle or whatever the hell. But anyway, yeah, the frog, mine was blue and-

like greenish almost like because you could I think have different shells or whatever mine almost look like it belonged to the Seattle Seahawks game but anyway I hit that bird and I before the rock hit the bird I felt like an asshole and the bird thankfully just kind of brushed off like okay whatever thanks and then he took off and he flew away I watched him I was like because I felt bad I've lost Brad I think Brad's bored

@realBradStaggs (01:40:07.648)
Mm-hmm.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:40:31.032)
where'd you go? So anyway, don't know anything of the controls of this Riverside, by the way, that that that so Wes set this up and now I'm just sitting here and I just

@realBradStaggs (01:40:39.432)
I don't either apparently.

@realBradStaggs (01:40:44.692)
Well, and the reason that I disappeared for a second is because we actually did also have the results of your.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:40:52.578)
That's not true. Get out of my face. That's not the bird. No, the bird was black and he flew away. Don't say it. Why'd you shoot?

@realBradStaggs (01:40:53.854)
That's a little bird. That was the bird, the...

I don't know how flew away because that bird's dead. No, he's not. His bird's dead. No, he's not. He's...

@KeithMalinak On X (01:41:02.648)
That's not here.

Bro, bro, you just reminded me when Carrie and I lived in Houston, we walked out of our house one day and there was a bird like that. And I went over there and I just nonchalant, this is a true fricking story. I nonchalantly picked up the bird, dropped it in the garbage can. Carrie goes, you gonna go wash your hands? And I'm like, it's a bird, whatever. We get in the car, Brad stags.

@realBradStaggs (01:41:31.186)
It's a bird.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:41:35.17)
God is my witness, where's a Bible? Top of the hour news comes on the radio.

@realBradStaggs (01:41:41.044)
Somebody died from holding the bird.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:41:44.01)
It was like, it was H1N1 or it was whatever the hell was going on at the time. And she puts it in park.

@realBradStaggs (01:41:53.416)
Get out and wash your hands.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:41:54.818)
wash your hands. Now, in the meantime, from picking it up and opening the garbage can and all that stuff, and I was more of a germ freak back then than I was, I've been doing this, I'm like, this is a bird, what the fuck, it's a bird. What, what's the problem, it's a bird, man.

@realBradStaggs (01:41:59.642)
I am with you.

@realBradStaggs (01:42:05.672)
You've spread the smeg everywhere.

Hahaha!

@realBradStaggs (01:42:18.196)
Hashtag spread the smeg, right? Although I say I've a hashtag spread the smeg.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:42:22.638)
Sweet Lord. Didn't die. Didn't die though. Right, that's me. That's me. Kevin found the bright side. That bird, he's not dead, he's resting.

@realBradStaggs (01:42:32.724)
He's resting. Right! No he's not.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:42:37.038)
Hey, I got a question, Brad Staggs, where were you 130 years ago? I have a bad feeling that you were Jack the Ripper. I got a story here. They think they've figured out who Jack the Ripper is.

@realBradStaggs (01:42:42.58)
Bye.

@realBradStaggs (01:42:51.848)
been advised my attorney not to say anything. Wait, who do they think is Jack the Ripper now? Because I think it's a doctor. It's a doctor, isn't it?

@KeithMalinak On X (01:42:55.222)
I cannot find my-

Well, you breadsticks.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:43:04.302)
i don't go google this name google this name i don't think so aron a a r o n last name is k o s i n s k i aron kum kosminski was he was a doctor is a polish immigrant post immigrants can be doctors what do you care

@realBradStaggs (01:43:05.384)
He's a dog.

@realBradStaggs (01:43:22.132)
Polish immigrants cannot be doctors. He was a Polish barber, a hairdresser, and a suspect in the Jack the Ripper case.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:43:27.896)
Okay.

Yeah, he was. what they found was, they found some, they found they chet, they te- They tested the DNA that was found on a shawl, a shawl that, that belonged to one of the victims. Shawl. S-H-A-W-L, right? Isn't that right? Did I? Okay. So anyway, and so it's definitely, someone related to that guy.

@realBradStaggs (01:43:38.29)
You can do this. I know you can do it. know.

on a what? A shawl. A shawl. Right, yes, no you're right.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:43:59.899)
I'm sorry. They tested a relative of that guy and said this DNA, right?

@realBradStaggs (01:44:04.924)
Wait a second, did a shawl, how did the DNA survive? Where the hell do you get DNA on a shawl? mean, was like part of their kidney on it or what?

@KeithMalinak On X (01:44:13.27)
Okay. So if you guys watch Pat Gray Unleashed, he has a thing where if I print up something and the print is too small, he grabs Jackie's glasses because apparently he doesn't have the time to go to his own eye doctor appointment, but I digress. So he puts Jackie's glasses on. I have looked everywhere for my freaking glasses and...

@realBradStaggs (01:44:34.76)
Just do what I do and squint. Or use your, use your phone and take the camera and put the camera over.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:44:37.826)
So I found a backup pair of glasses and they just aren't that good. What? yeah, good call. Good call, bro. Okay.

@realBradStaggs (01:44:46.066)
If you triple tap on iPhone, you'll get the magnifier, but you don't have an iPhone, so.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:44:50.062)
Triple tap it.

Do have to pay extra for a triple tap?

@realBradStaggs (01:44:55.284)
Not in New Orleans. we didn't even get to Kat Warranton's in Black Teddy, did we?

@KeithMalinak On X (01:44:57.614)
triple tap this doesn't this doesn't work hold on let me let me take a picture and then I'll zoom it it's not that bad hang on all the time yes all the time brother brother I'm there I have found myself taking pictures of so much stuff and just zooming in like bottle pill bottles

@realBradStaggs (01:45:05.501)
I do that all the time and it works all the time.

@realBradStaggs (01:45:17.052)
Yep. Well, plus they make things really small now. I mean, you know that.

They do. They do. That's what I've heard.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:45:26.606)
They do? So here's what happened. He died in 1919. When was Jack the Ripper active? About 1900 or so, right around there? Somewhere in there, sure. So in 2019, they got a DNA sample taken from a shawl found at the murder scene of victim Catherine Eddowes. The mitochondrial DNA was compared with a sample given by

@realBradStaggs (01:45:42.632)
to go back and check my diary.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:45:56.632)
Cuz Minsky's living relatives and was found to be a match according to the findings published blah blah blah It's very difficult to put into words the LA. Okay. I don't care about that. No

@realBradStaggs (01:46:00.113)
Thank

@realBradStaggs (01:46:03.838)
Wait, you're like, okay, my great-great-great-grandfather could have been jacked, here, take some of my DNA. Because it would be cool to find out that you, I mean, it's kind of a weird thing to.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:46:16.418)
Yeah, right, right, I got you. here it is, here it is. It's been determined that Jack the Ripper was actually Steve Malinak's best friend. David, it was you!

@realBradStaggs (01:46:31.774)
Huh? Yeah.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:46:33.838)
That's a good point. Look, I don't want to know if I'm related to Jack the Ripper get out of my house

@realBradStaggs (01:46:38.706)
Although I think maybe I would come to think of it, because why not? Yeah, because that gives you some street cred and nobody's going to F with you. Look, you know who I'm related to?

@KeithMalinak On X (01:46:41.176)
Really?

@realBradStaggs (01:46:50.076)
And then you, yeah, I just, you we, the, hang on a second, the dude in, in knowledge. Cause, the, the, the reporter who, you know, went home with the. Prostitute.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:47:09.822)
no, yes, in Kinner, right? Louisiana. Okay, this is sad, Okay, hold on, before you get to the Doctrine Leap, because I'm already fascinated by wherever this story is going, can I just say...

@realBradStaggs (01:47:13.192)
Yes. And that has a Doc Thompson link to it too.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:47:26.552)
How can I say this and not dishonor the dead?

@realBradStaggs (01:47:29.733)
Go

@KeithMalinak On X (01:47:34.51)
If you're in a desert.

How dry does it have to be for that?

@realBradStaggs (01:47:43.71)
Cat wants some black kitty.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:47:47.446)
Anyway, what's the story? Dead reporter during the Super Bowl.

@realBradStaggs (01:47:48.52)
That's the, I mean that, yeah, he went and the Telemundo reporter, the last time they see him on video, you know, he's walking into the hotel room with Ms. Feng and that's a really good question. And it turns out she might be linked to at least two other, at least one other murder and possibly

@KeithMalinak On X (01:48:03.326)
Mm-hmm how much you think he paid to to get to get to get killed

@realBradStaggs (01:48:18.74)
Possibly another one where dudes crypto got stolen. is, I guess you get the hot wallet, I don't know.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:48:26.382)
He is still crypto!

@KeithMalinak On X (01:48:30.518)
No, that takes a lot of steps. Come on.

@realBradStaggs (01:48:32.944)
It does, I would think, but so here is, there's your room temperature reporter on the left. You've got Ms. Feng there on the right. And I mean, he looked at that and went, got to have me some of that. And they went back to the hotel room. There's pictures, you're right. She could have slipped him a Mickey.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:48:36.458)
god,

@KeithMalinak On X (01:48:51.47)
We assume, we assume. She could have, I, you could have said to Mickey, could have, could have said, go to, go to, just go to your room or I'm going to shoot you in the back or what, but he was, he was smiling. Yeah, I know, I know, I know. I saw.

@realBradStaggs (01:49:03.596)
except that he is behind her walking into the room on the camera. I mean, you know, it is what it is.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:49:13.59)
He's a good looking guy. Like, I mean, I'm not interested in him, obviously now.

@realBradStaggs (01:49:18.012)
Now, here's another layer to that. The reporter lost his wife in a car accident last year, making their daughter an orphan now. Happy, happy Friday. well, had the court and here's the thing. The justice system, did not because she was convicted last October of computer fraud theft and the illegal transmission of monetary funds. But the New Orleans, the Orleans criminal district judge, Nandy Campbell.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:49:20.28)
But like...

@KeithMalinak On X (01:49:25.431)
So,

I didn't even know he had a

@realBradStaggs (01:49:47.592)
the honorable Nandi Campbell, foregoed, didn't do prison time and instead ordered her to pay restitution and remained on probation for five years. Had she been punished accordingly, this dude might still be alive.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:49:47.63)
Mm-hmm

@realBradStaggs (01:50:06.548)
So there's that.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:50:11.021)
Thank you for that.

I a question for you real quick before we go.

Two minute warning says who? if I wanna, dude, one of these days, let's just see how long we can do a live stream. Let's just start talking, have no stories, no prep, just babbling and drinking.

@realBradStaggs (01:50:31.08)
We call that a weekday at the Daily Mojo.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:50:37.184)
So, we're going to do that one of these Fridays, one of these Fridays. Kind of what we did today. Yep. So, Brad, do you know what it's like to be bored? Cause, or to have free time? Hmm. Anything? Have you, when's the last time you were bored, Brad?

@realBradStaggs (01:50:41.271)
Isn't that kind of what we did today?

@realBradStaggs (01:50:46.312)
Yes, yes, kids.

@realBradStaggs (01:50:57.332)
It's been a while. I've not ever bored. I've been exhausted. I have been overworked. I've been frustrated, anxious.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:51:05.454)
Hang on. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm distracted now. And I'll get back to this, because I'm very interested in this answer. But I know I am. I want to know. Hold on. This is the most ridiculous thing. I have no idea how this happened. I had a stack of stories here. And I get to this last story, and I'm like, I'm going to save that one. Let me just finish with this one. But there was a Post-It note on it.

@realBradStaggs (01:51:14.228)
I don't think you are really, but that's all right.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:51:32.782)
And the story isn't even that old. Like I just printed it up the other day. So I don't know how this happened. How did this Post-It note end up on a story that I printed three days ago when this Post-It note was clearly written? This is my life. This is my brain. This was a month ago that I wrote this. License plate bulbs. 2018 Toyota Tacoma.

This was a note to myself to get light bulbs for a... Yeah, it's taken care of.

@realBradStaggs (01:52:04.82)
Did you get them?

you should probably throw that post-it away.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:52:11.374)
How the hell did this Post-It note get on a frickin' This is- This is my chaotic world, man!

@realBradStaggs (01:52:22.258)
We've talked about the rampant drug use and alcohol abuse.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:52:25.774)
I'm not stopping.

@realBradStaggs (01:52:27.804)
I didn't say you had to. You're just looking for answers. I'm giving them to you. That's all.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:52:35.308)
This is a mystery of life now. How did this Post-It note end up inside a stack of stories on something that I printed three days ago and stacked up together an hour before we went on?

@realBradStaggs (01:52:49.288)
Jack the Ripper.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:52:51.842)
David Cree-

@realBradStaggs (01:52:53.768)
There you have it.

@realBradStaggs (01:52:57.725)
I like it.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:52:59.01)
So anyway, what I was going to get to is... I'm sorry, you were talking about something. Okay, let me read this story real quick and then I'll leave everybody alone. Thanks for joining me inside my chaotic brain. Max Fosh. Now, before I continue, this guy, sounds like a really cool YouTube channel that everybody should check out and I'm going to. Max Fosh turns 30 in April. He's a YouTuber.

@realBradStaggs (01:53:03.316)
I don't even know anymore.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:53:27.82)
born at St. Thomas Hospital in London, and he's on the hunt for someone who shares his exact birthday and birthplace to celebrate his 30th birthday. Now, I'm torn on this one, and so I need people to help me in my...

I'm torn. Let me explain his YouTube channel. It sounds very cool. It says, subscribe if you're a silly billy and feature such videos as, I hatched a fish from supermarket caviar.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:54:04.878)
That's interesting. And his most pop- No, it's not a euphemism, bro! His most popular video is- You're right, it could be.

@realBradStaggs (01:54:06.74)
Is that a euphemism? Okay. It could have been.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:54:17.006)
I made tourists think now this is funny. I gotta go watch this video. I made tourists think they landed at the wrong airport What if you go into an airport you're like, you meant London no, no, this is Birmingham. Sorry

@realBradStaggs (01:54:32.552)
Hit like on the YouTube people. you're in the chat, hit like. Just hit like.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:54:36.706)
yeah, hit like on the YouTube. Yeah, thank you, Pat. Brad, you're so nice.

@realBradStaggs (01:54:40.414)
Did you just call me Pat, you man whore? You are, you are a, you slut.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:54:45.098)
I called you by another man's name! Because Pat would never ask people to click a like button for me. So let's see, a YouTuber born at St. I mean, that's fair, right? You know what? I had a point to the story, but I have forgotten what it was. I truly, truly have forgotten the point I was going to make. So now I'm throwing it in the trash with-

@realBradStaggs (01:54:56.02)
You just like him for his cookies.

@realBradStaggs (01:55:05.278)
So did I.

@realBradStaggs (01:55:11.294)
Crofisk says this show is like sitting in my local bar.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:55:15.802)
good, this is what- Reminder time! Reminder time! Brad Stags, I have you down for March 27th for Barfleet 4.

@realBradStaggs (01:55:28.084)
@KeithMalinak On X (01:55:28.622)
Can you check? We'll wait while you check your calendar. I already wrote it down for you.

@realBradStaggs (01:55:32.5)
Yes, I've got it. That's on my birthday too, so I'll be 83 years old.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:55:37.486)
Wait, what? I don't want to make you work on your birthday? Why is my end just getting so crooked and disheveled? Sho- shoved?

@realBradStaggs (01:55:41.193)
Why?

@realBradStaggs (01:55:46.856)
Listen, listen my in it's crooked.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:55:54.414)
I have not had this much. You're just that. You're just so funny. OK, You know, has anyone ever has anyone ever told you how cute you are when you when you laugh?

@realBradStaggs (01:55:58.644)
You brought the alcohol, I brought the drugs, man. This is the best damn time I've ever had.

@realBradStaggs (01:56:13.544)
You're you're a, you're a handsome man. I'm not gonna lie. You are a handsome man. And don't let anybody tell you you're not.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:56:26.062)
That's a fact. plus ADD equals Keith.

@realBradStaggs (01:56:32.276)
Brad wants little blue pills for his birthday. Sure, you wanna send them? I'll take them and damn things are expensive.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:56:39.48)
Who's spitting?

@realBradStaggs (01:56:41.556)
Probably me.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:56:43.124)
spi- I'm sorry. He's spiting me. Hold on, who's spiting? Wait, what? Who's... hmm. I missed that 9-11 guy. I hope he's still watching.

@realBradStaggs (01:56:53.716)
What does it say? Adam says, I imagine this show is what the Blaze was like in the offices and hallways back in the early years. Yep, sure was.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:57:03.756)
Hashtag fair point.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:57:08.396)
I used to keep, nevermind.

@realBradStaggs (01:57:11.27)
It's too bad it's after four.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:57:13.672)
shoot! Look at the time, y'all!

@realBradStaggs (01:57:18.066)
I have to go put pants on or take them off.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:57:19.938)
have a question. I have a question for people. Including you, Brad. This is serious. I'm not, like, I'm putting on my serious face. I'm putting on my serious face. Look at me. Look at me. Okay. So check this out. I have killed...

@realBradStaggs (01:57:24.334)
huh.

@realBradStaggs (01:57:34.292)
I'm looking at you. I'm checking you out.

@realBradStaggs (01:57:40.404)
two hours.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:57:41.966)
Well done. Well played. I've killed two peach trees. I think it's only two. It might be three at this point. Hell, I don't even know. I've killed trees. So last week I planted a tree and I followed the letter of the law, Brad Staggs. Okay. I did the root ball the way it's supposed to be everything. I didn't overwater it. just I did. I followed directions for the first time in my life. Okay.

@realBradStaggs (01:57:43.39)
Five minutes.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:58:15.63)
It's gonna get damn cold here in North Texas next week. I've seen some predictions as low as 10 degrees. What have I done?

What, turn off the light. Now I'm feeling...

@realBradStaggs (01:58:27.252)
I'm not, it's a janitor. came through, he's turning off the lights in the motel. No, I'm here. I am here.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:58:30.7)
I'm feeling rushed! I'm feeling rushed now. I need to know how to protect this tree's life. If I lose another tree, I won't be able to live with myself.

@realBradStaggs (01:58:42.878)
Build a shed over it.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:58:45.102)
I can't build a birdhouse properly, bro.

@realBradStaggs (01:58:46.26)
Yeah.

@realBradStaggs (01:58:51.038)
You wanna save the tree? So there are limits on your love for the tree and your desire to save it is what you're saying. That's what I hear you saying. Is it bigger than a pred box?

@KeithMalinak On X (01:58:53.966)
Build a shed, huh?

@KeithMalinak On X (01:58:57.806)
That's fair, that's fair, that's fair, yeah, that's fair. I'm hungry. Yeah, it's like almost six feet tall, bro.

@realBradStaggs (01:59:06.088)
Get a refrigerator box.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:59:08.654)
Where am I gonna get that?

@realBradStaggs (01:59:11.73)
I'm gonna go out on a limb and suggest some place where they sell refrigerators, but that's just a guess.

@KeithMalinak On X (01:59:18.434)
That's actually a great idea. Hey, okay, last last ask for you and then I'll leave you alone. Okay, can you do me a favor? When we hang up here, which we're about to do, I need you Brad to come

@realBradStaggs (01:59:19.581)
I just, you

@realBradStaggs (01:59:31.43)
I'm still in here, hello?

@KeithMalinak On X (01:59:35.562)
I need you to go buy a refrigerator and then send me a text and I'm going to come to your house and get the box. Okay. Why is it? Where, where did you go? I sure is. Okay. I'm going to hang up now. I am so grateful for, well, I was about to say all of you in the refrigerator store. I'm grateful for all of you except for one of you and you know who you are. Linda, Linda.

@realBradStaggs (01:59:42.919)
Okay.

It's so dark in here. I'm a little scared.

@realBradStaggs (02:00:01.426)
I love all six of them. Linda, I'm ready for bed. Is she coming onto me? Cause I'm tired of being treated like a piece of meat. I'm tired of being a piece of meat. Really tired. Don't objectify me in that way. Unless you mean it.

@KeithMalinak On X (02:00:05.294)
Just kidding. Wait, Wait, what time is it where you are, Linda? I go to bed really early some nights, but not 4 p.m. Not. Go hug it. I'm not going to stand out there next week and hug the damn tree. Brad, do you need to buy a refrigerator anytime soon?

@realBradStaggs (02:00:29.544)
I'm sorry, Bob. I don't know. He's still talking. Bob is the janitor here. comes through at the