Live Radio Show Takes Unexpected Turn During Political Discussion!

Speaker 2 (00:00.142)
Streaming there, streaming keyframe, I don't what you'd say is there, and it in theory is there.

HUUUU

That's an exciting time here in the United States, except, you know, unless you're

Unless you're

illegal or perhaps if you're is it or Nancy Wilson which one of them right now is being the complete cluster club yep you look you are you are streaming on on the on on there

Speaker 1 (00:33.428)
on you to on you to know that's exciting yeah i would love some from folks on if you do referred to it is down or if it's just my own personal twitter account

Isn't that nice?

Speaker 2 (00:47.896)
Would you like to be seen right now? You want to wait until 55 more seconds are up and then we go to you because whatever's there, that's you.

You're gonna love this. My keyboard doesn't even work now. Like seriously, like I'm not typing anything. I'm having to pull down stuff from the MIDI. 30 seconds? I thought we were already live.

30 seconds everyone, 30 seconds!

We are live, but mean 30 seconds until it officially starts. I have some broadcast decency for frick's sake.

huh, okay, so why don't we just... Let us go live.

Speaker 2 (01:26.292)
Seriously, why don't you back off?

You wanna just, all I gotta do is that. We'll do it live. What? Look at that. You're, there you are.

We're on the road. We're at the DailyMojo.com studios. And I'm a little concerned about this old picture of me you have superimposed on the wall. Is this here permanently? Like are you constantly?

We had the artist come in and paint that on the wall. mean, I hope that.

This is during my five minutes of not having facial hair. I took that picture. That was the original At The Mic show.

Speaker 2 (02:03.758)
Does the carpet match the drake?

Speaker 2 (02:09.951)
I just realized I can't put us both up on there at the same time. I'm gonna, you watch, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna be able to while you.

So I am curious, I almost feel like I'm on an island here. is x.com, does it even work? Is it just me? Because I spent, how long did I spend trying to log in? An hour. And it finally just said, nah.

So there's our there's the there's there's Twitter page and Yeah, something ain't Twitter eight Twitter eight work It is down have you if we tried to See I know right this is crazy

Okay, so it is

Speaker 1 (02:52.974)
You know it's a conspiracy is what it is.

Twitter down.

Yeah, see if that

is Twitter.

They waited until 3 PM Eastern.

Speaker 2 (03:03.884)
are detecting problems with X. Twitter that began 24 hours

That is so ironic though. seriously is because... Well, I really do think. I really do think. So, I was gonna get there, you just needed to let me. Hang on. So... I thought it could have just been me. Because of the issue that I was having getting logged in here on the road. So let me go to my never... my rarely used...

Don't you think?

too ironic.

Speaker 2 (03:30.946)
Most of the time it would be you.

Speaker 1 (03:37.108)
at the Mike Show account. then, alright, so even though that probably didn't get sent out to the ether, there you go.

I'm you, I'm gonna make you small. Hey, we're having fun, are we?

Yeah, I have to explain to everyone. I'd like to blame X as to why there's no show on X today. But that's not the real reason why there's no show on X today. The real reason why we're not on X today is because here I am at Brad's lair and I couldn't remember how to get into my Twitter.

I couldn't log in. Couldn't remember the password. And then... And then... So here's what happened. What happened was... Long, long, long ago when I signed up for Twitter, Brad, I started an email address. Just specifically for Twitter. Now you asked me yesterday why you have so many phones.

What's interesting is that one of those old phones... Can I get a little bit more volume on these?

Speaker 2 (04:55.79)
Yes, you can. bet you'd like that you just keep telling me and I'll keep making

little bit more

That's good, right there, perfect. thank you. So, I'm a lazy son of a bitch, I think. Let's establish that. We know. Okay. So, what has happened over the years since I signed up, I created that Twitter, or that email account on three phones ago, I never bothered to add it to my... It's not on this phone. And so that old phone is at the house.

You know

Speaker 1 (05:32.818)
And so when it emailed me my password reset thing, it's on an email address that I have accessed as infrequently as the password for her Twitter, but it's on a phone at my house. As you can clearly see, I'm not at my house.

You checked into the motel and you ain't checking out.

so there. So we're on YouTube today!

We're gonna have a big

so i don't know and i hear access down and i'd like to just blame x but clearly has nothing to do with that

Speaker 2 (06:07.086)
You could, but it's just not gonna... Let's see, I'm

And this is what we do on the Friday livestream. We just hang out and we talk about it.

Is that what

I like that. You know what that sound is? That's the sound of your phone making.

Yeah, my phone getting too close to the microphone. Isn't that weird? Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:27.51)
It's weird. All right, I think I've actually given us a point where we can both be on the screen at the same time. Isn't that nice? That's very nice. I mean, we've got all really all of the niceties of home all wrapped in one little bundle right here.

That's exciting. That's cool.

Speaker 1 (06:48.822)
Okay, so looks like X is back up and apparently I haven't been locked out of my account yet on my phone. So I was able to retweet the YouTube link. You talk about this is duct tape. This is chewing gum. And this is toothpicks holding this. And it has nothing to do with your setup. I would like to point out it has everything to do with my inability to know my own passwords.

I mean

Speaker 2 (07:11.798)
Anyway, and I just, you it's amazing to me that we can, and I've said this before, to the point of it being a cliche, but it's amazing we can do this at all.

Man, we would kill for this stuff. Growing up, my idea of a radio station, and I've talked about this before, was I hooked up a radio shack, like a 120-in-1 kit, where you wire it a certain way, and it becomes a little transistor, and then I hooked like a lantern battery up to it, and I ran a wire out the door, down the street, and that was my radio station.

Yes.

Speaker 2 (07:52.131)
Yep.

So yeah, I'm not complaining. What I'm complaining about is my inability to just...

It's okay, you know it's they have these things called

I know, I'm too lazy. You're talking to the guy who's too lazy to put the email address on his new phone. You think I'm gonna take the time to set up these universal password apps?

That's a good point. okay, Sue said hey

Speaker 1 (08:18.83)
I can actually maybe today I can look at the chat

Toby's in there. I hope we get a visit from Lord.Kitty.

Yeah, he's he's in trouble. I'm not kidding, because he was gallivanting out there earlier and you trying to get him in.

Toby or Lord

Speaker 2 (08:33.326)
They think that they're indestructible. And they're not. He was just out in the street. The street in front of the motel isn't terribly busy, but still. You'd think that they'd be smarter than that. Where'd Julie forever my mind went there? Where?

Yeah, what was he doing?

Speaker 1 (08:51.854)
Oh, that was minutes ago. What did she? Yeah, so we missed the context of that. Hey, OK, so if you think you're having a bad day, I don't know. It's kind of weird. Can you play clip number one? This is perfect. I just had this thing not knowing that it was going to be a complete and total disaster of a situation for me.

I know, I wasn't paying any attention.

Speaker 2 (09:02.094)
Am I looking at you when I do this?

Speaker 2 (09:15.042)
second yesterday.

Rewind that because that's important. You get the whole story. So I think this is back on Valentine's Day. This poor guy is trying to impress his girlfriend or somebody there. shows up at her work presumably or wherever the hell he is. It doesn't really matter.

his balloon popped. His balloon popped. He's got some... he saved the busted balloon. So to recap, pops the balloon, and he drops the flowers. He's lucky the vase didn't crack. I guess it's not...

among us.

Speaker 2 (09:46.028)
No! So... Yes.

Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:59.126)
It's plastic. You don't think you bought her like that.

Lucky. Right. Then he dumps his chocolates everywhere. This guy...

Okay, but here's the problem. Here's the problem. Is it real?

it's recorded.

Speaker 1 (10:12.792)
See, here we go. You're right, nothing is trustworthy anymore.

I just don't believe I'm looking off because this

I want to thank you for having I went to your refrigerator to be good and get water and then I saw

You enter the employee fridge in the back instead of the one in the lobby.

Then I went and I located this, the beer that I can never pronounce it, I just call it the summer shandy. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (10:37.654)
It's a linoncook. It's a liney. So good. Liny rhymes with heinie. I have f-

I've forgotten how good that beer is, man.

I know it's really good, isn't it? And that's probably only been in there about six years. It's been a while. But it doesn't, does really ever go bad? I don't think beer ever really goes bad. Am I looking at you when I look at you, look up there, am I looking at you when I look that way? Yeah. Okay, That works. mean, well because...

That's funny. it is?

Speaker 1 (11:08.718)
You should lie to Brad and tell no, I'm over there.

Julie Julie said it Who's Brad looking at and I'm not because it's just I? Mean, I'm looking over here because there's a bunch of stuff over here that I have to see yeah Honey

Brad, I've got a question for you. Did you set this thing up to go, I told you the keys don't work. They've stopped, the keys have stopped working on this. Hey Brad, are we live streaming on X through at real Brad stags?

Yeah, it's funny you should say that. Let's have a look.

Let's see if that's happening. Let's if that's working. My word.

Speaker 2 (11:42.582)
Brad Staggs, if I go there, retry, I'm going to hit the button there. look, you can buy the Burna launcher, which we just went out and.

Can I the old retry?

Speaker 1 (11:53.078)
I shot your face, sorry. I think X being down messed up your livestream thing. That's weird. Can you manually do it? Anyway, I just wanted to...

That's weird, but I mean it was down. An error occurred. Please try again later it says. Well that's sad. mean, and you can't, I don't know if you can, I mean hate to, I don't want to start pushing buttons over here because that rarely works out well. I mean it could, but it probably.

It's probably me. It's you.

Speaker 2 (12:31.776)
It probably wouldn't. But it's not our fault because Twitter was down.

When we went live they were down. Yeah. Yeah, it's not our fault. I don't care what anybody says. It's not our fault.

I'm gonna tweet out to- my gosh. Keys don't work, remember? I don't know why it stopped work- I don't know, it's like a numbers lock? What the hell did I do?

But you you can't get in

What is

Speaker 2 (12:57.132)
Have you tried rebooting?

I can't in the middle of a livestream.

You're not doing anything. There's nothing going through your computer.

So here's what I did, I literally just tweeted a link to the YouTube thing, because I could just copy and paste it. I couldn't actually type. Click here! So anyway, you can retweet it if you want. I don't know, let's move on. So, what else do we got?

How do I?

Speaker 2 (13:21.742)
I'm just gonna push that button and say, I'll be over here if you need me.

play the next video i forgot this is like a feel-good video because i need a feel-good video actually like this the little teacher

That's sweet. I do, I've gotta make it bigger. I've got all kinds, look, I've got so many fingers. Look at that.

Isn't that cool?

I don't know you use music because in YouTube will yeah, you got to kill the audio

Speaker 1 (13:49.812)
I love this idea! It's so cute!

Where are they? they in Brooklyn? Is that Brooklyn? Is it really? That's Okay. No, I don't smell curry.

Los Kalinas in fact.

Speaker 1 (14:07.662)
There it is. I like that. It's very just a cute little alright

Look at all their smiling faces. You know about 20 years? They'll be like, we'll look at them and go, yeah, they, it's just nice to see kids being kids. And suffer.

Yeah, they'll be jaded, hate the world, they'll be exhausted, they'll be just like That's a Connell song, kinda like about the same thing, and it's called Just Like Us. Okay, so now this guy, this guy is awesome. This is where you turn tragedy into victory. Let's not do that.

and

Speaker 2 (14:47.234)
Turn the sound up on this.

That just, it scares me. See that? Now he's doing, this is me. Except for I wouldn't

Whoa, whoa, yeah

How many times have you avoided death just barely like that? Right? Look at that! gosh! Keep moving! Keep moving! He acts like... He acts like I meant to do that.

Dude!

Speaker 2 (15:06.443)
Don't sit still that's how Lincoln got it right See it I did there There's so many buttons to push my finger is exhausted already

Okay, so this next video yesterday Jeffy sent me this video and He asked before you play it before you play it. He asked me. Did you guys play this on pad and and I had just this nanosecond pause Where I was like damn it. I want to play this on the Friday live stream, you know, but I said no we didn't do it on pad so then

For the first time ever in my life, think, I felt badly for Jeff Fisher today on Pat Gray Unleashed because this next video you're about to see, he played for Pat and Pat didn't laugh. I think it's one of the funniest damn things I've ever seen in my life. And it's a traffic report out of Philadelphia, I guess. Good day. See, I used my power of deduction. Yeah, says good day Philadelphia. mean, could be Boston. So.

Philadelphia.

Speaker 2 (16:03.086)
reading this.

Speaker 2 (16:07.288)
on you.

They're doing a track for it. This guy's doing it on purpose. You can tell the guy on the right is doing this on purpose. Let it play here.

And three, two, and one.

But we'll tie in Newcastle

You

Speaker 2 (16:25.07)
Because it looks like it's coming out of his genitals. Here we go. It looks like a guy that age. He's not peeing that like that. That is not what's coming out. That not what's coming out at his age. Not to say that he's old, but is he older than me?

I think it's

Speaker 1 (16:48.94)
Gosh. I don't know. You want me to look that up? Nope.

Nope, don't. Hang on a minute. was gonna look over here, if... there, there. was... I gotta push this now. There's so many buttons, so little time. All right, there's that. What the hell is that? Sorry, I just, no, I just brought up the next one. I didn't, we don't have to, but I...

my gosh, you're getting the head from me.

Speaker 1 (17:11.111)
You know what? Let's go there. Let's do that.

I'd like to go there, I think.

Okay, so while you're getting that ready There's a minor league baseball team, okay now I'm sorry they are the Chesapeake Bay Sox and What they did is they used to be back in the day. They used to be the Chesapeake oyster catchers

It's ready. Alright, I'm not gonna...

Speaker 2 (17:28.878)
Are they called the punks?

Speaker 1 (17:47.746)
so so what they did is they have an alternate jersey alternate uniform for this year that they bring out on some of the games and well here's the logo for the throwback uniforms Chesapeake Oyster Catchers

Are you sure it's not the clam catchers?

Is cuz if I mean let's just admit what who

This is the double a affiliate for the Baltimore Orioles And so I guess whoever was running the social media said some saw an oyster Others saw something unexpected We see an opportunity to turn viral laughs into positive impact and celebration of Women's History Month

Hold on they went straight there

Speaker 1 (18:39.662)
10 % of oyster catchers merchandise sales will support. Cervic cancer or something. don't know.

hell it's it's you got the you want to see it you've got it right there I mean I can actually flip that image upside down please are you sure because I think if we flip that whole thing upside down you get a better view of the oyster is that a pearl I just realized that was a pearl

I don't know what. Yep.

Speaker 1 (19:12.098)
I don't know what people are seeing.

An oyster?

Right. A pearl and a basic one.

Christmas oyster. You ever had a Christmas oyster?

I'm not asking for a follow-up here.

Speaker 2 (19:23.434)
Are you sure? Hold on, I saved it as clam. I just have to remember where I put that. Barbecue clam. look, I found it. As a Toby just said. I see what he's referring. I get it. That's a, am I Toby?

I'm sure.

Speaker 1 (19:41.494)
It's home.

Sir? What are you talking about? What is he talking about? Don't answer that.

I'm a little surprised. I'm a little surprised. Looks like a conch shell, Kara says. Wait a second. How do I open this over there? I don't either, because it's not really. I already hit it, as Julie said. and yes, Danny Case has smashed that like button and subscribed.

That's what it looks like.

Speaker 1 (19:59.211)
Okay, I don't know what's going on now.

Speaker 1 (20:12.046)
I appreciate you guys thinking of that kind of stuff better than I do. And also go to the Instagram page. Great job as always. Gabby posted a video of a clip from last Friday's Friday live stream when Jeffy joined us and we were talking about the Egyptian pyramids and what it could really be. And you'll need to go and check out the latest.

real post whatever it is. Yeah, the actual truth about pyramids. So check that out. It's at the Mike show on Instagram, Gabby hard at work over there. So thank you.

look, that's, is that me? That's me, that's weird. Every now and then I catch a glimpse of me, and it's like, and that's something. you know what, I haven't even liked it. Hold on a second. I just did. I know, right? I'm such a hypocrite.

You know, you know you, right?

Speaker 1 (20:59.982)
So you gotta go and like and subscribe and.

Speaker 1 (21:07.45)
and by the way assuming all goes according to plan this the show ends up on spotify and and itunes places like that too

Is there a plan?

Speaker 2 (21:18.766)
There's a plan. See now, hold on, I've gotta open it. Why is it doing that? Ah, because I'm here.

I told you this, when I'm around electronic stuff, it breaks.

It's my display. All right, so I have to open that before it comes back. once I do open it. OK, so that honey, that's the mad honey. Do we not talk about?

So what's the story on this honey, by the way?

Speaker 1 (21:46.286)
we talked about it but i need you to the uh... uh... before before i forget i'm so excited for next thursday's i'm about to lose control yeah yeah uh... okay uh... uh... what next next thursday we're doing the uh... you yeah i got it

I just can't hide it.

I think I like it.

Speaker 2 (22:07.726)
I like eight spoons.

artificial intelligence show so that's gonna be exciting because there's a gentleman who is a member of this audience and he he has had a conversation with a

Yes.

Speaker 1 (22:26.99)
that that's a little concerning about what a i was trying to do uh... so you want to tune in for that i know i'm not the only one talking about the i and and what it's trying to do but it's getting a little bit mission critical right now across the board so what what what just hope that this the world doesn't come to an end before that show here's so that that's coming up on thursday the third and then i think you're going to join me uh... on the thursday deep dive on april tenth i posted a poll on twitter

And I just asked, I said, what do you sense is the single biggest cover up by the US government? Then rank them in your reply. Now, COVID out of the four choices, COVID, September 11th, JFK, Roswell, COVID firing away. I got it. Did you eat it? No, not yet. But Roswell only has 6%. And that's, that's fine. I had hoped this is what I hoped the poll would show.

Okay, sorry.

Speaker 1 (23:23.094)
because then I'm gonna rerun this poll after the April 10th deep dive and let's see what the results are then. Okay, fair enough? All right, so let's see. So just be tuning in for that. And just a reminder, there is no Friday live stream a week from now because I'm gonna commit myself into a mental institution for. Because it's fun to do. Every now and then you gotta do that. Yeah, five days. I'm sorry? Is this enough? Is this too much honey?

Why isn't... Why?

Just take a day off? What's a tunnel pearl? A tunnel pearl.

No. Well, I say no, I'm not an expert. don't know. mean, legal disclaimer, don't try this at home kids. This is not a good idea. And I don't know what's going to happen to us. I mean, I've only watched videos on this mad honey stuff. And so I'm not really sure but this mad

Am I gonna get high?

Speaker 1 (24:08.718)
Why don't I just put it in my box? Oh I can't type anything! Can't type Mattis Matt Honey to see what the hell I just ingested!

I can get you another laptop. You can't do anything

Look at it. Look at the screen. Look at the screen.

Is that a PC? This is why you don't.

So now that's why I gotta keep going to my phone.

Speaker 2 (24:32.184)
Would you like an iPad? So Matt, what? No kidding. This right here. gosh. Do you know how much this was?

Do now!

For this, for how much is the?

I'm afraid to say I want to hear you say it because if I found it for cheaper you're gonna be pissed. It's from Nepal?

Well, hang on, because I need to look. It is from Nepal. It's the maddest mad honey. And what is the ounce? What's the how much it.

Speaker 1 (25:00.176)
my god.

Speaker 1 (25:03.95)
It's crafted. Whenever something's crafted, you know it's worth it.

Right, I can't read how much it's uh... It's 3.5 ounces. Yes, there's Himalayan Giant Bees. And by the way, Sal and Lizzie B sent me the flashlight, because I'm queer for flashlights. They also sent the candle, which is uh... Was that Bard's light? I did. You don't want to ever burn your butthole.

It's crafted from, Himalayan giant bees.

what's gonna happen

Speaker 1 (25:27.912)
yeah, you almost burned your butthole.

Speaker 1 (25:34.578)
How many times do you ingest honey that says it's for 18 and over, you can't be pregnant, and you can't have a heart condition? That's what I just took a spoon for.

Wait, I can't be pregnant? Okay, it looks like you're gonna have to do this by yourself today. Surprise! Alright, so this is just a T-I-B-T-S-H-E-T out of me.

So what's going to

Speaker 1 (26:00.11)
it's anti cancer and it's also uh... a libido booster okay uh... how do you look at over here don't be looking over here

What does it taste like? To you.

Honey. Good. It was good. was really good. don't know. Liquidy honey.

kind of have a liquidy eye, because it is kind of But doesn't it have like a hint of a banana?

Then that, I mean, I'm serious. The only way that I even found out about this, and don't let me forget about this part too, because this is the, look what I found. My immunization record from when I was a Ute.

Speaker 1 (26:28.62)
I didn't pick up on the banana.

Speaker 1 (26:41.774)
No, but I was let Robert Kennedy see this bro. He'll be pissed at your parents

Well, no, because this was like 19 When was I born? 64? was I saying? Oh, yes, the bananas. So I only saw about this honey because there was a YouTube channel and dude they were doing it eating the honey and And like five of them took it and then they waited I think they waited like an hour and they're like, what are you feeling? Okay. He's like, oh man walls are

I know, I think it's hype.

So at 325 central time, we should be high as a kite.

And I hope we remember what the buttons do.

Speaker 1 (27:24.226)
But wait a minute, what do I do if I mix it with alcohol? What's gonna happen?

By the way, you shouldn't mix this with alcohol. It's a hell out of me. It's a honey. I mean, it comes from bees. And it's bee spit, really, when you get right down to So we're going to find out what happens. So this 3 and 1 ounces was $114.

Is that right?

Speaker 1 (27:41.229)
Yeah

Speaker 1 (27:50.114)
That's what I found online, yep.

And, but it does, comes from giant Nepal, bees. okay, why, okay, that, okay, because for a second I thought mine wasn't working. Seriously? Now my keyboard's not working.

told you, I have explained this phenomenon to many people in my life. It's my presence. I think what happened when I was a kid and I told a story where I got shocked and got sent flying across the room literally at my grandparents house. I think ever since then, I've got this electronic pulsing nonsense. You know what saying?

There's a dude right there going after the giant Nepalese bees. They don't look all that giant, do they? They're... I'm not really... I mean, that's not one of those where you go home. Largest bee vanished for decade? That's not it.

Lamb to be on the run

Speaker 2 (28:47.822)
He's buzzing off out there somewhere. There's nothing to see him in context. I want to see how big, whoa, what the hell is that kid doing? The Himalayan Cliff honeybee.

Whoa!

I mean look at this size of good grief these people are nuts I Can't buy so we'll see how this stuff works. It could be a giant scam

Let's

Speaker 1 (29:20.066)
so i've got a fun fact for you can see if you can let's see if you can your guests the walls the walls are doing it so there's my question for you

So high right?

when they bro

Speaker 2 (29:40.398)
Remember bongs.

do remember bugs, yes. Sorry, my ears are a little sensitive right now. They're sore. So don't play anything funny, because then won't hear it I'll be pissed and I'm left out.

bongo

Speaker 2 (29:55.662)
One of the first signs that you're catching a bee buzz.

Quick to anger.

Speaker 1 (30:03.147)
And then you add in the alcohol. I'm gonna start breaking shit now.

This is a kid should not be watching this video.

Yeah, we're a bad influence. I just want to see if you can guess, unless the people in the old YouTube chat guessed. Yeah. Okay, of all the people that live to the age of 100, what percentage do you think are women? What percentage of people that make it to 100 are women?

We are so horribly hor-

Speaker 2 (30:25.526)
Is Jeffy included?

Speaker 2 (30:34.302)
More than half. 60... no, I'm gonna say 70%. 70, 70. Why don't you back? I'm gonna say 70%. That's my final answer. I don't have any. If I did have, I would, but I don't, so I... I know. Well, I call you.

off woman

Speaker 1 (30:53.71)
That hurts my heart

Speaker 2 (30:58.444)
Toby says 78%, Sue says 60, Kara says 65.

Well, the correct answer is you're all wrong and it's 85 percent. see? No, I can't. It won't let me type.

Would you see it?

they're working so coffee lover M said 90 but I think that they said but I think that they did that right after you said the answer 85 % 85 where'd you where's that story from is a BuzzFeed she's dead

Coffee, love, right?

Speaker 1 (31:25.57)
What does that say? It says 85.

Speaker 1 (31:36.462)
Yahoo life.

See, now, do you believe them? Isn't that sad? It doesn't matter what story you're looking at now. I don't. I want to believe. I'm Fox Mulder. I want to believe, but they have effed me over so bad.

Wow, you just don't believe.

Speaker 1 (31:56.716)
I'm about going to get another... how do pronounce it again?

Liny if you just want to say a lining then just say lining, but it's a lining Google Why seriously why?

Hey, you got a picture of the teacher. that's why you could put on the screen there when you're done

I'm done screwing this up. Yeah a picture of the teacher

that i send you a link to the teacher i'll read the story and then then you can get a picture going when you get a heart that's her yeah so so here's the story okay soccer coach and special education teacher claims she's being accused of sexually assaulting a student because she's good-looking

Speaker 1 (32:33.368)
Put her picture up on the screen and share with the class. Okay, you want to think about it? Okay, you want to think about it? Okay, so you think about it, I'll keep reading the story, okay? All right. And then we'll share with the class. So what happened was, so the teacher claims that the boy that she's accused of, he was 15, that she says that he got possession of her cell phone and then sent himself explicit messages as part of a blackmail scheme.

that yet because I'm gonna think about

Speaker 1 (33:04.15)
so the boys mom initially reported the inappropriate sexual contact with his son soccer coach and tutor to the police department and then authorities say that that this teacher sexually assault of the boy well to have been a classroom for tutoring sessions and so but she says the whole thing was was a setup he got to her phone and made it seem like i know it is actually

That's absolutely pl- That's- that's quite plausible and-

The thing that throws you off is when the teacher says that she was targeted because she's so good looking.

All right, here we go.

I think she's attractive. I think that no one looks good in a mugshot.

Speaker 1 (33:48.291)
That's exactly what I'm

Well, time out, time out. That's not true. Lily Stewart. Lily Stewart, chick, the Miss A, Miss America, well, she wasn't Miss America, but the chick in Georgia who got popped speeding twice. And she looked good in her mug shot, did she not?

a weeks ago. 30 girl. Yes. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:08.277)
yeah he got a smile i think if if if our friend here the setup teacher yeah yes she she was actually trying and the motion

Let me find the Lily Stewart.

Speaker 2 (34:20.59)
Yes, well, and, uh... Okay, both of her...

Peace y'all.

Speaker 1 (34:27.513)
she did two mugshots? my god.

So here is well could they find a smaller one whoa whoa

whoa. One on the right, the crazy eyes are in full effect. my goodness, what happened between A and B? B is like, honey time! I just had a honey before this picture! The other one looks like a normal...

Shitload of

Speaker 2 (34:52.194)
He's spoonful. I'm gonna shoot that sucker She okay, she's hot I mean That's Lily

And her name's Lily. Stuart. Okay, and our chick's name is... what did I say her

Don't make me because I will just call her you know What is her name? I'm gonna say it's Gina

I can't type anything I swear this sucks wait for Mella for my teacher for Mella wait what no come on no one has to be a last name no okay okay okay Christina for Mella okay sorry part of the story cut off the printer had honey in it when I printed

I'm a

Speaker 2 (35:34.966)
What names are kid f-

Speaker 2 (35:43.246)
I mean she's she's not unattractive

Right, never, at no point am I saying she's ugly or anything like that. I'm just reading her defense to you. She was targeted because she's so, what was the quote? Quote, I'm so good looking. Christina Formella.

Good looking. What's her first name? Christina with a CH. Christina.

I'll just be over here typing as Hard at work. This is like a play computer now. I'm just over here acting like I'm a kid at an arcade without a quarter.

Just make pretend like I okay. I say Christina. I don't see a Christina Forma fo how do you spell for Milla? Or is that formula now?

Speaker 1 (36:28.046)
No, F-O-R-M-E-L-L-A See it almost sounded like a Disney like like evil witch, you know, I'm for Mella you found better picture makeup on or something or dinner hair

okay, hang on. Yeah, I did.

Someone tossed her in the pool, washed her off, took a good hard look there.

Formella or Christina Formella.

Christina from Ella she's not totally unattractive. Oh, he's an even better one from the mirror. Hang on. They did she have to have clothes on for us to show her from

Speaker 1 (37:02.488)
The mirror? Yes, preferably have close-ups. Why?

You know, we all come into this world naked. Why do we have to stay close? There she is. Christina Formella, that.

Right? Yeah, but move the cursor. Thank you.

Move. Is that what you call it? Get the cursor off her mouth. Stop touching it. Hey! Get it out of her mouth. Stop it. we're good. But no, but she is good looking. And actually she could absolutely be telling the truth that she was targeted and that it is, because that's not,

I wanted to see if there was an update but I can't type

Speaker 2 (37:38.872)
Hold on a minute, here is your... Well, no, this is just... She's holding a glass of white wine and the first thing, never date a woman who drinks white wine. They either want to marry you or sell you real estate. It's one of those two. Yeah, you just don't... If you see white wine, get the hell away from...

Wait, how is that such a tip though?

It's just a tip. I don't know, I didn't make the rules, I just read them.

okay no i'm saying like

hate an update just on her for nine minutes ago

Speaker 2 (38:08.671)
When news breaks we fix it. Hold on a minute if you've got if you've got an update What's the update

Well the update Brad is that it's the same story, it just was published nine minutes ago. Back to you.

And that concludes our breaking news.

Speaker 2 (38:35.118)
Filming honey, yeah.

walls man doing they thing.

I'm trying to, you know, when you, when you try something new, you know, like when a stranger in a parking lot hands you something and says, here, swallow this and you do it. And you're like, well, I wonder what's going to happen now. I'm not saying I would ever do that, but I'm just saying that, but, then you're like, well, I wonder if I feeling it. don't know.

When did that happen?

Speaker 1 (39:00.706)
She got married in August. Just so you know.

And Kim over it so I did not

They can't there's no snowball's chance in hell you can see can you send that picture to me or can you Can't you do that thing where you just toss something at me and it like the computer catches it or does that thing is that broken on your computer to? Asking for a friend

many people in this world that I despise.

How did we end up in the same room?

Speaker 1 (39:32.75)
but there is a list and you're on it. So, so some interesting pictures on there, but she's been married since August and I guess.

So the

Speaker 2 (39:43.522)
Well, if if I would Christina for Mella mayor, mayor, mayor. Well, hang on.

Where'd she go? Where is he? Is that her? No, that's some old dude. there she is, right there. All right, so there's... Really? Is that the guy?

like you know that's not the guy that's none of that of course it's a house with a system no suspect of thing if i have my arm wrapped around you

That's her husband. Open image in new tab.

Speaker 2 (40:18.87)
Alright, so 15 for now. I'm not excusing what she did. I'm not No, I'm just when this happens if it was if the roles were reversed and it was a dude And it was a 15 year old girl be you know, with her and the 15 we've I don't know about you, but I was a 15 year old boy once

I don't No, I remember yesterday. Remember I told you I didn't have a hot teacher after third grade.

I do.

Speaker 2 (40:49.496)
Was that just yesterday we were talking about?

I think so. That honey is kicking your ass. Hey, there was this,

You see that dinosaur? He's walking across the desk. That is so... Well, I hope you know how to do this when I fall out of the chair and onto the ground.

I do not see.

Speaker 1 (41:07.852)
I barely, I don't even have a computer. kidding me? Okay, so somebody asked the question in a tweet and they said, why do people back into parking spots? Okay, now as one who backs into parking spots.

ending strip.

Linda says I bet you wonder if she has a landing strip. I don't even know if she owns a plane.

What? Right? Anyhow, there were-

That honey. So there's a bunch of incoherent answers underneath the question, why do people back into parking spots? And I know why I back into a parking spot. And I just wonder, like, do you? Could people comment that maybe if you're a space backer inner? Because

Speaker 2 (41:56.182)
Why do you? think the question is why do you back that shit up?

Because I never know when I'm going to be running later in a hurry to get the hell out of somewhere and I want to be pointed to the exit. It's the same reason I faced the entrance at a restaurant. I want to be prepared.

No, you face the entrance at a restaurant when you sit down because if you ever have to shoot somebody with your Burn a Launcher that you can get at ProtectMyMojo.com promo code DailyMojo and get 10 % off, you want to be able to see them coming first. the backing into the parking spot is because, like you said, you want to be able to get out of there fast.

When I'm pulling into a parking lot and there's somebody coming my way and I have to just pull in, you know, the normal way I'm like, know what? Screw you for being here

But you have a truck which means if you even, so if there's not a parking spot on the other side, totally opposite view, and there's like a field or something, it doesn't matter, you can just drive right the hell through it. So you gotta remember that as a truck owner, you have options. But you'll always see cops doing it too, they always back in.

Speaker 1 (43:07.084)
Yeah, because you never know when you're get that call and you gotta go.

You got to hell I got to go in the words of Jerry Seinfeld. Seinfeld in smoking the

Hold on a second, I don't know what- Hold on, I gotta know the, huh?

Jeremy says I hit more people when I'm backing out of the parking spots than I do pulling out of them.

Hey, I wanna know what Linda's deal is. Linda says, F you Keith? What did I do? What was that all about? I don't understand. He's angry. Right? get Linda.

Speaker 2 (43:37.134)
That's a good question, but you certainly did piss off Linda. Or maybe she's just saying Foo Keith.

Okay.

And again, I have to ask, in the words of Bob Bell, would you wish the best feeling in the world on someone in anger? That is a legit question. Which why at the Daily Mojo we use it as a friendly greeting. It's like, hey, F you. F you as well. Are they really hurting your sensitive ears? What's wrong with you?

I see.

Speaker 2 (44:19.092)
I love animal videos. Did you bring some?

and on somewhere was tense well know cats yeah i get that i like these cats just tell me which one is dot kitty

There's a butt hole.

Okay, which one is Doc Kitty and which one? No, you don't know audio.

We can hear them, mean, there's, do we need? There's no audio. Oh, so don't play the audio. No, audio.

Speaker 1 (44:43.694)
Look at this guy. You know he's doing this on purpose, The one on the left is being an absolute a-hole.

Ha ha

Speaker 2 (44:52.802)
He's changed.

trying to hit him. And the one on the right is so stoic, how did I end up in the same house with this?

Ha ha.

Speaker 2 (45:00.44)
What?

He doesn't even look at him! I can't believe that I have to share space with you.

Cat he looks so pissed

The other one is so bored.

Why do

Speaker 1 (45:18.734)
Alright, so if Doc Kitty is one of those which personality he's a little bit of both, isn't he?

is, because he will, Doc Kitty will, for whatever, and I did not know Katz did it, but Doc Kitty will chase his tail. He'll get up on his little scratching thingy do, and he will just around and around and around. I've got a video of him doing it somewhere. You want to see the video of our vacation? I got, hey, have you seen the pictures of my kids? He did, he, so he would probably be the one on the left.

Okay.

Because that's what he does. He gets in there and he chases his tail.

That's cute. Where is?

Speaker 2 (46:00.958)
Somewhere. look, there's there's a Kelly's a third grade photo. That's nice. I was just going to our You know vacation photos because everybody loves to watch that I have a picture of a woman with a chicken laying on the floor Actually, no that was okay I was free where the hell I can't find it. Damn it, but that would be doc kitty on the okay on the left

What do we got?

Speaker 1 (46:19.96)
Get to pay extra for that.

Speaker 1 (46:29.894)
How about the video of the helpful raccoon? Now you'll want to pop that audio up. Of the helpful raccoon. Everybody needs...

Hang on, gotta do this and come over here. Wait for that to get off the screen so I can see the hel-

What's it like having access to a computer?

It's not nearly as exciting as you would think it is, but it is kind of nice sometimes. Here we go. Three, two, and... I my socket down in this hole a minute ago and my little helper here has been trying to help me get it out. Get it, Darda! Get that 13 millimeter. You almost got it. Okay, they are... It's in here.

That is it.

Speaker 2 (47:16.77)
not in your house when they're not in your house tearing everything up and I you know I did get it harder get that 13 millimeter so they're cute until they are dicks and in Tennessee do you know it's not legal to kill them

huh.

Speaker 1 (47:41.314)
That's, I wouldn't have guessed a southern state.

I know. I was really kind of surprised that, I love this one, I was surprised that it, but when they get into your house and they like tear into, like go into your kitchen cabinets and start tearing everything out and eating it and tearing all the rest of it up, they're not so cute. I just want you to know that. Whatever the hell that noise is, is making me insane.

Is your- is your- mic kinda loose? I need to get to a doctor. Limp mic syndrome.

I don't know what it is. It's... Right? mean, it's kind of orange too. Blood flow is cut off or something. I don't know what it is. Good luck. Thank you. But I just, I like raccoons until I don't.

I hate that for you.

Speaker 1 (48:31.183)
So... What's the best prank you've ever pulled?

that you can talk about in the air.

Damn it.

Speaker 1 (48:44.204)
God, I don't... Yeah.

Did you write? Was I supposed to look this up somewhere? Was I supposed to have an answer ready? I'm trying to think. No, because I'm I know I've done some good pranks in my life, but

Does it sound familiar?

Speaker 1 (48:57.582)
How about this one? Do think this is a good prank or do think this is an evil prank that we're about to play? let's hear your answer first.

My answer is, and I guess it's a prank, but when I was like junior high probably, we lived in California. My brother lived in, don't know, somewhere down in California also. And we would go, my mom and dad and I would go and visit him, because we didn't live in the same house, because he was like older and married. He's dead now. But he lived in an apartment and...

Sorry for your loss.

Thank you. was the same year that Cooper, the cat, died. It was the same year that Doc died. It was the same year that my mom died.

Boy, 2019 sucks.

Speaker 2 (49:41.006)
That was a hell of a year, wasn't it? So anyway, junior high, this apartment, I see some teenager hiding something in a downspout, and it turned out to be cigarettes. So was like where they hid the cigarettes so that other people could pick them up. And when we discovered that, we thought it would be really funny to go and get the cigarettes, and we emptied all the tobacco out of them, and we put rabbit turds.

and then the cigarette and then put a little bit of tobacco back in the end of it so mostly it was a rabbit turd cigarette with some tobacco in it and we never got to see the the the money shot which is kind of sad

see, that's the thing.

Speaker 1 (50:28.898)
Okay, I think that's the difference between fun and evil. Like if you set something up and you have no intention of being there for the payoff, you're just a bad person. Being a dick? Right. If it's like a friend and you want to laugh with him and stuff or laugh at him. In other words, it's less evil to laugh at your friend than to just be nowhere near them when they're suffering.

I wanna- Isn't that weird? You're not wrong. I just like imagining that person pulling the smoke out and lighting it and going, this tastes like shit. It's like, yes it does.

Yeah, and there's a reason why okay, so so what do you think of this this prank here? There's a snake coming your way You're in a tent

Thank you.

Hang on now. And yes you are in trouble in 3, 2, and 1.

Speaker 2 (51:23.598)
Is that a real steak?

No, he's remote controlling it or something.

Ha ha ha ha!

Speaker 1 (51:35.438)
Oh no, that's a bad day. That's a bad day. Oh, he's gonna grab him.

No, it's a towel. I thought the same thing.

No, no, no, there's a stuff in

hell.

Okay, that is pretty fun.

Speaker 1 (52:00.134)
It's funny until he gets his butt

Yeah, until they find his dead lifeless body inside a dumpster dismembered Right. Hold on saying somebody says something about purple No, know but then he said it was Jeremy says Brad orange is okay when it starts turning purple you should be worried And it's been over what five hours

Yeah, that's funny.

Speaker 1 (52:14.926)
That was your microphone

Speaker 1 (52:27.042)
Gotta call a doctor. Your microphone turns purple. I'll tell you that.

for over. Do you remember the Jack in the Box commercial where Jack is visiting his parents and his mom and he's sitting at the kitchen table and then the door opens, the bedroom door and daddy Jack walks out and he goes, honey it's been more than five hours we need to call the doctor. And I

Daddy Jack

Speaker 2 (52:55.435)
And you can't see anything because he's standing and the toaster is blocking his view. And when I saw that the first time, I was like, was that real?

Wait, what? Was that real? Was the in Box guy real?

No, the commercial because it's just so way like whoa, they're talking about

Speaker 2 (53:19.15)
And to the point where it's like, am I high?

Had you had super duper honey at that point?

Was it a day ending in Y? No, I don't think I had, you know, if they ever look at my browser history and they, why did you do Jack in the Box commercial erection? Oh yeah, this is it. I'll be damned, I found it that easy. And so I was like, wow, this cannot be real, but I guess, hang on, I think it is real in three, two, and one.

Aw, Mom, you still clip coupons. Well, it all adds up. That's sweet, Mom. In honor of your thriftiness, I'll serve two croissant sandwiches for just three bucks, made with fresh egg, sausage, or our new hickory-smoked bacon and melting cheese. You're such a good son. I'm so glad you dropped by. I love coming home, Patty, call the doctor. It's been more than four hours. Hijack. I gotta go.

wasn't that weird? It's so **** it makes no sense I know it's like who knew that Jack first of all why is Jack's mom got a regular head and why does his dad and right yeah why does he have a jack-in-the-box head and then what I mean

Speaker 1 (54:28.11)
weird

Speaker 1 (54:46.734)
That's a good one. He had a- Wait, how do we know he was talking about that? This feet. Maybe it's been four hours since he left. Ohhhh. Shoe won't come off. You're weird. I don't even know how you got there. I don't- Must be that hot.

Cause he looks down.

Speaker 2 (54:57.45)
I hadn't thought about that, you're right.

Either Linda remembers that commercial Wow Toby said something funny. I don't know cuz Sue said funny Toby And But Toby we look we like to tell the newer drivers that all stop signs outlined in white are optional Oh, no, oh no, wait a minute where do what new drivers?

What say?

Speaker 2 (55:28.524)
Like people that, are you talking about immigrants, Tony? Not Tony, Toby. Are you talking about immigrants? Holy snarky, I'm starting to. This is, you want some more?

much honey did you- Is that- I'm okay. I mean sure, I don't care.

No, says, there's like a warning on here, it do not, do not take more than a teaspoon of this stuff every 24 hours.

Really? don't dare me to do stuff. Right, mean seriously. I'm talking about the label. Don't tell me how to live.

warning contains a consumer responsibly

Speaker 1 (56:05.567)
Kiss my ass, I'll have some more.

Here it is here safety guidelines do not exceed one tablespoon. What is this of mad honey and only 20? That's a tea

It's a teaspoon. So how many teaspoons are in a tablespoon? Like, I'm not good at math. Somebody, somebody... Since I can't Google it for myself, somebody tell me how many teaspoons make up a tablespoon.

Isn't it like 1.2?

They'll be like, I think it's eight, Keith.

Speaker 2 (56:31.502)
I don't... It is not easy.

I think it's about a dozen, and then you're okay. You're not gonna have any problems until you get about 20 of those spoons.

Brad must be high. Runs good, big gov are bad. Guns are, guns are good, big gov are bad. I got it. Three, three.

15 bucks on this? I'm afraid to have too much of this. I mean I'm hap- not for me.

You know you want it. how you're dressed. The Gulf of America. I just saw your shirt. I'm starting to worry I can't talk. Brad must be high. don't know. 31 to 2. It is good. 3 teaspoons to a tablespoon.

Speaker 1 (57:09.9)
It's good though.

I wish it tasted like, you know, crap. And then I wouldn't be so tempted to have even more of this.

Give me more of that honey that tastes like crap. Crap. I love that stuff. I just thought that was a weird commercial for...

It is, it makes no sense, it's just weird.

It just, let's talk about hamburgers and erections. I'm pretty sure that was a band. Hamburgers and erections.

Speaker 1 (57:38.808)
college so i thought this is funny somebody typed up a sub-gutfeld said last week history they are said we should cut space x because we already have nasa in cut felt said we should cut the view because we already have the animal planet

I saw that. I cannot for the life of me figure out why these people are that crazy. I really, I'm still, I'm having...

serious mental illness in this country that has gone not only I don't know what's there's multiple theories but it's it's not being addressed put it that way

There is, and I just saw this girl on, let me see if I can find it, because she, something receives it. Julie plays receipts. And she played a video of, where the hell is, she played a video of Obama talking about all the waste and fraud in government. how we. Yeah. If you've seen it.

Yeah. They set up a task force with Biden running it. Nobody's going to mess with Joe. And yeah, exactly. they're exactly and they even use like the same language that they're using now to describe Doge. Yeah. And it's like you loved it then in theory. But boy, when it's actually being put into practice, the little demons come out of the woodwork to. Yeah, we need to post that later. Yeah, because it's kind of like a five minute video. 2011.

Speaker 2 (58:53.218)
Right

Speaker 2 (59:07.337)
It is screeched about it.

Speaker 1 (59:15.98)
obama white house yet okay hold on i just thought of something we have to address what is the deal with the four sheriff's deputies over six weeks committing suicide same department as a hairs county that's metro houston no

I'm holding

Speaker 2 (59:28.056)
from the same department.

Speaker 2 (59:32.864)
I don't...

I can't type it in to find out, so let me know. Alright, I can't let this one go. This is not just people that are just all depressed at the same time. Something is happening, and I want details on how they killed themselves, supposedly.

Four current and former sheriff's deputies from Texas office died by suicide six weeks. Harris County Sheriff Ed Gonzalez wrote on Facebook, Texas Sheriff's office mourning the loss of four blah blah blah. March 19th, he announced on Facebook that a retiree had died from an apparent suicide. Three for us with the up and span of a week. Wow.

Metro Houston.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16.736)
So three were in a

Wait a second, is it two women and two men? Okay, that's really weird. When you, I mean, generally speaking, you don't normally see women doing that. female police officers. That is, there's something, and there's the image. That's wild. Marcella McNeese is, these tragedies serve as I'm not buying it.

I'm looking at these individuals and just on my gut instinct, having no information whatsoever, just looking at them thinking, come on.

You think that they're.

Two beautiful women, got two guys who've been around. They're probably tough as nails. They're law enforcement. I realize that people struggle in the shadows. I got that. But I'm just not buying four over six weeks. Could pop up ads for People magazine. Perfect time for that. You double dip your spoon? I mean, you bought it. You can do what you want to do. What would you do? I poured it into my spoon. Twice.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21.4)
Sorry, was, hang on.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29.964)
I could have just stuck my tongue in it. Take the win. That, there's something.

So I guess I'll just take that and

Speaker 1 (01:01:38.144)
Okay, so I did see a theory today. There's no information whatsoever. It's just a theory from one person.

and this guy said i'd bet they uncovered again no evidence uncovered a child sex trafficking ring or something and somebody got to them or something they they uncovered something they knew something about somebody and somebody did something about it before they can really get down

They knew something.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05.326)
would not surprise me because yeah that's again it's it's like the the story about the the woman taking pictures of the dudes in the bathroom is like women don't do that and then this the four cops same department no no you're right there's something and the worst again the worst part I keep looking for my foot still almost not down there did you know because it's got a candle on it so

want me go find something for you?

I can take the candle off.

I'm a little queer for candles. It's okay. I don't have... I mean, I've got my Brad's last nerve candle, thank you. Oh, yeah. Oh, look. It's on fire.

It smells good too. like it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50.296)
You know what? Fire hot.

Did you burn your nose hairs bro?

You know, I had a friend who used to trim his nose hair by taking a match and going, oh my gosh. I know, crazy, right? But it worked.

I bet that guy jumped out of planes for fun.

I did try it once and it does work. otherwise it's a pain in the ass to you know get you're doing it wrong. We don't nothing is believable.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15.566)
Take a sneeze.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19.822)
nothing on its surface

is driving me crazy because you cannot trust almost literally

anything.

you know what's driving me crazy is that you took care of the candle presumably so you could have your foot stool and then you left your foot stool

Because there was an extra cup on it now, you know why I need a footstool because I've got That falls out of my pants all the time It was my wallet

Speaker 1 (01:03:51.47)
I couldn't see what you're referring to.

You people really disgust me sometimes. say anything. I just want you to know that. Okay. I mean, I'm just I'm really disgusted. Nah, we're good. Hang on a second. Is it somebody was saying something about something outside? Jeremy, burned hair and sulfur.

Get over Simpson.

Linda says, trousers. Linda, what the hell is wrong with you?

Hmm.

Speaker 2 (01:04:22.892)
Linda, what is wrong with her? What is wrong with Linda?

Earlier she told me she said F you I didn't know what she was saying you get the honey going how about them walls huh? crazy town

Is she out there snorting the honey?

Speaker 2 (01:04:35.18)
I did not ever notice that growing vine on that wall.

is

Is that a ring of fire? Is that a vine of... It's a ringing vine of fire.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50.255)
I heard about that yesterday on our good friends, Cheering the Fat. Yeah.

I'm pretty sure everybody's heard this story by now, but I just want to ask you a question. Because he put $5, five things to happen. Tennessee Volunteers win the baseball title last summer. Dodgers win the World Series. Ohio State wins football national championship. Eagles win the Super Bowl. So now he needs Duke to win the NCAA tournament basketball.

Yep.

five dollar payout hundred sixty eight thousand three hundred of duke wins you know they offered in fifty thousand dollars to cash out this is before duke one last night so now do is one of the final eight teams so i presume that the pair of problems around seventy five grants like that right now

I heard 50.

Speaker 1 (01:05:32.878)
you that's what it was before duke one last night uh... is one game closer uh... all as you know is only three wins away right for for to to only three wins away now from him making a hundred sixty eight grand do you take the payout at this point or have you been in for so long just like i write because i've done a parlay i've done a parlay you can't zoom in can you

You it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59.278)
What do you want from me?

No, saying this is a big number right here.

What? What's a big number? I can't see it.

I can't. It's not worth it. This is, I am so rooting for this guy or whoever the hell this is. I almost said girl, but girls aren't degenerate gamblers like us guys. So, what's that now? What do we got here? on. That hurt something.

I mean, not all of them. No, no, it's no, it's good. No, most women are not. Most women.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32.974)
No, no, no, no. She... No, the bet... One of the seven wives.

I mean, but they had so many other flaws too.

close did you live to a casino?

And let me let me back up. I'm not saying women aren't degenerate gamblers. I said that wrong I don't think of women as doing sports betting

I think about women taking naked shots of men in a bathroom either. Just saying.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03.48)
Wait, what are we? Is there something? The woman. haven't talked about that.

the dude the woman who was the dude we did yeah we did that remember the dude who was the the was that really was that really yeah did have you

That was before we started recording. Yes!

Speaker 1 (01:07:20.6)
very funny what you call it i think you need to tell everybody the story it's hysterical with this newspaper try to do

Because women in general are not, and why is this computer doing it now, son of a.

That's me bro, it's my presence when I leave don't worry don't change a thing because I won't be here tomorrow and everything will work like normal I promise and I want you to text me about noon tomorrow and go holy crap you're so right it was only messed up when you were here

It's really irritating.

So this is hysterical, what you noticed about this story.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53.314)
The Metro UK website. Where is it?

no

So what it was saying was that this lady was taking pictures in the bathroom of women of men And you're like wow, whatever my number that's funny, right?

It's like women don't do stuff.

That's what you were done and so and then what happened you went back to the back of the store

Speaker 2 (01:08:32.942)
People were all over the story on on there on the in the comment section because they're like that is not a woman that's a dude and so they changed it because initially they had

Because you were thinking, okay, now it makes sense. It's a trans gay.

ago. Yeah, here is the they changed the headline from woman jailed for recording hundreds of men in public toilets to sex offender. Okay, jailed. And it's like, so they finally they were like, Whoa, I guess we should change that. what they didn't do. in and you I'm not sure you can do this anyway, is they didn't change the permalink up in the in the permalink is like the the

just like it sounds. It's the forever link to a webpage that if you change it, you're gonna lose all of the hits you had on that particular webpage. So if you hover over the tab, it still says the old headline, woman jailed for recording hundreds of men using the toilet. it's just, mean, and he does look like a degenerate. his, Cleo Sunter, Cleo Sunter, who is,

hysterical.

Speaker 1 (01:09:47.832)
How you.

actually John Leslie Graham. And then you just don't see women doing, to your point, degenerate stuff. In general, I'm sure there are some freaks out there, but in general you do not see women doing that kind of thing. Because women keep us civilized.

Generally speaking and then we don't when you lose the women in your society you lose your society Back off woman. What our society's been trying to do for a century

Don't they?

Speaker 2 (01:10:17.028)
Exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22.816)
Right, then trying to write women off the page.

No, that's not where I was going.

What is... guns are good, big government are bad. FFS. What's that mean? FFS? Thank you. I can't believe you that. I did.

What? For fuck's sake.

wait, I just stumbled into that one.

Speaker 2 (01:10:44.59)
Y'all get an ad blocker!

my gosh! Linda, wait, is that Linda?

No, was guns are good, big gov are bad. Wow. You want to see a trick for getting rid of the ad?

Your little computer monitor really...

You do 12ft.io slash and then paste the URL back in there and it sanitizes the whole page. Right? I mean, it's really good unless you are, you can't see it. guess I should probably put that up there. It gets rid of them all, but it's a pain in the ass to go into every website you're going to do and type in 12ft.io slash and then put the.

Speaker 1 (01:11:08.314)
no.

Speaker 1 (01:11:15.106)
That's good stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30.53)
you heard jim nance the awesome announcer he's picked april fourteenth twenty thirty six is that he's gonna retire i think will be seventy six six or so as a day after the masters in twenty thirty six and from his fifty first masters if all those according to plan

killed that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:49.016)
He'll die before then. mean, why would you? How old is he now? He's 65 now.

Hello friends, Jim Nance at Augusta.

Hey, good, go. I love Jim when he would say that. That wasn't Jim Nance? They look a lot alike. I mean, they're really short, they're kind of thin dudes. Not in the least. Really? Crazy.

Do not

Speaker 1 (01:12:15.982)
is a large man I think he's on ESPN plus maybe every now and then

What's he doing now?

Why'd fire? did Why did he? There's some there's a backstory.

There is a backstory and I think it involves his wife and alcohol Google that sometime I don't know that it affected his employment, but there is a story has something to do with Here you type it since I can't type type for me be my hands Type in Chris Berman wife Chris

Speaker 2 (01:12:52.238)
Holy, you know what, I'm gonna do it over here so everybody can see me do it. Chris Berman, wife? Wife, wife, alcohol. The wife of ESPN broadcaster Chris Berman was served alcohol even though she was already drunk just before she killed herself? Another driver in a Connecticut car crash. Holy shnikey.

Yeah

Like that. like that. Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:13:17.387)
And another

Speaker 1 (01:13:21.486)
What year is that? Twenty- That's about when he vanished from the- whoa! I don't know if they're connected at all, it's just about the same time, I think. So...

2018

Speaker 2 (01:13:32.172)
That would kinda F up your world, wouldn't it? That would suck.

But again, like you were saying, I mean, the women of our society, I mean, they're not considerate, and so they keep us together, they're the glue, they really hold everything, you know, good and con-

It almost is like we planned that whole thing right there. It's almost like we planned that simply to make a point.

but yet we're just dead.

And we are that lucky we're that good we put in a lot of time no prior to this program

Speaker 1 (01:14:06.37)
No, and in fact, we up at a better segue than what I was trying to get to by bringing up Jim Nance. You see, I was going to talk to you about golf ethics because there was a, I didn't send in a video. Well, so, I mean, you're supposed to be honest, you know, and, and police yourself out there. That's a gentleman's sport. So I want to, I want to, I want to ask you and the audience, what do they think about this? Okay. Cause I feel like I may have done this at one point.

just because it's within the rules. feel I did or somebody with me, I don't know, it doesn't matter. So a guy at a golf tournament, PGA tournament, he hit his ball and it landed in the sprinkler head. Okay. So you get relief. Okay. So you get one club head. I don't know if you ever played golf, you so as long as you don't drop the ball any closer to the hole,

I cannot hit the broadside of a bar.

Speaker 1 (01:15:03.904)
As long as it's within one club length of where you're in that man-made hazard, which in this case is like a sprinkler head, you can drop it and then hit from there. So he does that, but he purposefully drops it into another sprinkler head. Look, poor course design. He picks it up, another club length, still no closer to the hole. Now he's out of the rough. He's in the fairway. Is that wrong?

he didn't break a rule then why wouldn't you do

He did not break a rule.

that some people didn't like it but fix the rules genius right I feel like I did that or somebody was with me in a tournament maybe was like a best ball tournament or something I feel like I've been a part of something like that before

tough shit for them man right

Speaker 2 (01:15:53.262)
It's not against the rule. And I mean that's what they go after Trump all the way, declare bankruptcy is a tool. Same thing. Shut up on Trump would you? Okay I'm sorry. I was having a little argument in my brain.

Do you do that a lot?

The good news is I always win. The bad news is I always lose.

I just thought of something. That's good. So you're batting 500. That's Hall of Fame worthy right there. So you just gave me a good idea. know how yesterday we were trying to brainstorm. Like what should I pay people or what should pay? Help me with that honey doing to my brain.

Legal yes ethical borderline? Jeremy shut up. It's either against the rules or it's not.

Speaker 1 (01:16:33.198)
There we go. You're wrong. I like it. You're wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:16:40.046)
If you go down the well, you could do that all day long with well, should you, eh. Why would you change the rule? Anyway, you had a great idea about something.

Change the rules.

Speaker 1 (01:16:54.862)
Oh yeah, so we were saying like, what would people pay for? Like a subscription? Yep. And that's assuming I can't ever get logged in to Twitter ever again. That may not even... I may be locked out right now for all I know. I can't... I have no idea. So... What was my point? Oh yeah! Would people pay to hear my arguments with myself? Like we were just talking about. Because I talk to myself all the time. Just gotta know when to hit record. Like hit... hit... go... live.

hey before i was going to say is that i was going to go and go live so you can hear this debate

Speaker 1 (01:17:31.239)
You know what, already decided. Never mind, have a good day y'all.

That's not a horrible idea.

And it's like, anytime you have a moral or ethical question in your life, your subscribers get to help you make your life decisions. my gosh, this honey is giving me money making ideas. Give me some more.

Another honey is your face getting hot

think your air needs to come on. I'm not gonna. it's cause I closed. Bath, are you home? I heard stuff out there, so I was like trying to.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00.078)
Yeah, you did shut the door

Speaker 2 (01:18:07.65)
You mean audio hallucinations? that what you heard? Jeremy, Jeremy, let it go. Is legal just poor sportsmanship? It's not poor sportsmanship. How he follow the rules.

Give us a word on that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:21.622)
I love this debate. This is why I brought it up so we could have this conversation.

follow the rule, how is that poor sportsmanship?

You used the rule. Let's not talk about this situation specifically. Is it possible to play within the rules and still be a bad sport?

one more time.

Is it possible, forget this example, to play within the rules and still be a bad sport?

Speaker 1 (01:18:53.774)
And it's probably case by case.

Yeah, but The letter of the law was followed the spirit of the law was molested and there wasn't even any white wine involved well first of all we don't know that there wasn't any white wine involved so but the spirit of the law I Mean the whole idea behind that particular rule is that it is a

relief a relief from the man-made no you're getting relief from the from the hazard if i add from the hazard does that make it less sexual and you're using your club you're using your club to measure and then you drop your balls back next to them

Sounds strangely sexual.

Speaker 2 (01:19:27.479)
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:19:32.64)
Isn't sex a hazard?

I rest my right next to your club. That's where they should stay most of the time. But it, I mean, again, you are you. Whoa. It fell out again. It's stop. You're using the rule to your advantage now. And where wouldn't you do that? I mean, again,

I didn't do

Speaker 1 (01:20:07.264)
I like this topic. I might have to do a drinks with Keith and bring this up. This is a hot topic here.

Me with Keith. You know how that would get expensive really fast? You go through like a three and a half ounces of that stuff.

Hey, is Beth, is that Beth chiming in? What's happening here?

it is! Holy damn!

Are you down the hall? Where are you?

Speaker 2 (01:20:29.646)
She must be in the lobby. The motel's fairly large and there's a lot of, she's she's probably hanging out in room six again with that, you know.

Okay, hold on a second. Is the side effect of honey, this, this, this, what's it called honey? kind? Mad honey? Is the side effect like just intense hunger? Because let me tell you something. I rolled up here at one o'clock, which means at 1230, I was at the McDonald's, not far from here. I had two triple cheeseburgers and an order of fries. Two cheeseburgers? I was hungry. Don't judge.

Madhoney

Speaker 2 (01:21:04.366)
Who tripled you?

Speaker 2 (01:21:08.758)
You just love that meme.

Can I just finish my thought here? How did I have, because I said to myself, I said, I don't want to get hungry if I'm at Brad. God, what is happening? And I'm thinking, I purposefully gorged myself.

because I'll just eat his meat.

Speaker 2 (01:21:28.366)
Meet it is for oh, that's a good point. It's 420 Eastern Time

That's a big and guns are big are bad. Okay, you're high.

I'm not, I'm just hungry.

You don't

I'm hungry as hell and I'm just trying to figure out what

Speaker 2 (01:21:49.134)
I got some honey. if you had did you eat any of those? Where did I put them? chocolates Don't try not to Those are the Lindor truffles those were sent by Deb Treadway and Beaver And they they got those are the blueberries and cream right there though they will change

down here.

Speaker 2 (01:22:14.412)
your orientation I'm telling you am queer for candles I am hold on don't be putting that away until I have some. I'm queer for candles I'm queer for flashlights I am queer for Lindor truffles and they're really you should have one this is the white chocolate now because they got warm in the in transit and some of the ooze from the inside oozed

Which one is that one? I'm a white trapper.

Speaker 1 (01:22:42.798)
You have like a napkin or something? I do not. Okay. I'm good.

You wanna just lick your fingers? Look, I did an offer. You know what? Why would you get all over me for offering? I need you some paper. That's good, that worked. Now we got the munchies, Eric says. Jeremy says, oh Keith, did you ever receive a big ass box?

I'm not gonna get on any for me.

Speaker 1 (01:22:59.896)
So prep good for something.

Speaker 2 (01:23:12.094)
of ready to eat bacon like two to four years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:23:18.798)
I would have said thank you if I had of. Sure would of.

And no, we are obviously not watching our carbs. right, 20 bucks, Jim is downtown.

What's a carb?

Speaker 1 (01:23:29.774)
So, you want to hear something awesome? Your microwave's got lots of bacteria in it.

But doesn't it get killed every time you turn it on and zap some?

maybe. I don't think so, But I was going to say, it's not the end of the world as long as it just doesn't touch your food.

You know what? think a little bacteria is good for you. helps your immune system and all of our immune systems right now are all compromised and stuff from, you know, the rona and all that. And as long as it's not that deadly fungus. one, did you see that? There's a deadly fungus. According to the CDC, we are now, there's a deadly fungus among us.

No.

Speaker 1 (01:24:13.71)
I love those man. We didn't have enough stuff

It's Candida auris.

It's going to need a PR firm. Make it sound a little bit more tough.

Candida arias, deadly drug resistant fungus, CDC calls an urgent threat is spreading in hospitals. And Seth Rogen has new show on Apple TV Plus.

Hang on a second.

Speaker 1 (01:24:39.81)
So, I wasn't aware of that. So, this CDC, not like the scare fear-mongering CDC of old, the RFK CDC.

The RFK CDC, For subscribers, kink and rough sex are at the heart of a rape case against an actor. Is that that, is Andrew Tate an actor? I don't know. Isn't he the dude that was like, where is he, Florida? But anyway, I mean, how, that's, for Christ's

Interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:25:05.134)
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:25:13.486)
They're so desperate.

You know, I understand because we have to, you know, put, well, we actually don't have any ads on the DailyMojo.com. Nothing that pops up like that. But, but I get that you have to have that sort of thing. You do because otherwise this is an expensive hobby. But the, the, the urgent threat, mean, that fungus just doesn't look

Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:25:44.43)
I mean, it doesn't even look like it has teeth.

They have alien bodies now that have teeth.

I mean it really just kind of looks like sperm on a dish.

Wait, what is the- no! Not to me!

It doesn't, it kind of does. Do you see the shapes? I see an elephant.

Speaker 1 (01:26:04.716)
Gosh, a winning lottery ticket.

I see a number. I see. I do. see 17. have you had? How many ounces is that thing? I had two of these when we started, and so we've only got one left. No, I see the 17.

Wait, you see a numph?

Speaker 1 (01:26:26.392)
Hey, is this something for your mojo subscribers, or am I wrong?

Actually it is if you are a subscriber to the Daily Mojo if you are an insider to see No, you have to be in like an upper level because we send out a box every quarter box full of stuff and this time around the box is going to have a one of my books signed It's got some other stuff in there and we're also thanks to one of our fabulous patrons Michael V who

for his birthday sent us a 3D printer. Because at the Daily Mojo, when you have a birthday, you send us. Right? Is that another streetwalker? They wander in here all the time. Hey, if you're going to be peddling that stuff, take it outside on the street. You can't ever. And for crying out loud, turn a fan on. But.

I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:27:23.712)
You, he sent the, it's an incredible, had the biggest problem with ladies of the evening. They wander into the lobby and they are just, they're always trying to sell something. But anyway.

Here comes trouble.

Speaker 1 (01:27:42.382)
Should I close this door?

That's just white noise. See, now it's going to get hot again, and we're going to go, is it hot in here? But anyway, so these boxes were 3D printed. so these will go out. It was hard at work. I was having some issues with it because 3D printing is not complicated.

I saw your machine over there, hard at work.

Speaker 1 (01:28:03.694)
like Bitcoin mining.

It gets challenging. anyway, Michael V., the official Michael V. Department of Research and Conundrums, we're going to announce the grand opening of that next week on the Daily Mojo.

I got one last thing about this stuff they find in your microwave. You want to know one of the leading items they find in there is stuff that's found on human skin. Like the bacterial colonies that normally are on human skin are in microwaves. Isn't that exciting?

All the fungus, yes, the sperm.

Speaker 2 (01:28:44.02)
love that stuff. like the germs, let's see, what do they call the bacteria that lives on you? Bacteria that lives on your skin close up. Cause you've ever seen those?

No. it's great. nasty.

Yeah, this is That's like, this is... That's some of the stuff. Those are your hair follicles right there. And I mean you got these big...

Those were my hair follicles, there's very few empty holes in them.

You got you got your big green balls laying around

Speaker 1 (01:29:17.556)
on your head? Wait, how did you get green balls on your head?

It is not easy. You have to go through the Cirque du Soleil training course. Book smash! And you have blue pills laying all over on your... That's a kinky little... Look at that! I mean, you really... Can you imagine if you could like see this stuff?

Ho-smack!

Speaker 1 (01:29:33.934)
What kind of scalp is this?

Speaker 1 (01:29:42.006)
Eugh.

Speaker 1 (01:29:46.313)
yeah. I wouldn't, you wouldn't sleep.

No, because damn that looks like... Yeah, would just not be fun. That's gross. It really is, but you know what, it's art in a way. I don't like it. It is art in a way. In a way. And so you're saying that that stuff is in your microwave.

Burn your skin off. That's what you do.

Speaker 1 (01:29:59.384)
Yeah, I don't

in a way.

Speaker 1 (01:30:07.796)
Yes, that's exactly you brought it home. You check this out. Check this out. Listen to this talking about nasty stuff that we touch and stuff. Well, it can be tempting to that story from the Daily Mail says it can be tempting to dash into a public toilet when you're out and about and desperate to we. OK, see, when you know a story is going to be bad, you set it up with like this from the Daily Mail. You don't act like this is your own creation.

This is

Speaker 1 (01:30:34.702)
But next time you run into your local cafe to use the toilet always check the loo roll Listen to this person took the tik-tok to reveal that the tiny marks often seen on public toilet paper are made by drug users Who are cleaning their dirty needles?

I've seen something

one person commented this happened to me literally almost had a panic attack if the role has indents or rust colored marks than it's safer to avoid using tissue

Okay, yes, I've seen that. have? Yeah, I mean not in person. It's bathroom in room seven. Before you leave the motel, just take a look at room seven.

What a town are you going?

Speaker 1 (01:31:19.771)
Is it unlocked? Do I need a key card to get in there?

If you use your hip just right, your door pops right open.

And there's a chance the blood could be infected with a viral disease. In September, Dr. Sermond Mezzer, a GP who boasts over 200,000 TikTok followers, claimed transmitting a virus through toilet paper was a very rare but possible risk.

Anything is possible. That's that's what they're talking about, right?

thing is there is yep there it is thank you

Speaker 2 (01:31:47.64)
Because yeah, they stick the needle into the end of the edge, which is a very smart way to clean your needles. Yeah. I mean, if you're going to be shooting up in a bathroom, do it right. Or you could just suck down some honey.

How you doing over there? It's been over an hour. Are the walls spinning?

It's been two days since you laughed at me.

Cuck your head to the side.

I'm sorry. was, you're right, you're angry. me. Let me get that for me. Or it could have fentanyl on it, Kara says. Why you gotta go there Kara? Why you gotta go straight to the fentanyl? I mean, what couldn't you bring up Hep C like guns are good, big government are bad, right? I just cleaned my cell phone, Danny K says. That video Keith showed in the past has me cleaning my phone daily.

Speaker 1 (01:32:37.934)
Oh yeah, Brad calls Barbara Streisand on that. Right? Remember that? And it showed the little thingies? I don't know how to find it anymore. Whatever. I don't even know if a phone works, a laptop. Nasty little gizmos on it. Revises.

Yeah

Speaker 2 (01:32:52.674)
Was that phone? Was it bacteria?

that's right. Close up. Foam bacteria close up. Let's just see what that.

wow. You know, here's the thing. If that's crawling around on my phone, I think that's pretty.

Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:33:19.214)
Let's see. yeah, that's pretty. Now that is pretty. I like that.

You're gonna have stuff crawling around. Let's have it be attractive. Let's at least let it be attractive.

Just I've often said that if you're have stuff crawler, that's your trap

Speaker 2 (01:33:43.074)
Do you know the last thing that she got arrested for, by the way, was? No, she was loitering. Was it? No, it was this weird because she got popped twice for speeding and then it was.

We're crawling around.

Speaker 2 (01:34:01.888)
It was she was hanging out with this dude at a school. were like at a school and hanging out after hours, not loitering. It was one of those random acts of of illegalness that you're like, OK, that's kind of that's stretching things a little bit. Just saying, I mean, and they should let her go. Well, and she's you know what? She's let her go. She's pretty.

Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:34:20.418)
Hmm. Target in your k-

Speaker 2 (01:34:29.208)
Good-looking people can get away with stuff.

I wouldn't know.

I would neither. I used to know. I don't anymore. I don't. I mean there was a time.

And then you were like, man, I'm not getting away with stuff like I used to. What's happened?

Took a look in the mirror and I'm like holy shit I look like I don't look that good right there But you know here's the here's the funny thing is one day. She's gonna look in the mirror. I go damn it I used to be good-looking

Speaker 1 (01:34:49.121)
lost.

Speaker 1 (01:34:57.454)
on time out. Yeah, yeah, right. And what did I do? I loitered. I took advantage of situation by loitering. Okay, before I give Brad instructions, everyone stop eating. Everyone stop eating. Everyone stop eating. And now Brad's going to read Linda's comment.

Lloyd.

Speaker 2 (01:35:11.192)
Start safe word.

Speaker 2 (01:35:22.584)
Gross of the day, in the grocery store today, a large woman riding an electric cart had a large shiny boil on the top part of her back. I just wanted to reach out and pop it.

Reach out and touch faith.

Guns are good big of our bad ADD plus elucidogenic honey equals Brad and Keith today ADD plus elucidogenic honey Keith or skink Queen B Queen B says am I in the right place? you're prowling. Thank you John Rosach prowling Eat that eat that thing

What'd miss there?

I am so hungry.

Speaker 1 (01:36:07.726)
Has this been sitting here since October?

Put it in your mouth.

It's a Rice Krispie treat with a Halloween like monster face on it.

I would eat the hell out of Linda says sorry Brad, happy birthday. I know it doesn't look right. It looks so much smaller when you get it out of there. You pop it out of the packaging and it's

Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:36:26.424)
You gotta help me

Speaker 1 (01:36:34.03)
If you're doing anything special for your 29th birthday yesterday.

no. Something you can talk this about or? Then don't.

It was the restraining order.

But it's okay. It's alright. Not parading, Kara. It was prowling. Why am I itchy?

Speaker 1 (01:36:55.104)
It's a residual from the honey.

have itchies. have... That sounds weird. Isn't it though?

That's a good microphone right there. Okay, we didn't need it. Stop, please, Lord. where are my keys? Where the hell?

We've hidden them in the microwave.

Honestly, where are my keys?

Speaker 2 (01:37:20.822)
in a can of soup. Keith is at Brad's motel. Brad has a motel. Queen B, where the hell have you been? Yes. We've been at the Desert Air Motel now for...

Twitter, shame on Twitter. That's why we're not on Twitter today. It's all Twitter's fault, it's not Keith's fault at all. I got a question for you. Are we ever going to see the Epstein files?

Twitter was down. Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:37:44.726)
No. We're never going to see the Epstein files. We're never going to get resolution on the JFK. And now, what was the thing? Gene Hackman.

Is there some development? Yes! I don't know.

They released the body cam footage and two things. Number one, no one has claimed the bodies.

Is this airable? This footage of the body? Yeah. I have not seen this.

Well, there's nothing... No, no, no, you don't get to see Gene Hackman and Herd Lane, they're dead. It's... Let's see if I can find it. No, you don't get to see them. I mean... God, you... What is wrong with you? I know I was looking for the same thing.

Speaker 1 (01:38:38.03)
What kind of body cam footage is this?

It's not very, it's not the good stuff, but the. Let's see, I think this I think we might get something here life they learned from a handyman. They are dead. They also hear the barking of one of their dogs that stayed loyal until the end.

You can hear Gene Hackman's distraught dogs barking as cops approached the home where the Hollywood legend and his wife were found dead. The Santa Fe Sheriff's Department released chilling body cam video showing deputies peering through the windows at Hackman's multi-million dollar home. We gotta figure out what's going on first. My concern is a carbon monoxide issue.

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They found one of their beloved German Shepherds loyal to the last standing watch over the body of Hackman's wife, Betsy. bottom, one on the top floor. Shepherds guarding her. Last contact with them was by phone two weeks ago. The groundskeeper who first discovered the bodies chokes up as he describes what he saw.

Speaker 2 (01:39:45.242)
Sorry. I mean, wouldn't... F with your day that you go in there and you see, well, I guess through the window. one of the... In the story that I read, I swear that the person said that they had just talked to his wife, like I think the verbiage was a couple days ago.

No, I can't imagine.

Speaker 2 (01:40:10.538)
Which kind of throws the timeline.

I, and it's weird that no one has claimed the bodies. Nobody has come, what, weird stuff was happening in that family. I guess they were estranged, the kids were, but I mean, they have not, they're just gonna leave them there? I mean, the kids apparently are pissed off for whatever reason, mainly because I think they didn't leave them any money.

Okay, so let me ask you this. I realize that the kids, I guess the falling out, went back to when they got married, right? He married someone younger. I think that's when it happened, if I'm not mistaken. Regardless, regardless, for my point, it doesn't matter. And this is very cynical of me. But, as bad as these, you know, as were...

The world will do that to you.

Speaker 1 (01:41:08.428)
as people are painting the kids, Gene Hackman's kids, right? Say, man, how did you not check up on them? does a... Okay, let me see, this is tortured. My thought on this is very tortured, so I'm gonna try to make it somewhat coherent despite the honey. Okay. I guess kudos to them in a way, and here's my point. Kids, if you were so nasty toward your dad,

To the kids?

Speaker 1 (01:41:38.732)
that you didn't want to have any relationship with him to the point where you're so estranged you have no idea that he's been dead for weeks laying on his floor in his house. Right? Is that better than if they had carried on a fake relationship with him for decades just because they knew how much money he had?

Is it better to be just a total ass to your parents if you can't stand them or fake it so you can inherit his money?

Mmm. We're talking a lot of money.

That's what I'm saying. You have to fake that you like him for 20, 30 years. Even if you're very pissed off at him. Does that make you a worse person than if you just ignore him completely?

It wouldn't have brought it all into the spotlight if they just had even faked a normal relationship 80 million dollars Goes into the trust that we say kids the kids are 65 62 and 58 Yeah, you know so they and he left them out of the will It's possible that the three are named among his trust benefactors though according to MSN if that is

Speaker 2 (01:42:59.2)
if that is the case. The fact though that no one brought up the Alzheimer's thing until after he's dead. I mean, we didn't hear anything about Alzheimer's until after we find out that he's been dead for two weeks or whatever it was and his wife had been dead for a week while he was there. And we still don't know that that's the case.

I'm still, it's just weird though that you can't at least go claim the body. So what are they, what happens to the bodies now? They just sit there, I mean something has to happen. They've been dead for a month and you can only keep them on ice for so long. They can start to go sour real fast. I that's just, I mean I didn't get along with my mom at the end.

Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:43:56.558)
It was weird. My dad died in 2013. And it wasn't until then I realized my mom and I don't get along. It was just kind of weird.

Hmm.

Speaker 2 (01:44:10.542)
I don't think she'll like me. Not many people do. Once they get to know me.

I'm I'm just debating how much I want to talk about my own dad's death. So anyway, and the fallout from that bullshit.

And then then add a little money in there and people do crazy shit Sure do from that point on then you find out who people really are weird

Yeah you do. Isn't it? You sure as hell do. Brad Staggs, that's the truth. Boy.

It is the truth. am the seeker of truth. It says so on my Twitter account. that right? Formerly known as X.

Speaker 2 (01:44:53.972)
I just so tired. X is a formerly known as Twitter. shut up.

But see, here's the thing. If you're looking, let's say, hypothetical here. Let's just say you wanted to know if Gene Hackman had a Twitter account. It's a bad example. I know he's 120 or whatever it was, but you're gonna go to Google. This is how I do it. I would type in Gene Hackman Twitter. I wouldn't type in Gene Hackman X because God only knows what would come up there.

Gene Hackman on Twitter.

I don't think this is gonna...

Gene Hackman? I don't know, see that's not, yeah. Gene Hackman.

Speaker 1 (01:45:31.296)
point is Twitter it provides context for conversation does context for searching and stuff yeah X is just a letter

Dead.

Speaker 2 (01:45:41.386)
and X doesn't.

And sadly, you know what's gonna happen is Mel Brooks is gonna go. That makes me sad. Because I like Mel Brooks.

Speaker 2 (01:45:58.089)
117 now he's like what is he 95 90 I mean he's got a ghost

because my keyboard doesn't work if you recall.

Holy crap he's 98 He's born. Okay, so he's gonna be 99 on June 28. Mmm See at that point I'm like I just got I got a last one more year I got a big it to a hundred I can

Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:46:18.326)
Nano

Speaker 1 (01:46:24.45)
so that i my nanaturn hundred in july and she's or at least all you know hundred percent and we're working on a party you know you people from georgia to come and

He's still spry though.

Speaker 2 (01:46:37.358)
Are have some mad honey? Dude, would be hysterical.

Awesome. I'm going to set up this camera.

That would be awesome.

That's honey. She loves honey too. But I don't want to.

See? Just put some in her tea, don't tell her about it. Just put some in her tea. Love Mel Brooks says Sue says John. Hey Sue says John. Sue says hey John. What are you wearing?

Speaker 1 (01:47:03.246)
I didn't pick up on that part.

I just between the line I see Queen B I see that a lot I don't get it don't get what I was the kid that nursed mom that sounded weird Queen B says I was a kid that nursed mom did her errands did her repairs but I got nothing in the will she let it all to her boys

that's cool. People suck, you know?

That would make me-

Speaker 2 (01:47:32.162)
They really... not as bad as raccoons... but they do.

I contend that I know plenty of people that are worse than any raccoon I've ever.

Dick Van Dyke 99

Speaker 2 (01:47:48.186)
Don't you dare do that to Nana. Guns are good. I'm just gonna from now on, I'm not reading the whole name out. Guns are good. Big barbab. Just guns. this point forward. Not Dick Van Dyke too, says Sue. they're gonna die. Have Nana in the Blaze studio on Pat's show on our 100th.

I won't not gonna

Speaker 1 (01:48:09.84)
yeah, the Blaze loves it when I suggest stuff. Let me tell you this right here. The word mortgage.

comes from a French word that means death contract.

was gonna say mean effed in the butt? I did not know that. Is it French?

You know that?

It is. It does mean death contract mortgage.

Speaker 2 (01:48:30.818)
That is not that. Why are you Googling?

Google it. Because I can't!

My keyboard doesn't work!

man entomology

I just say what

Speaker 2 (01:48:43.832)
You know I do you're right because now you can just say what what does mortgage mean no you can't say what is mortgage mean What what does? Or more in French okay mortgage me me me is there an in here mortgage me in French

Just type it man. What does mortgage mean in French?

Speaker 1 (01:49:01.742)
Talking about my dad who got married and had eight days before he died. That was cool.

In French, mortgage translates to imprint immobilier.

nailed it. That's what I said.

Wait a second, it says a loan for real estate or hypothetically a loan secured by real estate. It doesn't say anything about death contract. Does mortgage mean death contract in French, people ask.

Yeah, click it. What does it say? Yes. Just say yes. Just say it.

Speaker 2 (01:49:31.116)
The word mortgage comes from the old French word mortgage which directly translates to dead pledge. The prefix of the word mort means dead like mort, coiki, remember him? He looked dead. While the suffix gauge means pledge. So you got a mort pledge, a dead pledge. Death contract, which is a pledge. It's kind of the same thing.

I say, death comes

Speaker 1 (01:49:58.376)
Hey, did you know that, okay, let me ask you this. Let me ask you this. Don't be Googling. I'm not Googling. And this, I'm to ask the audience.

I'm not. I mean, if I wanted to, could Google. Look at this. just had to them. Look at that.

Right. So, uh, what do you think in your 2023? How much money do you think banks made on overdraft fees? I'm with you.

hate those damn things. Um, see, I'm number 5 billion. See, I'm good at that. That just pisses me off because banks are thieves. And when they, I had one do that to me. Do you, and this has been a couple of years ago, but do you know how they told me I was overdrawn? They sent me a letter in the mail.

I know it's like 6.1 billion.

Speaker 1 (01:50:48.566)
Gosh, I swear they did that so they could try to get more data. Well, legally we're bound to tell him and we did.

That's exactly

And I even went in there, I said, you people have heard of a text, right? Maybe a phone call?

I'm looking at the clock here. Let me...

We've got plenty of time. You want to start reading War and Peace? I went to school with War and Peace.

Speaker 1 (01:51:12.162)
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:51:16.684)
Ten minute warning, Linda says. I'm kind of excited that lawmakers are talking about doing away with property taxes. Yeah, but at the same time.

feeding him in Kansas, maybe Florida will get something.

At the same time, they're also making ghost guns.

Yeah, look at that. You read my mind here. I know. I'm good at that. You're good at the segue stuff.

I like reading your mind. If I could, if you could read my mind.

Speaker 2 (01:51:46.616)
Good read

I just did. That was not a pleasant... So, before we do the ghost guns, did you see that Utah just banned fluoride in public water?

Ghost gun

Speaker 2 (01:51:56.738)
Good! Yes, I did see that. Do you know why the whole fluoride thing is in water to begin with? Tell us. It was a waste byproduct that would have cost, just for the sake of simplicity, $100 to get rid of. But instead of getting rid of it, they're like, hey, we could put it in water and not have to pay for the disposal of fluoride. And so that's what they did.

and the governor signed the bill is only 44 % of Utah's population was receiving fluoridated water. And so he wanted to see if the argument that the teeth were stronger, there's less whatever in those areas where they had the fluoride. He said, no, I didn't see that in the data. So we're banning it.

And where do you even find that data?

Where do you find the data on people's teeth and whether or not they have fewer teeth? Because... Right? You can't...

Fair point, I didn't even think of that. I had too much honey when I was trying to read this.

Speaker 1 (01:52:57.186)
but he said he talked to a lot of dentists so he came down on the side of yeah let's ban it because i'm not seeing the

Because it's stupid!

and it could be.

There are some schools of thought and they're very convincing that it has dumbed us down. Yeah.

They don't, anybody who thinks that the government loves you and wants you to be happy is tarred. Because they don't, they don't care about you. They would just, as long as they can get their grubby little paws into your checking account before you die, that's what they want. Bastards. Now you gotta be pissed off.

Speaker 1 (01:53:23.852)
Seriously.

Speaker 1 (01:53:37.346)
hair sticking out.

You know what does that? Fluoride in the water. Is that right? Yes. That'll be damn There have been several studies that show that excess fluoride in your water will make your hair stand on end.

I didn't know that. Write that down. Tell that apart. Who goes to parties? Maybe it's just me. doesn't go to parties. Okay. you're already pissed off and now I'm going to piss you off even more. You just kind of teased it there a little bit. It's the federal regulations against ghost guns. That's been upheld.

Just ask.

Speaker 2 (01:53:57.837)
wants to

Speaker 1 (01:54:11.308)
Now, now, it was by a vote of 7 to 2. Do you want to guess which two justices voted that you should not have to register?

Clarence Thomas.

Speaker 2 (01:54:24.152)
Corsich?

weight loss course on this one.

Soda Maior, just for grins. Not Amy Coney Barrett. No. Yeah. Not Roberts.

No.

Speaker 1 (01:54:36.108)
No. You know. You're having a mental. Sam, you know. So Alito and Thomas said, no, you're not going to do this, but seven to two. We will now be registering ghost guns per the Biden regulation.

I don't. I am hooked.

Speaker 2 (01:54:54.132)
So, and the whole idea behind, people who, gun enthusiasts do not like to call them ghost guns, because that's propaganda. I think it's a cool term. Ghost guns, they just sound like a ghost gun. But it's not a damn gun until you put it together.

It's funny how they don't want to call a baby a baby before it before it's formed and you know popped out But they want to call a gun a gun before it's formed and popped out I've already did Yep It's a trademark. It's I do have a show

I like that. You should write- Have a show?

Speaker 1 (01:55:42.264)
What's trademark? Your whole thought?

My whole thought, I broke that down, it's been trademarked.

And it's called baby gun pop out. Thought.

gum pop out thought wow how'd you know that that is so

Because I was gonna steal it, but then you just confirmed that you already paid for it.

Speaker 2 (01:55:57.486)
But it's already its IP and it's it'll it's coming out in the fall as a movie It's already got to be better than Snow White because pretty much anything is I Did it's ridiculous and now there will can they can there be appeals? No, this is it. They're done

But they didn't steal it

Speaker 1 (01:56:21.166)
You'd have to a law and you know that's never happening. And even then that could be over.

Maybe in Slate says maybe Neil Gorsuch's flip on Ghost Gun shouldn't have come as a surprise. I just, can we please get to the bottom of who has pictures and of what small animal with John Roberts they have?

Well John Roberts I think is just twins. mean the theory there, are familiar with that one? When they adopted the kids, they adopted them.

from a country that they weren't supposed to be adopting from and the theory is that the obama administration knows that his irish twins were adopted to the south american country and we will ship them out of here if you vote to overturn obama care so we heard your this is the theory so we heard your vote on obama care is gonna overturn it so what you're want to do is change your vote and that's why it's so incoherent his argument

you

Speaker 1 (01:57:20.884)
Our country is... That's only one example of thousands of country.

Are you looking for the term fucked up?

No, I mean it works, but that's not what I was groping for there. I finish with a cat video.

I'm sorry, I'm just looking for a cat because Linda says I'm not into cats but...

Okay, so let's wrap up with this funny cat fails.

Speaker 2 (01:57:47.778)
This is like, it's an eight minute thing. Do we just want to play it and see what happens?

steal someone else's content, I'm all for it.

Hell I do that all the time

I just saw a cat fall on a box. He thought it was a table.

Boxes are fair me. I like fail army most

Speaker 1 (01:58:06.278)
way.

It's not music.

No, that's not music. look, he thinks it's a fish. Joke's on you.

not a real fish.

What?

Speaker 1 (01:58:20.167)
It's moving!

That scared me! That's a Billy Bass on the floor.

The cat is okay. All right, you just let it do its thing. You don't try to help it or you will die.

That reminds me, Doc Kitty is getting a bath. Was that cocaine?

Yeah, get out of here. Oh, I got a hookup in the kitchen, yo. What is he? I don't know. Oh no. No, no, no, no, I worked on this! Awesome! He's in it! He's in it!

Speaker 2 (01:58:48.718)
Speaker 2 (01:58:56.021)
Now!

I mean, cats are incredible with that.

They really are and until they want to be the dick and do that because that's what they do

I think that computer is gone

Doc Kitty will jump up here on the.

Speaker 1 (01:59:13.346)
Where is that kitty? Can I go? I'm gonna go get him. Yeah, go find him. Yeah, please. gonna watch kitty videos until you break.

Speaker 1 (01:59:25.754)
I'm just stuck here. Now that's awesome, I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:59:49.332)
That's me if I were a cat

found a cat.

Speaker 2 (01:59:57.774)
It's happened. stand there for a second. I didn't say move. said

Don't take us off the air, though.

Hey, buddy, come here. There's a cat. Give me the hold of your cat.

You grab the pussy for second. No, here, just, want to put one of your...

We are holding.

Speaker 1 (02:00:17.614)
He's looking at me like can you believe my liver just go? no! The look on his face.

Speaker 1 (02:00:26.279)
So let's take the video off so we can see the real cat. Hey buddy!

This cat? Doc Kitty, he's His gotcha date is coming up soon too.

Not happy.

Speaker 1 (02:00:40.174)
How was he gonna be?

Five years older than he was when we got him. Because we got him in 2020. Just before the shutdown. Just before the world went to hell.

Wait a minute, I thought you

That was Cooper. Cooper's dead. no!

What? This isn't the same cat? No. Did you have two at a time? No.

Speaker 2 (02:01:04.876)
No, Cooper died and then... the same? Cooper didn't have any white armor. Dang. Yeah, he was at the shelter and then, see, he's just... He's so happy. Have you seen his butthole? Cats love... And I want to see the cat's musical butthole version. Do know there is one? There is. There's a butthole version.

is. He's per- Yeah, I can see it.

Speaker 1 (02:01:32.174)
That's right.

Where's his mask? that's right. I don't have that in here, but he does have a cat band, a bat cat mask. Those are cool too. Those are, that's strap on thing with a flashlight in it. Whoa, there's a, whoa! Did you see his butthole then?

Okay.

Speaker 1 (02:01:47.406)
I'm gonna hang up now. Thanks for hanging out with me.

Speaker 1 (02:01:56.588)
Rescuing.

Hold on, where'd my other ear go? there it is. How do you end this thing? I mean, we just gonna say bye and then we just hang out. Is that it? that, so I could push that and say, don't forget tomorrow morning, Saturday morning live with Jeff Fisher and me. And then you're doing, when are you doing something again?

Click a button or something?

Speaker 1 (02:02:16.718)
I'm doing something again on Thursday at 3pm Eastern, probably on Twitter, who the hell knows. It's like a dart throw every week. And I'm doing the AI breaking out of the box.

I the box breaking out.

That's great. lot of good, a lot of interesting, I think, Thursday live streams coming up. You know, got the AI on the third, you got the Roswell crash on the 10th, you got the Resurrection of Christ on the 17th, you got the TBD on the 24th. I love And then on May 1st, I'm dragging your ass back in here for another Barfleet.