Prison Insights, AI Fears, and Bizarre Life Hacks

@KeithMalinak (00:01.421)
All right, let me test here. It says I'm live. I never believe it. So bear with me. I appreciate you going through the drill with it. You know, they say that you should really grab your audience at the very beginning of your program. So they'll want to stick around and stuff. And so I hope that me doing technical checks, I hope that that really...

captures the audience and makes them want to stick around for more. Cause I know it's absolutely riveting to see me checking all of the things. And of course we're not on YouTube yet again. Cause I mean, why, why would you want it to work? This is becoming a trend. And I'm going to talk to my guests here in just a moment because you know what? Hell, I'm going to get them in right now. Cause even if their stuff isn't working, it's, it's going to work out. wait. my goodness. First all, Adam Johnson.

at lectern leader on x how are you doing sir look at this see this see his mic's not working and i can't tell if he's just messing with me or if it's actually not working because all three of us have had such a time today trying to get our stuff to work there is adam no so see look at this hold on okay i don't know what that means okay this is a disaster no

Okay, okay. And then so, so, okay, so you work on that. This is awesome. I hope y'all are hooked. Because I can't get on YouTube, right, as you well know. Jonathan Haggerty can't seem to stay connected. And now Adam Johnson has no audio whatsoever. So I don't know, y'all.

I love you so much and I'm so grateful for your time and your patience. So while I wait for my buddies to reconnect, dear God, let me just tell you, I gotta let Adam back in. He left and now he's back. Hold on. Okay, okay, don't touch a thing. Don't touch a thing,

Adam Johnson (02:15.597)
I unplugged it and plugged it back in

@KeithMalinak (02:18.157)
right? I swear because you and I were just lamenting before we went live we were talking about how we won't touch anything everything will work perfectly we will sit down the next time and try to do a show and all hell is broken loose nothing works things are flashing I could get into my USB hub that has a mind of its own but what is that what is our problem what is our problem man

Adam Johnson (02:45.301)
It's gremlins. That's the only logical explanation. It's gremlins in the machines.

@KeithMalinak (02:50.063)
Yeah, I don't know. And Jay Hag, Jonathan Haggerty will be joining us at some point, but he keeps fading in and out. your, wait, whose computer? This is my other question. I think it's this one because I keep hearing a computer like rev and then go back down and I don't know if it's yours or mine, but let me put this disclaimer out there. This laptop is so hot to the freaking touch.

I could just vanish in a moment. It's either an EMP or my computer gave up the ghost once and for all. Anyway, how are you today, Adam?

Adam Johnson (03:23.703)
Man, I can't complain. Life is good. I've got my health. I've got my family. Trying to finish up the book. Getting very close.

@KeithMalinak (03:32.793)
What is the title of the book going to be called and is it too soon to pre-order?

Adam Johnson (03:36.703)
It is too soon to pre-order. It's called taking a stand.

@KeithMalinak (03:40.709)
taking a stand. my gosh. The double entendre for those unfamiliar, and I'm sure Adam loves hearing this for the last four years of his life, but at lectern leader on Twitter, he famously or infamously carried the speaker of the house lectern 10 feet. It was already sitting out in public view and easily accessible. He didn't go and steal it from anyone. He just picked it up, smiled at the camera and waved.

Adam Johnson (03:45.111)
You

@KeithMalinak (04:09.179)
And of course, he got solitary confinement for his trouble because this is America where I guess we, don't have a sense of humor or B, have any justice left either. So let me ask you this, Adam, because I absolutely love the silhouette there, like on the hat and everything. Is your merchandise, is that for sale? Can I get, I want a winter hat like that.

Adam Johnson (04:30.317)
We are so close. We have the payment processing set up. That's all been authorized. So we have a shopping cart that works on the website. The is like 90%. We're just fine tuning it. We do have merchandise. It will be going up for sale. And what we have decided to do is kind of tongue in cheek, we are going to give away 50 % of all of the profits to my charity so we can be called mostly charitable.

@KeithMalinak (04:34.235)
Okay.

@KeithMalinak (05:01.591)
I, I, and you make sure that I know when you go live with that, when you start doing that, because I want to promote that and I want to place an order. Real quick, let me ask the lovely audience here who has found the chat. So hold on a second. Let me just ask y'all this.

Is the chat working and the video stream not working? Is that what's happening? wait, hold on. We're live maybe. We look to be live on YouTube. I think Wes jumped in and started something there. Thank you, Wes. I know it was you behind the curtain there. OK, so real quick, ladies that are over there, audio good, everything fine, right? Don't talk about the air conditioner that you can't hear. I know. I know, Sue.

So anyway, I just want to make sure that everybody hears us okay. And Jonathan will join us as soon as he can. Let's see here. While we wait for Jonathan, let me just also remind you that obviously on X at Keith Malinak and Instagram, Gabby doing all sorts of great stuff at the Mike show over there. What else I got for you? Spotify, iTunes.

All sorts of good stuff, so there you go. Next week, next Thursday, don't forget we're doing the America Stonehenge. So be watching for the deep dive. Okay, I, Adam, I don't know if I want to, I think I'm gonna skip the rapid fire or the not so rapid fire questions for a moment. That's good. Hold on, that's progress, Adam. Look at this. Tam says she can see Keith and hear him. That's always helpful.

Adam Johnson (06:40.929)
Hahaha

Adam Johnson (06:45.985)
We're halfway there.

@KeithMalinak (06:46.491)
Okay, good good good. Okay, so very good. My goodness, let's see here bear with me Adam. I'm just trying to make sure everything is it's working here Okay, we're good. Okay, I'm gonna come back Yeah, you know, let me ask you this because It's and yes, yes it's and I hesitate to bring it up like this, but I almost feel like I'm rubbing it in

Adam Johnson (07:00.277)
It's Friday, I've got all the time in the world.

@KeithMalinak (07:15.759)
but I'm not really rubbing it in because I like cold weather. I actually like the snow and the cold and all that good stuff. However, here in the South, you live in Florida, I live in Texas, it is getting warm quite quickly here. How is it over there in Florida though, before I presume?

Adam Johnson (07:32.033)
We actually have a cold front coming through. hit the, I think it hit the 60s last night. So we got some firewood out back. We're gonna do bonfire with the kids. We're gonna roast some marshmallows tonight and do some hot cocoa and some marshmallows. It'll be good.

@KeithMalinak (07:45.883)
Is that the threshold if it gets below 70 degrees in Florida that's fire-building weather

Adam Johnson (07:52.461)
Well, it's more about the kids. They love it. I am perpetually warm. think my body temperature is about five degrees warmer than most people. The wife hates it because I keep the house at 68 degrees. All the kids are walking around in snow jackets.

@KeithMalinak (08:01.54)
Me too.

@KeithMalinak (08:05.369)
Yep, know. Yep. I'm with you, man. In fact, in fact, this room, yeah, this room actually, warmed up. I think it's a stupid computer that warmed up the room. But like, I've got my sleeves pulled up. I got my pants hiked up. I'll spare the visuals from there. But anyway, it's, it's, I'm like you, man. It's just, I'm constant. I'm a furnace, man.

Okay, so what I was getting at is I got some lawnmower mistakes for those of you getting ready to cut your grass because it's that time of year and this is when you start to... I'm sorry. Those of you in the south, it's that time of year. Those of you in the north are still digging out of snow. I mean that storm that went across the top of the country. my goodness. There's a lot going on there. So I hope that wherever you are, you're enjoying the weather as...

What was it? What was it? gosh, Willard Scott and your neck of the woods. Okay. Did you know that you can sharpen your mower blade too much? Did you know that's a thing? That's a th- wait, Jay Hag's here. Hold on. Jay Hag, what up? You're here. You're- Okay, don't touch a thing! I'll tell you what I told Adam. Don't touch a thing, man. Alright, so how you doing over there?

Adam Johnson (09:18.411)
Hey, hey.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (09:18.771)
Am I here? Am I...

my god, I fought hard to get back here fellas. was in outer space.

Adam Johnson (09:35.895)
They were ninjas. was an absolute debacle.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (09:38.397)
I've fought my way back to the galactic

@KeithMalinak (09:38.469)
had a...

@KeithMalinak (09:42.581)
I it. So congratulations on joining us. Can I ask you a quick question? Jonathan Haggerty, ladies and gentlemen. By the way, this is, I think, the second time for you, Adam, right here on the Friday live stream. OK, this is Jay Hags first time, but technically a second because the last time I had kidney stones and I had to cancel at the last minute. so anyway, but Jonathan, I know that you've got

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (09:43.393)
No.

Adam Johnson (09:54.807)
is correct.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (10:03.102)
yeah.

@KeithMalinak (10:09.337)
Distractions around you today and so you're juggling several things. So let me ask you this. Are you are you okay right now? Do you need to go and tend to some stuff cuz

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (10:18.579)
No, I'm good. We're live. The Yeti is as Yeti as it gets.

@KeithMalinak (10:20.591)
You're good. We're live, yeah.

Okay, so the way I met Jonathan Haggerty is I went to a I actually went to a health club and I got one free session with a trainer and that's this guy right here, Jonathan Haggerty, who I think tried to kill me. I think that was his goal and I never went back again. No, so he did his job. That was not fun, Jay Hag. mean, hanging with you was fun.

Adam Johnson (10:46.146)
ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (10:46.76)
No.

Adam Johnson (10:48.981)
So he did his job.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (10:49.749)
Yeah

@KeithMalinak (10:56.651)
And but I'm never, you won't see me on a treadmill ever again. Not with you nearby! You sadistic freak. Anyway.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (11:03.561)
Yeah, I mean it went south pretty quick and then it came back north. It came back north quick.

@KeithMalinak (11:08.059)
He tells this story I must defend my honor he tells this story that I puked everywhere I didn't puke at all. I didn't puke at all. I wanted to I Wanted to I wanted to know

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (11:16.717)
yeah, you did. I remember that too. You just said that. Yeah, you did. I mean, you made it through. You made it through and, and he didn't, he came back the next day.

Adam Johnson (11:24.681)
It happens. It happens.

@KeithMalinak (11:26.394)
I made it through.

@KeithMalinak (11:31.931)
No.

Adam Johnson (11:32.555)
This is very similar to Jiu Jitsu. I've been training now for about seven years and the guys that come in the very first week, they always throw up. There's at least one moment, they're on the mats for about 20, 30 minutes and they're always in a trash can at the end of it. But they keep coming back to get choked, it's the weirdest thing.

@KeithMalinak (11:46.327)
Right?

I don't understand it. You know, I tell you what, Jonathan Haggerty, if I had the sculpted, toned figure, if I could just start with that, then I would be motivated to maybe work out and maintain it. But I'm not doing the work to get there, come on now.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (12:06.005)
But that's 99 % of the population would say that. I just have to wait till I get ready to get ready. And it doesn't work that way.

@KeithMalinak (12:11.205)
Yeah

@KeithMalinak (12:20.347)
And also, I did an interview with you. So your life story exists. You know, honestly, type in Hagerty Malinak, you'll find it. It's on Spotify. It's also on the YouTube channel when the YouTube channel feels like playing nice. But I love your life story. And I just I want everybody to know that this guy right here has has caught a pass from Tom Brady. That's awesome. That's awesome, man.

Adam Johnson (12:48.129)
That's impressive. How was the ball? Was it fully inflated or deflated? How did it feel?

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (12:56.383)
Yeah, a pass on that.

Adam Johnson (12:59.807)
HAHAHAHA

@KeithMalinak (13:02.363)
Okay, so, let's see. I'm just starting to give lawn mowing tips here, and I won't spend too much time on this because I feel that every time I start talking about yard work and stuff, do people mow their lawns anymore? mean... Okay. All right. Every now and then. Adam.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (13:18.913)
Yeah, every now and then every now and then. mean, we had the yard person come the other day just because of busy schedule. But I mean, I grew up I grew up doing yard work. That's that's how we that was one of our first hustles is going through the neighborhood, knocking on doors and asking, you know, could we could we do people's yards? and so anything

@KeithMalinak (13:27.919)
Okay.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (13:49.217)
Garden and yard is actually therapeutic for me. So I get out there and I put in my earbuds and I'll just go and find myself cleaning up getting that good sweat, you know, getting that work. But like you say, of the time it's getting the yard man to do it.

Adam Johnson (14:10.635)
I've got a, I take care of my, I got a big garden out back, bushes around the pool and stuff, so I manage those things. But when I went to prison, there was a local yard guy that does all the yard stuff on my block, and he just cut my grass for free while I was gone. Had no idea that was gonna happen. He's a really, really nice guy. He's got six kids of his own, but he just tried to cut my grass for free. And when I got back, I saw him cut my grass one day, so I just hired him to keep doing it. Like if you're willing to take care of my family while I'm gone, you got yourself a job.

@KeithMalinak (14:11.129)
I

@KeithMalinak (14:23.707)
Aww.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (14:24.195)
wow.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (14:38.965)
Yeah.

@KeithMalinak (14:39.247)
That's cool, man. That's really cool. I use the time in the yard to catch up on podcasts. know, like I don't have enough time during the week to... So it may be old news, but I'll get it a week or so later. The problem is in the winter time. And then it's like, you know, when do I...

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (14:54.657)
He's probably out there getting stung by me. He's probably that guy. I'm I'm playing man. It's been a long time man, you know. You know.

@KeithMalinak (15:00.869)
You know what? my gosh. my gosh. No, you're not. No, Bro, has not. That is absolutely accurate. I'm always hurting myself, but I have a video for you that the segue is too perfect here. I can't like I feel bad guys when I'm going to play this for you. This is how you kill wasps or hornets or what have you. You know, not hornets, but wasps this summer. And while I don't want

to seek out things to kill. And while I don't want wasps to build against the eaves of my house, although they will as they do multiple times every summer, you definitely know this in Texas and Adam, I know you have the same issue in Florida, but check this out. This is a life hack. am I a bad person for wanting a wasp nest to appear just so that I can try this one neat trick? Look at that. Look at that. So he put

Adam Johnson (15:44.032)
yeah.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (15:57.574)
wow, that's, that's... Yeah, gasoline will get him instantly, yeah.

@KeithMalinak (15:59.715)
He put gasoline, I think it is.

Adam Johnson (16:01.645)
Mm-hmm.

@KeithMalinak (16:04.013)
And so he just kind of smothers them and they fall into this bucket one by one.

Adam Johnson (16:04.151)
Mm-hmm.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (16:08.509)
yeah, if they don't fall in the bucket they're gonna sting you. It's either them you out here in this life.

Adam Johnson (16:12.646)
huh.

@KeithMalinak (16:12.958)
huh, so...

Look at that. That one holdout. Look at this. He gets.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (16:19.553)
Hey, that's the one see that That's the one that that's gonna agitate you at the barbecue. He's gonna get you

@KeithMalinak (16:30.213)
So there you go, I'm kinda hoping for a wasp nest to appear just so I could try that. Okay, so you can over sharpen your mower blade. Did you know that? I don't know how much of this I want to read to you because it could get kind of...

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (16:36.693)
Hehehe.

Adam Johnson (16:47.649)
You're supposed to sharpen the mower blade?

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (16:50.029)
Yeah, I didn't know that I just I'm be honest with you when you because a lot of times you if you hit a rock or a piece of wood and and you tear up your more then it's like It becomes that more in the shade. We get another one. You call you you caught that's when you call your yard guy, man You got the ride more and just come on through here right them pull out your truck ride the more through the yard and

@KeithMalinak (16:53.775)
He he he.

Adam Johnson (17:05.399)
Yep. I'm a 90s kid, yeah.

@KeithMalinak (17:12.219)
He

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (17:16.885)
What happened to your more now we are gonna talk about that. just you know, I call your landscaping company

@KeithMalinak (17:24.195)
Ugh, I just-

Adam Johnson (17:24.557)
I'm a 90s kid so we just throw things away once they're When they don't work just right, we just put it out by the curb and go buy a new one.

@KeithMalinak (17:28.741)
See

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (17:31.519)
Yeah.

@KeithMalinak (17:33.503)
That's funny, that's accurate. Yeah. Because as you're saying that, I have two weed eaters in the garage and as it's gotten warmer and warmer, I've thought, you know what, I don't want to mess with these, neither of work well. So you know what, maybe I'll just go buy a new one.

Adam Johnson (17:50.751)
It's the time. It's the time involved in fixing things. And it's like, my time worth losing half a Sunday, half my weekend, you know, repairing a small engine at the little two cycle? It isn't. You can get them now used for like 60, 70 bucks.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (17:52.895)
Yeah.

@KeithMalinak (18:02.117)
Hahaha

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (18:02.337)
I will be honest. I mean if I'm someone who probably would take the time if if I knew how to Do it, you know, could you know, but This is this is before YouTube and social media, you know Right now you can look on YouTube and and see okay if you break your moral you do this Here's what to do

@KeithMalinak (18:18.107)
Yeah.

Adam Johnson (18:30.283)
YouTube University.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (18:30.471)
You like quick or google right chat gpt but you know back then in in the 90s early 2000s you break something you're like

Adam Johnson (18:44.333)
You

@KeithMalinak (18:45.011)
YouTube is, and I've said it before here, it's like the modern grandfather, you know, right? Because if you don't have your grandfather to ask or your dad, YouTube take care of it for you. Let's see, using the wrong mower for the job. These are five tips real quick. It just talked, I mean, this is common sense. You don't need a riding mower for like hard to maneuver areas. Mowing from the middle, listen to this. Yeah, if you start in the middle of the lawn,

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (19:02.241)
you

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (19:09.057)
Okay.

@KeithMalinak (19:14.403)
and mow outwards, then it's harder to see- my gosh, it's harder to see where you- that's a stupid tip, sorry. I thought that was going somewhere else. Mowing the same direction, you don't want to do that because your grass, like, this is boring, I'm sorry, this is stupid topic. How are ya? You can damage the soil and-

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (19:32.497)
No, I mean...

Adam Johnson (19:34.271)
I'm riveted. I am. I'm gonna go switch laundry over while you're reading that out.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (19:36.959)
I think that's

@KeithMalinak (19:42.871)
Okay, let's see what else I got here. Jayhags here. So now we can do the not so rapid fire question. So let's start with you, Adam. What if anything belongs on hash browns,

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (19:48.801)
Thank

Adam Johnson (19:54.081)
Tabasco.

@KeithMalinak (19:57.659)
Okay. Yep. Alright.

Adam Johnson (19:59.287)
Hot sauce in general. Not that one brand, what is it, Cholula? That stuff's garbage. That's salsa. Stop calling it hot sauce.

@KeithMalinak (20:06.095)
What? That's the only hot sauce that I enjoy.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (20:06.697)
Hey!

not. Folks, I disagree.

Adam Johnson (20:11.891)
It's salsa. That's like a watery salsa.

@KeithMalinak (20:15.737)
I wasn't even, see, wasn't, I was just gonna say, okay, you're cool, but then you brought out that and that hurts,

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (20:17.607)
Okay. Okay. So Lula is the second. Louisiana is my first, so I kind of rock with that.

Adam Johnson (20:27.455)
Okay, that's acceptable. will meet you halfway.

@KeithMalinak (20:27.803)
Okay, alright.

But I do catch up. What's wrong? Is that a problem with anybody here or what? Yeah.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (20:34.015)
What on hash browns? no, that's it. That's the standard. That's the standard

@KeithMalinak (20:38.651)
Okay, just making sure. Alright. I feel judged whenever I post pictures on Twitter of hashbrowns with ketchup on it. People come out of the woodwork to mock me. What is that? I don't understand.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (20:47.943)
How much ketchup are you putting there?

Adam Johnson (20:48.181)
It's like sugary spaghetti sauce. Yeah. You know what this not pasta needs? Tomato sauce.

@KeithMalinak (20:51.131)
No comment.

Got it. So Jay Hag, what three words would you use to describe your personality, sir?

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (20:55.519)
I'm

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (21:05.217)
Royal?

@KeithMalinak (21:11.237)
So hang on a second, now let's just stop right there. Is royal part of your name or are you just telling us that you're actually royalty?

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (21:20.487)
Royal is part of my name and that's actually both so you're correct on both

@KeithMalinak (21:22.776)
Okay.

Cause your email was like your whole name and now I get it. Okay. It makes sense.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (21:29.973)
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Royal, you said three words.

@KeithMalinak (21:38.245)
Well, I mean, you don't have to do all three if you just want to leave it at royal.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (21:41.941)
Yeah, I mean royal, spiritual, not as in new age, spiritual as in, know, yeah, no, no, no. And I was, if I could sum it up, mean, wellness,

Adam Johnson (21:50.977)
have stones and crystals laid out in front of you. Okay.

@KeithMalinak (22:05.091)
Okay. I like it.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (22:05.185)
Wellness. Yeah, because that covers sport, health, and all that. So wellness, nutrition, all right. Wellness.

@KeithMalinak (22:12.975)
Yeah. I don't know, man. I think you kind of like torturing people because, Because you really seemed to enjoy yourself that one day at the gym.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (22:18.29)
No man, it-

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (22:22.356)
Well, I think I love what I do and I'm very passionate about helping others. I don't think you had any protein shake or any food on your stomach before that. I think that's why you threw up in that girl's bag. don't...

Adam Johnson (22:22.605)
You

@KeithMalinak (22:40.796)
I love anything!

Adam Johnson (22:44.78)
Just right into it.

@KeithMalinak (22:45.275)
This, this, I love how this story is getting new details every time I talk about this. Ha ha. Okay, where did we leave off here? Adam, let's talk about your personality, huh?

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (22:54.183)
I'm playing.

Adam Johnson (22:58.484)
I think impetuous is probably the first word.

@KeithMalinak (23:01.209)
Don't make me Google words, man.

Adam Johnson (23:03.917)
It means quick to act without thought. I'm just right into it. So impetuous. Yeah, it's a good word. Resilience is probably another one. And can I say retarded?

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (23:04.458)
I suppose that's...

@KeithMalinak (23:08.635)
no, no!

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (23:09.674)
like that.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (23:13.738)
Let's do it.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (23:20.298)
Okay.

@KeithMalinak (23:23.141)
Of course you can see retarded!

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (23:23.937)
Like you were going in Resilience and you just went two directions

@KeithMalinak (23:32.955)
like it. I like it. works.

Adam Johnson (23:33.781)
yeah, well sometimes those two things work hand in hand, you maybe I shouldn't be so resilient. And I'm kind of retarded for being so resilient. I can give up a couple of things, I will die on very weird heels.

@KeithMalinak (23:40.123)
I like it

Let's see here. What is one country you want to travel to, Adam?

Adam Johnson (23:50.978)
today? Not many, because I think I'd be arrested for the things I say online. So, I'm good in Florida.

@KeithMalinak (23:56.923)
I'm good in Florida. You can find me here. That's awesome. Okay. Let's see here. Mr. Haggerty, what is one country you want to travel to?

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (24:10.625)
Definitely Egypt. I would love to see them pyramids. You know, it's so historical to know that something was built like thousands of years ago. Yeah, so I would say that.

@KeithMalinak (24:22.681)
Right by aliens, amen.

Adam Johnson (24:23.617)
Yeah, the first alien historical dig site I'm forward.

@KeithMalinak (24:33.947)
I'm using that, Adam. The first alien historical dig site. Consider that stolen, Mr. Johnson. That is awesome. Okay, let's see here. Mr. Jonathan Haggerty, what is the weirdest date you've ever been on?

Adam Johnson (24:41.175)
Hahaha

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (24:54.273)
I could tell you maybe two of those.

@KeithMalinak (24:57.519)
Hold on, hold on, hit pause, hit pause, hit pause. Mr. Haggerty, what is the weirdest date you've ever been on? PG-13, please.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (25:00.683)
my pet.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (25:06.843)
No, I was gonna keep it PG. I was gonna keep it PG. So yeah, so I'll tell you this one. This one happened in college. So right around the time that I did my pro day for college for the NFL, I was dating this young lady and it was around my birthday. So I got back to the college.

Adam Johnson (25:07.692)
Ha

@KeithMalinak (25:15.364)
Okay.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (25:36.557)
And she was like, you know, what do you want to do for your birthday? And I'm just like, I'm a simple guy, you know, like I don't need, you know, some extravaganza. Like, it's cool if we go someplace to eat. So she's like, so where do you want to go to eat? I was like, it really doesn't matter. Like you pick, you pick the place and you know, I'll enjoy. So she's not even familiar with my campus. And so she picks this place.

We go in and they're doing the radio station. So they're doing it live in the restaurant. My head coach is there. We come in and get seated and the host of the radio station looks over at me and he's like, you can hear him in the restaurant like the speakers. He's like, we got Jonathan Haggerty in here. Hold on folks.

And so he gets up from the show, walks over to the table and he said, he said, Jonathan, do you mind if I interview you about, know, your pro day and everything? And I was like, if it's okay with her. And she was looking like, cause she didn't know, you know, I play football at that level. You know, she was looking and I said, all I said to her was, you, you brought me here. Like you picked this place.

@KeithMalinak (26:36.45)
no.

@KeithMalinak (26:59.451)
no.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (27:00.979)
And so I did the interview and she waited patiently and I went back and sat down and she was like, wow.

@KeithMalinak (27:09.945)
never saw her again. Yeah. huh. So did that did you get a second date out of that or or no?

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (27:17.461)
You said keep it PG.

Adam Johnson (27:19.149)
hahahaha

@KeithMalinak (27:19.195)
God!

So As a family show sure yeah, all right. Well, that's I was trying to think here how And I've told the story before where I took this chick to a movie and it was a blind date and It was nowhere near my school district yet all these kids from my high school were in line or showed up and walked up and It was like it looked like I'd set it up, you know like

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (27:23.839)
This is the family show.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (27:41.227)
Thanks.

@KeithMalinak (27:51.897)
Talk to me so I don't have to talk with her. Anyway, okay so Adam, how about a weird date for you man?

Adam Johnson (27:58.765)
Alright, so one of two directions here. How about a date that never happened, but I tried really hard?

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (28:04.065)
my, don't give no man tied tail part two.

@KeithMalinak (28:06.011)
Adam Johnson (28:09.133)
Okay. So,

@KeithMalinak (28:09.627)
You know that you know that story right out of me had a fake girlfriend online Monte de for football player. That's awesome. Okay Yeah, okay, yeah

Adam Johnson (28:15.659)
No. No.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (28:18.409)
messed up the whole national championship man

Adam Johnson (28:21.239)
This is a good story. there is an ice rink by where I live and it's two ice rinks and a roller skating rink. I was 90s, I'm like 16 years old and I go rollerblending at the roller rink. It's what we used to do. There's this chick who's working at the ticket counter when you get in who's very attractive. So I say to myself, if I work here, she'll eventually go on a date with me. You gotta wear them down every time. It's that proximity effect.

@KeithMalinak (28:43.867)
Proximity effect I'm stealing that one, too. You got a plan

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (28:47.105)
He had a plan. Resilience!

Adam Johnson (28:49.303)
I had a plan, I had a plan. So I went to go apply for a job there and the only position open was an ice hockey referee. Now, I don't ice skate and I don't watch hockey, but I got an interview and I convinced the general manager that I was proficient at both. Little did I know, I didn't think too hard about this because I was just excited about the dates that was gonna happen eventually, that I would actually have to do that job. So.

So day one I get there like alright get your skates on like I don't I forgot my skates at home like you didn't bring skates To an ice hockey rental. Well, go go get some rental once. So I'm trying to tie up my laces I've never ice skated in my life They send me out onto the ice and I'm hanging on to the boards just walking down the side It didn't take very long for them to realize that I am neither an ice skater or a hockey referee So they put me on ice skate rental

@KeithMalinak (29:24.283)
@KeithMalinak (29:27.739)
ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (29:43.937)
No, it's called a reference.

Adam Johnson (29:48.621)
I stayed in this job for about a week before they fired me but I was there long enough to find out the girl had a boyfriend so I was like ah I guess I don't want this job anyway

@KeithMalinak (29:49.499)
This is a movie, bro!

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (29:54.113)
Thank

@KeithMalinak (30:02.715)
Oh man, it was a valiant effort though.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (30:07.841)
This has got to be one of the best tophi's I've ever heard.

Adam Johnson (30:09.613)
You gotta put the effort in up front. They have to know you're willing to put effort in. I'm here for the long call. I will lie to everyone to go on a date with you.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (30:14.966)
Yeah

@KeithMalinak (30:15.567)
Yeah.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (30:19.915)
Thank you.

@KeithMalinak (30:20.059)
Look, I'm actually, I'm very proud of you. I'm not only proud for you of having the plan, but trying to work the plan. I'm just sorry that they had standards in one of the, someone who knew the rules and knew how to skate, jerks.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (30:24.929)
That's the best.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (30:30.209)
You

my god.

Adam Johnson (30:36.235)
That's not the first time I did this either. I did it a second time.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (30:36.576)
Okay.

Adam Johnson (30:41.697)
There was a restaurant down the street where I lived. There was a waitress who was very pretty. And I walked in one day and I said, I went to the kitchen, like, I got hired as a short term cook, coming into cook service. So I cooked an entire service there. I had been a line cook previously, so that's I was doing. And at the end of the shift, talked to the girl or whatever, the chef's like, hey, you coming back tomorrow? I'm like, I don't actually work here. I just wanted to try to talk to her.

@KeithMalinak (30:41.998)
And what happened?

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (31:07.425)
So this would be a great time to ask him what what three words to reflect the audience that describes him because he is true to that

@KeithMalinak (31:14.254)
yeah.

@KeithMalinak (31:17.536)
they're reflecting on me.

@KeithMalinak (31:21.787)
Hold on a second, hold on a second. Yeah, definitely. So hang on a second. Jonathan, are you in a bowling alley right now? Is that what's happening? Like, I'm just wondering where you are exactly.

Adam Johnson (31:22.007)
So impetuous is definitely there and retarded so.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (31:27.169)
you

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (31:33.12)
No, this is our clubhouse at my place. Looks nice right at the brick finish. I do want to go ball though. Y'all up for it? Y'all up for it? Are you in Texas, Adam?

@KeithMalinak (31:38.043)
ho, well ho. Yeah, it is nice. Okay.

You know what?

no he's in florida alright the three of us are going bowling next time y'all that adam's in town that'll be fun

Adam Johnson (31:48.621)
I'm out there all the time, so, Striking Reels out there. It's a nice place.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (31:51.765)
We gotta go bold.

Yeah, we gotta go bowling.

Adam Johnson (31:56.909)
Let's do it. I should be there in August or September.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (32:03.007)
Hey man.

@KeithMalinak (32:03.941)
Wait a minute, those are the two months that I'm not gonna be here. No, we'll figure this out. Well, cool. That hurt. So, okay. I was gonna hold onto that wasp video for this part of the show, but since I've already blown that one, already played it here, go ahead and tell me, Mr. Adam, what's the best life hack that you would like to share with everyone? Something, you know, like the killing of the wasps.

Adam Johnson (32:06.145)
Well, you I planned it,

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (32:08.01)
Okay.

Adam Johnson (32:33.053)
I would say for cooking, if you're making cheeseburgers, one of the things people do, they lay their bacon on top of the burger. You take a bite, you pull out the whole piece of bacon, Chop your bacon up in smaller pieces and melt it into the cheese. You get bacon every bite without pulling it out.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (32:49.44)
Cut.

@KeithMalinak (32:50.479)
That is too easy yet so profound. I love that. I'm doing that. Okay, so now I'm having a bacon cheeseburger tonight and I'm going bowling. Okay. Jay Hag, what do you got for a life hack?

Adam Johnson (33:01.409)
Good plans.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (33:05.429)
I'm sorry, I'm gonna be boring after that answer. My best life hack, it would definitely be the Bible. Just because...

@KeithMalinak (33:18.709)
Okay, hold on a second. Hey, hang on a second. We're gonna hit pause and then you can talk to us about the Bible. But you know what this is, gentlemen, and future guests and audience, you know this is? This is, if you could have dinner with anyone, who would it be? Well, I'm picking Jesus. Jesus. You can't pick Jesus!

Adam Johnson (33:19.123)
Wow, it comes out swinging with that one.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (33:34.785)
Yes, I can pick if you can have dinner with anyone because the food is not gonna run out it's gonna taste the best

Adam Johnson (33:48.587)
Have you had kosher food though?

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (33:51.425)
Kosher? No.

@KeithMalinak (33:54.106)
Any good?

Adam Johnson (33:56.077)
You

@KeithMalinak (33:57.411)
Okay, so read the Bible every day. Jonathan Haggerty with Life Hacks 101. I like it.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (34:03.177)
Yeah, mean, yeah, I would say I think that the true your true purpose, you know, if you if you're wanting to hack because every one of us is good at something and so, you know, the Bible gives you the key to operating in your purpose to to release the ability of God, which is a hack in itself.

@KeithMalinak (34:23.963)
Dang bro, this is the deepest, this is the deepest that we've ever had.

Adam Johnson (34:24.747)
I'm writing that down.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (34:26.089)
I'm sorry. You asked me what three words that describe me. did I say? is one. So it's in line. Me and Adam are both in line with him almost breaking his leg for a love that never happened. And me with the...

@KeithMalinak (34:32.687)
I like it.

@KeithMalinak (34:42.971)
You know, hold on, in retrospect, I'm surprised that the three words that you were going to describe weren't father, son, and Holy Ghost. But good have done that. OK, do you guys ever use AI much?

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (34:46.388)
Eh.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (34:51.969)
Hey, we could have went there. We could have went there.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (34:58.047)
Why you keep bottling up paper?

@KeithMalinak (35:00.431)
Because I'm done with... What is it? I'm done with our questions! Okay.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (35:04.885)
Not wasting paper.

Adam Johnson (35:06.657)
You should just tear it instead.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (35:08.245)
Yeah.

@KeithMalinak (35:13.391)
Ended up back here Okay, so do you guys ever use AI like do you cuz? I'm finding that like Google now half the time defaults to AI grok is on Twitter You know there's a chat GPT, but I just it's kind of replacing search engines really

Adam Johnson (35:32.203)
Yes. no, this is you. This is you.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (35:32.289)
Yeah, go ahead, go ahead. think, I think it's more about AI trying to use us. You know, like I find myself when I'm traveling or even even my bank account, they say, okay, you can get the tickets online for the Mavericks. I said, hey man, get out of my bank account. What do you, that's not, have y'all seen that?

@KeithMalinak (35:51.717)
Yeah

@KeithMalinak (35:55.503)
Wait a minute. Did you give them your credit? Is there a backstory?

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (35:59.239)
No, it's like a like one of those links where it's you know, like where it like Refreshes you on things like if you want to download zelle you can use this or this or that and so I I looked the other day and it was like get your Mavericks tickets or and I was like what you can't tell me how to spend my money I Said how much are the tickets chat?

@KeithMalinak (36:22.363)
Hold on. Well, hang on a second. Was this before or after the Luka trade? my gosh. What a crap. That's a trash team. I'm sorry. Normally those teams are based in Atlanta, Georgia, but that's a, you traded Luka, you traded Luka, then you jacked up, the Mavericks trade Luka, then they-

Adam Johnson (36:28.235)
This is...

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (36:29.217)
What we see.

Yeah.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (36:41.555)
wow.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (36:45.857)
I didn't trade you.

@KeithMalinak (36:50.757)
then they raise the price for season tickets for next, are they on crack? Then as if karma jumped in there five minutes later, what's his name? Kyrie Irving is out for the year. It's like they're cursed now. They're cur, the Luca curse.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (37:05.249)
Man don't say that what the Mavericks are not Cursed we're we're limping but we're not first and I don't want to give you my whole spiel on it I'm gonna leave it alone because we're live Yeah, and I I see Mark Cuban like very often and I respect him so I'm gonna just You know, I'm gonna leave it. I'm gonna leave it at that

@KeithMalinak (37:12.068)
I see.

@KeithMalinak (37:18.639)
Wait, your whole spiel on what? The Mavericks?

Adam Johnson (37:20.429)
you

@KeithMalinak (37:28.569)
that's well there's one of us on here that respects him so okay I wanna say that

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (37:33.569)
You

Shout out to Mort.

@KeithMalinak (37:37.871)
Shout out to Mark. Yeah, he'll see this. So, you know, you talk about how creepy that intrusion into your bank account was. I will say, and I've mentioned this before,

My address... How do I say this? Let me back up. There's somebody that wanted to send me a Christmas gift. And they reached out to me and they texted me and they said, is this your address? And I said, no, it's in the same neighborhood, but no, that's not my address. This is my address. And I could never figure out where he got that address.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (37:55.261)
is public knowledge.

@KeithMalinak (38:19.877)
But the only place, ladies and gentlemen, that I have entered that address is on my map app.

Adam Johnson (38:28.415)
So if you are taking pictures in your neighborhood, you can upload those photos and have AI figure out whereabouts you live. They can identify street markers, house numbers in the background.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (38:28.513)
What?

Ahem.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (38:41.439)
You're easily found.

@KeithMalinak (38:43.291)
So, but what I'm saying is I understand what you're saying. That is, that's creepy. I do not give my phone permission. I know it's taking the liberty anyway, but this happened before AI was really a thing. Somehow Google maps had taken the full address that I had put in my phone and, put it in a database somewhere where it was accessible. You see what I'm saying? Like the only place it was entered was so like when you hit home,

Adam Johnson (38:46.977)
Mm-hmm.

Adam Johnson (38:56.647)
ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (39:08.981)
Mmm, yeah

Adam Johnson (39:09.101)
Mm-hmm.

@KeithMalinak (39:13.345)
on google maps it takes you to that address i don't like it anyway so the only reason i bring this up is because apparently ai chat bots are showing the same cognitive decline as the human brain as they age ai is still a new and emerging area of technology meaning not much is known about how it performs over time in an effort to understand how age affects ai a team of data scientists and neurologists from

Adam Johnson (39:16.461)
Yep.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (39:16.553)
Man, that's scary.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (39:29.183)
And what?

@KeithMalinak (39:41.701)
Tel Aviv University undertook research and found generative chat bots like ChatGPT and GoogleGemini, don't get me started on GoogleGemini, ugh, show similar signs of cognitive impairment and degradation with age as human brains. How well does this, they-

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (39:58.113)
I'm not even playing that game.

Adam Johnson (40:00.279)
So I do wonder, there's a thing called neuroplasticity in neurogenesis that happens in people who are older. So if you have the potential to regrow parts of your brain if you're continually exercising it, Otherwise you end up getting basically atrophy, right? So those things we used to be able to do like mentally, they start going away if you don't exercise it. I do wonder how much of the AI aging is just a product of just seeing the same garbage over and over again. Because you'd have to assume that people using the AI

@KeithMalinak (40:07.643)
Okay.

Adam Johnson (40:30.253)
are all people who are probably frequently online, right, least the largest population, are asking the same questions, doing the same things. And I do wonder if AI is not having the full experience of exercising completely, because it is the same population over and over again. It's not new muscles worked.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (40:44.789)
getting burnt out.

@KeithMalinak (40:46.725)
that is that is something else that's a great that's better than this article bro i'm not even i i i i think what i was going to read from this is

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (40:47.841)
That was a good answer. By the way, he went to Harvard.

Adam Johnson (40:58.797)
It is my degree actually my background so...

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (41:02.753)
Yeah, I was like... Well, you knocked that out the park.

@KeithMalinak (41:08.293)
We're gonna have to,

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (41:09.291)
Professor Adam,

@KeithMalinak (41:12.175)
You what? Hey, push your microphone back. If you're gonna sit up on it like that, then push it back from us, because it's just pegging the meter here. Yeah. I don't want, want, no, listen, I want you to be your lovely self. I want you to be animated. I just need that microphone to back off. It's the mic's fault. Okay, yeah. Yeah, of course. But okay, you know what? Your explanation, Adam, is much better than this article.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (41:19.751)
me? I'm sorry.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (41:26.569)
Is it raining?

Okay.

Adam Johnson (41:32.129)
You could do no wrong,

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (41:38.323)
Yeah, that was actually fire. He did that. If the skating ring woman is out there somewhere, she needs to look for it. okay. okay.

@KeithMalinak (41:42.233)
I don't even like this article now. Now it's stupid.

@KeithMalinak (41:48.303)
Yeah. It's too late.

Adam Johnson (41:49.463)
tell her I'm married. 15 years deep, five kids, I'm all set.

@KeithMalinak (41:53.909)
It's too late for her. All right, so since we're talking about technology and all this AI stuff, do you feel, raise your hand if you feel that you're on your phone too much for where you want to be. And that's a convoluted way of saying, are you on your phone too much? Anyone? Just me? Just me.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (42:16.038)
I'll say it like this.

@KeithMalinak (42:19.483)
Okay, I don't know what that means. So yes.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (42:21.928)
I'm a person that...

I cognitively and cognizant, I'm very cognizant of the time that I spend on my phone. And I, there are times where I like even, like this week, particularly, I do take a step back from it. And you know, let's, let's say I'm watching a movie or just

doing something like playing with my daughters or whatever. Like I'll make sure my phone is not in the room so I can be present in the moment. You know, the thing about all of us, right? The world that we live in is much different than the world that we grew up in. So a lot of the things that we do and the connections that we have and the touch points that we have, whether it be with food, people, business.

@KeithMalinak (42:58.427)
that's good.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (43:20.969)
A lot of that is filtered through our phone. So it's hard to not do it. But I think, you know, we all need to just at times really take sabbaticals and really put ourselves, put those boundaries in place based on your life, based on your schedule, you know, because everybody's different, everybody works different. So.

@KeithMalinak (43:24.698)
Right.

@KeithMalinak (43:44.827)
Are you a life coach for somebody? Look at you. Oh, geez. Here we go. Hang on. Hang on a second. Let me hit pause, though, because I want to revisit that. That's really good stuff there, Jonathan. But but at let's see here. Hang on a second. I'm just looking for something, y'all. Stand by. Hang on a second. I got to scroll this thing all the way down.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (43:47.413)
Yeah, you man. We-

Adam Johnson (43:49.984)
Ha ha ha ha ha.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (43:56.159)
I'm

Adam Johnson (44:06.505)
That is well put, Mr. Haggerty. That is very well put. I went camping last weekend with my wife and a couple of friends and I think I posted twice but didn't really respond to comments. It was just a way to unplug and get back into things that matter.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (44:08.949)
Thank you.

@KeithMalinak (44:09.493)
see look at this man i got a he's a psychiatrist or something

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (44:13.91)
Mm-hmm.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (44:23.145)
Yeah, that's very great, You know, OK.

@KeithMalinak (44:25.272)
Okay.

So I want to get back on this because I seriously do, but I'm stumped for a moment here. Adam is kindly, and I love it when guests do this, he's responding in the chat. But why am I not seeing Adam's responses on YouTube? Just saying. I don't understand because he's responding and I hope everybody can see your responses. I hope you're not like, you know, responding into the ether. That's all I'm trying. That's all I'm looking out for you, Mr. Johnson.

Adam Johnson (44:54.303)
I have no idea. I'll do a test one. Here we go. I'll say tests.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (44:57.189)
In the chat.

@KeithMalinak (44:59.675)
Yeah, in the chat, I see his responses on here, but I don't see them on YouTube, and I feel like people think that they don't realize that he's responding to them. Huh. Anyway, sorry.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (45:10.719)
He's engaged. He's engaged with the audience, right?

@KeithMalinak (45:14.125)
I am. I'm easily destroyed.

Adam Johnson (45:14.645)
I try to, if they're here listening, taking their time to come say hi and listen, I may as well respond back. I think it's polite.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (45:19.585)
Right, right, right, that's kind of first hand.

@KeithMalinak (45:21.345)
Yeah, well, it is. I can't because I can't multitask. My brain is too simple. Linda says, Adam's responses are not visible on YouTube. Dang, bro. I'm so sorry. He is. He's been. You're on so many lists. OK, so Jonathan, my co-worker Stuber gear, when I interviewed him in much the same fashion, I interviewed you about your life story. He made just a great point, you know.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (45:32.705)
Why?

Adam Johnson (45:33.877)
I've got that censorship.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (45:39.937)
You're blocked.

@KeithMalinak (45:52.09)
We're so busy trying to capture our moments from life with our phones that we just end up not experiencing life to the fullest.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (45:59.819)
Hold on, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I had to cut you off. Never ask a man a question why you putting on chapstick.

@KeithMalinak (46:07.193)
My lips are burning!

Adam Johnson (46:07.275)
This is okay, thank you so much. I've been to prison and that just gave me vibes for like, I don't think we should be on the same stream. You need to go down the block, there's a place for you.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (46:13.045)
Yeah, like... He's like, so tell me!

@KeithMalinak (46:17.195)
My lips lately have been burning non-stop. I can't have no excuses.

Adam Johnson (46:19.947)
Nope, nope, just nope, nope, nope.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (46:20.501)
Listen man, that's bro code. Never ask a bro a question while you're putting. Hey, where you gonna go boy? Cause we going out there.

@KeithMalinak (46:26.085)
Hang on, time out, stop, hang on. One second, one second. Adam, you sure do have a purdy mouth. Did you ever get to hear that one in there? No, hopefully not. Well, how bad did it get for you in there? Like, did you ever have to get in a fight?

Adam Johnson (46:39.755)
did not again it said we're gonna keep this PG

Adam Johnson (46:49.815)
no, so there's a lot of misconceptions about prison. Prison is probably the most racist place I've ever been.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (46:53.353)
Okay.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (47:00.805)
wow.

@KeithMalinak (47:00.952)
wow.

Adam Johnson (47:01.355)
but also like the most, there's so much community there, right? So there are places you're allowed to go, there are TV rooms, there are things you can and can't do, people you can and can't talk to, that's all fine. Saturday, Sunday hits, everyone's making food, it's a big communal space, we're all watching sports together, it's the weirdest thing in the world, right? But as far as like fights and stuff go, look, you get in a fight in prison, everyone loses their privileges, your commissary's gone, people are going on isolation, you wanna lose your yard time, look,

@KeithMalinak (47:28.315)
Adam Johnson (47:31.339)
get in the fight but everyone gets punished. do corporal punishment. So most people they're just trying to do their time and get back out.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (47:38.401)
For the listeners out there, he had such a great answer. I know it might sound like you wanna go, but you don't wanna go.

@KeithMalinak (47:38.905)
Wow.

Adam Johnson (47:49.311)
I know man, I ran 200 miles across a couple of months. I read 37 books and lost 20 pounds, so it was more of a retreat than anything else.

@KeithMalinak (47:49.349)
Sorry.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (47:55.815)
wow.

@KeithMalinak (47:58.459)
So hang on, there's a hierarchy in prison,

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (48:03.253)
There's not, this doesn't reflect everybody's experience. These statements have not been regulated by the.

Adam Johnson (48:06.901)
It does not. It does not.

@KeithMalinak (48:06.959)
hahahahah

@KeithMalinak (48:11.813)
So, on, Adam, did you move up the ranks? Did you have your own gang that you were in charge of or never quite?

Adam Johnson (48:18.135)
there

Last thing everyone wants is to lose commissary because they feed you so little. They feed you so little. It's a potato diet man. They are not giving you the calories you need to sustain yourself. Commissary is the only way you can actually eat. You lose commissary, everyone's starving. This is why they have a, I won't get too esoteric here, but this is why they run shops in prison. In prison, you run a shop, you buy out all the tuna, all the salmon, all the beans, all the protein stuff you can for commissary and you sell it at a higher

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (48:51.243)
Right.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (48:55.734)
God, man.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (49:12.737)
you

Adam Johnson (49:18.059)
rate to other people. If you caught running shop they'll take all other stuff and throw it away. So it takes everyone in prison on the same level or all wearing the same clothes so everyone's on the same level. You don't snitch on each other you keep to yourself so you can have food on the weekends.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (49:19.809)
Mmm.

@KeithMalinak (49:38.127)
Okay, interesting. Wow, that's... I can't wait for your book. I'm serious, yeah. What's the... For those that may have tuned in late, reminders of the title and roughly when it might be released?

Adam Johnson (49:43.885)
It's almost done.

Adam Johnson (49:54.249)
It's called Taking a Stand and it's probably going to be coming out around September.

@KeithMalinak (50:00.569)
Nice. OK, cool.

Adam Johnson (50:00.973)
The book is full of jokes, we talk about some dark stuff, some stuff that you know that is difficult to hear, but it's meant to be light, it's meant to make light of things, because at the end of the I want to make lemonade, people can throw rocks all day long, I want to build towers out of them. So if we can't have that moment where we're looking at, hey, this bad thing may have happened to me, maybe it was injustice, depending on your political affiliation, regardless, if we can't look at this through the lens of, if it happened to you over something so meaningful,

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (50:17.409)
All right.

Adam Johnson (50:30.927)
needle as a trespassing charge. Maybe don't celebrate that because whatever power you give to the government, you know, to defeat your enemies will be used against you on a long enough timeline. So don't celebrate your enemies falling and being slaughtered for things that you don't want to be taken for in same sense.

@KeithMalinak (50:48.463)
That's a... Man, I'm looking forward to this book, seriously.

Adam Johnson (50:51.597)
I'll send you a copy man. You can definitely have one. I Got you I'll bring I'll bring two copies out to Dallas then

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (50:55.219)
Yeah, I one.

@KeithMalinak (50:55.467)
no i'm gonna buy that and i'm gonna buy i'm buying a hat too i can't wait to buy a hat okay so so how how

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (51:00.981)
Let's get it.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (51:07.009)
I'm sorry, were asking me something earlier before the chapstick. I don't know what it was.

@KeithMalinak (51:15.195)
I'm sorry for distracting everyone in the world with my chapstick.

Adam Johnson (51:17.645)
Sue in the commentary, another J6er said he was moved around and would lose all his commentary purchases. Yes, they call that diesel therapy. So if you are a problem person in prison, they don't like you, they will ship you to a new prison every couple of weeks and being processed, they'll have an isolation for a whole week before you go to gen pop. It's called diesel therapy. They do it to people who cause problems in prison.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (51:33.44)
Mmm.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (51:37.597)
oof

@KeithMalinak (51:43.385)
Well then, interesting. So, lots of fun stuff. wow. Let's get back to talking about cell phones and time spent on them. No, so here's a quick question for you, because I wanna know, I wanna know what you think of this. First of all, how long do think you could go without your phone? Forever? I mean, that could be an answer. If someone took your phone away from you right now, could you, in theory, I mean, you'd have to learn to, but I mean.

Adam Johnson (51:46.401)
Yeah, lots of fun stuff. Sorry, you were asking Jonathan a question. Sorry.

@KeithMalinak (52:12.335)
How would you take that? Jonathan, how would you take not having a cell phone at all?

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (52:17.473)
I really wouldn't care. think, you know, it's like when I was in high school, I think the first time I got a cell phone was college. So I think because we're so used to having it, we feel we can't do without it. But if we had to do without it, we could do without it. So and then I, you know.

I have to people who, that you communicate with, or I would say the most important people that you communicate with, like your family, like you don't need a phone for that. you got my email man. just like, hey, these are all, listen.

@KeithMalinak (53:01.477)
you don't need a phone for. Hold on a second, when are you gonna see me, bro? I mean, gosh, So,

Adam Johnson (53:09.901)
You could find him at the gym.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (53:14.901)
Tell them, these are all jokes. Keith is my guy. That's my bro. So like, we're being sarcastic. We haven't saw each other in such a long time.

@KeithMalinak (53:14.971)
He's like...

@KeithMalinak (53:24.366)
Yeah, okay All right. Yeah, but of course after the chapstick incident now, you're like, I don't know about this guy Okay, so Because I asked this because I think that immediately if I'm being honest, I think in the immediate aftermath I would be like, uh-huh Detox, you know, oh my gosh, I'm having the shakes here. But then actually I think it would be liberating eventually

And I bring this up because there's a story out of London and I think this is fascinating But get this there's a thing called the offline club where young adults They they they pay and there's a waiting list and not everybody makes it but they pay to be more than the 150 young adults between 20 and 35 that end up just hanging out together

at this, I think it's at a church, like a church basement or something, and they just play board games. There's no phones. There's no nothing. It's just like, you don't, you look at people, you make eye contact, you know? You don't, yeah, you learn how to spend time with each other without, you know, just looking down at your phone. And I find it fascinating that it is so popular. They talk about waiting lists and all this stuff. This one guy,

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (54:28.033)
That's real, yeah, yeah.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (54:35.424)
Right.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (54:43.925)
I mean, it needs to be.

@KeithMalinak (54:45.507)
Yeah, he says like he left he leaves his phone at the door and he finds it freeing they sit they sit around they they learn how to sew and then I love this though this one chick I play chapstick. I mean you gotta do that and I Know I know Nope, nope. I love how this there's one chick She had a great time. she hate uses she hates that she uses her phone so much

Adam Johnson (54:55.373)
how to apply chapstick.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (55:02.773)
He'll never let that go in his own life.

Adam Johnson (55:04.429)
Nope.

@KeithMalinak (55:15.149)
It makes her angry at herself. And then it says, as soon as the evening was over though, she switched her phone back on scanning her screen. So anyway, and the funny thing is, how did they find out? How did they find out about these screen free nights on social media, on Instagram? So I mean.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (55:36.289)
Yeah, it is to your point there's there's a couple things so the other day I actually Was going to pick up my daughter's And I accidentally left my phone and Driving to their school. It was just It was just like relaxing because I hadn't did that in a while. I was like I was like, man I left my phone and then I was like

@KeithMalinak (56:04.603)
That turned out to be good.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (56:05.735)
It's cool. And then another thing is I think, you know, we miss moments because we're so involved with our cell phone. I'm a given example. So there's I'm pretty sure you're familiar with the Rockwall Harbor. Maybe not. It's they it's it's in Rockwall and.

@KeithMalinak (56:29.145)
No, I don't get out much.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (56:34.581)
They have like restaurants and everything. And so one day I was over there. One day I was over there and you know, the water beautiful and just, just enjoying the scenery. And I was on my phone and then something told me like, just put your phone down. And literally I put my phone down and it was a woman and her daughter walking and she, she said, hi.

Adam Johnson (56:36.86)
yeah, east of Dallas. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (57:03.145)
and we struck up a conversation and she was, I think she's a counselor and we just start talking and exchange information and stuff like that. But I doubt that moment would have ever happened if I'd have been like sitting down on my phone. She actually would have probably walked past me and I never would have met her. So it's just like little things like that where, you know, we miss moments even in the gym as well. You know, everybody.

@KeithMalinak (57:26.649)
Yeah.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (57:32.019)
is wearing headphones and you kinda, it's a lost art, you know.

@KeithMalinak (57:35.875)
Or puking.

@KeithMalinak (57:39.845)
That human contact, yeah, you miss that opportunity if you're always baring your phone. Okay, so what's the grossest thing you've ever eaten, Adam Johnson?

Adam Johnson (57:49.165)
So I worked in a restaurant when I was younger, we talked about this, and next door to the restaurant was a Chinese restaurant. And if you ever had actual traditional Chinese food, it is not what they're serving you at the buffet. It's not that. So the grossest thing I've eaten is fish, fish eyes and a shiitake mushroom.

@KeithMalinak (58:06.639)
I don't like where this is going, bro.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (58:10.867)
no, baby.

@KeithMalinak (58:12.539)
Hahaha!

Adam Johnson (58:16.001)
Yup. Well, I did it because I was polite and they didn't speak English and I don't know that they understood, gross. So I ate one and thanked them and left.

@KeithMalinak (58:16.613)
So you did this willingly?

@KeithMalinak (58:27.323)
So do you... Yeah, do you remember when George Bush Sr. vomited over there in Japan? And they said he was sick. I see I'm so old. You guys are such babies. Okay, so he's at a state dinner and you see him just like... Okay, I have not looked up this story in the 30, 40 years since it happened, but...

Adam Johnson (58:36.173)
No.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (58:45.185)
Just like George.

@KeithMalinak (58:55.311)
I bet he was eating something like, that just, maybe it was sushi. I have no idea. But I wonder, was he really sick or did he have a fish eye served to him, you know? But you said, you know, that... Right, they-

Adam Johnson (59:08.193)
They said it's a delicacy, I don't believe them. I think there are some parts of the animal you can throw away and not feel bad about it.

@KeithMalinak (59:14.093)
right they were setting you up bro jay hag

no. no.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (59:22.079)
I don't even know if I want to.

@KeithMalinak (59:23.867)
Okay, then don't. Is it a pig's anus? What are we doing here? I don't know. Well, I didn't know where you're going. Because I'm making it better. So whatever you say now, it can't be that bad.

Adam Johnson (59:24.141)
Ha

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (59:30.407)
No man, come on man.

Why did you have to go that far?

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (59:40.841)
Okay, no, it ain't. So, I was at...

I'll say this. I love my mom's cooking and I really don't eat...

@KeithMalinak (59:50.953)
no.

Adam Johnson (59:53.805)
god someone tag her someone tag her in this

@KeithMalinak (59:55.227)
You got to throw mom under the bus.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (59:59.411)
No, no, no, no. I love my mom's cooking and I really don't eat other people's cooking like that. And so I went to this guest house on one occasion and I'll try to be like very generic because I respect this person. But we had lasagna and it just wasn't, you you do a one, two bite.

and then you get I got to one two normally when you get to three but I got to one two and I knew it this this just don't yes and you know this is my first time in their home I don't want to be like disrespectful and like spit it out right right in front of you man it was it was a it was horrible man it was

@KeithMalinak (01:00:44.507)
You

@KeithMalinak (01:00:51.855)
You don't want to be putting chapstick on at their house.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:00:59.309)
man, and then, yeah. And I had to somehow chew, but not swallow. And then when they looked the other way, like I got, I was like, excuse me, I got up and I, you know, fake like I'm coughing, and you know, put it in my hand. And then after that, just, I was like, y'all got some water?

@KeithMalinak (01:01:07.215)
Yeah. Right? Yeah, we've all been there.

@KeithMalinak (01:01:21.595)
Yep. All right.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:01:28.417)
And I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I drank the water, you know, swish it in my mouth and and drank it. And I was like, no, I can't finish this. So I threw because it was it was the first bite. So this this much lasagna is left. I'm like, I'm not about to eat this. So I I threw it away. And it was one of those deals like, you know, if.

@KeithMalinak (01:01:46.02)
Uh-huh.

@KeithMalinak (01:01:54.651)
That's where you're hoping they have a dog that you could sneak off some bites to, right? But look, we've all been there. And here is where the horror of the whole moment is when you run out of napkin space, right? And so now your fist is clenched and now you got nothing, now you're, oh no, what am I doing now?

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:01:57.083)
my god.

Adam Johnson (01:01:58.792)
Ha ha ha

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:02:08.481)
There you go. There you go.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:02:13.793)
And that's why I don't eat at people's like unless you trust it I'm not about to go to everybody housing because I don't know what y'all got going on man you cooking and you know

@KeithMalinak (01:02:26.437)
Okay, well

Adam Johnson (01:02:27.031)
I make good food, you come over, I'll make you a proper dinner.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:02:29.223)
Yeah, we're have to so has Keith ate some of your dishes?

Adam Johnson (01:02:35.873)
You can, I make actually fantastic food. I smoke a, do you like fish? Do you like salmon? Yep, there you go. So last night I did a truffled couscous with oyster mushrooms.

@KeithMalinak (01:02:35.973)
I've no, no.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:02:39.436)
What's your specialty?

@KeithMalinak (01:02:40.667)
But I have to go to Florida for it.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:02:45.301)
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's my favorite. Cause I'm allergic to shellfish. So salmon and mahi tuna. Yeah.

@KeithMalinak (01:02:48.411)
yeah.

Adam Johnson (01:02:57.901)
and I did a smoked salmon after dry browning it for 24 hours. We did a hollandaise sauce that was infused with dill. So it's a proper dish.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:03:08.895)
yeah, see he's using those terms. Yeah, he can cook. Yeah, yeah, you good. You passed the test. Anybody who say infused, I trust.

Adam Johnson (01:03:18.647)
Well, life hacks. So, another life hack. If you're cooking and you want to put flavors of your herbs in there, so rosemary, thyme, dill, things like this, don't waste your time chopping small pieces. Get yourself a coffee filter, put the herbs in that, tie it off, and then cook it in your food. You'll get all that flavor without having to sieve things out or chop things up.

@KeithMalinak (01:03:19.141)
That is such a point!

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:03:38.666)
yeah, nah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you legit, bro. You legit. Yeah.

@KeithMalinak (01:03:40.303)
This guy.

@KeithMalinak (01:03:44.929)
That's so true! That is a great point! Okay, so, so, so I have to ask this question because I have a story. Because you know the elites of the world keep trying to steer us toward eating bugs and all sorts of good stuff. Now they won't eat them, but

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:03:45.631)
Yeah, he legit.

Adam Johnson (01:04:04.381)
this is the... yeah.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:04:05.825)
Go get a happy meal.

@KeithMalinak (01:04:07.673)
Here it comes. Is cockroach milk the next big super food and would you try it?

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:04:14.931)
Not for me.

Adam Johnson (01:04:17.791)
I got nipples, Greg.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:04:18.113)
Wait wait you said cockroach milk the cockroach anything

@KeithMalinak (01:04:19.227)
This feels like a joke like this article doesn't even feel real is it April 1st yet Milk yeah

@KeithMalinak (01:04:32.121)
But it's one of the most nutrient dense substances on our planet, Jonathan. Now, but wait, now, you are a health conscious individual. You could tell a client about this.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:04:36.927)
where you go get your nutrients.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:04:43.295)
Yeah, no.

Adam Johnson (01:04:46.665)
Okay, cockroaches aren't mammals and phylogenies suggest that being a mammal means you have to lactate and all. There's a whole series of things. So where does the milk come from? Whose idea was it to milk cockroaches? Can we start there and have that person put in prison?

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:04:46.911)
Not.

@KeithMalinak (01:04:50.427)
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. I had the same thought.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:04:51.713)
you

@KeithMalinak (01:04:59.023)
But listen, I'm 100 % with you. So, OK, here's a paragraph.

So, so this is really gross, so bear with me. There was a study in the Journal of International Union of Crystallography analyzed the milk-like fluid that's produced by female Pacific beetle cockroaches to feed their young. They found that the yellowish substance, it's calorie-rich. I don't like this story anymore. I don't think we should.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:05:29.345)
Okay, that's fine.

My question to them is how they know.

@KeithMalinak (01:05:37.787)
How did they? Who, okay, but who paid for this? You know we paid for this study.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:05:40.897)
And then my other thing is if it's so healthy, you take 10 people and just take some 2 % or vitamin D milk in a clear cup and drop a dead cockroach in there and let's see what they feel about the nutrients, right? If they gonna drink that milk. Yeah, no. You can study it all you want to.

@KeithMalinak (01:05:55.491)
@KeithMalinak (01:06:01.819)
Yeah, okay, let's let's move on away from Adam on a scale of 1 to 10. How concerned are you about an asteroid possibly hitting the planet?

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:06:10.111)
Good luck.

Adam Johnson (01:06:11.679)
Yeah.

Adam Johnson (01:06:16.405)
After that story, I mean, send it.

@KeithMalinak (01:06:23.302)
Amen.

Adam Johnson (01:06:25.485)
I'm ready, Jesus, take me home.

@KeithMalinak (01:06:26.907)
Yeah, yeah, in fact, my laptop is on the other side of the room. It's waiting for that sweet meteor of death. Yeah, I don't know, because, you know, there's been a lot of talk about this. So twenty twenty four, why are four asteroid that that they said, oh, there's a 2%, there's a 3%, there's a 1 % chance now they're saying it's probably going to hit the moon. And then I have a companion story here that actually says there is a one in one

159,000 chance that an asteroid of that size I say one of okay, there's a one in 59,000 chance of a typical asteroid of hitting us, which those odds don't sound I Don't like those odds and then it also said That that so any asteroid so so let me start over any asteroid one in 59,000 chance those odds are too low to begin with then it says

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:07:10.945)
you

@KeithMalinak (01:07:25.783)
an asteroid of impactful size, could really do some damage. 1 in 59,000. I got my numbers mixed up there. I'm Joe Biden when it comes to numbers, y'all. I'm sorry. So I just wonder, do you guys have any concern whatsoever? I just feel like one day out of the blue, we're gonna get hit and we're not gonna have any warning and it's just gonna happen. Anybody concerned at all?

Adam Johnson (01:07:51.243)
RIP the band-aid, as far as I'm concerned. Yeah.

@KeithMalinak (01:07:52.015)
Good. Live your life. Live your life.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:07:54.308)
I'm you said on a scale of 1 to 10 or 0 to 10?

@KeithMalinak (01:07:58.395)
Let's go 1 to 10.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:08:01.793)
one at cuz here's here's the truth if an asteroid is big enough and It's bigger than the size of earth or half the size Then you you ain't got you better be worried about me meeting your maker That that should be a concern because if they hit then you gone anyway, so I don't think people should be Too concerned I think

@KeithMalinak (01:08:03.8)
Okay.

Adam Johnson (01:08:07.585)
Space is not real. I'm with you.

@KeithMalinak (01:08:09.517)
Yeah

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:08:32.201)
You know handle your business love love the people that you love You know live your life eat great fish like adam cooks Stay prayed up, you know because When it ends and it does end For us all you know at the end of the day Whether whether you know people are thinking about asteroid, you know, it could happen

@KeithMalinak (01:08:34.523)
You

@KeithMalinak (01:08:44.251)
you

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:09:01.759)
you know, in traffic or plane or sleep or, you know, so, your, no, enjoy your life.

Adam Johnson (01:09:05.581)
especially with a female pilot, yeah.

@KeithMalinak (01:09:09.851)
no. So this story, said that scientists that study this stuff, that they've gone through this long debate on at what point do they tell the public about a particular asteroid. Like that's a big debate within the asteroid learning community, I guess.

Adam Johnson (01:09:11.113)
I'm so sorry.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:09:34.753)
I'm good. I ain't worried about nothing. So I'm gonna be with God. So if anything pop up, so yeah It's push it's everybody else like bugs

Adam Johnson (01:09:34.933)
I'm still waiting on the Outseen file, so...

Adam Johnson (01:09:42.039)
I'll see you there. I'll see you there.

@KeithMalinak (01:09:49.755)
What is happening? Let's see. Oh, have you guys ever heard the Williams X jet? Have you ever heard of this thing? I want you to see this video footage from 19. I think it's 79. I don't know why I'm thinking 1979. Yeah, 1979. OK, why don't we have this today? Look at this thing. This is real. This is real. This is real.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:10:11.041)
No, they they do It ain't a lot ain't a lot that that one's pretty cool but they they have the jet packs and you I know you but that one's a this one fire you can pull up to the drive-through a

@KeithMalinak (01:10:17.218)
Wha- wha- I want one!

@KeithMalinak (01:10:25.561)
Yeah.

@KeithMalinak (01:10:32.782)
It was powered.

Adam Johnson (01:10:32.843)
I think I saw some Ewoks flying these in what was it, the Six Star Wars?

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:10:35.873)
Iron Man

@KeithMalinak (01:10:36.057)
Okay, see, see. let's see. It was powered by a turbo jet. It was controlled by leaning. It could reach speeds of 60 miles per hour. It could fly for 40 minutes. Despite the fact that worked very well, it was found that platforms like this had little military use. Helicopters and other small conventional aircraft could do the job better, carry more, and were less vulnerable. So if you could figure out a use for it with the military,

then I guess it'll go somewhere. But I love that and I want one right now. I want to fly those to work. Look at that. Can you imagine rolling into your job in the parking lot? One of those. I don't know. I don't know. Yes. I don't want to walk everywhere. Yeah, I don't want to go.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:11:06.209)
RUN!

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:11:15.095)
I know

Adam Johnson (01:11:19.127)
That's pretty amazing. I want these for trick or treating with the kids. Better than a golf cart.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:11:19.233)
Yeah

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:11:27.615)
That ain't a lot, that's pretty cool. And this was in the 70s you say?

@KeithMalinak (01:11:32.219)
1979.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:11:33.749)
That's like more advanced than what we already had.

Adam Johnson (01:11:33.943)
Dude, have you... Go do a deep dive of DARPA? Do know what DARPA is?

@KeithMalinak (01:11:42.075)
Yes, talk to me. Oh yeah, they are.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:11:42.593)
They're coming after you Adam.

Adam Johnson (01:11:44.043)
Yeah, do a deep dive into DARPA. they have. I survived. Resilience. And retarded for keep talking about it.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:11:48.609)
That's what I'm talking about.

@KeithMalinak (01:11:48.783)
Ha ha ha!

@KeithMalinak (01:11:52.859)
Let's see, hold on, I'm looking for another video here.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:12:00.201)
Yeah, they got the jetpack, they got the cars. I mean, guess drones are the version of that now, right? You just... What?

Adam Johnson (01:12:07.735)
They have a heart attack gun. Did you know this? it's real.

@KeithMalinak (01:12:11.001)
Whoops, my bad. Sorry. Let's see here. What were you saying? I'm sorry, guys. I was trying to find this video.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:12:16.689)
They have drones and You know the flying cars and things like that. I'm pretty sure they have a version of that They just haven't probably released it to the public

Adam Johnson (01:12:29.729)
We have these in Florida, off of the coast. They have jet packs to go over the water. They're hydro pumps, they're hooked up to the boat. I think it's like four or 500 bucks. I don't, uh-huh. Come to Florida, I'll make you fish and we'll go ride jet packs. Not yet, I'm waiting for you.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:12:35.233)
Mm-hmm.

@KeithMalinak (01:12:37.563)
How much that cost to do for five minutes?

do you get?

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:12:42.655)
Also you go out there and rent them? that's pretty cool.

Oh, so you roll one? I was about say, need to keep to pull up that footage. We need the footage of Adam on the way.

Adam Johnson (01:13:00.013)
I want to believe the rental is like 20 minutes. Uh-huh.

@KeithMalinak (01:13:01.435)
What do you

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:13:06.273)
20 minutes? That's ripoff. That's a ripoff.

@KeithMalinak (01:13:08.635)
I want it for the day.

wanted for the day. Alright, so let me play this here. Check this out. What do you think of this thing? It's called what? Water jet pack. Alright. Jonathan, when we going to Florida?

Adam Johnson (01:13:16.693)
Yeah, water jet pack.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:13:26.207)
We let me know. We can we can probably go April or May.

@KeithMalinak (01:13:28.101)
Yeah, okay. Okay.

@KeithMalinak (01:13:33.723)
Can't go in front of me.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:13:36.619)
Will you let me know?

@KeithMalinak (01:13:39.151)
Okay, we'll figure it out. Adam, we're coming to your house.

Adam Johnson (01:13:41.579)
Yeah, come on over. I'll heat the hots up up. Get the smoker going.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:13:42.945)
Hey, I'll wear those.

@KeithMalinak (01:13:46.063)
I would break my ankles doing this thing.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:13:47.11)
so those are electric? those are nice!

Adam Johnson (01:13:49.751)
Mm-hmm.

@KeithMalinak (01:13:50.511)
Keith nobody cares about your stupid nobody cares about your whatever this is called

Adam Johnson (01:13:55.799)
But all of this is sedentary stuff. Like you look at it, mean, those used to be rollerblades. Everything is going sedentary. So what's the weight restriction on these? Because the people who are going to get these?

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:13:59.638)
Yeah

@KeithMalinak (01:14:03.035)
Right.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:14:05.057)
Yeah, even, even uh, I saw somebody on a bike last night and they wasn't pedaling and the bike was going, I was like...

@KeithMalinak (01:14:07.451)
Let's see here.

Adam Johnson (01:14:14.145)
defeating the purpose.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:14:15.594)
Yeah.

@KeithMalinak (01:14:17.211)
I'd rather do that Williams X jet thing. Yeah, this is...

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:14:18.312)
Eh.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:14:22.546)
Nah, I like that. ain't gonna lie to you. I like that. I don't I mean I love Rollerblading is one of my things But if I want to go like super far I ain't gonna lie. I rock with that You know because them legs get tired

@KeithMalinak (01:14:34.587)
Mm-hmm.

Adam Johnson (01:14:37.472)
It's fun.

It's this or a Vespa, you know?

@KeithMalinak (01:14:44.475)
Wait a minute, wait a minute, know a Vespa, remind me what a Vespa is. Hang on. I, what, wait, oh God almighty, what have I done? What have I done?

Adam Johnson (01:14:47.341)
You don't know what a Vespa is? I saw you putting on Chapstick.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:14:57.129)
Hey, you've marked yourself. They gonna know you as a chapstick.

@KeithMalinak (01:15:00.815)
Don't make me Google what?

Adam Johnson (01:15:01.581)
Shapstick Keith, that's what we're gonna, that's the new moniker, I love it. I'll do a painting next month, Shapstick Keith, it'll be.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:15:04.661)
It's sticky!

@KeithMalinak (01:15:05.285)
Hold on.

@KeithMalinak (01:15:10.896)
Hold on.

Wait, it's a car? What? It's a car, Adam? OK. What is it? yeah, the little scooter thing. OK, now the chapstick thing is funny. I forgot. I knew the Vespa thing. OK, what else I got here? Let's see here. Hey, do you guys ever see these? you know what I haven't done yet? Crap.

Adam Johnson (01:15:17.173)
No, VESPA, V-E, V-E-S-P-A, VESPA.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:15:25.825)
Let me see.

Adam Johnson (01:15:25.869)
Yeah, but there are.

@KeithMalinak (01:15:41.871)
Hang on, let me clear out, everything must go. Let me clear out, I got a couple of animal videos here. I don't have a lot going on here with animal videos. What is this one here? I don't even know what this is. no, that's cute there. That's a kitten and a baby drinking milk together. See, not roach milk. That'd be gross.

Adam Johnson (01:15:53.997)
Aww.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:15:54.669)
wow.

I would never I don't know if I would never have that room and calls. I hope they don't yeah, no But that that's

Adam Johnson (01:16:04.769)
The cat.

@KeithMalinak (01:16:06.021)
Right, look at that, look at that.

@KeithMalinak (01:16:11.183)
But you're right, you don't need claws that close to a baby. Whoa, baby's gonna...

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:16:13.671)
Yeah, nah, cuz it's one- one little- EW! And it's-

Adam Johnson (01:16:17.837)
One little battle cry from a kitten. Yeah.

@KeithMalinak (01:16:19.707)
You

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:16:21.587)
Yeah?

Adam Johnson (01:16:25.911)
Well that's some Florida stuff right there.

@KeithMalinak (01:16:27.745)
Yeah, and that actually ended okay. That video, that cat or dog or whatever got something out of the crocodile's mouth or alligator's mouth.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:16:28.041)
I I did it.

Adam Johnson (01:16:36.343)
They're actually, they're not very temperamental alligators. We have like a 13 footer across it. Yeah, they're lazy. They float around. I will tell you though, if they outgrow the food source that's around, they do get hungry.

@KeithMalinak (01:16:41.551)
They're methodical, right?

Yes. Yes.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:16:50.964)
lord.

@KeithMalinak (01:16:52.347)
let me play this for you. Did I ask you guys in the email? What's the biggest prank you've ever pulled? Okay, be thinking about that because I played this at the end of last no. No, no, Adam. I'm sorry Adam Adam Adam's biggest prank was stealing the lectern that belonged to the speaker of the house now, so There's a mishap I

Adam Johnson (01:16:59.949)
Now I've got one.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:17:00.135)
Hello?

Adam Johnson (01:17:06.549)
You

Adam Johnson (01:17:16.531)
no, that was a mishap. That was a misunderstanding between me and the federal government.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:17:19.339)
my god.

@KeithMalinak (01:17:21.945)
Yeah, I played this I played this video at the end of last week's show and I just wanted to know if you guys had a prank because I see it's still in here I still think this is the greatest prank of all time Where where the teenage girls supposedly teenage girls are upstairs messing with a Ouija board and the dad goes out to the goes out to the the Power box breaker box and it's like yeah, let's have some fun with the light in her room You hear him screaming in the background

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:17:33.505)
My daughter is a...

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:17:43.765)
Break a box.

@KeithMalinak (01:17:54.354)
wait, I have the volume down, sorry. I the volume down. I-I-I'm sorry, I can't get enough of this video. I don't know why.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:18:02.354)
Yeah, he should be playing like that.

@KeithMalinak (01:18:06.637)
anybody anybody got any wild pranks you can share the class

Adam Johnson (01:18:12.361)
So, when I got sentenced to go to prison, I created a fake Facebook account under the name Frederick Mullenberg. Frederick Mullenberg was the first speaker of the house.

@KeithMalinak (01:18:25.531)
It's a deep dive right here

Adam Johnson (01:18:29.323)
Yeah, so I planned a going to prison party and I made a public invite to everyone in town to come out and celebrate with them at this restaurant. The restaurant had no idea it was happening and it went national. There were news stories written about it. can Google it.

@KeithMalinak (01:18:41.797)
Ha

Adam Johnson (01:18:45.909)
all these stories come out. What they failed to realize is I planned it on April's first, which is April Fool's Day, because I knew if I planned a going to prison party, they would report on it, because anything I did during that time was a new story. I had asked to go to see my grandparents and the kids for Christmas. They ran news stories on that.

@KeithMalinak (01:18:53.423)
Huh?

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:19:07.765)
Wow.

Adam Johnson (01:19:07.977)
J6 insurrectionist wants to see his family for the holidays. So I thought I'm gonna throw this party a fake party and see if anyone bites well they bit and It was news story after news story after news story now truth be told we did have a go into prison party But it was not made public a bunch of friends came out. It was a good time, but this restaurant got in trouble They were having death threats called in they had bomb threats called in people were were saying they're gonna come and do violent things to their

@KeithMalinak (01:19:12.036)
Ha ha ha!

@KeithMalinak (01:19:18.543)
Ha

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:19:29.992)
my God.

Adam Johnson (01:19:37.951)
service it was absolutely nuts.

@KeithMalinak (01:19:40.973)
just because and they unknowingly were hosting your party right i mean did they they didn't know my gosh people are so sick man just

Adam Johnson (01:19:46.068)
Mm-hmm.

Adam Johnson (01:19:50.241)
They really are. They really are. It's like, what? I can't be around my friends and family? Before I leave for a couple of months of my all-men's retreat?

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:19:52.371)
Yeah, him.

@KeithMalinak (01:20:00.027)
no. Okay. Let's see here. do you guys play golf?

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:20:09.931)
Yeah.

Adam Johnson (01:20:10.689)
I mean, I go golfing.

@KeithMalinak (01:20:12.838)
Jayhack, did you have a prank for us there? Or no?

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:20:15.681)
You really think I'm gonna go after what Adam said? ain't nothing. took the... I mean, that's a prank.

Adam Johnson (01:20:21.325)
you

@KeithMalinak (01:20:21.467)
Okay, so what's the answer on golf?

Adam Johnson (01:20:29.464)
Yeah

@KeithMalinak (01:20:29.723)
That's a prank. That's a prank. If the news media shows up, it's a prank.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:20:32.065)
Yeah, I I had a story until he, you know, that's a real prank.

@KeithMalinak (01:20:36.923)
Awww.

Adam Johnson (01:20:37.581)
We drove by the restaurant that night just to see what the turn out was. The entire parking lot absolutely full. There was parking all over the streets. There were a couple of news outlets there in case I did show up. It was a whole thing.

@KeithMalinak (01:20:51.387)
Hilarious. Okay, who plays golf here anybody know?

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:20:56.833)
Not, not, not like that.

@KeithMalinak (01:20:58.821)
Not well. No. Okay. I want to believe what I'm about to play you guys happen. It looks totally real.

But you don't know what to believe anymore. This is an impossible golf shot. Your thoughts, gentlemen. Here we go.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:21:14.657)
AI.

@KeithMalinak (01:21:22.895)
He hits it backwards. Did see that?

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:21:29.158)
my god. Not if... It could happen.

@KeithMalinak (01:21:31.823)
Help me.

Right?

@KeithMalinak (01:21:38.811)
So, so, and play it again. So he's got his back turned, you see, and he kind of spins it, because, you know, with the lip of the bunker there, you're able to, it's so, it makes sense with physics, right? But I...

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:21:39.457)
Hold on, what?

Yeah.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:21:49.013)
Yeah, I mean, I don't think that...

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:21:56.353)
Yeah, that's that's a that's what we call it impossible shot, but it's is it could happen I mean it depends on how many times Now do I if you ask me if I think he did that on the first try I don't know about that. He looked he looks like a sharp golfer though

@KeithMalinak (01:22:02.415)
Now people would say, why is the guy recording?

@KeithMalinak (01:22:13.221)
But see, but he can't... But look, you...

Adam Johnson (01:22:14.249)
I want to see, there's a second guy videographing when the camera pulls away, I want to see his angle of the shot. I want to see that video.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:22:22.793)
Yeah. Yeah, I mean...

@KeithMalinak (01:22:23.023)
Yeah. Because this is why I think it's legit. Because your instinct, because I mean, we're obviously jaded, rightfully so in this world. But why is the guy recording on the green? Well, I don't know, because his buddy is trying this impossible, you know, backspin shot.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:22:40.169)
Yeah, he had to do that. I would say he probably had to do that five or ten times like out there just and then he he he probably like, okay, I'm

Adam Johnson (01:22:51.085)
He's using the right club, he is using a wedge. It does have like a 56 degree angle on it so it is like that inverted.

@KeithMalinak (01:22:51.525)
That's a great shot.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:22:54.378)
Yeah.

@KeithMalinak (01:22:57.829)
But how much time? You're on the course. You got people waiting. You know what I'm saying? Like you can't sit here and it is raining. There might be a lot of people.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:23:07.413)
I mean depending on where they were, mean, cause I've been to courses and we've, we've tried to hit shots like multiple times, like, okay, let's, let's try it again. Let's try it again. So yeah, that's, that's probably like something they were doing now for him to do that on the first try. I don't know. I don't know. But if you, you know, if he's a really good golfer,

You know like not an expert, but just a really good golfer who can like Adam say hit with the wedge a Couple times you do that you might be able to knock it in

Adam Johnson (01:23:46.957)
Who is the, there's a trick shot in billiards, what I said, something Minnesota Fats. His entire thing was doing trick shots on the billiards. You have to assume that he did that shot over and over and over again until he found out that's how the trick works, all angles, right? So maybe possibly, maybe he started in his garage, how can I hook a ball backwards?

@KeithMalinak (01:23:47.024)
I don't.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:23:54.795)
Yeah.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:24:02.303)
Yeah.

@KeithMalinak (01:24:06.053)
Huh. Alright, maybe I'm just jealous and that's why I had trouble believing it.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:24:09.139)
Now, yeah, here's my deal is for somebody to like Does this person have an Instagram or social media where they're showing you like that's not the only Video like that or this person like actually goes out and golfs a lot You know Because if it's just a one-off like that, I'm like

Adam Johnson (01:24:21.964)
Mm-hmm.

@KeithMalinak (01:24:26.721)
huh. Huh.

@KeithMalinak (01:24:32.474)
All right. I don't own a drone, huh?

Adam Johnson (01:24:33.399)
Maybe like the Martha's Vineyard Globetrotters or something.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:24:36.481)
you

@KeithMalinak (01:24:38.011)
Okay, so I don't own a drone, but now I want one just because I want to do this watch this

And you can play, please play. It's not gonna play guys. So what they did is, it's not gonna be funny trying to describe it, but just I want you to imagine with your mind's eye, a drone with the body of the drone looks like Superman. And so they're flying this thing around and it's hysterical.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:24:52.865)
Yeah

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:25:13.309)
Always.

@KeithMalinak (01:25:14.713)
But not as funny as it could be if you actually had the video to play for your friends. well, I don't know. There we go, there we go, here we go, here we go. There we go, watch this. This is hysterical.

Adam Johnson (01:25:24.427)
Huh.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:25:26.657)
Bye.

@KeithMalinak (01:25:32.891)
I wanna fly this... over a crowd, Right? I want to do this. I don't wanna do it over an abandoned desert. I wanna do this over a crowd. Over a protest.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:25:39.265)
No.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:25:48.073)
That's, yeah, that's very creative.

of a restaurant where people are eating outside or eating their protein.

@KeithMalinak (01:25:58.554)
Ha ha ha!

Adam Johnson (01:25:59.587)
his kryptonite is strong wins

@KeithMalinak (01:26:02.223)
Ha ha ha ha!

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:26:02.465)
And then you gotta have somebody in the van playing Superman music like Like on the loudspeakers

@KeithMalinak (01:26:06.031)
Hahaha

@KeithMalinak (01:26:13.487)
Yeah.

Adam Johnson (01:26:15.127)
Have you seen the guy who taxidermied his cat into a drone? no, sir, you need to Google that right now. Yeah, everyone should see this once in their lifetime, because it is the most bizarre study of humans I've ever seen.

@KeithMalinak (01:26:20.731)
no, no I haven't...

@KeithMalinak (01:26:28.187)
Let's see.

@KeithMalinak (01:26:37.173)
Okay, let me try to get it up here on the screen here. Hang on.

Y'all enjoy that loud drone. Cat drone. Cat drone. Here we go. Let's see here, let's see what I find here. god! Even the thumbnail is ridiculous. my gosh. Did he hate-

Adam Johnson (01:26:43.361)
Yeah, just Google Cat Drone.

Adam Johnson (01:26:53.837)
you

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:26:56.211)
Yeah.

@KeithMalinak (01:27:05.755)
Hang on up.

Adam Johnson (01:27:07.841)
This is a...

@KeithMalinak (01:27:09.253)
This is, I'm gonna have nightmares. Hang on, hang on. I'll get this to play for y'all. Just stand by. Stand by, this is.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:27:15.489)
come on.

Adam Johnson (01:27:17.205)
Yeah. So that question, do I regret being on my phone as much as I am? To know the cat drone video exists? Yes.

@KeithMalinak (01:27:26.806)
Hang on, y'all, I'm trying to get this to work. It's not being friendly. Hang on. Let me, uh...

Share the screen, hang on. my gosh, this is insane. Here we go.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:27:43.219)
no...

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:27:49.065)
Is that a real cat?

@KeithMalinak (01:27:50.267)
no.

Adam Johnson (01:27:50.443)
That's a real cat.

@KeithMalinak (01:27:55.363)
God.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:27:57.025)
no.

@KeithMalinak (01:28:01.529)
Yeah, what kind of man would?

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:28:13.818)
come on with it. Boy.

@KeithMalinak (01:28:22.595)
was going to make a point what point is he going for here orville copter

The poor dog.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:28:34.912)
Yeah, no, man.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:28:41.857)
That should be illegal.

Adam Johnson (01:28:41.943)
hopefully last.

@KeithMalinak (01:28:47.343)
Okay, this guy's twisted. The end. That is... Everything else is over there. Hell, this show today is probably illegal over there. Okay, what else I got here? Clearing them out. All the videos must go. I think I got... What is it? Okay. Obviously, I like to injure myself. I've done it many, many times. They're documented on X, especially with the hedge clippers. Everybody knows about how...

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:28:48.683)
Yeah, that should be illegal.

Adam Johnson (01:28:51.277)
Well, it's the UK, so...

I know.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:29:01.045)
Ready?

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:29:08.577)
Okay.

@KeithMalinak (01:29:16.491)
lost three fingers yay but what is the strangest way you've ever been injured Jonathan Haggerty?

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:29:24.161)
I was, yeah, no this was a serious one. I was in college and we're in the dormitory and like this is like an old dormitory window and the window is up and we're just out, you know, talking to like football teammates and everything in the dorm and the window falls.

@KeithMalinak (01:29:25.691)
no.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:29:53.329)
And I'm trying to get like, like do my hand, you know, put it out the window. It caught, it caught my finger and this thing was so sharp and it hit so hard that when it, when the window slammed, I thought my fingers were on the other side. Like that fell down. That's how hard it was.

Adam Johnson (01:30:16.042)
Oof.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:30:19.713)
And if anybody know me, I don't like knives. I don't like blood or nothing like that. So I was like, and then my friend lift up the window and I pulled my hand back. I didn't even want to look at my hand because I thought my fingers were gone and I like I opened and it was like nearly because it had got to the bone. So I had to.

Adam Johnson (01:30:37.441)
Ha ha ha ha.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:30:48.181)
You know, I had to get emergency stitches. They called my head coach in. Nearly my whole football team was in the hospital with me. It was just, that was the worst one of...

@KeithMalinak (01:31:00.603)
Ugh.

What did the injury report say?

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:31:08.331)
finger.

@KeithMalinak (01:31:10.725)
Fing- finger cut. Like, what? Fing-

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:31:12.233)
Yeah, finger. Well, well, actually, in that instance, it was a was an offseason. So I got well enough to play in the spring game. So they made like a mini cast, molded it to my finger. And I, you know, we don't talk about me scoring the first first place first.

@KeithMalinak (01:31:20.059)
Okay, okay.

Adam Johnson (01:31:33.249)
Did you make finger puppets out of them? Did draw like faces and do little plays?

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:31:36.423)
Hey listen, was the most, because your fingers and toes probably are the most sensitive with the nerve endings. I wouldn't, listen, I would not wish that on anybody. That is the worst. my God.

Adam Johnson (01:31:55.509)
I know I cut the top of my thumb off with a table saw. You see that? Line for line. Yeah, it's just gone.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:32:00.798)
with the

@KeithMalinak (01:32:01.435)
WHAT?!

Aaaaahhhh!

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:32:04.746)
my god.

@KeithMalinak (01:32:07.963)
bro, when did you do that?

Adam Johnson (01:32:11.345)
This was a couple of years ago. The wife was very upset because I was sending her pictures It looked like a Muppet head and I was like doing videos like I need help my my thumbs no longer attached It's she didn't like it Yeah, well you can't miss these golden moments that's an opportunity

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:32:25.181)
I don't know.

@KeithMalinak (01:32:25.263)
Wait, you did it right after it happened? You were sending your videos? Didn't that hurt? Yeah, but I gotta get to the hospital. no. Okay, well, by the way, you've inspired me, sorry.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:32:32.629)
Yeah, for real.

Adam Johnson (01:32:37.761)
That's not the strangest injury though. Why is the middle one happy? Exactly. In Jiu Jitsu, so I used to be a worship pastor years and years ago, so I sang, played guitar, all these things, piano, all this stuff.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:32:40.821)
my god.

@KeithMalinak (01:32:45.499)
Right, yeah. Why is this one? Why is this one pissed? What's his deal? Anyway, okay, so what's the weirdest one then? Okay.

Adam Johnson (01:33:00.109)
And I started doing jiu-jitsu for a couple years and I got choked so hard once that I lost an octave and a half of my voice. So I can't sing. I lost like half of my voice from being choked so hard.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:33:09.057)
Oh wow, that was perfect.

@KeithMalinak (01:33:13.807)
What person did this to you, man?

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:33:15.519)
Yeah, that was personal.

Adam Johnson (01:33:15.753)
It's a pride thing. It was a pride thing. I should have tapped, I could have tapped, I didn't, I thought I could beat it. And it just, it obliterated the upper industry of my firm.

@KeithMalinak (01:33:26.181)
How much pain were you in after that?

Adam Johnson (01:33:27.917)
I think there was a lot more emotional pain than physical pain because singing singing was my thing I loved writing songs I was in a band I did we toured for like a couple of months and all of that just kind of left so this thing that was like a very large part of my life I just I could no longer do

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:33:31.413)
my god.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:33:41.579)
Man.

Adam Johnson (01:33:51.017)
Just a sad face.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:33:52.481)
Mr. Pinky says, he says...

@KeithMalinak (01:33:56.539)
be sad for you. That's tough bro, that is weird. Okay.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:33:59.487)
Yeah, that is. That's- that's- that's crazy.

@KeithMalinak (01:34:03.045)
You know, animals are really smart. Is this a smart animal or am I, are we looking too much into this? Look at this. Have I played this before y'all? I don't know. I think, I feel like I've played this before where the squirrel leads the mom. Watch this. So I don't know if she, yeah, I think she must've raised this squirrel or something. Yeah, right. And so she's like, I'm coming, I'm coming. What, what?

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:34:20.937)
Is that a finger?

Adam Johnson (01:34:25.079)
that barefoot makes sense.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:34:32.172)
she's leaving here.

@KeithMalinak (01:34:33.019)
She's trying to take her somewhere. Yeah, yeah. Right, right. Okay, go up. All I'll go up too. See, she's...

Adam Johnson (01:34:34.667)
Is this like a lassie there's someone stuck down the well?

@KeithMalinak (01:34:45.051)
Okay, what do we got up here? Did I already play this y'all? I feel like I played this but it's still adorable. She's like come up here and look.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:34:45.739)
Wow.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:34:51.937)
She some babies or what's the...

@KeithMalinak (01:34:53.883)
She's got some babies. You got it.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:34:58.633)
Why? I've never seen nothing like that. That is...

@KeithMalinak (01:35:01.754)
Right?

Adam Johnson (01:35:02.689)
This happened in Florida. I will put money on it.

@KeithMalinak (01:35:08.987)
See the babies in there? don't she gets a better look here in a second. Okay, well let us see the babies. There they are. See, that's pretty adorable, right? That's pretty cute. How cool.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:35:14.365)
wow.

Adam Johnson (01:35:18.637)
Aww.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:35:20.615)
Wow!

Hey, nah, that ain't gonna lie. I've never seen a squirrel do that. I've only read about it.

@KeithMalinak (01:35:29.519)
I don't know man. Be kind to animals. well, let's see here. I really don't have much else here to converse about. So I'm not gonna keep you guys around much longer. Jayhack, I know you're on limited time anyhow today, cause you got some little ones running around there. Adam, I'm gonna send you off to your weekend as well. I will say we have to arrange a trip. Both Jonathan and myself need to get out to Florida and of course you need to come here.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:35:33.854)
Ahem.

@KeithMalinak (01:35:58.115)
And we expect a good meal, Adam, on your end. yeah, but that's our job. Just Texas, we gotta do that for you.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:36:00.201)
Hey, yeah, yeah

Adam Johnson (01:36:00.269)
You guys like brisket?

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:36:03.802)
Hey, let's go. Yes, of course.

Adam Johnson (01:36:07.469)
I mess around with some brisket, I do. been smoking for a few years and... Okay.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:36:11.083)
Let's get it.

@KeithMalinak (01:36:12.749)
Okay, we gotta find him a kitchen. Make him come here and cook for us in addition to the bowling. Sound good? Listen, everybody, thanks so much for rolling. I'm glad to see that YouTube is up and working today and obviously on X. Thank you all very much. I don't wanna make any promises. Tomorrow morning, we'll see what time I wake up and maybe I'll do a live stream.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:36:18.997)
that's easy, say less.

Adam Johnson (01:36:18.999)
Let's make it happen.

@KeithMalinak (01:36:37.135)
We'll see. We'll see. We'll see. On Thursday, don't forget it's the America Stonehenge is our deep dive and I've got You need to follow fancy this on X and Forrest Mommy. Those are my two guests a week from today for the Friday live stream Yeah, we're gonna be hanging out here on Friday afternoon for the live stream Everybody have a great weekend. Please stay safe and thanks so much for hanging out. We'll see you later

Adam Johnson (01:36:51.021)
Forest Bomb is coming on, I love her, she's fantastic. Yeah.

ROYAL JOHNATHAN HAGGERTY (01:37:04.545)
See ya.