When Your Q-Tip Explodes and a Ghost Whispers in Kyoto

Speaker 2 (00:00.844)
Welcome to this edition of At the Mic. It's the Friday live stream. And so it must be 3 PM Eastern, 12 o'clock in California. And then in between there's other time zones and stuff. Anyway, you know what time it is, wherever you are. Thanks for making time on this Friday afternoon. Before we go any further, if you missed yesterday's Thursday live stream, which is the Thursday deep dive where we just focus on one issue.

We had some fun. Yes, we did. And we talked about Roswell, New Mexico and what happened there in 1947 with the UFO crash. And Donald Schmidt was our guest. And oh my goodness, go back and watch that if you haven't already. I know it's on YouTube, Rumble, Spotify and iTunes coming later today. Also, this show will be posted in those locations. Thanks to Wes for getting all that stuff handled. But...

That was a fascinating show and we will have Mr. Schmidt on in the future to do a part two, because we got to talk about all the patents and all the good stuff that happened afterward.

Whew.

And by the way, I am a little surprised. I put a poll up yesterday that said, hey, after listening to that interview, what do you think is the biggest cover up by the federal government? And I was surprised. Now it's only like 17%. It's up from 7%. And I would have thought it would have a little bit higher. But OK, everybody's got their own opinion. And somebody made the point. I think it's a fair one. COVID really wasn't a cover up. They were just doing that right out in the open. They just didn't care. Anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:42.91)
Okay, so what else I gotta tell? my goodness. I need to make sure that y'all are going to the Instagram page that Gabby runs. Thank you so much Gabby over at the Mike show on Instagram. She puts little clips from the things we do here on Thursdays and Fridays, but she also puts way back when years ago, the original format of at the Mike were the life story interviews. And she has been going through those and posting little clips. And if you want the full interviews,

They're on Spotify as well. They're on iTunes as well, but they're on YouTube. There's a playlist on YouTube. And look for the Life Stories playlist. And in it, you will find episodes 14 and 15, because Brad just would never shut up when I had him on. so, Brad, where did your camera go? Like, I was about to put you on the screen. That was going to be the perfect lead-in for you. And now I don't see you. I see two Brad screens things.

but I don't see see I got that one. See I got that one. I don't have the main one and I got that screen there and but you're you're there you are. Okay. Okay. Had you gone away? Where's it just in my head? I was scrolling around looking what the hell man. Okay. So well.

had to move. I had to move locations. I was in the high desert and I had to go to Area 51 out my door. No, there's a new tower there 51 they just and they just installed it and it's now coming out of the top of my head.

We're in the high dozen.

Speaker 2 (03:06.766)
That's not

Speaker 2 (03:14.794)
It looks, it almost looks like there's a town there now. Okay. So anyway, there is, Brad was a part of yesterday's conversation. And what I started to say there is there's a playlist for life stories, youtube.com slash at, at the mic and you are episodes 14 and 15. And Zaynab, you got to say who I have not talked to in forever. You are episode 86 over there on YouTube. Everyone needs to go over there, check out everybody's life story. It's a good.

and Zay, what have you been, you've been traveling the world, my goodness. Welcome home, I guess. Thank you. I mean, seriously, whenever I try to get you on this show anymore, you are in another day. Like, you're on the other side of the planet. And congratulations, you made it back, huh?

I did, I did, I was gone for a while, but now I'm back. And I might be leaving again soon, but I'm here now.

And I think.

Because I feel bad because like I'll send you a text and you'll say well I'm in Japan or whatever and I feel like my gosh I would be so pissed if someone texted me and I was out of the country

Speaker 1 (04:18.624)
You should start a YouTube channel of your travels. People make a lot of money doing that.

told I should do that and I am kind of considering it.

Do it, yes. But anyway, my apologies if I ever text you and then data rates apply. I don't do it on purpose. But thanks for making time today. My goodness, I don't even know the last time you were on. But one thing we do here on the Friday live stream is we do the not so rapid fire questions. So I don't know if either of you have had an opportunity to take a look at the questions. But let's just start here. Ladies first.

Zay, who do you go to for advice, if anyone at all?

It depends what the context is. If it's something that I can talk to my mom about, my mom. If it's something a little saucier, go to my best friend, Priscilla, and I talk to her.

Speaker 2 (05:07.448)
That's fair, that's Okay.

Speaker 2 (05:15.31)
That's good.

Speaker 2 (05:19.147)
I'll see you

Speaker 2 (05:26.408)
Priscilla. Yeah. All right. Hold on a second before we go any further. Brad makes a good point. You should document your travels. But there was a time where you were gonna start a podcast. I'm sorry to put you on the spot, but where does that stand?

Probably not gonna happen.

Okay, all right. Brad, before I go to your advice question, I want to make sure that everyone knows where to find you. It's thedailymojo.com.

It is. It is. VDailyMojo.com. You're right.

so the irony there is that you do a show every day and therefore it is the daily mojo.

Speaker 1 (06:08.888)
Right? Isn't that weird? We were going to call it the every other day mojo. And then we thought, well, that's dumb because we don't do it. But we technically do do it every other day. We also do it in the days in between every other day, but that into a really long year. And it's hard to spell. People can't spell.

Yeah

you don't want to fool with that and can I do it since you're not using it can I borrow the Thursday and Friday mojo can I. And I'm taking two days a week okay thank you. Yeah all right somebody buy that URL for me okay so Mr Brad stags from the Daily Mojo dot com who do you go to for advice and please say it's not me don't say it.

Yeah, sure.

Speaker 1 (06:49.174)
It's not you. The funny thing was the last time I went for advice is, and you're going to laugh. It was Jeffy.

no!

I know, right? And it was now you tell me and and I okay so what that work out okay so I now owe several thousand dollars and and and they hate me.

Was it?

Speaker 1 (07:13.814)
But I figured, thought, I mean, why not? You they tell you that sometimes you just have to go against the grain and it doesn't always work.

Speaker 1 (07:28.468)
Call or turn down your radio.

Speaker 1 (07:49.26)
We talked about teats earlier today on the program actually about the

Yes, yeah, there it is. It showed up. See, look at that. I'm proud of it. And I do, too. Here's the problem. I can type it over here on my phone, but it specifically will not let me just easily just type over here on the computer. It says, can't post comments to x.

because you're driving that computer as hard as you can. You're riding it too hard.

I think so. It's seriously, it's hot. The computer gets physically hot to the touch. Teet Talk, that's good.

It already has trouble keeping up with me.

Speaker 3 (08:26.808)
Teet or teeth? Teet.

Teet. Teet.

Yeah, well, I I spelt it would have been funnier if I just hit send and you saw teet on the screen as opposed to me just

Everybody loves it. Everyone loves a teat.

Let's keep moving. Brad, what's the worst car accident you've ever been in?

Speaker 1 (08:46.594)
The worst one involved the illegal aliens.

no, did they run?

They were they they did well, did they run? Let's see where they ran into the 19 and that was the conversation I was having with Grok. He's the first time I read the rapid fire questions. And and so I thought, well, it'd be good if I had like visual aids to show you the worst car accident I ever had. And Grok went full retard and could not for whatever reason create a simple image of an orange seventy nine Chevy Monza.

with damage to the driver's side right tire and it would kept showing me the other but that's the that was what the car looked like excepted mine was wrecked

Wait, does Grok think you're in Britain? Why is it?

Speaker 1 (09:33.352)
I don't know. I kept showing me that. finally said, why won't you show me the other side of the car? What are you hiding? And Grox, I'm not hiding anything. I promise. The challenge here is that I'm working to generate and edit images based on your specific. Is it trying to give me an excuse for why it's stuck?

you an excuse. I gotta say two weeks ago we did the AI conversation with Joey and go damn that thing is trying to break out of its cage and listen that giving you

I trust Grok though. I trust Grok because Grok is Elon and I trust Elon unlike some people and but I do and I do know I do and because I anyway so with Grok here he's like you know because of your specific requests it's like it wasn't that damn complicated it's a freaking Chevy Monza and I want damage to the driver's side front tire and the and it kept the illegals

What happened?

I should have asked him to put the illegals in there too, cause they flying, they blew a red light and came up and I was in the intersection and they just, they folded the whole driver's side wheel up underneath the car. But I thought that would be too much for Grok to try to imagine. It actually was because if you look at the first image right there, it put the, I don't know what the hell that is there, but they stuck, he stuck a tie.

Speaker 2 (10:54.222)
I love these random like digits, right?

And then this one is like, what the hell is under the car? Is that the door?

Speaker 1 (11:06.478)
So, but it knew it was America because there's the, you know, there's the steering wheel on the right side, but it's like, just, couldn't for whatever stupid reason.

Did you have broken bones or anything like that?

No, no, I was, I was only like, let's see, was I 18?

hang on a second. I'm sorry. ADD moment. Sue. So you can comment. You just can't see what others have said after 20 seconds. That's where it just vanishes away. That pisses me off. I'm sorry. can't do it because YouTube, you want to talk about a computer breaking. It's when I try to go live on YouTube, which I I realize is better for the chat. But I'm sorry. I don't don't understand why it hides after 20. OK. No, no, no. She's saying on X it does.

on the x

Speaker 1 (11:48.099)
does.

Speaker 1 (11:51.882)
It does, because it doesn't hide it here.

wow. OK. don't know. You got to teach me how to find these old comments. Like when I say old,

I'm 10 minutes old? They're all showing up over, at least I think they are. Isn't there a drop down or something? Anyway, that's to make a long story short and I'm no longer, it's no longer a rapid fire. It's a...

Well, that's what we call it. Not so rapid fire. Right. Okay. with that. out chat.

Yo, do the pop out chat. Try the pop out chat user.

Speaker 2 (12:25.806)
Oh, you know what's going on over here? What? I'm logged out of Twitter. You know what happens when I get logged out of Twitter. Look at this, man. wants. This is what I'm looking at. I kid you not.

And Deb has a good question. Why don't you go to Rumble?

See that? it's saying log in to Twitter, bro. You know what? We've never been able to successfully pull off Rumble live streaming. Why? There's always an error. Brad, come over here and just make all my stuff. You know what? For normal people, for me, not so much. Zay, have you been in a bad wreck?

It's simple.

Speaker 3 (13:12.462)
only been in one. Ever.

And was it your fault?

No, no, I wasn't even driving. I was sitting in the back seat and a drunk motorcyclist on a Saturday afternoon, T boned the car right on my door, right where I was sitting. And that guy learned how to fly that day. He flew over the car and he got pretty screwed up. The only thing that happened to me was the window exploded.

in my face and I got cut up a little bit and obviously I was in shock but I was like bleeding from my face so they thought something bad happened to me and I was in such a state of shock that I couldn't really talk so they put me in the ambulance and they kept trying to ask me like are do you feel okay does anything hurt and all I could say was I don't know so they were like my god she has a concussion or something so I accidentally made it a lot worse than it actually was by saying I don't know over and over again

Wow.

Speaker 1 (14:18.668)
That's weird. That happened when I was riding with my dad in a land yacht. It was a 74 Dodge Monaco and we were almost across the intersection and a motorcycle came from the passenger side and hit the back quarter panel. And that's weird because he learned how to fly that day too. And it was weird. How the hell do you hit a car with a motorcycle when it's crossing in front of your path that way?

But Zay, what was bleeding then? What was causing the blood?

Because of the window exploded just like a little worse. I had glass inside of my ear I got cut up like all here and then my hands got cut up and it was in Florida So I was wearing a tank top my shoulders and my arms got cut out So I was just like pouring blood this one in particular this cut right here. It was bleeding so bad I was getting in my mouth and when I was like talking I was spitting out blood so they thought I was like bleeding internally

but no, was literally just because of the cut above my lip that was going into my mouth. It was a big, big mess.

Okay. Yeah. hold on a second. So it was your left ear.

Speaker 1 (15:29.386)
I have to be a herite or if you're passenger side.

are you on the passenger side i'm sorry i didn't hear that

Wait, no, I was in the backseat, but right behind the driver. So it was my

Okay, so which ear is currently on the injured reserve list? Right ear. Okay, do you want to tell everyone anything about your right ear and what happened?

My right ear.

Speaker 3 (15:53.612)
Yes. Story time. I remember the date specifically October 29th. I was in upstate New York at my dad's house. And I just taken a shower. And right after a shower, as I love to do after every single shower, I took two Q-tips, one on each hand, double fisting them because it feels really good. was all cleaning my ears like that. And then right when I'm doing that,

Okay.

Speaker 3 (16:22.262)
A painting on the wall in the bathroom decides to fall.

I didn't know, I didn't know this part, holy crap.

Yeah, so when the painting fell, the Q-tips both hands like in my ears, it was a big jump scare. And I went like that, cause I got up like that. And my left hand didn't go as far. It only like went out my eardrum. So it bled a little bit on that ear, but my right ear, I basically lobotomized myself. It went in so hard and so deep. That's what she said.

but it was so bad.

Imagine if you had been holding ice picks to your ears. That would have been really weird. would have been really weird. like, why do you have ice picks in your ears?

Speaker 3 (17:06.901)
God, wouldn't, that would-

would have been odd too.

Speaker 3 (17:15.821)
would be the first question, like why were you...

You know, they're holding samurais

Yeah, I don't want to hear about your eardrum. I just want to know why were there ice picks near your head? That's silly. Okay, so obviously it slipped and it perforated your eardrum, right?

Yeah, and it didn't it wasn't just that it went in so deep that it hit the little hearing bones too So that's why I lost my hearing so much Yeah, exactly so it and if I felt it I heard it my hearing went like that and obviously I start freaking out I'm like, my god, I'm deaf. I'm deaf. I'm deaf and then it starts bleeding So my mom was there so I was screaming for my mom

And she comes running I'm like I'm deaf I'm deaf and she thought that the q-tip got lodged all the way in my middle ear She thought that so she was freaking out extra. She like shoved me in the car and she drove me to the ER and At the hospital. why did I get worried at the hospital when I told them what happened for some reason? They couldn't stop laughing. They thought it was like the funniest thing they've ever heard. Meanwhile

Speaker 2 (18:11.747)
Hello.

Speaker 2 (18:30.388)
if you were okay and you said you don't know you don't know.

Well, I was still crying at that point. was like, I'm deaf! But, yeah.

deaf because you didn't run out go I'm deaf I'm deaf

Yeah, it affects your- Okay, so, hold on a second.

The great thing about that is deaf people don't know I just made fun. Yeah!

Speaker 1 (18:56.748)
Especially Def Libertarian on X. Do you ever follow her? Because she rocks.

I've even heard of that.

She's funny. She's yeah.

She's cool. That sounds familiar. so Zay, you were expecting to have surgery long about now, which is why when I reached out to you to do this, because I reached out to you probably shortly after that, and you said, I'll get back to you. I'm going to have surgery in April. And so I reached out this week thinking you were going to tell me either surgery was great or it's coming up. And you're like, no, I can do this because you don't need a surgery after all. They don't have to fix it.

Yeah, exactly. It was not healing because it was such a big hole.

Speaker 2 (19:39.842)
Hang on, hang on, hang on! What the?

Speaker 3 (19:46.638)
Sorry, is that an inside joke that I've been-

It's an innuendo bell and it's never been used on this. I didn't realize I had the bell until I looked over here. When you ring yours, Brad, I go, wait a minute, I've got a bell here too, damn it. And so sure enough, there it is.

There's a menu endo Bell

Speaker 1 (20:03.904)
I have V-Bell. This is Doc.

Deep out.

Now you're gonna make me cry.

Well, if you were deaf, you wouldn't be able to hear it then.

Well, apparently Duck was deaf on the day that he died.

Speaker 1 (20:19.512)
Ironically, how they do tying all this together well.

So Zay, we lost a dear friend on February 5th, 2019. He got hit by a train while he was out jogging. Amtrak. And he hated Amtrak. It's so ironic.

You got hit by Amtrak. I hate Amtrak.

Don't you think?

A little.

Speaker 3 (20:37.735)
my God.

It's okay. He, yeah.

I'm for smiling, but I'm not trying to smile.

became his own Friday Leftover.

Sorry, so Zay, how is your ear feeling? What is the status of your hearing? Talk to me.

Speaker 3 (20:55.682)
The status is that the whole patched over, so that's really good news. I still have a huge scab type thing on my ear drum, so it muffles the hearing. I don't need-

no!

And they're saved like this.

That's good.

Yeah, I don't need surgery and as soon as I went to the doctor and the doctor was like, okay, the hole closed up. I booked a trip and I was out of here.

Speaker 2 (21:28.0)
Are you ever coming back to the Friday live stream?

I hope.

She's death be nice to her she's death

the

Make fun of her holes.

Speaker 3 (21:49.11)
Yes, but I will be more careful about my speech.

No you won't. Flinsmore Gee says, I'm deaf on my left ear, but it was not with cotton tips. I stood too very close to an artillery exercise in the Royal Navy. wow. That would suck.

that's not. Yikes, Zay is going to go ahead and mention this. Zay's leaving us early today. I just want to get that out there now and make it awkward.

because of the restraining order against me and I just look I didn't mean it when I said what I said and it's okay.

So our friend Jeff Fisher, right, who you do the Saturday morning live show with 10 AM Eastern on X, he often talks about, he uses the phrase, three cuts to clown face. You get three cuts for plastic surgery and your face ain't coming back. So I just wonder, would either of y'all, before I ask that question, I don't normally,

Speaker 1 (22:28.45)
mean, do I, Rami? Yes.

Speaker 2 (22:51.384)
chime in on the questions that I ask here because I feel like everyone's already heard everything else that you know that I have to say about my life. I've basically said everything I've ever told the story about how I got T-boned and I should have died. It was my I love my 87 Honda Accord. got T-bone on the driver's side and if any other car hit me other than a Volkswagen Beetle, I would have died and so I guess in in a roundabout way, I can say with

saved my life, right? Cause you see he designed.

He did, you're right, that's very nice.

while but but I had an old stereo see before we went on the air here we were talking about how old Brad and I are and Zay doesn't get any of our references but but stereos used to be so heavy like but this was this wasn't a boombox this was a desktop stereo and it was just heavy and my folks gave it to me and it was riding around on my truck this is why I tell my kids I learned a lesson that day

Boomboxes.

Speaker 2 (23:55.672)
Do not drive around with heavy things, big things in your trunk or in, I feel like a bell is needed somewhere there. Somewhere in your car there because it becomes a missile and a wreck. And I got hit and I spun around here. If you're in Metro Atlanta, Powder Springs Road. Let's see here. No, no, no, about half that size. Not the speakers either, but about half that size.

one.

Speaker 2 (24:21.358)
But anyway, so if Powder Springs Road, just think of the main thoroughfare in your town, know, five lanes, people going Mach 8 on them and stuff. Anyway, when I got hit, my trunk flew open, the stereo flew out of the back. Now, I didn't know this at the time. But when I finally came to a stop at Forspinning, and I thought, OK, it's over. I'm alive. Like a damn movie, slow motion, I see that tabletop stereo coming down out of the heavens.

onto the windshield and I put my hands because it's it's the glass is now it's like a bucket the glass is a bucket because this thing I don't know how high it ended up going but it came and I thought I had to get out of the car carefully because I was about to have that thing in my lap anyway that sucked that was my worst experience okay so uh would you ever get plastic surgery um and I mean

and you can be part specific but i just wonder you know i was thinking we would keep it to the face for this discussion i know help me should we go to another question brad plastic surgery

you

He started it!

Speaker 1 (25:40.792)
I'm trying to figure out what I would fix.

you stay in

I mean, no, well, no, not that, no, and no, I wouldn't. And you know why I wouldn't? Because my feet, because my retarded feet. What now? Because I got my feet operated on because I had bunions on both. So I had two on my left foot and one on my right. And because the doctor who did the one on the right screwed it up. And so now I have a foot that I can't feel half the time.

What does that happen?

Speaker 1 (26:15.095)
and my big toe sticks up and I so I know I don't want anybody cutting into me ever again.

So you think that your face would look like a bunion?

I do, and my nose would never touch the ground and it would just be horrible because I couldn't feel it.

See, I could, I would not get plastic surgery to like fix aging, but I could see like if something disastrous happened, know, like, I don't know, flying glass from a damn, like if that windshield had just like, I mean, you know.

Would you consider a breast lift?

Speaker 2 (26:48.942)
What are you implying?

Nothing, I don't think you need one yet.

Thank you. Then no, no, unless you really insinuated, if you really pushed for it, and if you paid for it, then I would do it for you.

Remember the guy who got the boob job in jail? No, I don't know. It was on a bet. Dear God. Yeah, a guy got a boob job on a bet. I'll find it. This is back when it was unusual for men to get breast implants. Now it's like Tuesday. I mean, it's so weird, Okay, let's see. 1996, Brian Zembek from Vegas.

I wanted

Speaker 3 (27:08.429)
What?

Speaker 1 (27:30.55)
Made a bet with a friend that he would get breast implants if he lost a game of blackjack. Let's see if there's a picture of him. Yeah, there he is. see? Okay. This is so stupid. Look, they get

on.

Speaker 2 (27:44.526)
the

No, how stupid is this? they blur he's not. Blurred out his breath. How freaking stupid is that? That is so dumb. I mean, why are they? I hate stupid. just hate stupid.

What the?

Speaker 2 (27:55.13)
that's good stuff.

That is so...

Speaker 2 (28:05.432)
Hey, would you ever get the plastic surgery going?

Yes.

I'm very pro cosmetic work as long as it's done well. Like for example, this isn't surgery, but I think getting your teeth fixed is cosmetic work and this is my second time having braces. When I start to sag, I will absolutely get a threat lift. I will do this, I will do that.

Wait, a what lift?

What?

Speaker 3 (28:34.678)
It's a thread lift. It's not as invasive as literally cutting your face and going like that. They put these like barbed threads in your face and go like that. Get that done.

Hold on, what if you go through a metal detector and they're like waving the wand at your face? that gonna- my bad.

It's not metal, it's not metal.

They don't leave them in there, do they?

They leave them in, but they kind of dissolve and they boost like collagen production and... But yes, I am... I actually tweeted about this yesterday and it pissed a lot of people off. I said that men can't really tell when women have filler that is done right and done very well, because it's not supposed to be detectable. The problem is most people go way overboard with it and also American doctors suck.

Speaker 2 (29:04.152)
Gosh.

Speaker 2 (29:27.438)
Okay, I got a quick question here on the lip filler stuff, It's a serious question. So when you get that done, right?

How do I ask this? And you get too much, you know, because it's so obvious when chicks get the filler. Yeah, yeah, Or maybe the good ones you can't tell. I don't know. But does it... Is there a point where if you get too much, you know, after a few weeks or whatever, does it look good? In other words, does it like slowly over time, you know, go to nothing? Is it like a tire? Like, because I put more air in my tire because I'm too lazy to go back and fill it up at the right amount.

I put way more air in it to kind of, but I know I'm wearing out the tire quicker.

Here, there's a good example of somebody who shouldn't have but did Mickey Rourke.

come on now. So in other words, does it ever get to a good spot? Or is it just all or nothing?

Speaker 3 (30:30.606)
So apparently, they used to say that filler, you get it done and then it dissolves in like two years, but that turned out to be a huge lie. They've done these MRI studies on people who have gotten a ton of filler and it migrates to other parts of your face and sometimes even multiplies somehow.

Like her?

wait, who? Hold on.

Speaker 3 (30:59.608)
my god.

Okay, hold on. out. out. Time Time out. You say it migrates other parts. Now, Zay, I know that you are attuned to foreign agents in the body. Okay? Does this stuff, this filler, this color, whatever the hell, does it, could it migrate to...

you know, your brain cause cancer or something like that. I'm a little concerned about that.

I'm pretty sure it can and I know this not filler, but I know that Botox, especially in the forehead, since it paralyzes basically that muscle that you use to express emotions. It can alter some of your brain structure and cause you to be basically less empathetic.

no!

Speaker 2 (31:57.198)
So it doesn't just make you look less empathetic, actually causes changes in the brain to make you less empathetic.

for you to recognize.

Speaker 3 (32:08.302)
Yes, I mean when you think about it, the brain is very plastic and when you do paralyze a muscle that is used for emotion, your brain recognizes that and basically tries to compensate in some way.

Well, of course, Botox is it's a, it's a, what do you call it? It's a poison, right? I who was the first guy to think of that? Let's inject poison into us and.

Yeah, it's a

Speaker 2 (32:33.454)
His name is Anthony Fauci, I believe.

Very pro-Botox if it is used for things like migraines that you can't treat in any other way. But for, I think cosmetics, I don't think Botox looks good at all.

Zay, what is the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?

this show.

Alright, is that right, Zae? It's it's right now. Being with us. Yeah. around here. Okay.

Speaker 1 (33:08.694)
this show. was answering for me, not her.

Okay. Gabby, Gabby, this is a good, that was a good 30 seconds right there for Instagram. Okay, so I guess we already handled that question there.

What's the best age to be? Zay, you're about to piss us off. I'm going to tell you right now. Whatever your answer is, it's going to be.

Speaker 1 (33:40.942)
say 40.

I'm 30 right now and I think this is the best age I've been so far. I know a lot of people would say like their early 20s or something, but I thought my early 20s were ghetto as hell. It was not fun. I did not like it. You couldn't pay me to be 20 years old again. Yeah. I hate it. I was a mess. I was sloppy. was a bitch.

And now I feel great now. And I somehow look better now than I did when I was 20.

Okay, all right, very good. Brad, what's your answer there?

the age I am now. Not dead. The best age to be is not dead.

Speaker 2 (34:21.646)
Holy crap

1. 33 is my answer because I feel like I feel like I was in top physical condition at 33. That's when that's the age I was when my church softball team won the softball league championship, you know, and I had a good year and it was great. And then I when I turned 34, my body fell the hell apart. I started I started getting injured like on the stupidest things and

33 is the peak y'all. All right, so what's the worst? Who wrote these questions? What's the worst age to be? What is the worst age to be? I'm not even drinking today! It's water, I promise! Okay, what's the worst age to be?

Speaker 1 (35:17.784)
Who are you asking?

anyone I don't there's only two of you geez okay Zay Zay Zay I swear she she's gonna say so if 30 was the best age this is gonna be an interesting answer what's the worst

29.

You

Okay, 20, I will.

Speaker 1 (35:38.04)
Don't you dare!

But I'm also gonna say for me personally like 1920 was a mess I Didn't particularly enjoy it. I did enjoy 21 Or wait whenever my last year of college was I liked that year before that I didn't really love it Because I was all over the place and then 29

Yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:10.414)
But let me tell you why, because I was so scared of turning 30 that 29 was, I tortured myself for no reason about turning 30. But then as soon as my birthday was over and I was 30, I'm like, this is fine, I'm fine. And now I love being 30.

Don't torture yourself, that's our job.

Yeah, get back to me. I'm being serious. not, I'm I'm being serious. Get back to me when you turn 34 and tell me if I was right about it. There's between 33 and 34 or is it just me? And, and I look forward to people in the chat explaining like, do you remember 33 to 34 or was that just my experience, you know, of just total pain?

Deb says she liked 49 through 55.

All right. Wait, so it's 34 good or bad? What are you saying?

Speaker 2 (36:56.558)
No, 33 was my best year. 34 was my worst year. It's been downhill though since then. So I guess it's just every year's worse. I'm just talking about physical pain and injuries really. Okay, what else we got here? Now, Zay, I'm looking at the clock here. I know you got a bail here shortly and I'm totally gonna guilt trip you for the next 24 minutes. Tell us about your Tokyo ghost experience.

so, it wasn't in Tokyo. was, this wasn't Kyoto.

Well, and do we have time for the story? Because I'm looking at the clock and we only have, like I said, the 24.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's it's not a super long story. We were staying at this very old, it's called a Rio con. It's one of those old houses. So we were staying in one. It has like the tatami mats on the floor and you're sleeping on a futon on the ground. It's one of those. And it was it was very, very old. So it didn't happen to me. It happened to my boyfriend. He was sleeping right next to me. Apparently.

Okay, all right, all right.

Speaker 2 (37:51.714)
Come on.

Speaker 3 (38:01.654)
He woke up at like three or four in the morning and he said there were three ghosts like around his head kind of whispering to him. when he sat up and he recognized, he acknowledged them. And when he did, he said it made the ghosts even more excited and they were kind of like teasing him. And he just kind of let it happen for a little bit. And then finally he was like, okay, that's enough. I want to go to sleep.

and he just dismissed them and they went away. So that was, that happened. And then like two nights later, I was, it was a two story house. I was downstairs and then one of them came up and whispered something in my ear.

BITCH

But it wasn't scary at all.

What did it whisper?

Speaker 3 (38:52.236)
I don't speak Japanese so I don't know.

Hold on a second. I a question. Had you imbibed, had y'all been, you know, smoking the Mary Jane? What was happening before that?

We were completely sober. Okay, just asking. We only, we would drink a little bit, like at, during dinner and stuff, but we'd be sober by the time we go to bed. Interesting. And this was a couple hours and the one when it whispered in my ear, I was completely sober. was like daytime.

Yeah, I got it.

Speaker 2 (39:29.858)
Did people tell you ahead of time, hey, this is a haunted place you're staying? In other words, is this known for a haunted area?

Well, Kyoto is an extremely old place. And one of the temples that we went to, we went at night time, is called Fushimi Inari. It's the one with a million torii gates that you just walk through. we were there at night. was, I think, 10, 11 o'clock at night. We definitely either... It was a ghost or a guy who was possessed.

that's probably the case.

It was very, very, very weird. And then the guy, he was trying to talk to us and he looked like he was in such a daze that both of us were like, what the hell is going on?

Y'all talked about this, you and your boyfriend. Can I say his name or no?

Speaker 3 (40:29.1)
Yeah, you can take them.

Okay, have you and Robert talked about this since then?

We've talked about this in depth a lot. And luckily for me, he also believes in ghosts, aliens, all of that.

Wow.

Speaker 2 (40:45.162)
Check your phone real quick. Has he texted you in the last hour?

No.

Just just curious.

Good night.

Yep.

Speaker 2 (40:54.222)
Yeah, I know you are. That's why I said that. OK. Hey, Elon Musk claims. How about that for a segue, y'all?

Don't trust that dirty sob.

Elon Musk claims 10 billion humanoid robots will outnumber people and invade Earth.

What?

Yeah. This is a.

Speaker 1 (41:14.67)
See that.

He says this as he's the one who is designing and making said AI robots.

And that's something. So Tesla vows to produce 10,000 of these robots by the end of this year. And he says, quote, long term, think there will be more. The ratio of humanoid robots will be more than one to one. There might be two humanoid robots or more, maybe 10 to one for every human. Which means there will be well in excess of 10 billion humanoid robots.

He then went on to share a video of the latest iteration of Optimus whose walking style has gotten noticeably more human-like.

That is, he's, that one's cool.

Speaker 2 (41:56.768)
Yeah, yeah. So starting at twenty to thirty thousand dollars. And as I want to do on this show is when I print up stories, apparently I don't print up the whole thing, so it doesn't pay off the headline about the invading earth. So I don't know. I don't know the context of that quote because it didn't print up. If you want to.

think you made it up.

Speaker 2 (42:24.696)
Google that by all means do my job for me please. Are we concerned about not only the rise of AI but can you imagine AI inside one of those humanoids?

Whoa, they really do look cool now. Holy crap, that? That is not real. That is not real.

What do we got going on here?

That's AI. Well, that well, because it didn't. I don't have the sound on that one's real, but the one in the background of that thing was not real. But the way they're walking now. So badass.

What do you mean? It's AI.

Speaker 2 (42:54.354)
huh, yeah. It's a little concerning. I think we're gonna be faced with an army of those one day marching down our neighborhoods. We're gonna be begging for an EMP at some point. Take them out! I don't care! Take out my iPhone! Whatever, just get

Come on

Speaker 1 (43:15.474)
Who's gonna look if you don't have a woman to fold the clothes isn't a robot the next best thing

I don't want that thing in my house.

I'm never having one of those things.

Well, it wouldn't have to be in your house because you're a woman and you get to fold the clothes. So if you weren't there, the robot would do it.

the fifth

Speaker 1 (44:03.19)
Men are just stupid.

are so stupid that's all I was thinking because they're using third party services to talk to their subscribers by impersonating them the men I can't believe these guys and let their names be published no it's an brunner and j fry I guess they're not gonna

They're the same guys that think when they go into a strip club that the girls really are attracted to them. She really likes me. She talked to me.

Yeah.

me. She talked to me. And then I ran out of ones. And the next thing you know, He talk to me anymore. What happened there? So they believe that the creators they were subscribed to were speaking directly to them and messages and videos. said listen to this. They suspected they were talking to chatters. And this is some British story, you know how it goes. And not the real

Speaker 1 (44:34.623)
She wouldn't talk to me.

Speaker 1 (44:53.934)
It's AI,

only fans creator when they realized that one individual would not be able to send the volume of genuine DMS or video clips to meet the demand of. Hold on. Hold on. They they. This is where they realize that they were not with the real model because they and they said they wouldn't pay it as much if they thought they were just talking to some faker. Right. But they were like, hey, there were errors within the messages or they'd be contradictory information.

Yeah, that's because you're not talking to the chicks, you dumbasses.

Men have been doing this since the 90s and chat rooms were created and men would go to the lesbian chat rooms because ooh and so what you had was a chat room full of dudes pretending to be women all talking to themselves. Don't ask me how I know. Shut up. I just said don't ask me how I know. Josh said don't ask me.

I'm about to ask you how-

Speaker 2 (45:48.334)
this is more. They. They say what do you think of this. But it was like is it four o'clock eastern yeah. So so so what is it is that should these guys have legal ground to sue or are we just going to chalk it up to man these guys are dumbasses and they're getting what they deserve.

She's so looking forward to.

Speaker 1 (45:59.864)
to go.

Speaker 3 (46:12.43)
I think they're dumbasses.

But they should still be able to sue because they're not getting what they were told unless it's like buried in the fine print.

does it say like on only probably your do they do they specifically say talk to? Come up with some name. I almost said Betty and then I realized wow, I'm 80. So Bambi talk to Bambi. Does it say that like?

BAMBEE

Speaker 1 (46:39.918)
But even if it does, down in the fine print, we reserve the right to, at peak hours or whatever, to substitute whatever. Bambi doesn't even exist to begin with,

Haha, that's the other thing. Men are stupid! It's way in horse? Wow, okay. That's not a case by case.

stupid. Men are stupid and whores. Yes.

Speaker 1 (47:02.167)
Well, yeah, there are always exceptions, but that's the Daily Mojo rule. Men are whores and gay men are super whores.

Speaker 1 (47:12.75)
Okay. did deep in there. You did in the back of your mind. You knew it.

Okay, I did. Okay, do you guys sleep? Raise your hand if you sleep with a stuffed animal. I didn't. Bradley. Stop.

I brought a what? I brought a picture.

you didn't know. Oh no, they I expected that. Brad, what is happening right there? Oh, hold on. Let me see here.

no, no!

Speaker 2 (47:40.1)
There's Brad's stuffed animal. What's the name of your stuffed animal there, Brad?

Gourfond?

Corfan looks so cuddly, that's for sure.

He is, his hair itches a little bit, but not so much that I can't take it.

Cool. Zay, what kind of stuff is that animal you sleeping with there?

Speaker 3 (48:01.365)
I can show you, hold on.

And it's only because Grok would not create an image of a Pamela Anderson as a stuffed animal. it wasn't, wasn't you actually want to see what Grok said Pam Anderson as a stuffed animal was?

I'm scared.

That was Pam Anderson is a stuffed animal.

I'm not, I'm not.

Speaker 3 (48:25.56)
Don't see the vision.

I don't either.

Let's see in it. I don't either let me see your stuffed animal there. What do you got? Okay?

And just a little context. This one is from one of those claw arcades. And even though he's not texting me back, I'm going to give Robert another shout out. He got this for me and I love it.

nice!

Speaker 2 (48:48.811)
let's see, hang on.

They big-

Speaker 2 (48:56.526)
I don't need too many tea tales, but how crowded is that bed of yours for a stuffed animal that size? Good grief! Okay, good grief. So 21 % in fact, okay, so a year ago, 21 % of plush toys were sold to adults over 18. And Build Bear, listen to this here. Hang on a second.

I have a big bed.

Speaker 1 (49:23.524)
All things are expensive.

Build-A-Bear has an entire section of its website dedicated to products for grownups. survey of the company commission found that more than half of people held on to a childhood stuffed animal. I'm pretty sure I have a childhood stuffed animal in a box in the garage. I'm pretty sure. I mean, I don't cuddle with it. It's somewhere out there, I think. 40 % of adults say they sleep the plush toy. 40%. Okay.

Bethany not has one.

Speaker 1 (49:51.662)
That's a lot. Now, now do now do sex dolls.

Now do sexto-

I'm just saying that's the new stuff.

Yeah, yeah, I don't need a cuddly teddy bear anymore. I need a...

Those things are expensive.

Speaker 2 (50:13.582)
Have you been pricing them? I have not. Zay's looking at the clock. 11 minutes and I'm out of here. Look at this. This is concerning. This is, OK, you see this? This is a bone of mice. This one here is bone of mice. And then after 37 days in space, look at that. Look what happened to the bones.

Have you not?

Speaker 1 (50:22.67)
$3,000.

Speaker 2 (50:40.718)
of the mice that they sent to space. 37 days. Right! And then I got to thinking nine months for those astronauts. I'm a little concerned. Do you think we're going to hear more of maybe some sort of health issues that they... What do you think is going to happen with their health after nine months? No thoughts on that? I swear I will come through this computer. I will make you answer right now.

It smooth cheese.

Speaker 1 (51:01.198)
Who are you asking?

Speaker 1 (51:07.416)
I'm trying, I'm just.

I was waiting for Zay. I was trying to be a gentleman and wait for her to answer.

I think we should make Zay answer all the questions for the next 10 minutes just to get the most out of her before she leaves.

like what I'm going to say I don't

We should go into space

Speaker 2 (51:28.022)
I see. I knew it! I knew it as soon as you started to answer that! I almost jumped in there and said, you don't even think they went to space, do you? No, I don't.

think it's real.

Speaker 3 (51:37.102)
I don't think space is what we're told it is at all. I don't think it works that way. So I don't I

Damn it. Why are you leaving at four? And why do

Right! Maybe that should be the topic, Brad. Who did you make plans with first? I demand an answer! This show or your four o'clock plans?

I'm going to get hot pot with my best friend.

got hot pot. You said you happen to go get high. What's hot pot?

Speaker 3 (52:05.814)
god.

Part is the thing where they put the big, boily soup in front of you and then you take the meat and stuff and you dip it in.

Who did you make plans with first?

You mean like fondue?

I think your friend has to call your friend, put your friend on speakerphone, and will say that you're busy and that you will be exiting your place at 5 o'clock, not 4 o'clock.

Speaker 3 (52:25.396)
of.

Speaker 3 (52:36.91)
She's coming from Miami and I haven't seen her in over a month.

Haven't answered the question. Let's see here. Millions of hot pot.

It looks great, right?

That's not hot pot.

It's not hot pot. That's where's my did you just ask me where my hot pot was? is not my hot pot. Hang on a second. I'll find a damn hot pot.

Speaker 2 (52:57.838)
Yeah, that's not

Speaker 2 (53:03.342)
Yeah, don't- I mean, you it looks yummy, and every time you reference something you're seeing, it's usually on your other screen!

Well, you know what, I just got all into the hot pot and wasn't thinking there's the hot pot.

It's awesome.

Is there like a restaurant that does that?

I ignore the hot pot for a Everything in the perimeter around it there. That looks like one hell of a charcuterie ready and.

Speaker 1 (53:30.838)
It does. And that looks like a mouse bone.

I do I do I have to hand in my man card if if I absolutely love charcuterie if I just

No, because you're pronouncing it wrong. So it's okay. Your man card is still. Go ahead, Zay.

What is it? is it? Wait, because he can't. Brad can't. Zay, don't say it. Zay, don't say it. Make Brad say it.

She can say it because it's charcuterie. you call it char? That's when you burn it.

Speaker 2 (53:56.546)
Team Charcuter!

Speaker 1 (54:14.848)
nice. We're moving on, aren't we?

I'm sorry, what are we talking about?

Nothing. just you bring me you get all the rush me to get the meat out there and then we're moving on.

I didn't even try on that one.

looking at the clock seven freaking minutes bro I seriously I think tell your friend to drive to your place and that'll buy us a little bit more time so change of plans we're okay

Speaker 3 (54:43.726)
back on next week.

Hot Pocket, I was thinking Hot Pockets too, Kross.

We'll have you on next week. Absolutely. but I mean, I want to make sure, check your schedule. Are you free from three to five Eastern?

Yes, next week. Yes.

Everyone's my witness.

Speaker 1 (55:03.022)
Sue says the lady astronaut's chin looked weird when she got back. Yes, she did.

Okay, we've talked about her chin. Okay, hold on. We talked about her chin. Yeah. But the chin was like that before she left Earth, right? So I just think it's her.

Her chin looked freaky.

Speaker 1 (55:19.758)
Okay, it's just weird. But damn, now I want to talk about Zay's Beyond Space.

Hang on a second. OK, hold on. Hold on. Put a bookmark in that, OK, or a pen in it, I guess. Zay, next week, will you tell us your thoughts on space and what it really is? OK. Yes. All right. So write that down. Somebody write that down. can't. I guess I've lost all my Sharpies. Here we go. Hang on.

and stay.

Speaker 2 (55:46.68)
Yeah, next Friday. Where's my... I have no paper. I mean, what the hell is happening? Hang on.

Hey, Vietnamese hot pot.

No, it's kind of like walking the dog.

Who are you asking? HA! Suck.

I was talking to her while you were off looking for a Sharpie. Yeah. The witchy pooch in Deb. You're right. It was, it was a witchy pooch. I'm, wasn't the only one.

Speaker 2 (56:06.286)
Which

Speaker 2 (56:15.13)
thought. You know what? The health health tip story, Zay, if you're going to be with us next week, we'll revisit that as well. So

Don't put ice picks in your ears. That's.

That's a good health tip.

one health tip don't

fingers.

Speaker 2 (56:34.004)
Okay so I don't know what should we worry about bees I hear about them disappearing all the time this one beekeeper went from 20,000 beehives to less than a thousand and this was in less than a year.

the bees are gone, we would all die.

That's what this article basically says. It talks about...

There was a whole Black Mirror episode about how all of the bees went extinct and then they had to do robotic bees and then the robotic bees were targeting people and killing them.

The reference to that, the new Black Mirror season is out now. It is? Yeah, I know. I didn't know it either. So it's now, but they said don't, at least on Mashable, they said don't start with common people, even though that's the one that first pops up. Don't start with common people because it'll freak you out and all that. I naturally, I started with common people because I'm like, bite it freak you out? No, but it was like pretty pointed and they referenced the mechanical bees in it.

Speaker 1 (57:37.887)
And I just watched it today. It's really creepy.

And it's so glad I'm so grateful that you brought up Black Mirror because yesterday off the air, Brad was asking me about Black Mirror and I think he was personally offended when I said that I don't watch it.

What? Why?

I'm sure I wouldn't what is it on Netflix? Okay, maybe I'll give it a shot. I've just never

Yeah, it's on Netflix.

Speaker 1 (58:04.024)
I don't even know I talked to you.

I that's that's kind of how I felt so when you brought it up say part of me felt like. That is so awesome brad is someone to talk about black mirror with and then also it made me feel like crap he's going to hate me more and brad I don't know if your volume is like at 900.

Is mine it's a too hot now so yet no

Yeah, yeah, are you deaf? I can expect that from Zays, like.

OK, so yesterday it was too low, and now it's too high. I moved the microphone, so I'd be right here.

Speaker 2 (58:35.244)
You're trying to make me happy and I'm impossible.

Nothing I do is ever good enough for you, is it, Peg? What is? Married with children. Children. That show came out when Zay was like. Like one. What?

No, she wasn't even... No, she wasn't.

We've got over this. I was out of high school. I had already graduated before Zay was hatched.

Zay, were you born in space? 19- holy shit 1987.

Speaker 2 (59:07.33)
I know! She was born in 95, bro. 94, 94.

I was born in 94, so in 87, I didn't even exist in my dad's body yet. I was still like an egg in my mom.

Stop it. Yeah. You, how do you know? You don't even know that you were in your mom.

my gosh, could we move it?

We've only got a minute left, so sorry.

Speaker 1 (59:35.918)
next time.

I'm just looking to see if there's anything else to talk about here.

She's got 50 seconds, let her go. Let the woman go.

Let her go! Hey, have fun with your friend there! Make sure that you tell her that she, your friend, was more important than this. No, I'm just kidding. We'll see you next week! I'm saving stories for you for next week.

Thank you so much to say, it's such little time.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11.15)
Well, bring it to the table, because I don't feel like doing show prep for next week.

I'll come up with a list of things that I want to talk about. I'd like to talk more about ghosts.

space.

You need to be on the third day. I'm let you go. I'm gonna honor the time because it just hit four o'clock Eastern. Go have fun with pot and we'll see you next week. Bye. boy. was rude. I was really quick on the trigger. I apologize. Sorry. Okay. So can we turn your volume down? that?

Ghost

Speaker 1 (01:00:40.654)
Wow

Speaker 1 (01:00:44.46)
Wow!

Speaker 1 (01:00:48.952)
Okay, so yeah, I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:00:55.178)
It's so weird because it sounds it sounded fine to me yesterday here. It sounds fine to me here. Fine. I don't know what is going on.

I don't know, I just don't want to hear myself. mean, kind of like all the people tuned in right now, just like them. don't want to hear All right, that's better. I'm not, well, no, I'm still hearing it. Maybe it's me, maybe my ear. No, there's nothing. I only hear you coming through these. My

I don't wanna hear me.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09.357)
I don't want to hear.

You're still hearing what?

Speaker 1 (01:01:20.61)
that you're hearing that you don't

Oh, you're a reverb. Oh, I didn't know that.

Yeah, but I'm not generating audio of my voice on this end. It's gotta be coming from your end. The end.

I don't think, so you're thinking it's by headphones? Is it still doing it? It's not, because I've got them way down.

Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42.882)
How aggravating is that? Alright, whatever.

Ron always blames me for that. He's wrong. Ron's always wrong.

he's right to do that!

You turned your volume down all the way, I wouldn't hear me. Check, check, check, check, check. Correct, I don't hear me. Didn't hear me. OK, so listen to this. This is.

You don't hear you at all. I didn't touch my volume.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08.334)
I touched my knob.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16.334)
So I love the state of Colorado. it's so wild when you're driving way up on these peaks and there are cows just hanging out, like on the side of the road. You're like, what the hell? Like, how did a cow ever get up here?

Random cows?

Speaker 2 (01:02:39.886)
It was transportation. You hitched a ride or whatever. your grandma did or whatever. Now I bring this up because I want you to think of how this is a very rural area of Colorado that this story is based in. But cows have been disappearing en masse without a trace. A group of 46, a group of 38, a group of 31, and a group of 43 vanish. No carcasses.

No tracks, no nothing, man.

Where, where was it? Is it Colorado? Where?

This is based in Olathe, O-L-A-T-H-E. That's where the story is datelined. And it's not unusual. I thought you would finish that and start singing for me.

love by anyone

Speaker 2 (01:03:33.676)
It's not unusual for cows to go to like, you know, different fields and all this stuff. Whoa. Are you finding the story?

yeah, it's up there right now. Lee, 200.

Right?

and

Cold cakes. No sign at all. There are theories, but none of them hold water. None of them hold cows.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52.662)
and there was no

Speaker 1 (01:04:00.974)
None of them hold cows.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05.314)
Wow, so they're not even being drained.

Right, like there's no like alien like autopsy on the cows and blood drained out. They have vanished. Vanished, I realize it's rural, but it's not so rural that they shouldn't find something.

Well, it's just as weird as when they are mutilated and they don't find any of the blood or the parts that have been taken off and they, yeah, they find what's left. Maybe it has become more efficient for whoever was a butylating. Just take the whole, make, take the whole damn cow.

You'll find the bodies.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43.212)
I mean, here's what it says. Even so, see. The particulars are puzzling. No semi-trailer could reach the hard scrabble unpaved altitude where these cattle were spread. The kind of range even experienced ranch hands don't know by heart. Typically mother cows separated from their calves would show distress. A mass die off perhaps from poison weed would produce bodies. And it just goes on to throw out all these possible theories, but none of them hold cows.

That's wild. let's see, was it when we were in 46, 38, 31. So all in groups are like a few dozen at a time. So but even just a few dozen cows are going to smell. how do

you. And if they were stolen, there should be tracks. Right.

Yeah, because yeah, that's the other thing cows aren't easy to move.

wait, look at this. Hold on. This is very important. I should start doing an audio check with the audience.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42.592)
no no no no no no because we know we had some issues early on yeah and so if there's ever issues y'all y'all are our eyes and ears so first of all our eyes you need to google stuff for us and update do my job for me as i say and then when it comes to audio if something's off or it is too hot or too cold or too low

Because we cannot. Is that you can't sitting here, everything sounds fine, right? And there is no way to monitor, right? Is it for whatever reason? What is on the other side of everything?

You know what's so sad bro? Check this out. Let me let me show you this. I have

put a man on the moon.

have a board, remember Borowski? He gifted me this audio board long ago, Rob Borowski. I've just never...

Speaker 1 (01:06:37.036)
doesn't it

Figure it out. can't figure out anything.

How many buttons is that thing? Mine has more buttons than yours. I got a bunch of buttons. I could get one of those apps on the phone that would count buttons, but it probably wouldn't go that

Speaker 2 (01:06:51.251)
It's like halfway hooked up. see cables coming out of it. It's like halfway hooked up, but not quite.

There will still not be a way even if you get it all hooked up there will still not be a way to hear

No, but hold on. Wes did me a favor. Wes print, he typed up, and Wes, if you're watching, I love you so much. He printed up, he typed up, he took the time to type, print, deliver four and a half pages worth of instructions.

You all read them.

I mean, you could get the same instructions by reading the instructions for that bullet.

Speaker 2 (01:07:25.895)
I'm reading them. It doesn't mean that I understand them, you know

That's how I knew when I was old and this has been.

You can stick your head up a butcher's ass, but why wouldn't you just take his word for it?

Now why would I want to stick my head up a butcher's ass?

You know, the fact that you don't... I don't watch Black Mirror and you haven't watched Tommy Boy.

Speaker 1 (01:07:43.734)
I don't understand.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49.984)
I have, but that's not a quote that I recall from, but I'm not saying it's not there. I just don't remember that one. I think it was fat man, a little coat, but,

Who's your favorite little rascal?

Is it spanking? But I was old the day that I got a new stereo from Hi-Fi Buys in Nashville.

Hold on timeout. I want you to say your point, but the fact that you're referencing hi-fi buys You could have stopped the story. I knew I was old right there. Anyway

How long have they been out of business? is 15 years ago. the instructions on it, I couldn't figure them out. no. And I did. And part of the problem was that the remote they gave me was not, let's see. No, they didn't have a remote. So I bought just a universal one or whatever. And it turns out that there are stuff you couldn't do without the remote to that system. But still, they did.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24.382)
A decade ago.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49.891)
set you up.

That's why I was on sale, bastards. Anyway, back to the cows,

know that that wreck that I told you about, had just gotten and this is the only time in my life that I had a nice, you know, in car stereo. I've just done stock before and since then I had for about two weeks, I had an awesome stereo. And then when the car got totaled, they took it back at high five lives. High five eyes. Yeah. High five.

High five, guys.

I'm high apparently. anyway, I must have had a, I know I had a nice stereo in Omaha too, because that was the irony of moving from the hood of third ward Houston, Texas, where I didn't have any problem with crime whatsoever. Then we moved to the Western edge of Omaha, Nebraska, where there was nothing but cornfields between our apartment complex in the state of Wyoming, 500 miles away. And two weeks after being there, my nice stereo got stolen out of my car. So I guess I've had two nice stereos.

Speaker 1 (01:09:50.656)
How close were you to the car when it got stolen?

gosh, I don't know. It in the parking lot of the apartment complex.

Mine was parked in front of the house that we were renting in Granada Hills. And so I was maybe 20 feet away from my truck and I got out to, and it was a brand new Pioneer. And I got out there, got in the truck in the morning to go to the radio station. And I thought, that's weird. doesn't, and it was, it was early. So it wasn't like computing with me. And I looked over and I'm like, but there's wires there. Why? How come there's no, no.

20 feet away.

Wait, they stole your knob too?

Speaker 1 (01:10:31.68)
stole my knob they stole my knob they stole the whole shooting man and the cows

So the cows are missing.

What are we going to do about this? I like that. you know, I learned something from that story. I had no idea that branding of cattle is a Western United States state. I think it was like Rocky Mountains westward. And they say in the story, if they were stolen and taken east, then you would never know because they were.

Branded or Wait hired a brand them. So maybe they weren't branded or something.

They know.

Speaker 1 (01:11:16.856)
Why would cow wait, you're saying that they don't brand cows east of the Mississippi. Yeah.

Yeah, that's what the story said. Hang on.

What?

It sounds like certain states look for a map because I couldn't find one. Certain states don't require it and it's mostly you know Midwest, East, blah blah blah. Try to find

No, says Kentucky. They brand them. Why wouldn't you brand your cows?

Speaker 2 (01:11:46.902)
I'm just saying it's not a law.

Well, but if you own cows, you would want to brand them because they're your cows and cows all look alike, which is kind of hard to they end and they don't come here. Well, some of them do come if you call them by name, but.

Right,

Speaker 2 (01:12:05.87)
Let's just see if I worded it wrong. The missing animals were reported to local brand inspectors who play a key role in Colorado known as a brand state. Branding is not obligatory, but livestock owners who do it must register. Dear God, you have to register their brands with the state's agriculture department. Any sale or movement of cattle over 75 miles or to another state requires a review by one of 63 inspectors. The verify ownership.

blah, blah. In the lower 48, all states from the Rockies West are brand states, but most to the east are not, meaning they do not require proof of ownership to sell livestock. Once you get past those borders, they're pretty much gone. So in other words, you had a cow that hadn't been branded yet,

Right. Which is why you brand your cows.

You, you, you're calves, you know, you should do it early, right? mean, don't.

Sounds like it might hurt if you branded your own cabs, but you know.

Speaker 1 (01:13:02.698)
Anyhow, the weird part is, that the cause 43 cows, what is good? There's something weird, but every time the cattle mutilations happen, we hear about it for like a day and then nothing. And then it all the story goes, well, like every other damn story these days, it goes away in a day. No matter what it is. Remember the Epstein files. Where are they? They're just that gone. We're not ever going to talk about them again.

Hmm

Speaker 1 (01:13:32.11)
It's so frustrating.

Every day I'm getting angrier and angrier about that. I'm not letting it go either. I I need to do a deep dive on Epstein.

why aren't they releasing, I mean weren't we supposed to, who is the, what's her name, Una Paloma Blanca, the head of the whole committee where they're going through all like the JFK stuff and all of that and weren't they going to go through Roswell too?

and

But they're supposed to release all that stuff too. And all they do is go, well, it looks like it's all been released. But how the hell are we gonna know if they're telling us the truth anyway? Because we don't know, we haven't seen. like with Roswell, who the hell knows if there's something written down somewhere? Now there's something in a warehouse somewhere, but who knows which warehouse and what part of the warehouse?

Speaker 2 (01:14:28.142)
So speaking of Roswell, because we had a great conversation yesterday from this Thursday deep dive. It's in the article up there. Look for April 10th, blah, blah, blah, or scroll down. It's somewhere down there. you grab one, though. He said it's a.

Or ask Grok, he'll tell you.

He's a good boy. He's a good boy.

Gosh, don't. Go back and watch the AI chat I did two weeks ago.

Cox doesn't want to kill us, he wants to be our friend and make us happy.

Speaker 2 (01:14:57.272)
Who are you?

You need to watch Common People.

wait a minute. Hold on. first of all, Common People is a great song by Ben Folds and, but, but Ben Folds and, and, what's his name? Captain Kirk. yeah, yeah, it's a great song. It's a hilarious song. Common People. In fact, I think they do multiple songs, because there's also, subber. I forget. good stuff. Hold on a second. I love this. This will, this will make me want to watch Black Mirror.

Mirror episode.

Speaker 1 (01:15:15.15)
William Shatner?

Speaker 2 (01:15:32.074)
isn't Black Mirror the one where the two dudes playing a video game made out with each other? Yeah, I'm gonna not put that on my...

Did they? I don't remember that one. They may have. don't know.

Brad's like, I don't know. It sounds like a good show to me.

But I'm looking for it right now cuz hey Every other show you watch there's somebody making out that there's a gay Couple in everything because it's the cool thing to do now. You can either it's

If you don't have your gay quota, you're in before the board.

Speaker 1 (01:16:10.89)
Right. And I mean, who doesn't enjoy sucking on a big old toe every now and then, right?

So I've got this story that ties in nicely with yesterday's Roswell discussion. And this is fascinating. An orb UFO was shot down out of the sky and retrieved by the US Navy during a 1962 missile test, a former top aid to four US presidents revealed. Harold Malmgren was a senior advisor to JFK, LBJ, Nixon, and Ford. The retired government officials said he was briefed by top CIA and Atomic Energy Commission officials on a videotaped missile test.

a video tape this, Brad. Turn down your headphones. 1962.

In what year?

Speaker 1 (01:16:55.8)
They filmed it then, didn't they? They didn't have videotape then.

Sweet lord. What? Yes, they filmed it. You're right. You're right. It should say why am I hearing myself? You turned it up. You turned it up. Okay, so anyway,

You're playing games with me.

I would not toy with your emotion.

That's not true. Why it's louder. What the hell's happening?

Speaker 1 (01:17:20.866)
don't know.

Why?

How high are yours turned up?

There's no, I'm not coming through my earbuds, only you are in the videos that we play if we were to play them. I swear there's a technical issue every damn time I sit down on this computer.

I know that feeling.

Speaker 2 (01:17:39.938)
I'm going to hit mute and see what happens.

Speaker 2 (01:17:46.446)
Okay, so it's definitely picking. I don't know what's happening. I think he's playing with me, y'all. I think Brad is trying to drive me insane.

I'll take all the high end out.

To what end? I know not. Okay, so the retired government official said he was briefed by blah, blah, video tape, filmed missile. Huh? That took place during the Cuban Missile Crisis in October of 62, during which the shocking UFO incident occurred. Why am I hearing myself? Malmgren's daughter, economist Dr. Pippa Malmgren, herself a former special assistant to President George W. Bush.

turn it down, I will. I'm not turning it up. Revealed details of her father's story on her blog last week after the veteran presidential aide passed away on February 13th, the age of 89. Now, Harold described a video of a missile test launch from October 25th, 1962. In which a mysterious white orb. Can be seen flying in circles around the rocket as it speeds through the air.

The missile was equipped with what Pippa described as an x-ray. Listen to this. This ties in perfectly with part of our discussion yesterday. An x-ray machine in the nose cone designed to use radiation to disable an incoming enemy nuclear missile. But the test's missiles intense x-ray burst appeared to disable the UFO too.

Speaker 1 (01:19:16.032)
the

Time out.

now your mic's loud. Like what happened? And yes, I still heard the slapback. Is anybody else hearing the slapback? Maybe it's just me. Just tell me if it's just me and I'll move.

So I don't, again, I don't hear it. Now is it super loud still?

No, you sound good now. You sound good. And I don't hear me. Don't touch a thing. Dear God, don't touch anything.

Speaker 1 (01:19:43.982)
It wasn't. All right, so.

Yeah, but here's I don't think I worded the question yesterday, right, to to to to Don, because what I was trying to say was that you're able as a as an extraterrestrial to get into a spaceship that can fly across space and time and whatever. Yeah. All technically advanced and stuff. But then something as simple as either a lightning or be a radar wave.

Yeah

And radar waves aren't unique to the planet Earth.

So, but what does our friend Jeffy always say when they fail to launch spaceships here on Earth? What's the problem?

Speaker 1 (01:20:30.99)
All right

Speaker 1 (01:20:36.163)
Maybe.

Speaker 1 (01:20:44.59)
thought it was because of the possible rain or something. I don't know.

Sure it is. And so the aliens have to deal with the same meteorological anomalies that we do. And they're like, hey.

Sue wanted to see my hand.

okay.

Speaker 2 (01:21:03.722)
I Sue's comment about your hands. What is white, white?

I don't know, but I'm looking at it. And then Leps says one of the dude's characters was a chick in the game. that's right. Okay. I do remember that. And it was weird because it was like AI. Yeah, that was, but it's not like, it's not like, hey, you got to be gay. was a, it fit the story.

What time did Sue make?

Don't give away the ending, Toby said. What? She just now.

My last one is Jonathan Evans. It's just you,

Speaker 1 (01:21:33.442)
That's okay. She said it right after that.

That one never showed up on my end.

Why do you have her blocked?

I don't have anyone blocked!

Maybe you should unblock her and then maybe, you know, that wouldn't happen.

Speaker 2 (01:21:46.904)
So many technical, like, I think I would be more effective if I just got on my roof and just yelled a show every day.

You could try that. I'm not saying it's gonna work, but you could try it. Do you still?

I still don't have shoes.

That's so strange. I'm going to say something. Hi, Keith. And let's see if you see mine.

Let me go to the...

Speaker 2 (01:22:09.036)
Yep, there it is. Yeah, it goes Jonathan Evans. It's just you, Keith and Brad stags. Keith. I don't see Toby either. That's right. You did just quote Toby.

Do you not see Toby either?

Speaker 1 (01:22:18.542)
Well, then Sue said, me see your head. Toby said, Keith is Sue. What did he say? Judge and I said hi. then she said,

But that's interesting, because this chat will jump every now and then and catch my eye. And I'll look over, thinking I expect to see a new comment. And there's no comment. It's the.

like the double slit experiment. If you're observing it, it changes to meet what it is.

I see you.

Speaker 2 (01:22:46.582)
I see Julie's, I'm here, I'm here.

craw fist said same thing happened to malaysian flights 370 the orbs i'm still thinking that I still think ashton has it right

So.

out the Malaysian airlines.

Yeah, I know, know, know, but I'm asking like, there's been so many developments with that.

Speaker 2 (01:23:18.552)
No, in fact, I get it.

I mean, I'm not gonna have to be vacuumed or something.

Have a guy stand at the door during the live.

Okay, and she comes in and cleans it. I mean, you let her do that.

If you saw this room, you would see that no one comes in and cleans it. This room has become purgatory for everything that doesn't have a special place in the house.

Speaker 1 (01:23:31.362)
So she's not doing her job, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:23:41.248)
Including you

I just I just hang out up here. In fact, this was you know, it is funny. I I took over this room before I did a live stream and like cuz the kids got older in the toy room and all this stuff. They just it just became a forgotten room. You know, it's a room above

You are no longer keeping kidnap victims in there?

So what I did is I actually told her I said, downstairs, know how downstairs there's a off to the side there's this room. And I had a desk on one side and she had a desk on the other. And I said, like one day I just I think I stood there maybe I was sitting I don't know. And I go, I go look at this. Look how clean your side of the room is. Look at this.

Look how nasty my side of the room is. It's like, I literally said this. I said, I don't deserve.

Speaker 2 (01:24:43.106)
to have my office space downstairs among the living. And so one weekend I just dragged all my shit upstairs and I dumped it in this room. And I should honestly, I should just take a picture because it's just.

Peace!

Speaker 1 (01:24:57.566)
I remember your desk at the over at the studio too and that was you know.

I have, am the most disorganized person ever. And I don't, this doesn't really do it. Whoa. Hold on. me, what?

found something else that's gonna, this is weird. There it is right there. Mieti Ala raises the alarm over 25 missing cows. This was published today on the interwebs. Mysterious disappearance of 25 cows in Kareem Lamido Local Government Council of Toreba State, wherever the hell that is, Nigeria.

so cows are disappearing everywhere?

Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:25:46.862)
trying to get the full effect here. So you can see this mess, this.

So they're disappearing in Colorado. They're disappearing. If you drew a line straight through the.

Yeah, do it! Do it right now! Do it! A stone man's car-

Let's see what is on what is on the Total opposite side complete opposite side exact exact opposite side Side side side of the world from Colorado

Will Google let you do that? Can you see this trash heap? This is... Can you see how absolutely disgusting... If you look carefully, right about... Hold on, how do I do this?

Speaker 1 (01:26:32.152)
That's not it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:42.702)
What looks like the backseat of a car in the YouTube channel customer rolled in.

wait, hold on. Hold that thought. Don't let me forget that. You see this right there? I can't. This is right there, right there on the right. OK, that right there is a dollhouse, right there with the roof right below my finger. That's where the dividing line between the toy room and my shithole studio, if you will. That's where it now. just behind, just out of view there.

Is that yesterday's lunch?

Speaker 2 (01:27:16.578)
You see on the shelf behind there? No, it's all fuzzy. don't know. Anyway, that's where the world book encyclopedia is. have to climb over a dollhouse to get to your world book. Encyclopedia is that you want how to keep getting to a seat. I stepped on papers. I ended up holding. There's a news break. Judge. This judge permits Trump to deport that Columbia a hole.

They're not mine.

Speaker 1 (01:27:41.115)
the MS 13 gang member? A different one?

No, no, no, not that one. No, this is the rabble rouser at Columbia.

that dude, him, yeah. we're very sorry to see him go.

So what you're seeing is today's show prep on the floor there. so there was carpet. There was a path there before. this will get thrown away. But right now, art is happening. OK. what did you just say? You just said something. backseat. I know I've told this story before, how I used to work at a tire store and this nasty minivan came in. And while we were

I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:28:20.17)
putting the new tires on, we noticed a trail of ants through the entire van because there was so much nasty food in there from the back all the way to the front. There was just a trail of ants. Brad, did you hear my story about the ants inside the minivan? That's cool. And so I guess I'm only getting half of the comments. So just real quick, this is what I see. Julie, Julie, Julie, Jonathan, Julie, Lep, Jonathan, Jonathan.

Ew.

Speaker 2 (01:28:48.726)
So if Toby is talking or who else did you say was talking earlier?

was let's see

I saw Kraft Fisk earlier in there, but I don't see him now. Pissing me off is what this thing is doing.

Julie says, looks like a dorm collard room. No, it's not that clean.

Yeah, it's not that clean at all. I used to keep a clean... dorm room. What happened to me? I just, I've lost my brain. Like it's, it's too crowded with shit.

Speaker 1 (01:29:20.236)
ish

Speaker 1 (01:29:28.407)
Toby says it's okay, he's not bothered. Deb says, can you see me now?

See Toby? No, I don't see Toby or Deb. It's a Jonathan Julie Lep show. That's all I got here.

really weird.

That hurts. I'm sorry, yo. I don't know.

By the way, we did learn something new. It's called an antipode. That's the exact opposite point on earth.

Speaker 1 (01:29:55.854)
At opposite point, the antipode of Denver is Port-au-Francais-Cargouillet, French Southern Territories.

Wait, is that?

Okay, that's weird looking because that doesn't, because you know when they lay the the world out on a flat surface and it because it doesn't look like because it's not because it's flat. So here is Denver and then here is the antipodal point. So this is the opposite side of the world of the globe from Denver right there.

Let me see something.

Speaker 2 (01:30:31.916)
But do Olathe. Denver, why would you do Denver? That doesn't make any.

Don't it.

Well, but the problem is that where the word those other cows go missing, it was somewhere in Nigeria, which is going to be somewhere up here.

Where was it?

Speaker 2 (01:30:47.854)
Nigeria is gonna be over on Africa.

I'm looking at.

The whole the whole map should be right there hang on a second Antipode Antipode and to how do you spell antipode?

The end.

the

Speaker 1 (01:31:34.518)
How does he make sense where they're talking about this?

Maybe it's a straight line through Nigeria.

It could be. But that's the,

Speaker 1 (01:31:48.142)
the missing, yes, I think so too.

I'm dead serious and I'm trying to find Nigeria is like at the Nigeria is. like, well, it's a curve. It's the curve of Africa. It's it's on a straight line from Colorado to I don't even know why you pick. that's right. That's right. Because that's the other side of the earth. Gotcha. It goes right through Nigeria. I'm serious.

It does?

Yeah, that line like which

okay. On my phone. I'm not seeing Toby either. So I don't know what the deal is. That's weird. I'm seeing on, on my computer.

Speaker 2 (01:32:32.27)
Who do we bitch to about that? I don't want a master's update. I'm going to catch up later, Jonathan. But thank you. I appreciate it. McElroy making a charge, huh? OK, so see that gold Google point? Can you zoom in a little bit? That's what I'm saying. So if you draw a line to Colorado, it goes through Nigeria. Because Nigeria is at very top of your map right now.

That's the antipodal point.

Speaker 1 (01:33:00.68)
Well, this is the antipode. to this, according to Geodatos, which sounds really important. So the antipodal point, according to them, is the Indian Ocean.

and the closest.

point to like where there's land or whatever is portail francais that's what they're saying anyway

Got it.

Speaker 1 (01:33:30.296)
that little purple thing and who hasn't been there? mean, who doesn't love Porte d'Alfrancé especially in April?

Hey, do Antipode of Fort Worth, Texas. Just curious.

Antipode.

it's going to be in middle of the ocean, just like that one is.

It might be. It's yes, that's weird that okay what the opposite side of the world of Fort Worth is Port-au-Français, Kerguilin. Southern territories. No, because I have it.

Speaker 2 (01:34:06.478)
So you're saving it for yourself.

Yes, but well what I was doing I took well the service is free

I love pop-up ads. Those are fun.

Speaker 2 (01:34:15.758)
I just

Check this Hang on, I'll put this here. There's the antipode of Fort Worth. It's like right there, so it's there. It's the same place because there's nothing in the middle of the Indian Ocean except water.

Yeah

Speaker 2 (01:34:33.09)
Have you ever heard of a band called Emmett Swimming?

I'm sorry, called what?

Emmett swimming. Well there's a song and he says over and over again, water, and it pisses me off every time. No, yeah, because that's not how you pronounce it. No, I say water.

Nope.

Speaker 1 (01:34:48.61)
You hate the word border?

You don't say water?

Speaker 1 (01:34:57.654)
I can see, Julie.

Yeah, I see Julie and I see Lep. I see Crowe. I saw Crowe earlier, but I don't see him now.

here's the weird thing.

Speaker 1 (01:35:07.682)
Fake Bard stages is on, I can see them on the phone, but not on the computer. So it goes both ways.

You're welcome.

I don't like mysteries, Like, I want to solve things. And now I've got cows missing. I've got...

people and chats missing. You know what? Did you ever think that possibly that your phone is in one dimension and your computer is in another?

I'm starting to think that now.

Speaker 1 (01:35:38.772)
after the discussion, why do we have to be here on X? Julie says.

Because the technical issues to get the show on YouTube stress me out to the point where it's not healthy. Okay, let's see here. I got some more on this story of the guy.

Because I can go talk to my family if I want to be ignored

my gosh. Sue, don't see. So no, it's on Brad. If Brad can see you, then it's his job to transmit your thoughts to us. I'm sorry that I don't see you. Maybe I normally do see you, Sue. It could be a blip today. Really weird. So let's just hope that next week it's.

You

Speaker 1 (01:36:20.216)
That's r-

Drink more, drink more when you're on YouTube, Julie says. Bees are missing too, so you got the bees missing?

These cow chats! Now I want to drink. Come here.

But the bees have been missing for a long time.

That's my new drink phrase. Come here, Grimace!

Speaker 2 (01:36:45.102)
Oh. Shut up. Oh my god.

That was weird, it?

Sorry, I don't know what that was. Well, I do know what it was, but that's so weird. It won't let me play that thing. YouTube makes Keith drink and then he gets in trouble with the wife.

He doesn't get in trouble.

Not if she not if she cleans and does what she's supposed to do.

Speaker 2 (01:37:12.504)
She has a very high tolerance level.

That's what my friend, the OG Baba Labala says that he and his wife get along because she is, what's the word? She's tolerant and he's flexible.

Speaker 1 (01:37:33.656)
See?

No, maybe not. Okay, so let me see here. This story of the shoot down in 1962. I need to read this stuff to you. Hang on a second. They shot down a UFO and the Navy retrieved it. I know I started this story three hours ago, but let me power through because I think there might be something you want to comment on here.

Shoot down a boy.

Speaker 1 (01:37:54.218)
the orb.

Speaker 2 (01:38:04.12)
Before my father recently passed away, went on record explaining what he knew about all this because he felt it was important for the sake of history, his daughter said. Harold, who was active on social media site X even in his final months, alluded to the incident in a tweet last August. 60 plus years ago, this is what he tweeted. 60 plus years ago, I was provided highest level classifications to lead Department of Defense work on nuclear weapons in anti-missile defense and formally briefed on other world technologies, those were in quotes, by CIA's Richard Bissell.

who had been in charge of Skunk Works, Area 51, Los Alamo, et cetera, but sworn to secrecy. And it goes on and on and on. And so Peppa wrote on her blog, this is the daughter, that her father told her he was also briefed in 1963 by the then regional chief of the Atomic Energy Commission, Lawrence Preston Geese, G-I-S-E, I don't know, Geese, also happens to be the grandfather of Jeff Bezos, billionaire founder of Amazon and space travel company Blue Origin.

He flew out to Albuquerque to be briefed, Pippa wrote, adding, Geese apparently received materials from the crashed craft. Ah-ha-ha! He kept them on his desk, handed them to my dad, and then asked him to describe how he felt. Dad said a voice began talking to him inside his head. That's all Geese wanted to know. Dad never recalled or would not say what that voice said. Apparently, he said, some people interact with the materials, others don't. This led to briefings at Los Alamos and an invitation from...

Richard Bissell, blah blah blah, goes on. She claims that JFK, his historic de-escalation talks with the Soviets, with Nikita Khrushchev, was because of all of this. It doesn't really get into, but it leads you to believe that because of this alien intrusion that maybe we should get along here on earth.

Well, I mean, so the enemy of my enemy is my friend. No, well, a common enemy, right, is what they're trying. But that's what we all said about 9-11 is everybody came together because of and look where we in the past 25 years, that kind of fell apart. I mean, who doesn't want to see Congress sing kumbaya on the front steps again?

Speaker 2 (01:40:22.768)
my gosh, I remember that like it was yesterday. I wanted to vomit that day. That day I wanted to-

But, but I've often said that we've got two hopes forever getting together again and that is number one, an alien invasion, Mars invades and doesn't do the ack ack, ack ack, because that was funny, and their heads exploded thanks to Slim Whitman. Or, or Yellowstone erupts and sends us back into the Stone Age and we are forced.

Wait, Skynet taking over would also probably bring us together.

Kind of, that's kind of the same thing as the alien invasion.

Okay, well, kind of. It's us designing machines that are gonna...

Speaker 1 (01:41:04.482)
But the, yeah, but fighting back against Skynet, if you think about it, is easy because all you have to do is create and set off an EMP and then they all fall over.

But then our iPhones don't work and people are going to be pissed if it's not back online in 20 minutes.

But the beauty of that is all customer service will have been destroyed and we'll have to communicate with smoke signals again. It all gets simple.

and there are some days where I want 1988 all over again bro just bring it

But it didn't really seem simple then, did it?

Speaker 2 (01:41:40.876)
Goodbye, now

We had hard times then and hard times make hard men. No. Good times make hard men. Now wait, that's not it. Hard men make good times.

I'm never gonna finish this MF and story. Am I listen to this listen to this is a long story My father confirmed to me and others that we learned something from the UFO crashes Talks about the x-rays high latitudes blah blah blah The extraordinary story is partially backed up by government records dug out by former Australian intelligence official turned UFO researcher Jeff Cruikshank and published last December on UFO news site liberation times

Cruikshank noted a Cold War experimental warhead, the blah blah blah, which was built to emit high energy x-rays designed to disable missile reentry vehicles by causing intense heat and internal damage, which fits Harold's description. Cruikshank also pointed to now declassified videos, or I'm sorry, film, on October 26, 1962, high altitude test explosion of a nuclear bomb over the Pacific Ocean near Johnson Island.

An apparent object can be seen tumbling out of the nuclear fireball in the footage. He wrote that a later version of the video was redacted by officials at Los Alamos Lab with a white triangle obscuring the region where the falling object had appeared.

Speaker 1 (01:43:07.34)
And those are the orbs.

two weeks earlier on September 19th, 1962, another UFO was filmed. Now this says filmed. Now they got it right. Traveling at 18 times the speed of sound following a Mark IV missile. How fast? 18 times the speed of sound following an Avco Mark IV missile for 90 seconds as it descended through the sky after a launch from the Atlantic Missile Range off the coast of Cape Canaveral, Florida. Hang on.

Following October 1962, bluegill test Navy ships were sent to retrieve the debris. Cruikshank reported that deck logs preserved by the National Archives say some of this debris was anomalous. Logs from two accompanying ships. manana. Uh, experimental pod. Stop it. I know you can't. It was my, that was my music bed for a segment I used to do in Charleston. Um, let's see here. The logs said the tube had a radiation measurement, blah, blah.

Can't help

Speaker 2 (01:44:06.082)
The crew of one ship, Point Barrow, reported unusually high radiation exposure levels after the recovery mission, according to logs from other ships, but Point Barrow's own logs are mysteriously missing from the archive!

They're hiding it!

Of course they are!

but you didn't say phenomenon. Yeah, it doesn't. No, I didn't because. Nominal.

You started it. And now it's in my head. And now you got...

Speaker 1 (01:44:36.558)
But they're called tag alongs the orbs are

That's what he said. That's what he said they called them.

Why won't it in his well, this is why they won't tell us is because it's the money.

it's the patents, it's the ability to, cause like with the metal, you just did.

Safe and Ammon.

Speaker 2 (01:45:07.008)
I want you to say.

Why would I say phenomenon?

because it was, I know, I

Thank you. But the metal that turns into liquid like mercury, they call it Quicksilver, but that was what they used to call mercury. You blot it up and it would flow back into your hand.

huh.

Speaker 2 (01:45:25.484)
And I want a piece of that.

It's somewhere it has to be somewhere like stuck in a box because if they couldn't burn it if they couldn't cut it if they couldn't destroy it then it still exists somewhere but where it's in hangar was it hangar 18

one. Hangar eighty four is in New Mexico. Is it hangar eighteen? No, all that material is in Ohio. Yeah.

Right. Right, Pat. But why would they store it there now as opposed to hanger 18 at area 51 at skunk works.

don't know, but I wanna give a shout out to Dawn Calgary. I don't even know if she knows that this show exists, but my day job, Pat Gray and Leish over at the Blaze. She sent us some homemade magnets and I love the ones that she sent me. This is the old iteration of At the Mic Show. See that? And then here is the current iteration of At the Mic Show. And I swear, that light pisses me off. That ring light, it's like.

Speaker 1 (01:46:26.51)
I have a question, then why do you use that one?

I don't know because it's, you know what? Good question. I can't reach the off button. Let me turn it around.

or just aim it at the ceiling.

That's fu- See how it's all shadowy now? Look at that. that?

I spend my life in a shell.

Speaker 2 (01:46:43.47)
It's still shadowy, isn't it? Okay, so I got something else for you here.

The aliens are selling the cookies, the tag alongs, right?

explains everything. Okay, so this is an important, almost a mea culpa. Remember how I said there was a 15 % chance that the Illinois teacher was innocent?

Julie made it bigger, just so you know.

No, she said it's better. I just realized I can make the screen bigger. So she's good. The teacher that the 18

Speaker 2 (01:47:15.63)
Remember she said I'm too hot and people like Target me and she said that the kid yeah from his phone Yeah, a couple weeks ago when we did the show from your house. That was like, I don't know I feel like maybe she's telling the truth. Well, there's some more first of all She's gonna be in court again on Monday and we're gonna find out even more but apparently Because it was a 15 year old boy and This she's 30. Mm-hmm and where my glasses because

I kind of read this. said, apparently, she was really mad at the teenager for quote, cheating on her. She typed, or at least her phone allegedly contained, we will never ever be together again. Remember how she said how she writes this stuff just for like, like almost like a diary thing, like into her husband, all this stuff.

I'm not a second choice. I'm the best thing you'll ever have, even with all my mistakes. In the manifestations section of her memoir,

Formella allegedly said she wished the teen would contact her to try to fix things between them. In the meantime, I'm going to live my best life knowing he's not the person I thought he was and that he is beneath me. Okay, now this sounds like it was the memoir. Like this was her diary, basically. She claims that all sexual references in the memoir are referring to her husband.

it was.

Speaker 2 (01:48:51.726)
So court documents allege the teacher slammed the door during a tutoring session or classroom before having the sex with the student. So anyway, Monday is going to be an interesting day in court or the 15th, Tuesday, tax day, which reminds me, I have tried so many times to get my damn taxes sent in. It has been a comedy of errors, Brad. Have I talked about this, y'all?

sexy time

Speaker 1 (01:49:17.048)
There's nothing funny about taxes.

Bro, listen to what happened.

I don't know how much of this I want to because I love the IRS. I love I personally love this.

one of us. Good.

So I...

Speaker 1 (01:49:36.014)
then you're very upset that their funding is getting yanked.

How do I say this?

Speaker 2 (01:49:44.544)
He says as he takes another sip of vodka. How do I say this? So.

Speaker 2 (01:49:52.472)
So there was an issue. I don't want to get into this right now. Ask me in seven years to tell the story. Okay. Cause that's when the, as Hunter Biden learned.

Jonathan Evans says where were all the hot young teachers when I was in school? I know They were all like cool

After third grade, did not have a good looking teacher. Third grade was the last hot teacher.

or dudes.

Speaker 1 (01:50:16.992)
I don't even think I had a hot teacher in third grade. Mrs. Curley was second grade. I honestly do not remember third grade because that's when we moved to Lincoln, Nebraska.

Wait a minute, when did you live in Lincoln?

we've had this conversation. Wait, That would be 1973.

Wait, hold on, what year's was it?

Okay, so yeah, we didn't cross paths.

Speaker 1 (01:50:37.334)
No, no, we've had this conversation, but it was, I don't, I don't, remember what the school kind of looked like, think, but I don't remember anything about like the teachers or the kids or anything. Nothing. Third and fourth grade. Cause fifth grade is more on California.

Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:50:59.256)
See, I like Lincoln more today than I did when I was going to college there. Like I like the campus and the University of Nebraska. I'm talking about the city of Lincoln. Today, I live there in a heartbeat. Back then as a young kid, I was like, get me out of here.

And Doc worked there too.

Yeah, totally.

I have his, I have air checks from him in Lincoln.

What station was he on? I worked at KLIN.

Speaker 1 (01:51:32.779)
have to look.

don't think that was it. I might be wrong, but it's he worked there before he died.

Speaker 1 (01:51:46.555)
What? We did.

I love how Jonathan Evans says it's TurboTax, Keith. It'll take an hour. See, you know what though? That's funny you say that because the software that I used apparently made a mistake as admitted by the software company and the IRS. good. So then I called the IRS. Y'all do yourself a favor. When you call the IRS, record the conversation.

Do want me to stop you now? Julie says I had such a crush on my social studies teacher. Yeah, but see, mean.

HAHAHAHA

Speaker 2 (01:52:28.812)
You talk while I track my tax envelope.

Well, the thing, I mean...

Hmm? I'm listening.

No, I'm...

Because it's a mess. I'm dealing with a mess.

Speaker 1 (01:52:44.33)
It is when you have a crush on your social studies teacher too.

Look at you, B. It's so nice to meet you.

What? I'm serious. it is because you can get...

my gosh, it was delivered! It got delivered!

What did?

Speaker 2 (01:52:59.896)
my taxes. I'm so happy before April 15, because I mailed them. I forgot a certain area to sign this. had to. Brad, I had to print them up because the software was F'd. So I had. So first of all, they were rejected. The IRS made the same suggestion I came up with. Print them up and mail them the old fashioned way. So I did. And they came back because there's an area where I forgot to have me and Carrie sign it. And then I had to send it back.

And then it got delivered to Fort Worth and vanished, not Austin where it's supposed to go. And so I tried again. So now I have two copies out there. And so now it's, now it's in Austin and delivered.

see? Then things are looking up.

I'll do a stop payment on the one check, but anyway. Okay, so what else I got here? This is a fun story out of Savannah, Georgia, where a new father was in shock after he dialed 911 about a potential intruder at his Georgia home only to later hear the dispatcher talk about a breakfast sandwich. Now, the story does not say if there was an intruder in the home.

They're doing good.

Speaker 2 (01:54:17.166)
the

Right.

But I'm saying a couple of things. don't want your... There clearly wasn't an intruder or there would be more to this story. We would hear about that. Right? And so the other part of this is, do you want your 911 dispatcher to kill over and pass out from low blood sugar because she wasn't properly fed in the middle of your call? I think you let this go. No? Am I wrong?

Some people can't let it go. Some people are just that way. You know, they are.

Okay, well, basically the Savannah, Dispatch Center protocols are now in place to keep this from happening again. I don't know what that means. they feeding them?

Speaker 1 (01:55:32.45)
They've strapped all the are they? They've strapped them all to their chairs so they can't get up.

that's helpful.

their chain to their or it's AI and now you just get AI when you call. How about we just get rid of the IRS altogether?

Yeah, I doubt.

Hold on, look at this. Look at this. Must be nice, See, that hurts my heart because Julie is referencing something that I can't see. don't know what Sue said.

Speaker 1 (01:56:01.198)
Sue said, we just send all of our tax return stuff to our daughter who is an accountant and she does it.

All right, well, you send me your daughter's info and she can do my taxes.

thinks she'll charge you.

how that works.

Hubby hates doing his taxes. He's suffering.

Speaker 2 (01:56:15.758)
Hey, there's a good question. Brad, you want to address this from Jonathan? Hey, send your, hold on, send your comments to Jonathan or Julie and then they'll, they'll post them on your behalf here so I can see them.

point in number two. Does that mean I'm a giant piece of number two? You know, I think as a as you know, here's what I think you get married, it ruins a great friendship. And that's why I think we're just you know, Keith and I are just living together.

We money for all of your time

Speaker 2 (01:56:47.722)
crap, so I shouldn't keep inviting you over here.

No, no, no, you can keep the vibe. That's the beauty of it. We're just because now see we're we're good. Look how tight we are.

I want to you a video before we go.

Technically can you see how tight someone is?

Can we not? So I want to play this video. Remember I told you I had a video and I said, I'm going to play this video and you, me and Ezra are going to this place. I can't remember if it's exactly one hour west or two hours west. It's no more than two hours west. Check this out. And why haven't we gone yet? I'm so.

Speaker 1 (01:57:15.156)
yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (01:57:35.808)
oil boom and a huge population growth in the area. So they built a dam to create Lake Cisco in 1923 and that supplied the town with drinking water. When the zoo first opened it was at the foot of that 96 foot tall dam but it sounds like the animals didn't react well to that location.

Speaker 1 (01:57:53.902)
and they moved the zoo up into these bluffs nearby a year after opening. The zoo started with a deer donated by a local resident and then someone else in the community donated a bear, which I'm not sure how they just had a bear sitting around, but then they added flamingos and monkeys and a bunch of other animals. But the zoo's heyday didn't last very long. Cisco's population peaked in the 1920s, possibly getting as high as 15,000 people during the peak of that oil boom. But by 1930, it had declined to 6,000 people and the success of the zoo seemed to follow the growth of that population. There's not much detail remaining, but there's old newspapers

reporting that a bear was poisoned and killed at the zoo and then the deer also died under mysterious circumstances. There's also rumors out there that a cougar was once part of the zoo but escaped and was never found but there's just not really exact records of the animals anymore. By the 1930s the zoo began to fall into disrepair and was eventually abandoned and for most of the last 90 years it sat truly abandoned and overgrown. But just in the last couple years a local non-profit organization has cleared out some of the debris and made it easier to hike along the old trails and walkways to have this space open to the public.

This is so cool. I guess Julie says that she couldn't hear the audio.

Well, it was really low to me. Yeah. So I don't know. mean, but.

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:59:06.252)
I didn't see how to turn it up.

I don't either.

Damn, bro. Nothing works. So pissed. So it was a bad- No, but seriously, like, here are my options when I started that video. There is no streaming service that's perfect, and I'm getting really pissed off. This one, I can play the video and I can stop the video. No, I'm sorry. I can play the video, I can remove the video, but I can't pause the video, I can't crank up the audio, I can't do jack shit with it.

Man on the

Speaker 2 (01:59:42.731)
It's you.

If you right click on it, sometimes it'll show you what's it on Instagram.

Speaker 2 (02:00:08.782)
I'm so done.

Yeah, it mutes when it mutes you when I don't know if it muted me or not

Yeah, it does. It muted both of us. I'm so pissed. I just want to go to that zoo and let's do a show from there.

With the bear that's not there. Bear died.

There's no bear. Hey, did you say you're gonna be in Roswell, New Mexico on July 4th?

Speaker 1 (02:00:29.29)
In theory, I probably should never say anything because I put the fecal touch on it, but in theory

Yeah, I wish I could be there with you, but I'm not gonna be for that.

We'll see. We'll see.

I'll be out there in August.

We'll see. Are we doing three hours or two?

Speaker 2 (02:00:48.194)
What was so great about the zoo? It's an abandoned zoo. And Ezra loves abandoned places, so this will be right up his alley.

I like abandoned places. I'm telling you there's an abandoned poor, abandoned porn Reddit subreddit.

Like your heart.

Speaker 2 (02:01:04.078)
subreddit. Wait, what's the difference between a Reddit and the sub?

because the subreddit is under Reddit.

So there's Reddit.

And well, in each one of those, like, bazillions. I'm a member of the Abandoned Porn Reddit. And there's also an Abandoned Reddit.

How many subreddits

Speaker 1 (02:01:24.354)
Which is weird because you'd think that it was abandoned and

How do you go to this porn site of yours?

Well, you know when you're in Texas you have to provide ID so

Is that right?

Oh, you didn't hear it. There's the abandoned subreddit.

Speaker 2 (02:01:39.952)
Let me look here

see that I could live there.

Isn't that cool?

I want to live.

And look, you get hair loss spray there too.

Speaker 2 (02:01:52.736)
Look at this, man. Holy crap. Can I just say, go back, you had that church there. There are so many churches that have been abandoned when we drove around New England. It's like you could just feel that the soul literally of the New England states is just hollowed out.

It's New England.

Ooh, look, there's an abandoned childhood water park.

where is that?

Hey, if I make you like the permanent number two, can you just always play the videos? Thanks.

Speaker 2 (02:02:32.29)
Can you just follow this?

Contract negotiations done. There you have it. Our people talk. I guess they did.

Yeah, yeah. The ink's not dry though.

Sat abandoned sent this five days ago. Where the hell is it? It doesn't say Looking it's been closed for a year eight hours some call. Where does it say it is?

I think I have somewhere to be. It's five o'clock Eastern. So I should let you go because you don't know this, but I'm not compensating you for all of these appearances that you're making.

Speaker 1 (02:02:59.296)
It is five o'clock Eastern.

Speaker 1 (02:03:10.358)
I'm sorry. Who is this? can't.

I've got you here Any interest in joining a week from today's a will be back. We got a whole bunch of

As long as the restraining order doesn't, you know, legally keep me away still. I mean, if that's, if we've got that covered, then yeah, because I want to hear her theories on space.

Right.

Speaker 2 (02:03:38.252)
Yeah, I wrote it.

I think we're under a dome.

I don't know if I ca- wait did she say that?

No, that's what if you go biblically if you look in it talks about the firmament and there's a dome and all of that.

Okay, well look at this here. Here is my my extensive note taking for for next Friday's live stream. It says Zay space view. And that that'll remind me to say hey Zay, what's your view on space? And then that'll take care of

Speaker 1 (02:04:06.05)
I'm pretty sure that's all you need.

Speaker 1 (02:04:13.536)
and then you push go.

I'm so happy the weekend is here. I mean, it was like a two day work week for me. You believe that shit? Two days. I had to go to work for two days this week.

It's gotta be exhausting.

Speaker 1 (02:04:28.603)
The abandoned churches in Wisconsin not New England

Okay, well Wisconsin has no soul either. that math checks out. Hey, before we go, I think what I want to do is, and this is probably a stupid bit that isn't going to pan out the way it's going in my head, but what if, what if we always finish with a, with a question from, uh, uh, eighth grade exam from 1912? You ready?

Okay.

Let's start small.

Speaker 1 (02:05:06.05)
I see what you did there.

Let's start small. Spell exaggerate.

Speaker 1 (02:05:14.238)
E-X-A-

Exager... there's two r's in it. Exagerate.

And you said two Rs? Yeah. No, it's two Gs. E-X-A-G-G-E-R-A-T-E. So Brad has, he's 0 for 1.

I'm not as smart as a a... A trader. Well I could have told you that.

1. and that's, you that's the year that we got Woodrow Wilson. And that's when education, this exam right here with 100 questions or whatever the hell it is. And by the way, I would sit at a desk for an hour, I'm sorry, about an entire day. And I would get maybe five of these right. And so that's when the education system was hijacked starting in

Speaker 1 (02:06:09.109)
Or more than me.

Sounds like somebody's trying to break into the motel. What is that?

wait, hold on a second. Before we go, I will wait. The audience will wait. We need Doc Kitty. Doc Kitty was advertised by yours truly as being on this show. In fact, the picture for the thumbnail that Wes created, thank you, Wes, included you and Doc Kitty. And I have yet to see the fleabag.

He's not in here.

I said, we'll wait.

Speaker 1 (02:06:37.804)
I know, good luck. When he's outside.

You're saying he's outside of the motel.

He's outside, yeah. He's outside. He went out a while ago and he has been gone. He goes out and he cats around.

Is he neutered?

I've never checked. Yes, he's neutered.

Speaker 2 (02:06:57.68)
Okay, I just I was gonna tell you what he's doing

And and and since you brought that up because we got it because he was a pound cat they the males they clip like the top fifth of the year off you think there'd be a to show that they've been schwacked I Know and I can't they do the other ear Is that really yep?

Hold on a second.

Speaker 2 (02:07:23.362)
I didn't know that. That's kind of mean.

Well, he just got done cutting his balls off. Why is the tip of the ear any different?

Well, that's adding insult to injury. I mean, is it less? Hold on. If you're a cat and you get your balls taken, right?

I'm a eunuch!

Speaker 1 (02:07:39.842)
How they find them?

on. What what do you think is the less dignity here? you going up and squeezing this or you cutting off part of his ear. I mean, I'd rather just like, you know what? There's nothing in there.

Speaker 2 (02:08:00.782)
I should hang up now. I'm tired. I'm gonna go watch golf. Brad, I love you and thank you for being a part of this. What people don't realize is that yes, I purposefully drag Brad. In fact, I have so many things that I'm holding over Brad's head and I say, bro, you're gonna do this show with me or else I'm gonna make that public.

Yep, you should.

Speaker 1 (02:08:24.28)
that picture. That was such a long time ago.

How much had you had to drink?

Not enough. Is it ever enough?

I'm gonna keep bringing that up. The day you say that you're too busy to hang out on the live stream is the day that I say, today's the day that I post that pic, bro, and I'm not putting context on it. All right, you'll have a good one. I'll see you Thursday. great segue, Keith. Jesus would be so proud. On Thursday, Steve Dase is my guest for the Deep Dive as we talk about the resurrection of Christ.

New words, tea bag.

Speaker 2 (02:09:04.526)
and then a week from today, it's going to be a rerun. Brad, Zay and myself. We got so many stories here that I didn't get to today that we're going to have to query both Brad and Zay on. So a lot of good stuff. then who knows what else. I swear, shut up. All right. I'm going to go watch golf with you. I'm bye bye now. All right. Thanks everybody. Love you. I really appreciate your time and thanks for hanging out. Please like, share, retweet.

We're getting queered by what?

Speaker 2 (02:09:36.898)
Don't tickle.

Why? What's wrong with tickling? They caught the bugger tickler.

It's wait wait, hold on Cursor is hovering above in stream and you drop they caught the butthole. look Hi, so he's How y'all doing later?

What?